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  • Botox? What a fag

  • I just watched Eccelston's interview before this, so I couldn't stop laughing every time he said "Fantastic!"

  • This guy is a complete cock !!He has ruined music for an entire generation !!!

  • I was GOING to comment "is it just me, or is Simon Cowell an arse-hole?", but it clearly isn't

  • Clash of the sarcasm titans !

    

  • Simon isn't the fastest anymore Rowan Atkinson is!

  • @93DOL Not the same car .

  • @90Daaaannnneeee yeah true but even cowell was beaten, kevin McCloud I think?

  • Apparently douchebags are stellar drivers.

  • pause on 00:36 xD hail hitler!

  • i would slapp the shit out of simon cowel

  • @gubicaaa hes just funny thats his personailty

  • @TripleXXX000 Phil Mitchell!

  • look over jeremys left shoulder in the intro :D

  • Best magic trick...ever. I wonder how he did it >.>

  • would like to take the time out to say to simon cowell the x factor is the best thing i know you to have done grate job, all your contestants preform like stars. lets see you beat this one LOL

  • It's like a TALK fight. hahaha

  • Simon drives a Rolce Royce Phantom while Jeremy Drives a Ford GT

  • OMG the poppie disappeared!!!

  • you're the king of the beavers and you can't fool owls

  • Simon is nice guy...u jealous fuckers:)))))

  • "you should never listen to what your told" -Simon Cowell take THAT x-factor people!

  • never noticed how short simon was until he hugged jeremy

  • @thelaurenaccount naaaa he isn't short, its just jeremy is massive!:L

  • Why the hate? He's just messing about, it's his personality...

  • Mr Bean is faster! :D

  • Damn scots lol.

  • Gordon Ramsay @ 7:28 at home:

    "Fuck".

  • A pathetic rich brat with rude personality & full of himself. What a self-centered asshole.

  • id say simon is well used to driving fast cars ,track days etc.

  • The only way we can cure his shitty music from the world is with some pure rock and metal. Everybody welcome Lemmy Killmister.

  • these 80 unlikes are from jay kay

  • what a dickhead...self important and meaningless, like his shows..

  • what a dickhead...common, like his shows..

  • Ramsay isn't fat.

  • I hate that man soo much! He's soo up himself.... Thinks hes the best at everything and hes a complete and utter twat. Don't think I dislike anyone more in the world

  • I SAY YES..

  • Say what you want about Simon, but he sure as hell can drive!

  • two massive ego lols

  • Codpiece Cowell

  • Is he gay ?

  • what a dick

  • its the most annoying thing because i don't know whether i love him or hate him! :'L

  • did anyone else see him give the finger on 0:51

  • simon sounds a tad gay here

  • How can he sit there, talk about his own lap and say "That was amazing!". Lol. It wasn't amazing. He's just competing with amateurs.

  • xD i think this is quite funny.

    Amusing vs Amusing XD.

  • the top 2 epicest british people: Jeremy Clarkson, and Simon Cowell

  • Why do people think they dislike each other? This is a pretty typical interview, they just have similar personalities. This is how we do it in England, no nonsense - just say it how it is.

  • @oMeGaSoLjaX that's ... NOT BAD ... actually it's BETTER THIS WAY LOL !!

  • all through the conversation each person pwns the other, rather funny to watch really xD

  • Porch*A pronounce it right

  • is ricky gervais in the lap time yet?

  • THIS IS THE BEST INTERVIEW IN TOP GEAR HISTORY

  • Simon botox cowell

  • simon cowell is the biggest toolbag on the face of the earth

  • Lol, people are idiots...it's OBVIOUS they both like each other very much, they're just doing the regular British Bickering number.

  • @Bastarden Yeah ! That's what i'm trying to say..

  • Simon's such a duche

  • Simon's face is a little too shiny for me... and I moisturize with grape seed and jojoba oil.

  • i thought his name was simon cromwell not cowell

  • Why can't you gamble in Africa?... Too many cheetas.

  • I don't know why people are complaining about how Simon Cowell is a jerk and whatever.. I've just felt and incredible "old friend style" meeting.. Both seems very confortable and joking each other..

    Nice..

  • @valandilofnumenor The reason is because they seem to hate each other, pay attention to the way Jeremy comments Simon's lap.

  • @Pierzasty1337 I'm sorry, but i don't know how hate can fit on it.. I mean, Simon Cowell is like a stereotype of himself.. I don't think Jeremy is that naive to be "angry" at Simon, or hate him, just because, i don't know, the jaguar joke or something like.. By the way, an excellent joke..

