@AJFedora These people are Armstrong and Miller, they are comedians and Ashens starred in this one. This wasn't some interview, you do realise this entire thing is just taking the piss right? It's what the British do best.
Argh, I can't believe those Americans who think that they're being rude to him, aside from the EXPLAINATION CLEARLY STATING THAT THEY AREN'T in his Q & A video, they're both not being particularly rude and obviously, blatantly, insanely plainly doing it for humourous affect. ARGH.
Rants aside, love the vid. Armstrong and Miller FTW.
@bushidorox yes, but his channel clearly states "Stuart Ashen, Purveyor of fine video entertainment" and in some videos he says "hello, I'm Stuart Ashen."
@SimHarrison Even I refer to him as Ashen... but he should have given his channel and site his own name... people don't notice small things, and keep using his channel name :) You can consider it his nickname. Most icons have one.
@GaBB0256 I guess it's hard for me to understand because I find American humor funny as well, and the difference, for me, is a bit blurry. Even in European video games they have to change the humorous lines for US versions because they say Americans can't understand European humor. I used to think they were wrong.
@wolwering1 well our humour is a lot more subtle and witty then theirs, whereas their humour is usually more upfront. thats why we usually get their humour but they dont get ours
@ResurrectedTemplar see his naughty squirrel video (well it has some name not squirrel something with a T) considering how his video ends although comedic I have never once seen any straight man be him white/black/brit/ an english man/german who can even speak of such things without puking much less put two characters together like that. O___o
Am I the only person who thinks this is a deliberate parody of gadget shows? Alexander Armstrong and Ben Miller aren't seriously going to try and make a gadget show, as you can see with the way they're pretending to play the games at the beginning, and NOT USING THEIR REAL NAMES!!!
I already said it but again Ashens speak up mate. We all are saying Armstrong and Miller are not funny. But you are! They seemed a bit rude to you too. First they asked what the gadget did and then they tried to be funny, failed miserably, when you try speaking in their crap comedy act they speak over you! Tell them they are twats and then take over that show! Be paid for what we love you to do!
I like how at the start they try to look all casual pretending to be playing games during the intro, all the while Ashens stands there grinding his teeth.
I imagine they edited out the grinding, but we know it's there...
Old men talking about interwebz and gadgorz doesn't work, unless it involves a brown couch.
Don't think the clip did Ashen much justice. Poor guy. Good he is getting some publicity. Much prefer the clips on YouTube with the camera pointing at the sofa.
well, why do you all watch it if you don't like armstrong and miller? Oo
you know, i'm from germany and a lot of peopla know this show and like it. but if you would ask somebody who is ashens, noone could give you an answer.
@fishfishfish912 I know that they are acting, but the characters they are playing, which I assume they made up themselves, are not funny. Not once did I laugh while watching their series of sketch programs on telly. Not once.
@idiotcorppresident really some made me laugh i thought they were above some other shows (Little Britain style sketch shows) but i do agree that some sketches are not funny but i suppose everyone likes different things
I never saw Stuart Ashen show the pen camera. James Bond tech so exciting. The watch phone would also be something Bond would use wish it could work.Many thanks to Ashens for showing those things and much thanks to The Node for having him.
I'd like to see a half hour Christmas special of The Node on BBC1. And I'm fully prepared to sit here on my arse until somebody else puts in all the effort so I can be entertained. My favourite moment here was 2:00.
give ashen his own show OR I SHALL RAIN DOWN UPON YOU WITH THE FORCE OF ATHOUSAND MOONS UNTILL YOUR CARPET SMEEEERS WITH THE BLOOD OF A THOUSAND DEAD SMALL FURIES CREATURES AND THEN STICK FORKS IN YOUR EYES SCORPIANS IN YOUR COMB CABNIT REPLACE ALL YOUR TEA AND SIISY APPLE JUICEWHILEST THE MILLION RATS I LET LOOSE EAT THE EMAINS WHAT MINUTES AGO WAS THE REMAINS OF YOUR BODIES O_-
Pause at 2:01 and look at it for hours xD
whaowman 2 months ago
Thumbs up if you've ever had a calculator watch.
