@zzzaaa09900 WE DON'T CARE WHAT POOR COUNTRIES AND BRITATIN DO!. We play football and we don't player soccer because soccer is boring and football is fun to watch and to play. You not realizing that a football is a ball just shows how stupid soccer fans are. Until little sissies stop faking injuries I will never watch sucker.
@Fallout3Follower so stick to Hand egg, croquet, polo, sailing, horse riding and golf.. us "poor" people will stick to football. richest sports team in the world is Man United.
the only memorable part of the super bowl was MIA (a brit) giving all your fans the middle finger..
handegg will only remain popular in the US.. the country with a debt of 14,825,163,000,000 dollars..(top of the league)..
@zzzaaa09900 I'm 100 percent sure that football is played at the superbowl. I know because the New York Giants played the New England Patriots and the Giants won.
@Fallout3Follower also the US, Qatar, England, France, Spain, Saudi all play football. but only the US plays handegg yet the arab countries are richer than the US.
soccer ( us ) sucks .- but football or futbol --- barcelona real madrid - manchester - chelsea - is the best sports in the world. football is a religion.
@krisnnaabraham European football sucks. Whatever you want to call it, it sucks. Why would I want to watch a game for over an hour where they don't even score? Americans will never watch something so boring :)
@krisnnaabraham Trust me, it has nothing to do with us losing. We lost quite a bit to Russia in hockey, but I don't hate hockey. Soccer is boring. I fall asleep watching it because nothing happens. Sorry.
AMERICANS, do your country's pathetic reputation for soccer a favour, and TRY IT SOME TIME. playing, watching, even betting.
You are comparing the greatest sport in history to sports like american football where you hold and throw a ball and run pointlessly across a pitch, with rules so shit and complicated that wikipedia needs 6 pages to explain, compared with 1 paragraph for the classic and ever-popular football (soccer).
Credit goes to the few that ARE trying it, they will no doubt enjoy
@crusminions 1) favour isn't a word, 2) Soccer is the most popular youth sport (you know, before puberty) 3) It's an activity, not a sport, 4) You absolutely have no understanding of the rules and customs of our football, 5) pitch is a verb, 6) Yeah, seeing as we're in the 21st century our games should probably reflect our higher levels of comprehension, intelligence, and understanding while putting forward the greatest of human virtues, 7) lol
Soccer sucks, that's for sure. Football is so much better (It's officially called football, and if you call soccer "football" it's really association football) Football or baseball don't have sissies that pretend to get hurt just to waste time. Penalties are also awful for soccer and the game should not end with a tie. Overtime with Football, and baseball has extra innings, so there can never be a tie, unless for unforseen reasonsand American teams don't riot cause we're not stupid, unless title
@Fallout3Follower No one gives a fuck about american football outside america, but every country is fighting for rights to the Premier Leage, La Liga & Serie A. Arabs and even Americans are investing billions by the day. the only people that hate football and call it "soccer" are american. not opinion, fact.
I guess they should abolish Tennis and Cricket as well because they have the potential to end in draws. listen to yourself you are retarded.
@crusminions And Americans don't care about soccer. I either call succer soccer or by its rea name Association football. Football's official name is football, so I'll never call soccer "football" Yeah I never said abolish the sport. Typical euro trash can't listen. No one in America cares about soccer cause it's for poor countries that can't even afford to baseball, or stupid countries like England that like to watch games in only for the game to tie like we all know it will.
@Fallout3Follower yea so as usual it's usa vs the world. and by the way large parts of your country are mad about soccer (which is in fact known worldwide as FOOTBALL ignoramus).
england is not a poor country, our currency SHITS all over yours retard - yet we INVENTED the sport, and the EPL is worth more than any other sporting league on earth. and countries dont WANT TO play shitty baseball when they have cricket.
keep fighting the world & its traditions you retard yanks
@Fallout3Follower yea so as usual it's usa vs the world. and by the way large parts of your country are mad about soccer (which is in fact known worldwide as FOOTBALL ignoramus).
england is not a poor country, our currency SHITS all over yours retard - yet we INVENTED the sport, and the EPL is worth more than any other sporting league on earth. and countries dont WANT TO play shitty baseball when they have cricket.
keep fighting the world & its traditions you retard yanks
and FYI you can only speak for certain parts of North America... every1 knows your Latin neighbours and every country beyond loves the sport with a passion. So will USA when your MLS is more developed.