    Not to tell that Simon is a two-time guest.. It's unreasonable to guest a people you hate to your talk show..

    But it is your opinion, and i respect it..

    See ya.

  • Jeremy Clarkson, is the real man. Rude , Obnoxious, yes. but he's not as vain as the botox injecting, smug Jerk that Simon Is.

  • @Gentleman106 hes not a jerk, hes just funny and acts like it, yeah he might be rude and stuff but hes not a jerk

  • @Alanok9b True that

  • That bald guy in the back is Killing me xD

  • Rude VS Rude

    Perfect. WTF.

    XD :D

  • @Kaze0690 They're not rude, they're just honest and to the point. It's all just banter.

  • @Kaze0690, 110% agree with you..

  • @Kaze0690 LOL xD hah Perfect indeed xD HAHAHHAH.

    infact i would have loved to have seen the expression on James May's face after this interview xD.

  • jeremy clarkson always is rude to british man on his show, even with jonathan ross

  • If I ever see this prick on the street. I'll break his fucking legs and smash his ribs in.

  • @devilsandqueens who? Simon or Jeremy?

  • @QGprincess Simon.

  • Did Simon get molested by his dad when he was kid or something?

  • Simon: "I'm glad I came..."

    Jeremy: "I'm very glad you came."

    LOL

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  • I love that man

  • Simon Cowell is just too proud and arrogant although I suspect he has issues.

    He has belittled and bullied people but his reward awaits him and at a time

    he least expects it. He better turn from sin and get born again of the Spirit

    as Jesus commands if he wants to enter heaven at death. He has belittled too

    long and when he made fun of a persons looks once I felt like crying for them

    He dismissed a girl too who sang well she later died in an accident Some people are annoying but hes mean.

  • @cobbax9916 dont hold youre breath on that ...assholes get away with stuff all the time

  • @cobbax9916 dont hold youre breath on that ...assholes get away with stuff all the time

  • @americanu197 yeah they do but not at death (same for all sinners of course)

    those who havent come to Jesus and truly repented of sin and received the Holy Spirit into

    their body and heart and obeying all Jesus commands. But it does seem often bad ones do

    get away with stuff but often theyre being led deeper into traps the Lord has set. I personally

    have seen people punished while on earth for bad stuff including some who came against me.

    God takes revenge for his born again children.

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  • Simon is such an ass, I love him so much.

  • what a complete wank stain that cowell is.

  • Such a dick

  • hahahah this is my first showing interview with simon !!! he is quite sure of him self !

  • Jeremy actually is a really cool dude, Simon isn't bad in other interviews either. He prolly just does this to get laughs.

  • i love Simon very much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • I LOVE SIMON ! :P

  • the population on you world is roughly 6,000,000,000 people.....5,999,999,998 people want him dead. The other two being himself and his mum.

  • i wanna rest my dinner plate on simons head and see if it stays

  • simons a dick

  • I  hate Simon

  • the man behind jeremy at the start looks like he's gonna cry hahaha

  • What a complete moron Cowell is! Insulting Clarkson with that he needs botox, facelift whatever when he struggles so hard himself with his own body complex shit. I've heard he often uses shoelifts and that weird haircut to add a bit of inches to his own height, as Cowell is kinda short, not even in the average zone. Clarkson is a tall, confident man that absolutely dwarfes Cowell when they stand next together.

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  • Jeremy Clarkson looks like Susan Boyle the same fuck up teeth that's why he was not invited to Simon's show.

  • you reckon that lee evans will give a shot in top gear???

  • Simon can't stop moving his right foot.. lol

  • CHECK HIS ANGRY INTERVIEW OUT ON MY ACCOUNT.

  • Imagen Simon Cowell, Jeremy Clarkson, Piers Morgan, Gordon Ramsay, Jeremy Paxman and Jonathan Ross all in one room... the world would implod.

  • 77 people auditioned for american idol...

  • I thought the Stig didn't talk....

  • @oldmanzhang When it comes to point out assholes he does hahahaha

  • I like Simon as he has given people the opportunity to achieve stardom that they deserve, but wouldn't have achieved without his help. I am hoping my son will be one of those in years to come.

  • Hahaha, I just watched his earlier visit before this; he actually lost all of his proper facial expressions over those four years (and to think he's the one endorsing Jeremy to take botox...) xD He's hidious now!

  • brilliant

  • the man behind, at the start looks like Phil Mitchell, from Eastenders.

  • he may be a snob but it made me laff lolz

  • Simon Cowell is just a strange, strange man. Seems quite autistic!?

  • Just what his bloated fucking ego needed...