Conway79 3 months ago
Gosh, how could they be so rude to Simon Pegg like that?
thatstrangeguy159 3 months ago 2
I don't understand why people keep saying that they were "rude" to Stuart. I don't get that vibe at ALL. Strange...
pineapple2048 4 months ago 2
they were not being rude they were just being british :P lol jk, i love ashens and this was fun to watch
Tainted107 4 months ago
ashens is not amused he is way funnier than they will ever be =P and it seems like they were careless about ashens stuff =P
metakight4 5 months ago
3 men I love in one room, it's a shame i'm straight :/
Hysteria98 6 months ago
Lolz, The earphone is above his ear xDDD
TinyRa1n 8 months ago
I like the fact that CyberFX is blurred out.
Jack2009cool 9 months ago 3
omg people calm down! im american, and even i know that they were just acting. ever heard of it?
chcoman123 9 months ago
really, people thought the bit at the beginning was them being rude??
dotchoo 9 months ago
Why are the hosts so rude to ashens??
AJFedora 9 months ago
@AJFedora These people are Armstrong and Miller, they are comedians and Ashens starred in this one. This wasn't some interview, you do realise this entire thing is just taking the piss right? It's what the British do best.
Skillerguy45 3 months ago
@Skillerguy45 I was speaking sarcasm! haha don't worry i got the joke!
AJFedora 3 months ago
the infamous cyber fx
SpotTheSteez 9 months ago
Argh, I can't believe those Americans who think that they're being rude to him, aside from the EXPLAINATION CLEARLY STATING THAT THEY AREN'T in his Q & A video, they're both not being particularly rude and obviously, blatantly, insanely plainly doing it for humourous affect. ARGH.
Rants aside, love the vid. Armstrong and Miller FTW.
cheeseybananas 10 months ago
@cheeseybananas ikr but im american and i get that they wernt being rude but thats probly because i watch BBC all the time since i was little
MASTERLINKX1 10 months ago
Thumbs up if Ashens sent you here!
HopoTen 10 months ago 8
This has been flagged as spam show
do do do Hello
megachris1112 10 months ago
gah, Stuart should have made it onto Charlie Brooker's gameswipe or something. This was not the least bit funny. Fuck A & M
HomebrandMusic01 10 months ago
Christ, they're not being rude to the good doctor! Dr. Ashen did explain it in a separate Q&A video.
TeddyLeach 10 months ago 2
Ashens sent me?
haloKINGSstudios 10 months ago
lol ashens at the end, awkwardly looking at them, trying to look a bit interested....
CyberNetTV 11 months ago 2
Stuart looked REALLY uncomfortable!
spideyjiri 11 months ago
"Hello." :D
BranislavDJ 11 months ago
The sillies called him Dr. AshenS instead of Dr. Ashen.
...yeah, Armstrong and Miller are a lot better in, erm, Armstrong and Miller.
CaptainSlow202 11 months ago
I love how stupid these people in the comments are.
Roflcopter4b 1 year ago
Proper famous people? Must be crowding the screen.
RedDaVincy 1 year ago
i feel like he is not wanted there? i dont know why...
jezz123kid 1 year ago
the 3 best people in the whole of britan :D btw when i say britan i mean the world.
killer6468 1 year ago
lol i actually watched this at quarter to eight!
ChannelUltimate 1 year ago
I love how the video featuring Ashens has literally 20 times more views than other node videos.
willsoe 1 year ago 64
ashens looks very uncomfortable...
deathananicehotcuppa 1 year ago
Armstrong and Miller's best characters
KingChiliPepper 1 year ago
He looks so out of place. It's not fair!! D':
DOCTORxxWHOxxFAN 1 year ago 4
if there was no ashens i would report this video to the police
thinkulye 1 year ago
Armstrong and Miller BOOOOOOOOOO.
Why isnt Stuart Ashens the star he is the main mannnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HeartOfGamingUK 1 year ago
Ashen looked a bit scared to be honist :P
DeadNetworks 1 year ago
Superb.
wisteela 1 year ago
oh my god! why is everyone calling him ashens???? his name is stuart ASHEN, NOT ASHENS!
SimHarrison 1 year ago
@SimHarrison well his account is ashens so that's what people call him
fishfishfish912 11 months ago
@SimHarrison They're referring to his channel name. Seriously, he's famous as ASHENS... not our fault, to be honest :D
bushidorox 11 months ago
@bushidorox yes, but his channel clearly states "Stuart Ashen, Purveyor of fine video entertainment" and in some videos he says "hello, I'm Stuart Ashen."