80% of football games in england end in victory or defeat, just like any other sport. NOT allowing two evenly-matched teams to draw is unrealistic & straight up cheating.
Remember, your country invented American football because you were all so shit at THE REAL THING. finito
@crusminions Stupid torry. I'll never refer to association football as football. I didn't say England was poor, but I'm not suprised you can't read and understand what that means. You base soccer on popularity you pompous psuedo-intellectual european trash. Pasuckuakohowog was the 1st soccer game and it was played before England did it, so we invented it. And a canadian invented football. And cricet is the dumbest thing ever. Baseball is so much better than cricket too.
@crusminions Here's the news flash WE DON'T CARE NO ONE ELSE PLAYS SUCCER. IT'S AN AWFUL SPORT AND WE DON'T NEED TO BE FOLLOWERS. Oh backwards commies like soccer, as it is a perfect example of collectivism. And America did created soccer. Football is much better than Euro football. I'm watching the Oregon Ducks play the Wisconsin Badgers in the GRANDADDY OF THEM ALL, THE ROSE BOWL, and I'm having more fun cause stuff is actually happening. What's the score? 0-0? 28 for UO and UW!
@Fallout3Follower american handegg is only popular in america. keep it that way. it is a advert break with a bit of 30 second burts of sports packed in.. anyhoo rugby is much better and the players are athletes.
@zzzaaa09900 The truth is, I don't care what the poor countries are playing in the world. Succer will never be popular in the United States because we have so many better sports such as football, basketball, baseball, and hockey.
@zzzaaa09900 I don't know what kind of wierd eggs you guys have, but eggs in America look so much different. And I don't want to be some follower of some stupid countries like the poor soccer playing ones. America has it's own culture, and we hate soccer!
@zzzaaa09900 I don't hate football, I love it. I hate soccer. And I still don't know what kind of eggs are pointed. You live in a weird world. Oh and the definition of ball includes ovoid, which by definition means egg shaped. So that means that a football is a ball based on the definition of ball and ovoid by you calling it "eggshaped." Man you're dumb.
@zzzaaa09900 No I hate soccer, or association football. I saw that stupid Real Madrid and Barcelona game and how that one sissy faked getting hurt when his head was pushed down. Most pathetic thing I have seen and you actually like stuff like that. Having to know plays in football is too complicated for you , so stick to soccer where all you do is act. And I guess you don't know the definitions of ball and ovoid. A football is a ball. AND YOUR WHOLE JERSEY is one big advertisment!
@Fallout3Follower hand egg is played for 1 min intervals with adverts taking up most of the day.. they are padded out with helmets, face guards, air bags, security guards.. womens sport.. a football is round, a egg is egg shaped...
keep your "sport"to yourselves, played by redneck idiots.. ROFLCOPTER
@zzzaaa09900 A soccer game is played with moving advertisements. And a football is a ball. I know you people in europe don't understand that, but that's the fact. And we have padding for football because we actually play hard. When your little soccer game doesn't involve acting like a baby you can talk to me. Stick to soccer, actually having to use your brain is too complex for you.
@zzzaaa09900 What's handegg? Anyway why wouldn't you watch the superbowl commericals for football? Only in europe do sissies fake injuries, and only in europe time goes up instead of going down. How dumb. An egg is smooth, a football, well the definition is it's a ball and it's pointed.
@Fallout3Follower A ball is a round object in the shape of a sphere or any sport that uses such an object in its play. (noun). An example of a ball is a baseball, football and basketball.
handegg is what americans play.. with 2 mins of sport followed by 10 mins of rest... XD
like chess.. not a sport..
handegg teams defences are so shit thats why they have astronomical scores all the time..
@zzzaaa09900 Ball= ovoid object= egg shaped. So you're calling it a ball? Thanks. And thanks for calling it chess, it actually takes intelligence >XD. O.k. What's your defintion of bad defense. There are incredible defenses in football. You get 6 points for a touchdown, 1 for the point after, 2 for a safety, and 3 for a field goal. Just cause no one has any skill in soccer to get a ball in a giant net doesn't mean football has no defense idiot >:)
@crusminions And I don't care about soccer at all. It's stupid and the people that support soccer are pathetic hooligans. You guys can't play football, basketball, baseball, because you suck at it. We have 3 sports we're good at, and maybe hockey. You guys have 1 game you're good at, and people fake injuries in it and look like idiots with their stupid haircuts. You're just jealous we can do more than. And what kind of stupid sport counts time up to the end of the game. Owned torry
@Fallout3Follower I dont get owned by anyone lol I shit on you scumbags for fun. Stop barking like a bitch, get out of the toilet that is your state and see the world. thats the only advice scumbags get.
