XFM: Monkey News - Cosmetic Monkey

[SteveMerchantStalker]

HAHAHAHAAAAA...omg, steves neck, hahaha i always laugh at the way the animation is done!!!! ^_^

[toolworks]

I love steves neck when hes saying "LET HIM FINISH"

[rbnsc1]

head isn't round enough...

[exceptindreams]

HAHAHA. I love that he remembered Ricky had called her Kirsty. "alright Kirsty". Amazing.

[Marasma101]

@exceptindreams Exactly haha

[morrossey]

its gone too far steve!

[chaosinorderrr]

"puts a bit of lippy on" LOL so many fucking hilarious little quotables its unbelievable

[chaosinorderrr]

which episode is this from???

[dohertyz]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA­HA

[TheRenoReviews]

The drugged up rabbit is fucking awesome hahaha

[usernamemaybe]

1:52-1:55 my favourite part XDDDD

[mrsnicole1012]

0:54 the blackboard lmfao

[DRcaffineCircus]

this should have been on the cartoon show

[wr3stl3r]

Aw'right Kirsty..

[omegaprime06]

i think karl does this on purpose sometimes and just makes up theses stories just to piss ricky off

[JTC545]

If a Hollywood movie could predict that monkeys would be able to remember the keycode, then Karl MUST be right.

[manwithouthat44]

is this carl guy just trolling em. I mean for real "hes like 'alright kristy'" he cant really believe thats true, thats just insane

[Marasma101]

@manwithouthat44 I do believe he's trolling them for the most part. I think he believed the bogus tales he told in the earlier monkey news material but Ricky's constant ridicule of the stories changed his mind a bit over time..

[Zorbo88]

Rise of the Planet of the Apes, anyone?

[JTC545]

@Zorbo88 The moment i saw that i rushed home and came to this video just to comment......

[billbob40]

@JTC545 LOL, hurray for Youtube!

[jamesaellis]

LET HIM FINISH!!!!!

[809Ollie]

he like alright kirsty

[bazIBIZA2007]

I really love this one because it doesn't pan out quite how you'd expect!

[MrJungleland1]

How long is steves neck??? :L

[yummysock]

Hahahahahah all i can say

[cjonesy94]

on a lot of things ricky is just an arsehole even though theres reasoning behing what karl is sayin but this monkey news is soooooo much bullshit hahahaha. I wanna find out karl's sources, this is the second funniest story he has ever told after the one where his dad stuck a 'forest gump kid' in a bin for 90minutes. hahahahaha

[toolworks]

"i loved the REDDDD when Ricky was yelling :D!!

[samiwistler]

Nice one...

[rockstarrist]

"WE KNOW WHAT"S GOING TO HAPPEN..WE KNOW WHAT"S GOING TO HAPPEN.."

[Rickyandme1]

funniest monkey news ever!!!

[Rickyandme1]

the funniest monkey news ever!!!

[AChimpKnockinAbout]

Over 100,000 views. Thanks guys! I'm working on another one. x

[ponkalulu]

*DON'T* ! *TALK* ! *SHIT* !

[Polishaisdown]

I love how Steve and Ricky constantly argue over Monkey News and Karl just sits there, calm as can be until he gets to return to his story after they yell at each other.

[marco8081a]

Brilliant!

[DreamAway55]

"Alright Kirsty... awww look your 2 feet short and `airy..."

[thecat87]

I am actually in tears of laughter

[daleranger17]

Best monkey news and amazing animation

[ajrallen]

I've downloaded all the old XFM podcasts, which XFM episode is this from?

[flproctor]

This is priceless!!!!! laugh until it hurts.... Love it

[lukebmw330]

Love how Steve has to get one up on Ricky in aggressiveness at 1:37 as they both instantly know how stupid the story is going to get.

Love it!

[binkybinky25]

Ricky looks the spits of simon cowell

[fbsthreads]

Oh you didn't mention the mascara!

[Kullg4r]

"YOU ARE A MAAA- NOOO! RARGH!"