SimHarrison 11 months ago
@SimHarrison Even I refer to him as Ashen... but he should have given his channel and site his own name... people don't notice small things, and keep using his channel name :) You can consider it his nickname. Most icons have one.
bushidorox 11 months ago
Ashens in The Node: Gadgets (Featuring Armstrong & Miller)
AlphaAGENT144 1 year ago 7
I don't know what's funnier:
the video
or
the people complaining about those guys being rude to Ashens
XD
Axemunger 1 year ago
Yai! Ashens, featuring those guys from the Node!
Zion1122 1 year ago
Silly Americans Watch Ashens Q and A video
demonotto 1 year ago 2
How can people think they were being serious?
wolwering1 1 year ago 3
because theyre american. they dont get our humour
GaBB0256 1 year ago
@GaBB0256 I guess it's hard for me to understand because I find American humor funny as well, and the difference, for me, is a bit blurry. Even in European video games they have to change the humorous lines for US versions because they say Americans can't understand European humor. I used to think they were wrong.
wolwering1 1 year ago
@wolwering1 well our humour is a lot more subtle and witty then theirs, whereas their humour is usually more upfront. thats why we usually get their humour but they dont get ours
GaBB0256 1 year ago
How are they being rude? I dont get it.
PS3Oilerfan83 1 year ago
BEHOLD! A USB vacum cleaner (never heard of such) w/ TWO FEATURES!! It sucks, & it SUCKS!
Pokpal178 1 year ago
Wow. Ashens is the only straight guy in this video.
ResurrectedTemplar 1 year ago
@ResurrectedTemplar see his naughty squirrel video (well it has some name not squirrel something with a T) considering how his video ends although comedic I have never once seen any straight man be him white/black/brit/ an english man/german who can even speak of such things without puking much less put two characters together like that. O___o
kawaiifreak860 1 year ago
2:00 WTF
22Videogameaddict 1 year ago
Armstrong and Miller are not being rude! It's just the British Humour... It obviously doesn't translate well.
MrAmolou 1 year ago 7
Those Armstrong & Miller guys are douchebags :/
XpikoXtheXawesomeX 1 year ago
guys its a spoof? ashens said in his video they are acting
sweetsugarpumpkin 1 year ago 6
@sweetsugarpumpkin They know, they are only watching this because of ashens FAQ vid. They are just trollin
Altadorian1 1 year ago
These dudes seem like jerks...
xXJacobBuckXx 1 year ago
Fucking donkey crap they were totaly rude to Ashen :P
0menchild 1 year ago
This was painful to watch. At least Ashens tried to save the situation.
Kazikox 1 year ago
Love how ashens didnt laugh at any point of their jokes
Reviewz360 1 year ago
@Reviewz360 Ashen rarely laughs... he obviously WON'T laugh at their pathetic jokes... watching it was PAINFUL.
bushidorox 11 months ago
This show sucks so bad. Armstrong and Miller don't even sound funny, Ashens, Dont hang out with these morons.
SuperSnorlaxForums 1 year ago
@SuperSnorlaxForums ummm what? they are really good comedians...some people fail to see what the fuck ACTING is...downy
TheHair101 1 year ago
@TheHair101 really good comedians might be pushing it a bit :/
RockAgainstAss69 1 year ago
Yay ashens
DiscoA1 1 year ago
thtas the guy off primeval
WalshyKing 1 year ago
I'm reading every comment in this video with Ashen's voice.
NakedCreep 1 year ago
Lmao at the start, playing the popstations.
ScDrPain 1 year ago
Ashen. kick thoose "comedians" out and do your reviews on that nice set :D
1337FreshNoodles 1 year ago
they censored the cyber fx logo xD
metakight4 1 year ago
And i love, that he doesn't laugh at their shitty jokes!XD
xXxNoXGirlyXGirlxXx 1 year ago 3
Yay, Ashen! he has like the best humor ever:D
xXxNoXGirlyXGirlxXx 1 year ago 2
Haha, onwards from 1:50 Dr. Ashen gives the biggest 'What the fuck?!" look.