  • thumbs up if gordon ramsay and simon cowell should have a swearing and insult contest

  • @100thzenman well that failed :/

  • simon cowell is sooooo up himself!!

  • ive never watched american idol but i can just tell that this guy is a dickhead, he only cares about himself, i can tell jeremy wants him to punch him in the face

  • i love how they troll each other haha

  • pistons through the bonnet if anything

  • Sure, he's quite an ego (or very self-confident). But look where it's gotten him: better off (by far) than most people, who could barely afford half a WHEEL of one of his cars.

    But he's a dick on all his shows? Yep, and rightfully so, because most contestants are complete idiots that have lost all touch with reality.

    Plus, he's done more for charity than all repliers on this video put together.

    Flaming Simon Cowell is cheap and easy.

  • i watched this hoping for a crash.

  • WHAT AN ARROGANT SONOFABITCH

    AND SO IS SIMON COWELL

  • two men with huuuuuge egos

  • He IS thiristy

    PUT the fuckin' cup down

  • simon cowell is a cunt

  • Sorry saw the give money to africa ad!! Dont give any money to Africa!!! We need the money over here to create jobs!! No wonder Bombardier are the last train maker in this country!! Sickening how engineering is dissapearing in this country! Cowell and Clarkson for charcters of the decade award rofl yes I am making it up ^^

  • Damm, he drives as well as he insults...

  • I LOVE SIMONNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

  • my two most favorite ass in the world!!

  • mr botox

  • Cocky bastard!

  • simon cowell is gay, seriously gay

  • so arrogant, this guy sucks.

  • I like how they talk like they are friends, always pokin' fun at eachother. I like that

  • lol Simon is so arrogant

  • A winner is a winner. This guy makes more money than anyone writing here will in a few lifetimes. A guy gets a simple cell vendor, and a very unattractive woman to be #1 in the world in record sales, gives them an amazing future and handsomely profits from it. Genious, my new hero is Cowell.

  • topgear/hertz what is the song name for that advert!

  • He going to appear on Top Gear for the third time in the last episode of season 17. Why can't they invite Cheryl Cole instead?! Would be so much better! :)

  • holy shit... he's a pretty good driver...

  • 75 people magicly dissapeared

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  • pause at 1:03 lol

  • u can't do 10 miles an our in london in a lamborghini gallardo spyder?

    u can do 250 miles an our in london in your bugatti? seriously?

  • That is NOT Water they are drinking.

  • wow simon was a dick to jeremy

  • "The stig said" ...Wait what!?

  • Jeremy vs King of the Beavers

  • hhahahahah thanks to fifth gear!

  • Thumbs up if you noticed that the thing Jeremy said was going to magically disappear, actually disappeard!

  • @MacGyver920 holy shit, i did not see that O_O

  • @ledzeprulz1234 I was like wtf, it actually disappeared, lol!

  • @MacGyver920 what the poppy? he did say it was filmed 2 weeks before lol

  • that looks likes phil mitchel in the back

  • I love how Simon can just be so arrogant and pompous and its cool cos its simon cowell. I actually find it really funny, because I don't think he's being serious when he does make comments about himself, there's always that jokiness about him :)

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  • jesus simon is thirsty.

  • Ur not King of the world mate! But then again, u've just caused Gordon Ramsay to committ suicide with his own meat cleaver

  • ''Gordon Ramsey, has just committed suicide..'' That is some funny shit man, i LOVE TOP GEAR. they should have an episode where Jeremy, Simon, and Ramsey are together in an interview. that would be HILARIOUS. hahahaha

  • That was a terrible lap. Absolutely dreadful! I don't know why you're wasting our time, Simon. It's a no from me.

  • my two favorite men in television

  • Cheryl Cole made 73 accounts...

  • @Nezekeh

    Why? She didnt like it because...?

  • the man that killed real music

  • @joydivision808

    If real music is a forest then Simon Cowell burnt it down and sowed salt on the ground

  • simon really is an asshole. too bad

  • why calls some people the porsche a porsh? it is hot a porsh it is porsche. E E EEEEE.... gr :)

  • 0:25 look to the left .. Phil Mitchell's twin ! 

  • Simon Cowell's head is so far up his own arse, it'll be popping out of his mouth...

  • I love it when they have strong personalities on this show, Usain Bolt, Michael McIntyre, Simon Cowell, when they're talking to Jeremy it's such a performance, I think it's brilliant

  • This is by far, the best TOP GEAR I have ever watched...

  • Shallow Simple Simon, Bless

  • lol simon and jeremy are amazingly similar :P

  • they are very glad that simon came

  • Simon Cowell is not fond of owls, and he knows why they come for him.

  • Wow. He's fast!