What do Geeks Smell Like?

[BukkakeSniper]

You're not supposed to rub your wrists together after a spritz, it actually diminishes the smell

[WATSONMUTH]

D&G POUR HOMMME and LA male JPG FTW!

[lordalcatraz000]

red shirt gives you plus 2 to all skills

[Schmiki24]

DUDE!!! When you put on a cologne, DON'T rub your arms together!!!!

It might sound stupid, but it destroys the structure of the scent!

[TheAspiringOne]

Which flavor? i like the blueberry ones. :D NERDS FTW

[Kruelwanderer911]

Pretty sick setup!!!

[jacck123]

geek smell like computer fish

[Uelogy22]

chris hilarious :D LOL

[MrGeekPhantom]

omg!

[laallaal75]

0:50 he looks like stephen hawking

[UncleKnickKnack]

Odeur 53

The latest technology is used to clone odours from inorganic materials. Smells never before used, with no precise name only abstract ideas.

The Freshness of Oxygen, Flaming Rock, Freshly Mowed Grass, Wash Drying in the Wind, Sand Dunes, Pure Air of the High Mountains, Flash of Metal

[RileyWG]

The 'g' in cologne is silent.

[Tobisagoodboi]

y do people NOT like geeks? ur cute :3 lol

[XXcomputerXXtutorial]

people are just jealous that there not geeks, or smart like we are :)

[zzrezz]

i the loving smart!

with isnt I'm like genius!

[bokocrew]

" I LIKE! " lmao XD

[sonyvaio980]

lolz we'll smell ya later

[h2inuyasha2]

haha, colog knee

[benjamicetheninja]

nice

[CroswhiteK]

Armani Code FTW!

[whitefoxx52]

i pronounce it co la g na

[Phatoome]

geek smells like geek

[saxman112]

AXE FTW!

[zlcoolboy]

I smell like Old spice.

[turbogeek09]

geek smell like rotten meat

[woods72]

dont get high from that lol

[iiznotknowinnoname]

i like AXE CHOCOLATE cologne

[jakendrbe]

thats not cologne

its a shitty walmart fragrance

[iiznotknowinnoname]

i like it and my girlfreind likes it i think thats all that matters

[mamdk]

mint and liquorice ... with just a hint of lemon/lime, very simple, yet very effective in masking any traces from a LAN party...

[kookiemoose]

that would be wax

[PersianPaladin]

I smell like pizza and noodles.

[TheFilmCreator1]

lol

[hypnotyzedtube]

geeks smell like masturbation and potato chips

[curtiswright1992]

geeks smell like motherboards

[JohnHFilms]

ooh.. i thought it was "what smell geeks like"?

soz

[JohnHFilms]

new mac smell new mac smell

[MrCousindan]

Chris has 79,000 subs and is only getting like 10,000 views each video.

[davesrt10]

geeks smell like fear

[DethMagnetik]

I love the smell of cherry lumber!!

[MusicMatterstv]

they must have paid you a pretty penny to advertise something that wasn't about tech at all.

[DethMagnetik]

No one pays him at all, he just like it so much, he decideds to let everyone else have the chance to try it

[martijnpc]

I like the smell of new hardware :D

[Edvinauskas1]

DUDE!!! I love the smell of new Motherboards! lol :D

[stormsabre101]

ur damn right dude! i like it too! id like to smell like new hardware, fresh, out of the box!

[fullofblood]

not brutish..brutal hehehe

[DARKtutorials]

LOL will smell ya later HAHAHA

[subz3r0x1]

LOL "I LIKE!!!"

[neothematrixhacker]

WOOO! ThinkGeek is win.

[theMINDofWARD]

Red Shirt isn't the only Star Trek cologne available. They also have one called Tiberius (two guesses as to what inspired that name) and Pon Farr, which is made for women.

[cheesefishy]

ok this is very random, geeks smell lik hardwrk and dertimation

[Eeieeioo93]

and midget horses. Don't forget the midget horses!

[jihoo134]

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[mrsandoz]

You want geeky?? RightGuard. Or Aqua Velva.

[DavijoBoy]

lol..chapstick

[ainsleymg]

hey i like you chris but that was just weird lol (keep up the good work) also plzz sub me

[Shangrily]

don't be huffing that stuff lol

[PAPO1990]

I'd like a fragrance that smells like when I open up a new apple product, I love that smell

[whysoserious1979]

i rub my dogs hot shit all over me i still never seem to get the girls i wonder why mmmm

[cabokevin]

LOL OMG

[iMthatFILIPINOkid]

cuh log nee lmao

[xXpiredXx]

chris why dont you just start a geek shop with items for geeks ?

[DyersEve0]

wow i really want to buy some of that and i havent even smelled it yet

i love advertising

[Ident1ty08]

"The nerdest" that cracked me up.

[teasermaniac]

i think i wouldnt share my personal hygiene with our youtubers......... just a thought there lockergnome!

[mena114]

Cologne???

COLL-OG-NEE????

[ussreagan]

lol, how geeks supoused to smell? fried chips?

[link2450]

i swear to god i smelt you over the video

[Phillovich]

it's like i'm watching giga games but in english and on youtube

[gunfuego]

Anchor Blue - WIRED my fave......... and the name sounds geek chic.....

[bfudge85]

Brut sucks go for kc line

[Xman007Aust]

... smell you later ... X

[iamVERYrandom]

Thats wierd, I use Brut :D

[plukap]

Math

[rubelcool]

to me its all about smell of fried silicon or nothing.