ThePoochDog 1 year ago 3
Am I the only person who thinks this is a deliberate parody of gadget shows? Alexander Armstrong and Ben Miller aren't seriously going to try and make a gadget show, as you can see with the way they're pretending to play the games at the beginning, and NOT USING THEIR REAL NAMES!!!
RevolutionFilms09 1 year ago 5
@RevolutionFilms09 Give up. This is the Internet we're talking about where comprehension fail aboundeth!
Sapphonouveau 1 year ago
@Sapphonouveau This is true : /
RevolutionFilms09 1 year ago
Love Ashens.
And from now on Alexander Armstrong should always wear those sunglasses.
PurushaDesa 1 year ago
Hmm... The Node... Makes me want to go play Unreal Tournament 3...
BassCompsModestMouse 1 year ago 2
ASHENS!!! MaA GO SUCK AN EGG!
ASHENS RULES!
Armstrong and Miller wouldn't know comedy if monty python put them in a sketch!
jack037907 1 year ago 4
I already said it but again Ashens speak up mate. We all are saying Armstrong and Miller are not funny. But you are! They seemed a bit rude to you too. First they asked what the gadget did and then they tried to be funny, failed miserably, when you try speaking in their crap comedy act they speak over you! Tell them they are twats and then take over that show! Be paid for what we love you to do!
hawwy1987 1 year ago
@hawwy1987 umm it's all scripted...
sophie1899 1 year ago
@sophie1899 Yeah but he still can look at the script and say what he would've said and not let the two tits over power his sarcastic wit.
hawwy1987 1 year ago
Colin Mochrie face at 2:00
32629282 1 year ago
I like how at the start they try to look all casual pretending to be playing games during the intro, all the while Ashens stands there grinding his teeth.
I imagine they edited out the grinding, but we know it's there...
Old men talking about interwebz and gadgorz doesn't work, unless it involves a brown couch.
franka64 1 year ago
i love the way ashens dont find em funny in anyway
Reviewz360 1 year ago 5
Wow, to think that if I hadn't gone to the post office and sent Ashens my CyberFX, it would have never been on this show. Amazing! (to me, anyway)
dogeymon83 1 year ago 5
FUCK YEAH!!! ASHENS!!!
LutMejiaJ 1 year ago
Ashens is far too intelligent and witty to be in the company of these two morons.
RobinScott93 1 year ago 6
they are playing characters you fool - they are actually very intelligent comedians
sheikinsanity 1 year ago
03:48 - the end was just a big ol' facepalm..
BlueBajs 1 year ago
ASHENS FTW!
l337z0r 2 years ago
british people scare me now...
DyingIsFunny 2 years ago
because of ashens or armstrong and miller because if A & M THEY SUCK COCK! not funny. etc lol
Reviewz360 1 year ago
BBC could ruin ashens if this is the shit theyve got him doin..
andywv3 2 years ago
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Reviewz360 2 years ago 6
Good grief, this sucks.
Ashens is way better on his own.
DonutEatingLlama 2 years ago 7
good lord this is terrible
PS3NSKYLINE34 2 years ago 5
They are the most unfunny cunts I've ever seen. Apart from Ashens, the only reason I would even dream of sitting through 5 minutes of this tripe.
abidingwings 2 years ago 7
The guy on the right just acts like a right knob in this, just because hes old.
kaney1967 2 years ago
Don't think the clip did Ashen much justice. Poor guy. Good he is getting some publicity. Much prefer the clips on YouTube with the camera pointing at the sofa.
Idittspedi 2 years ago 5
Ashens fans! Now you can get more of your favourite doctor in Ashen's Tech Dump! See link in the description.
BBCComedy 2 years ago 31
well done to mr.ashens, i still have his address dont you know, mwbahahaha
punkmario06 2 years ago
@BBCComedy to ashens you shood whach to gear on bbc america they say some of the wordds you say like rubbish pounds and tat
TheRandomguy06 1 year ago
@BBCComedy when is there going to be a new tech dump video???
mclmatty 1 year ago 9
@mclmatty Not too long now... patience!
BBCComedy 1 year ago 21
@BBCComedy ok :(
mclmatty 1 year ago
@BBCComedy how meny Tech dumps are there going to be ??