[AndyCross222]

DONT TALK SHIT!!!!!! It hurts to laugh!!

[killallneds]

haha! love it :D

[Svourdroculed]

DONT TALK SHIT!

[F1dgets]

extra points for putting a comeleon on a mirror!

[explodingplant2]

i think karl is reading jokes online and taking them as new stories. i love the steve-ricky fight.

[Manbagdeluxe]

I love how absolutely enfuriated Ricky sounds when he screams "DON'T TALK SHIT"

Also, your animation is totally superior to the hbo series.

[JKH133]

DON'T TALK SHIT! I pissed myself! :D

[AndyJmovies]

LET HIM FINISH!!

[clunny77]

lolz, a chameleon on a mirror!! xD

[Childrenofbodom7]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaa­hahahahahahahahahaha

[steveryans2]

i love how they both wanted their mikes off hahahaha "turn it off, turn my mike off" "yeah turn mine off as well"

[Deciphert]

Alrite Kirsty DONT TALK SHIT. im crying.

[GeorgepWright]

oh and awesome animation btw man :D very impressive ;)

[GeorgepWright]

can someone please answer what everyone keeps f*cking asking? WHAT EPISODE IS THIS FROM?????????/

[lauralovesmakeup]

Right I've clocked that, I'll remember that.

I love these animations.

[lauralovesmakeup]

He gets pally...with this woman

[Kullg4r]

Haha, she's putting a chameleon on a mirror.

[sellthemanicans]

GREAT VIDEO!

[jackbuchanan2]

it gets really funny at 1:35

[virel360]

WoW, you totally blew me away with these love the style you animate in, keep it up mate.

[Petersalmonater]

what xfm season was this?

and how many were there?

[MrTerryKay]

THIS ANIMATION IS BRILLIANT!!!!

[nolans11]

I dont tire of listening to this. Best monkey news of them all!

[DanMNineFive]

DON'T...TALK...SHIT!!! XD

[AndyJmovies]

Chimp fancies her *cough* chimp fancies her - one of my fave ricky interjections in monkey news

[jaryd12345]

haha i only just noticed at about 40 seconds on the blackboard "if bum=breasts why dont gays like a lil bit of tit, another classic :-P

[ArtypNk]

@jaryd12345

Yea, I noticed that as well.

[mrbigshot1979]

this is probley the angriest ricky got hahaha

[DaFilipinoBoii]

DONT TALK SHIT!

[luarionte]

"Putting a lil' bit of lippy on"!!!!

ROFL

[MattJ155]

DON'T TALK SHIT!

[Blspike]

FUCKING LOL

[marccox08]

2:19 Jeez Ricky, calm the fuck down

[breackroadsweeper]

There was a woman who worked in the labs when i was at school called Kirsty Morris.

[bensimps123]

i just put listen to a couple of these and puts a smile on my face everytime.just cheers me up

[rainbowplastic]

david firth didnt make it it says animated by rory binks

[buckbumble]

aite Kirsty!

my lungs just exploded. Thank you.

[rickygervais1776]

1:09 the monkey come hither face. Perfect.

1:39 Steve's neck. Brilliant.

[michtarrr]

This is excellent. Great little bits, "not a nurse", little monkey hugging Kirsty (awwwww), make the story even funnier. "Steve you know what's gonna happen" hahaha. HBO animations are rubbish compared to this. Do more monkey news (bank robbery, monkey that went to Spain).

[soundslave]

Karl looks like Salad Fingers in this. Only he's not green.

[csifriendsscrubsfan]

THE GUY THOUGHT THAT THE MONKEY WAS KIRSTY!!!!!!!!

[petersims411]

Ha, chameleon on the mirror - one of Karl's many great ideas

[Truthseeker583]

Very very funny!

[bensimps123]

ah well thats put a smile on my face.never thought a blad dopey manc would but there you go.