[XXTheRealMcCoyXX]

Hugo Energise

Marc Jacob's

Jean Paul Gaultier

[BritishRider]

I like Kouros by YSL. Real nice unique smell

[thesundayblues]

its lyxn africa in the uk

[petegrimsby]

CUSTOM pc case builds on my channel :-)

and chris av been sold i smell gawjass ;-P lol

[cjtt2]

QUESTION is he realy that geeky or is he just playing a character

[lolDancube]

He's really a geek, he's been doing this sort of stuff since he was like, a teenager.

[BKDocHoliday]

he is that geeky

[jmurray01]

hey. Isn't it a little wierd that Chris is a big computer geek and lives in seattle, and Bill Gates also lives in seattle.

[SavaBG0]

Well Smell Ya Later

[godofnoa]

aah, but you wont smell us later xD

[minxamo]

i think its pronounce colone, not colog-nee

[ljscott1990]

He was being sarcastic. Watch when he reads the back of the box. He pronounces it correctly.

[deathblade979]

u sold out man

[DvDPlaya]

Wow, Red Shirt... and i always thought geeks smelt like Thermal Paste

[JayKay3000]

you can get these pit rocks that dont smell and are all natural and providing you shower well will stop you smelling and not alcohol based so better for your skin.

as the reason you smell is bcs you sweat then bacteria builds up and causes you to smell. I guess you could call it invisible mould.

[ramsy66]

Colog-knee? isnt it pronounced coloyn?

[DRKBULLETX]

I have to run like a fuckin mile for me to sweat. I barely smell at all. Deodorant helps. Plus too much cologne or AXE or Old Spice is kind of well.... you know.... overbearing?

[fergfergferg123]

axe is lyxn in germany

[JmanofAus]

I smell like Lynx Africa :P

[sgtheadhole]

so do i

[PatchA4]

us geeks generally smell bad due to using computers all day and not bothering taking a shower, because face it, we barely leave the house :D

[GeeTekk]

oldspice body washh

[PabzGLRP]

Old Spice.

[mishtv80]

Man that thing is strong, it brought me to your video

[ddoodm]

Collognie!? :P

[brendanhen]

don't get high from the redshirt!!

my smell is the chocolate axe body spry

[LalaTweety4]

My siter was usuing my computer and clicked on some pop-up that took over the internet explorer she was using and even hough I delected it itz still on my computer an dI cant find it what do I do? The program is called Personal Antivirus

[XxXDELTAxFOXTROTXxX]

That's Adware.

That's a virus. If you don't have an antivirus software, download a free one.

Avira, SUPERantispyware, and Malwarebytes.

[Richmunnich]

That really is just adware. Find the file on your hard drive for it (it should be an exe file) and just above it there will be an un-named file simply called "uninstall" click to run that and the program will be deleted.

[Richmunnich]

The only clue that you will have that those two files are related to each other is the date they were downloaded.

[AdminDan]

I smell like patchouli most of the time

[JamJells]

Dollar Tree have some nice cheap stinky stuff to spray on your bod for masking your geek stink.

[KaraokeZone]

no, if you could smell things through the internet, that would be the end of internet porn

[protovirus510]

lmao nice point

[wecool20]

i allways wondered if somthing like 6-D technology could transfer smell and stoof idk

[ConnorLug]

right now, shit and old spice

[Ourdreamskim]

I havent worn Old Spice for a long time. Reminds me of Grandpa

[TheGeek1028]

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooooooooooolllll­lllllllllllllllllllllllldddddd­dddddddddd... (raspy inhale) spice. (heart attack, die)

[Mr937595]

the smell of brand new components, rubber of cables, case rear exhaust fan/s, pizza, and sleep deprivation. u got a geeks scent! agree?

[SubtleDemise]

right now....weed, apples, beer, and a slight hint of Axe deodarant

[ableite]

I prefer using alcohol

[bvc123q]

I love brut i wear it every day

[ajiclesproductions]

Geeks smell like thermal grease.

[darkstar744]

roflmao "we'll smell ya later"

[souther]

a true geek doesn't take a shower for a month

[ElectrizCity]

I have to say, Chris Pirillo's videos are probably the most entertaining advertisements on youtube...

[xb0xher0]

probably like B.O. and Cum..

[fatminihorse123]

cocaine sniffah!

[ki11joy92]

geeks smell like red bull and nvidia all over there beard

[Xjkjk3264X]

Nvidia FTW :)

[greatgames148]

i smell like cream soda :)

[SuperHackBros]

more reasons to have smell-o-vision *sigh*

[y35n00b5]

i smell like pie pizza and strawberry soda.....yyyyyuuuuuuuummmmmmm

strawberry soda

[triynizzles]

HE LOOK LIKES HES SNORTING DRUGS

[nnngggiii]

how much did they pay you to avertissed their product?lol

[arnXboxElite]

i cant smell it!!!!!  lol

[sabaths1fan]

hes so condesending

[aardvarkgenocide]

smells like silicon

[hellzone100]

lol

[ymanganelli]

Yeah.. sometimes geeks smell to old, or must of the time to grees.. hahaha thats before shower. lol you are funny Chris..

[danpluso]

I remember when your videos used to be tech related.... Oh where have those days gone??

[ThunderPower]

He wants to extend into other subjects. I don't find anything wrong with that. Believe it or not, he does have a life outside of technology.

[Khalduknight]

Well, it may be outside technology but it is not outside of his home.

[Vaughnlesterinoz]

lol...you forgot to pronounce cologne wrong the 3rd time. XD

[8TUW]

ku-lone

[idontseedeadpeople]

i smell like sweat. it's freakin hot outside...

[thatsfornoobs]

omg 6th comment. and lol

[diablo9333]

cool

[95dmario]

Geeks have a different type of smell.

[alexosh1234]

lol