TheMrDavidKing 1 year ago
seems like an unfunny version of "Tim and Eric: awesome show great job"
Although ashens is great
Mailman692 2 years ago
1 star from me - it doesn't feel like Ashens gets the respect he deserves, considering he far surpasses them at any attempt at comedy!
r1chb 2 years ago 9
This is so shit! Ashens is sooo much funnier than these losers.
PilGrimmm 2 years ago 11
Loosers? theyre worse, loosers are too good to call them, theyre more like whores.
cyrixproductions 2 years ago
Ashens is amazing, bring him back more! :D
regularmagnolia 2 years ago 4
well, why do you all watch it if you don't like armstrong and miller? Oo
you know, i'm from germany and a lot of peopla know this show and like it. but if you would ask somebody who is ashens, noone could give you an answer.
MrsCalaway 2 years ago
problem is, armstrong and miller are funny, just their scripted show isnt
Samagorny 2 years ago 2
I can't believe he has the tomacity to call him "Stuart Ashens". it should be "DOCTOR Stuart Ashens". Deary me.
SQUIZZLER24 2 years ago 17
@SQUIZZLER24 lol true true, but yeah what a fun idea to have Ashens on Armstrong and Miller!
leela145 2 years ago
Yeah, I hope he gets more broadcasting time in the future...
SQUIZZLER24 2 years ago 2
@SQUIZZLER24 ...what the fuck is "tomacity"
DanceLikeANitwit 1 year ago
@DanceLikeANitwit
It's what happens when you try and post a funny comment on Youtube when you're slightly drunk and end up misspelling tenacity.
SQUIZZLER24 1 year ago
@SQUIZZLER24 Well no it would actually be Doctor Stuart Ashen. Just sayin'.
vibraphonics 1 year ago
I refuse to even rate this and give the BBC 5 stars for their "hilarious" comedy act". If it were only Ashens, it'd be 5 stars without a doubt.
abidingwings 2 years ago 3
Ashens = LEGEND!
karam94 2 years ago 15
What is this why is Ashens not the star?
cjrswan 2 years ago 73
I'd watch this show if Ashens was in it.
I LOVE YOU ASHENS
dollors1 2 years ago 10
did you notice? at 3:06 craig is wearing the hat and at 3:07 its suddenly gone Oo
MrsCalaway 2 years ago 13
OOOOOOOH SHIIIIIIIIIIT.
Irooooon 2 years ago
Wow. I didn't actually notice that, clearly my brain had shut down a little bit due to the lack of comedy from Armstrong and Miller.
SQUIZZLER24 2 years ago 8
These guys are not funny whatsoever.
Ashens is a complete and utter legend - The BBC should employ him instead.
Skankkz 2 years ago 8
This has been flagged as spam show
I agree so fucking much.
Irooooon 2 years ago 2
Ashens is funny.
Alexander Armstrong and Ben Miller are not funny.
Thank goodness that Ashens maintained his dignity by not laughing.
idiotcorppresident 2 years ago 65
@idiotcorppresident i think irs good that they laugh its funnier... and they are a class act
Marty730108 1 year ago
@idiotcorppresident true. so true.
sockmonkeyzruleXD 1 year ago
@idiotcorppresident its an act they are funny
fishfishfish912 1 year ago
@fishfishfish912 I know that they are acting, but the characters they are playing, which I assume they made up themselves, are not funny. Not once did I laugh while watching their series of sketch programs on telly. Not once.
They just aren't funny.
idiotcorppresident 1 year ago
@idiotcorppresident really some made me laugh i thought they were above some other shows (Little Britain style sketch shows) but i do agree that some sketches are not funny but i suppose everyone likes different things
fishfishfish912 1 year ago
@fishfishfish912 Every comedy show is above Little Britain. Even a more recent abomination called "Lee Nelson's Well Good Show".
idiotcorppresident 1 year ago
Thank god this video ended after that [i]hilarious[/i] rant about calculator watches...
Poor Ashens.
Sposchy 2 years ago 11
Rofl, I'm sure he was bursting with sarcastic comments listening to these morons.
iReviewiCases 2 years ago 7
Argh the PSP that shocks you is still on the table. and they didnt even look at it :'(?
vawriss3 2 years ago
the only reason i'm even giving it *a* star is because it has ashens in it.....
xdeadstarpsyclonx 2 years ago
OMFG the BBC employ them and they are fucing stupid, not smart at all. They should make him meet some one funny and not stupid.