[causerDAguv]

DONT TLK SHIT!!!!!!!!!! lol

[Mitza77Yorkster]

DON'T - TALK - SHIT!!!!!!!!!!

[springbok86]

genius! top drawer from pilkington

[AldershotBrat]

Absolutely amazing

[conorjpmcq]

like the animation, lol good job.

[MrHotniks]

i really love this animation... it's way better than anything hbo have done with the ricky gervais show. i love the way you portray karl's gormlessness and the body language of all the characters is spot-on.

[mikecartoon]

f*king great!

[mcmuffin55555]

Jukejuk should probably stop hating on other peoples work when he has yet to make any better work of his own, mkay? Mkay.

[jcbc402]

"don't talk shit!"

[steveorunner]

puttin' a little bit o' lippy on...

[ngerhart1]

brilliant...you nailed it, mate....

not the nurse

[BlackDollarBills]

steves neck!

[simshak4534]

Aight Kirsty

[jukejuk]

this animation is shitt. why is steves neek longer than his head

[simshak4534]

Cos hes a gangly person lol, and give him a break dude he did all the animation himself I thought he did a pretty good job

[jukejuk]

@simshak4534 yeh but come on karl is just sitting in a chair with a plain background. could have done better

[simshak4534]

@jukejuk Ok, can you please make one and we will see whos is better. Unless your prepared to put the work in to do one yourself dont talk shit about someone elses work.

[jukejuk]

@simshak4534 ok so all film critic have to make their own film if they criticise it? what a stupid thing to say

[simshak4534]

@jukejuk Its stupid to insult a kid who takes time out of his life to do these animations and upload them for people who enjoy them, You must see thats a pathetic thing to do and if you dont i feel bad for you dude

[jukejuk]

@simshak4534 dont really care. its pointless trying to like talk down to me you make yourself look big but your not so just shut up

[simshak4534]

@jukejuk I just dont understand people like you, who have to insult people for no reason and the only reason I can think of is that you have deep hate for the person you are and mask it by putting down others. thats my opinion and I would bet 10/1 Im right.

[jukejuk]

@simshak4534 well done. physcologist in the making

[simshak4534]

@jukejuk All I'm saying is if you don't like the animation instead of just saying "it's shit" so if your going to putdown someones work, say what it is about it inparticular you dont like, he has improved his animation you should see his new stuff its really good, a film critic doesnt just say "this movie is shit" they list what they dont like about it, where it could have been improved.

[jukejuk]

@simshak4534 my first comment was 'why is steve's neck longer than his head' and later i said he should use better backgrounds soo youre talking shit again

[simshak4534]

@jukejuk K your in idiot scroll up you say "the animation is shitt whats is with steves neck" so clearly your talking shit you fool

[hellokittykid9]

Why is your grammar such crap? Both questions we may never know the answers to...

[truthaddict11]

lol this is better than the actual show

[Thecrimson08]

ive watched this so many times.. its brilliant.

[rory09]

1:50 - CAT FOOD!!!! it stinks a bit... but, if you don't put up with the smell... the little kitten will die.

[funnyapples1]

what podcast episode is this????

[PoliceCadaverDog]

The ending is fucking hilarious. I busted out into laughter in the middle of class.

[nolans11]

its not often that im brought to tears with laughter

[rhod2k9]

this is from the same guys as salad fingers. can you tell?

[AChimpKnockinAbout]

@rhod2k9 Haha, i wish i was David Firth. There are elements that i used from his stuff in here though, spesh with Rickys Anger.

[jenovaabsolute]

@AChimpKnockinAbout

Ricky's demonic laugh is quite reminiscent of david firth, lovely stuff. I'd love to see you animate the one about the magicians monkey, number 86.

[TheW3bz]

@rhod2k9 David Firth did salad fingers, it clearly says Animated by Rory Binks at the bottom of this video.

[JoeyPencils]

great job...great story

[kalvinklein2]

im crying, not like the expression, actually crying.

[NelisInfra25]

@kalvinklein2 Same here, it is amazing.