I guess its because we're "only good at 1 sport" that were hosting the fucking olympics. and before you compare trophies, we have 60m ppl vs 307m in USA. AND YOU STILL ALL SUCK AT FOOTBALL.
dont hate, step up to the plate. and please dont msg me anymore you absolute clown
@crusminions Pretty sure hosting the olympics does not mean you are good, means you won the rights to host the olympics. Actually we are good at football. Saints are good, Alabama is good, we got some teams.
soccer might be the oldest sport but thats why it sucks so much. im pretty sure there hasnt been a rule change in the 4000 year history of the the sport. and its only most popular because 3rd world countries cant afford football equipment. that why america is 1000 times better than every other country.
@zitron75 lets b honest, you dont see any big football (soccer) teams playing regular season games in other countries to boost popularity, countries that are said cnt even afford to play the sports that r trying to be sold to them -_-
ok wtf like ppl make it sound like taking on some defenders and a goalie with a huge ass net is so difficult....in football you have a whole defensive unit that is trying to come and tackle you...and when i say tackle i dont mean run and slide into the persons legs i mean actually tackle them....some ppl should grow a pair and be aggressive
so youre saying cardio is not an important roll??Lmfao.then why do pro bodybuilders run daily for two hours consecutive?now of course cardio dosent build muscle,but it builds other stuff like stamina,endurance,speed, creativity ect...so what im saying you actually gain something out of football''soccer''but i dont see anything you can gain from playing fatball if all you do is take breaks every 5 seconds lol!!i bet you cant even last half an hour running without collapsingLMAO!!!!!
lol.. you dum asshole i never said i would run away from him did I?little fag i said i have more speed than all you fatfucks.by the way i live in the u.s.a and its a free country and ill call what you call soccer ''football'' what are you going to do about it huh?btw im not scared of fighting one of you pussies because tackling is like hugging someone,and i bet i could knock your ass out with one of my kicks
soccer(footbal) is the most popular sport in da world,,NFL is only known in da U.S..Soccer takes more skill and have to be in your top shape to run 90 min..American footbal stop on every play and go to commercials ..I play middle left wing in soccer and try sprinting back and forward helping your offense and defense and thinking and creating plays fast and don't stop and take ur little breaks in american footbal..it's way harder dribbling da ball dan tackling someone to da groound
1. Soccer is better hecause they dont wear gear exept for shins because their men un like footbal 2. Yea its easy to dodge ppl in foot ball cuz they have the ball in their fucking hand in soccer u have to dribble it 3.
1) Guy says he is going to hire Osama Bin Laden (nuff said)
2) Argument against that: "Uh...um...what? That didn't...um..make sense." (wow you told him)
3) Guy argues that people getting injured makes it more entertaining. WTF? Nobody watches the NFL to see people in pain. That's just you.
4) Argument against that: "Ah, the classic American philosophy." Don't be a smart ass. You based that off of something one guy said in a youtube video.
=-= seriously, i used to play soccer when a kid with friends, but that's it, seeing grown ups running behind a ball up and down all the time its completely idiotic.
@harold562 to be fair they are all really cool sports - to which i would add surfing, water-skiing, paragliding &, at the risk of sounding sad, even moutain biking! BUT unfortunately most of those sports involve perfect conditions and expensive equipment. and as I don't live on Long Beach or in Miami (or even South France) my favourite day-to-day sports are football & table-tennis, which i think are just as cool, but in a different way. All sports are cool, just down to personal taste
@Ramble1212 I may be retarted from time to time but at least im not the one whos retarted every second of the damn day and your saying that "soccer is a game for homo racist scummers from europe" racist is a word I would use to describe an american you probably dont even know how europeans are like yet you condemn them in this way
wtf did you say real football sucks because we have huge goalie nets and we cant score!?youre the biggest retard on youtube to ever exist.do you think its easy to take on 4 defenders and score on a goalie that could grab a ball going at 80mph?what about american fatball players?they cant even run 5 meters!also real football sucks because we riot in our stadiums?!american fatball players dont like to riot cause theyre too busy falling asleep during the game while we support our favorite team
@100superaguila your so dumb... first of all you mexican, american football players can tollerate pain soccer players cry when hit in the face or kicked in the balls because their not american, in soccer you kick balls you fantisize about being in your mouth so i wouldent be talking you fucking soccer pussy. oh yeah when your a running back or a linemen you haft to dodge/block 2 or more 200 pound players that some times fallon you and break your hands of feet but when you do break your hand.....