SonyHackMyMum 2 years ago
@SonyHackMyMum You are right, this was not funny.
However, Ben Miller is a very intelligent person. He has a PhD in Physics from Cambridge.
idiotcorppresident 2 years ago 2
Ashens FTW
AlphaAGENT144 2 years ago
1:48 Ashens is looking at the guy like "WTF? How is that funny?"
Good job ashens at keeping your cool ;)
TheJonnyEnglish 2 years ago 6
These guys are trash compared to Ashens
Blaesht 2 years ago 11
I never saw Stuart Ashen show the pen camera. James Bond tech so exciting. The watch phone would also be something Bond would use wish it could work.Many thanks to Ashens for showing those things and much thanks to The Node for having him.
Yoshi5189 2 years ago 2
ASH ENDS ftw
krikbre 2 years ago 5
ASHENS
muzztmt 2 years ago 5
The title of this video should be Ashens in The Node: Gadgets (featuring Armstrong & Miller)
WOOTlink 2 years ago 11
ASHENS!!! What a legend!!!
bdude92 2 years ago 6
1:51 ashens nearly punches him. XD
kie188 2 years ago 8
I cannot believe my CyberFX is on British television. It makes me laugh endlessly.
dogeymon83 2 years ago 9
The node is shit. Make it "The Ashen"
TwoUpWeb 2 years ago 12
ashens for life!!!
BDIMOND105 2 years ago 10
This comment has received too many negative votes show
this has to be the biggest waste of MY money
GreenacresMusic 2 years ago
wtf? eerrrmmm.. youtube is free... o.o
LakoonUK 2 years ago 2
@LakoonUK:
The BBC is paid for by the public...
Destructor2007 2 years ago
I'd like to see a half hour Christmas special of The Node on BBC1. And I'm fully prepared to sit here on my arse until somebody else puts in all the effort so I can be entertained. My favourite moment here was 2:00.
mummyfunster 2 years ago 3
The Node is shit, but this is the best episode because there is ashens!!! ASHENS FTW!!!
fatcowxlive 2 years ago 8
His brain is also much much smaller. What the fuck man, the kind of crap comedians on tv these days. Ashens is the only funny guy here.
OwnedOver9000 2 years ago 10
ashens ftw.
GreatBritishGamers 2 years ago 7
them two are so shit just give ashens his own show
theholycorpsedrummer 2 years ago 14
The two comedians Armstrong and Miller are not funny in the slightest, shows how funny Ashens actually is, hes hilarious
Greg21240 2 years ago 12
Woo Ashens!
Who are the other two? They're a bit shit.
ShadyHitchhiker 2 years ago 21
they're armstrong and miller, and they're pretending to be dull.
they have their own sketch show which hilarious.
birdtomahawk 2 years ago 5
wtf ids ftw
CfishMotive 2 years ago
Dr Ashens FTW!
The other 2 guys are pricks.
biledemon360 2 years ago 3
Poor Ashen never got a chance to speak, they kept butting it.
D:
GothixEmo 2 years ago 15
Armstrong and Miller are smug, sh!te and incredible unfunny. Ashens is funnier than these two combined.
LurkingCrassZero 2 years ago 9
give ashen his own show OR I SHALL RAIN DOWN UPON YOU WITH THE FORCE OF ATHOUSAND MOONS UNTILL YOUR CARPET SMEEEERS WITH THE BLOOD OF A THOUSAND DEAD SMALL FURIES CREATURES AND THEN STICK FORKS IN YOUR EYES SCORPIANS IN YOUR COMB CABNIT REPLACE ALL YOUR TEA AND SIISY APPLE JUICEWHILEST THE MILLION RATS I LET LOOSE EAT THE EMAINS WHAT MINUTES AGO WAS THE REMAINS OF YOUR BODIES O_-
silverbiometal 2 years ago
he's not kidding
wonderfilworkofwilly 2 years ago
He has one...
BlueBajs 2 years ago
Ashens barely spoke :(
AetherSingularity 2 years ago 6