'Chameleon + Mirror = ?'

Classic. Imagine every XFM show/podcast animated like this. Imagine that.

[Yamcha67]

Holy fuck, hilarious :P I love karl

[caairney16]

you animation is brilliant. I LOVE MONKEY NEWS!!

[ytcomposer]

Cool. I'm number 55,555 in views. ^_^ randomness...

[noelthorne1984]

you missed out the funniest part when just after karl says "awright kirsty?" ricky does a sarcastic, weary impression of karl "awright kirsty. oh you're 2 foot shorter and 'airy"

[AChimpKnockinAbout]

@noelthorne1984 I've never heard that version. The one i was working with had bits cut out randomley. So i had to work with what i had. If theres a full version of this can you point me in that direction?

[ocelotrevs]

@noelthorne1984 And Karl goes "She wasn't a looker anyway" Ha!

[Hyperion004]

@noelthorne1984 That part is a bit further on in the show when they're still reacting to it and Ricky says something along the lines of "I still can't believe that RIDICULOUS...RIDICULOUS monkey news..." then does the aforementioned impression.

[cristov2k]

'he's like: " alright Kirsty'" LOL!

[rulesandwisdom]

Nice touch with the writings on the blackboard :D

[Wheelsgr]

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY LIFE!!!!! That's more than hilarious!

[jeembomb]

LMAO the ending is so good

[CherryColaKiss]

"Alright Kirsty" and "They probably call her by her name.. Kirsty. Kirsty Morris!" Best bits.

[shawnamb]

OMG!! I think I would be scared if Ricky, who is usually happy-go-lucky, started yelling at me like that!! lol!

[garrettrules]

yeah that chameleon mirror thing was brilliant. thank you.

karl head orange

[jukebox019]

ahahaaa!

"it's not a story is it...errhhhh"

if people pay me, i will talk in his tone for the rest of my life.

[jussts]

LET HIM FINISH!

[ehmazin]

Gotta love the question on the blackboard behind them... "Why don't gays like a bitta tit?"

Genius.

[TheBelief]

this is amazing!! the animation makes this even funnier, which is saying something!

[matteuklol]

ohh my fucking god!!! hahahaha allright kirsty, dont.. talk..shit

[JukeboxJoe1]

'let him finish!'

'alright kirsty'

'DONT TALK SHIT!'

[gipson123]

"she wasn't a looker anyway"

(not in this vid)

[spartan2600]

I love how Gervais' background gets red when he's mad, or laughs.

[NZartfuldando]

This is absolutely brilliant.

[LaAnglaisLegend]

fucking amazing xD "alright kirsty"

[beanz443]

for some reason i prefer it without the animation

[SCLOUD3112]

I like the way Steve's neck gets longer :-)

[thefucingchamp]

this is brilliant

[reservoirdog666]

DON'T TALK SHIT!!!

[PhantomReviews]

Best monkey news ever! Nice animation, reminds me of David Firth

[SMELLYBAG]

i love the mouse with the ear on the back :L

[steeshlad]

mate you have to make more of these.

absoloute genius. karls a madman.

[MrGameboyStar]

i dinnt really get that

[TheBelief]

LOL at "if bum = breasts, why don't gays like a lil bitta tit???" on the blackboard!!

[stuartkwgreen]

One of the best ever editions of Monkey News.

Ricky's reaction makes it so funny.

[AChimpKnockinAbout]

I agree, i love this story so much!

[TheodorBjork]

Kirsty Morris :D

[Colunga210]

The poster at 1:50 !!

"Catfood It stinks a bit..."

[barrasse]

I love the moment ricky gets angry.

[xLegendOfTheFallx]

I love the Karl reference at 1:20!!

"What would happen if you put a chameleon on a mirror?"

x

[killerskillet]

This is brilliant.

[rockchic21]

1:40 the determination in rickys voice lol

"...NO"!!!

[CopyriteInfringement]

these are the best things ive ever seen. you should be a millionare.