Road Construction Simulator 2011 Review

[jjgash2]

what is the fast forward music omg

[CptCool2]

"My Watching"

I'm done.

[bungieforever]

... i am going insane.... D:

[odabax]

omg.. man.. try to learn speaking.. ööö amm..ööö..amm ..beavis&butthead feeling..

[thespaceboon101]

@driverfilms hahaha so true

[ShadowEater120880]

@Navity7l Made me piss my pants

[driverfilms]

I think Id be tempted to draw a dick with the road paint or that drill, to be honest Id rather draw dicks than buy this game. Maybe there should be a dick drawing simulator?

[JamesDS95]

When's "Washing elderly people simulator" out?

[KatraZilShukil]

2/5 stars? How much straighter can the lines get?

[Doctaphil64]

Fiiiix my potholes....FIIIIX MY POTHOLES!

[Euugor]

Thanks for trying to make the video amusing, but i´m afraid it´s impossible.

[Ghlan]

HARD AS FUCK

[FerreusNRG]

pft looks horrible, im off to play some more Garden Simulator from the same publisher.

[Snampired]

30 people are real life road constructors.

[boraboe2]

What's the point making games like this?

You better construct your own road with lego XD.

[stormrider3]

Fast Forward!

[Panthur6502]

I love the new UK version where you just setup the cones then leave it for a few months, the 'rush hour construction only' option, and the expansion pack where you have to re-do all the work because you did it wrong originally.

[HighrockTendales]

@Panthur6502 Its good isn't it? Iv'e just got the M-25 expansion pack

[piffsterr2]

WOW boring

XD

[akid1212]

Thumbs up if i should buy it

Thumbs down if i shouldnt buy it

[Dinonaughts]

i actually like games like these. -_-

[TheReveiw]

A game like this could really have potential in the simulator market, if more time was put into graphics, controls, and actual gameplay. Maybe an actualy CAR or to goes by, maybe add multiplayer so you and other road work fans could work together. So many things could make this game at least somewhat decen.t

[purcellm100]

who the hell is patt

[ThePieMan159]

this game needs time...

[sportcar1234567]

i wont this game

[jacobmasta]

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This game is probably for kids who like diggers

[MichaelM343]

you think your funny but i have to tell you you're not

[diman55]

Big Thumbs Up for the inclusion of a jackhammer!!!

[Edwardburton23]

thumps up for pat lol

[rabies79]

Do people acctually play crap like this?

[eluddf]

you're*



[MattVariety]

@eluddf The sad thing is that THAT was the first thing in the video I noticed.

[Athanase48067]

fucking got Liberachi for the ost...

[adriatort96]

very fun

[paulthebob]

hahaahahahah "and now that we're finished.. oh god"

[ArkadyVasiliev]

FIX MY POTHOLES

[sjdean]

I really like the idea of a road construction simulator - but the way it is so defined and basic, makes me not want to fork out £4.99 for it, never mind the £14.99 on special offer in PC World!

[janeck123]

best part of the video 0:50 :D

[janeck123]

i wanted to play this game,after this video, nooot! :D

[TheOnlyAfroYeti]

i fall asleep to this every night

[yahyamuntasir13]

how did you did make it fast? its crazy?

[thespaceboon101]

This would be better if you could make cool tracks the drive on them at high speeds

[8880Dingo]

well its good for tranimg pepel up for the job

[ACTractionLTD]

Its a JCB :P

[bran1har]

is there a torrent for this

[Pistolwimps]

Fuck you dick this game is Awesome!

[Ballonboy01]

lol

[Mackinstyle]

"Your Watching".

Just wow...

[killiansredale]

The guy reviewing this game is 10x better than game itself. Funny stuff man.

[Asestar]

Street Cleaning simulator.. Thats where its at people!

[Sirisma]

Thumbs up if you watched the whole video.

[MATIAS2HEIKKILA]

@Sirisma how you can? Its so boring..

[ThePieMan159]

@Sirisma lol 36 out of 146.015 watched the hole thing :D and i did

[SuperPs3reviewer]

who would actually play this game??

[fixyourfacenow]

@GamerGeezer i have to ask based on all the shite games you have the "privilege" of reviewing, but......Do you like your job? haha love the commentary

[thestig747]

....And my mum says I waste my time playing black ops :-|

[frankvonfrauner]

Technical name for the "traffic cones" is delineator.

You think it's tedious putting down delineators in a video game? It's even worse in real life.

[Marquezcid]

Uuummm? Ya, very bad game, very funny commentary

[policeblue999]

0.01 - You're watching.

[coz752]

you even fast forwarded during the fast forwarding ... that's .. uhm .. telling a lot ..

But I won't nitpick .. from the material you had to work with you made an extremely enjoyable clip .. Boring game (but the title suggested nothing otherwise of course) , but loved the review..

[SingingAndComedyOfSC]

Oh and does anyone know what the song is called at the very beginning?

[SingingAndComedyOfSC]

I am not going to lie. It looks pretty cool. A little. No, not at all.

[DWFAtrainfan]

good vid there and very smooth they come with loads of sims now but i might get this

[martytruscott13]

i thought something was going to pop up and scream

[jj7184]

@martytruscott13 did it pop out?

[BaritoneLondon]

I can't thank you enough for this I almost thought about buying it but am so glad I just watched your entertaining video instead!

[TheGudni]

Funny video hehe,i watch it all :-),not my cup of tea.

Thanks guys you are dead funny hehe ;-) .

[toxicvader]

can some one tell me where i can get it plz i love construction equipment

[b2436]

i have a peculiar urge to kill myself now

[tyroneym]

its looks a boar

[sleat]

Would it be particularly un-PC of to wish for a comprehensive unemployment or possibly home-foreclosure victim simulator? I think practising for these possibilities might be wise for some of us.

[Radi0starrzx]

Eh, I guess it's good for people training to do this in real life? xD WHITE LINE MACHINE!!

[bonnielea14]

:50, every PS3 ought to come with one of those!

[Zijn1990]

LOOL! Drill, Fill, Roll = Fuck her, Finish your business and Fuck Off!!

[TheLemonAlmighty]

jesus christ, constructing roads is dull.

[Doowoo]

Boredom simulator 2011

[rafael21fabio20]

Fuck Battlefield 3, I'm getting this in October!

[H3llHoundd]

drillcraft

[uadantheman]

lmfao

[mrAleknh]

shut up

[keshaz12]

Do a review of demolition company gold :D

[kingkillern]

drill, fill and roll? sound like a dentist

[Pakanahymni]

It's not a game, it's a simulator. Notice the difference "game->simulator".

[Alberto19951995]

0:49 pause for u guys ;D

[Alberto19951995]

0:50 pause for u guys ;D

[routhoula]

another game for my "LoL WooT" games list

[LobsterFeng]

If what happened at the end of this review, actually happens in the game. That would be pretty cool. 

[Hueyoneil]

What is the Fast forward music that plays it is really good?

[blueflamedmisfit]

line painting reminds me of guitar hero



[kamakazoi]

pat, your not fast forwarding fast enough.

pick up the past man

[Xaio30]

OMG! I have to get this, but I couldn't possible afford such a masterpiece.

[Doowoo]

Lets drill em... fill em.... THEN WE ROLL!

[MYJETGLO]

Brilliant Lads..really funny. This is actually ROAD CONSTRUCTION PURGATORY!!! Was actually going to buy this for my father today (a retired road construction co-ordinator)...but after the excellent review and sell of the item...I think thy shall keep thy currency for something more constructive (pardon the pun) like a digger out of the Early Learning Centre!! Buy hey, peace and love to the Germans...nice try folks!!

[Legofattythatfarted]

Naked girl.

lol

[thescrapyard2]

So is MS Flight Sim, but there is plenty of actual real life pilots who like nothing better than flying a commercial flight during the day, then relaxing by flying a sim after work, or the US military that trains aircraft carrier pilots via MS Flight Sim before letting them loose with a few million $ of aircraft for real

[flyingpig217]

It's bad enough to have to go to work and do this for a living and come home and play a game like this. You would have to be Bat Sh#t Crazy.

[D0NBAJS]

hahahahahahahhaha...lol

[RyanPlaysShizz]

THIS GAME LOOKS AMAZING! :O

[Swordmaster146]

Lmao! This is the best review of any games ever! *drilling* okay, now we're finished... oh my god! *next one* lol!

[mb013962]

Wats the song?

[rattledparrot]

Great review well done

[thesimons980]

crack??



[sk8hack]

crazy germans

[barnabyray11]

well then...... someone wasted their time making this horrible game.. wonder if this costs one cent..

[mrjimmyos]

I can't believe your slagging off the GOTY!

[MAGWolf]

Why is there a sidewalk in the middle of nowhere!

[TheBattlefieldFan]

@MAGWolf

because Astragon.

[tobiashop]

@MAGWolf And why fix 'em!

[RollingThunderkiks]

@MAGWolf cause germans decided to let people walk over to other tows (for no reason)

[marcopolo735]

@MAGWolf Well it maybe is a city going too another city.

[mychemicalromance376]

@MAGWolf i do not know

[ericdroster]

send the game to me

[tutorialcomedydude]

lol someone who has just been laid of and used to work on fixing roads, XD, Had me in stitches!

[IAmTheRealCarook]

Whats the name of the song played at the start? It starts at 00:12?

[zcheeseolly]

Is there something they won't think of?

Perhaps next they'll make a shelf stacking or toilet cleaning simulator...

[kjam1981]

my 2nd watch, i find it quite relaxing.....i believe Amazon have the ltd edition for 79.99. comes with game, 4 limited ed artwork postcards, the soundtrack on double cassette and the box is in the shape of a pot-hole troubled demi-God. Bargain!

[SamildanachEmrys]

I like how much of this game is just walking in a straight line.

[kjam1981]

Lol awesome!

[bkmelendez]

Awesome review man! I enjoyed it and hope to see more stuff like this.

[moviedout]

your at your best when you make videos like this one, tow truck sim was the first i saw and why i subbed.

[mattzaust]

Thanks for the video,

I believe this game isn't even worth pirating...lol

I never thought they could of made road construction simulator more boring -.-

I was expecting to do highways, with rush hour traffic.. HAHAHAHAHA to that.

[GenericRubbishName]

Wow... does anyone need more proof that videogames are a beautiful, expressive, narrative art?

[cestrianvlogger]

This is now a You Rage, You Lose video... God Tier is watching it all

I AM A GOD!!!

[DerVerrater]

I like how the pneumatic drill makes perfect squares of destruction