@100superaguila ....you still haft to play but, in soccer you bump you leg on a nother players leg you start to cry and dont play for like 4 weaks....so you soccer freaks go grow your own balls and stop choking on other peoples balls you fucking mexican...
@dtbigbear1 we choke on balls?! really you dum fags are the ones trying to touch each others pussies and use that as an exuse for tackling but when we get kicked we fell more pain than your moms vegina will probably feel.Oh and btw i am mexican american and living in your country so stfu dumb bitch!:D
@100superaguila lol football is measured in yards, and youre clearly massively ignorant and have never watched a game and are focusing on the overweight LINEMEN whose job it is to be a massive fucking wall. But yeah, go tell ray lewis or patrick willis hes a pussy and run away, he wont follow you past 5 meters right? hed get too tired? /watch?v=-P80QOkHjmc
@oJKBo actually yes i have watched american football because i live in america and those guys could run fast, but!! FOOTBALL(the sport where you kick a ball) players can run not only fast but we also have stamina so i could probably run 8miles non stop so it wouldnt be easy for him to catch me now would it?
@100superaguila lol maybe you should look up the etymology of football. You kick a ball in american football too dumbass, all football codes involve kicking. Rofl you would run away like a pussy? I guess all you soccer FAGS would run with Jon Beason chasing you /watch?v=NRF0RwiUFzg you do realize even the wide receivers who did track could catch up with you on kick yalls asses right? lol
@oJKBo lol you dum ass hole i never said i would run away from him did I?lil fag i said i have more speed than all of you fatfucks.by the way i live on the u.s.a and its a free and ill call whay you call soccer ''football''what are you going to do about it huh?btw im not scared of figthing with one of you pussies because tackling is like hugging someone,and i bet i could knock your ass off with one of my kicks
@100superaguila1 LOLOLOLOLOLOL ALL OF US FATFUCKS???? ROFL RUNNING A 10.3 100M IS PRETTY GOOD FOR A FATFUCK LOL. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA KICKING IS FOR FAGS AND GIRLS LOL REAL MEN HIT YOU FUCKING PANSY LOL I USED TO PLAY SOCCER TOO-- MY PARENTS WERE TOO AFRAID OF ME PLAYING FOOTBALL LOL BUT THEN THEY LET ME AND I FUCKED KIDS UP NIQQA. YOU WEAK AS SHIT NIQQA ROFL
@oJKBo umm ok?first of all you insulted me with pure bullshit and stated not facts whatsoever,soo the only thing i could reply back is to the fact than men dont have to punch to be ''cool''. i mean since when does kicking make you a pansy? bruce lee kicks lol,chuck norris does too does that make them pansies?dude martial arts is mostly about kicking cause your feet are stronger than your hands.:/
@100superaguila LOLOLOLOLOLOL KICKING'S ALWAYS BEEN FOR GIRLS BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO UPPER BODY STRENGTH LIKE MEN ARE SUPPOSED TO HAVE (SOCCER PLAYERS EXCLUDED LOLOL) ROFL BRUCE LEE IS A PANSY, CHUCK NORRIS KICKS FOR MOVIES LOL NOT IN REAL LIFE. MARTIAL ARTS IS FOR PANSIES, BOXING IS FOR REAL MEN NIQQA
@oJKBo and how do fatball players get upperbody strenght?by lifting weights, but they dont get it from actualy playing the sport witch usaly last five to ten seconds of action then they need a nappy with some gatorade. so how does it give you upperbody strength?on the other hand if you play football(soccer) you get ninety minutes of cardio,and then i could build up my upperbody strenght by lifting weights.and atleast i gain something from football''soccer''
@100superaguila1 lol so you don't use your upper body in football??? rofl let's put a soccer player at linebacker and see how well he does. LOLOL football players just workout for the hell of it. Rofl do you know how working out works? you can;t build muscle well whilst cutting, i.e. cardio. Lift weights all you want lol, if all you do is run around once you stop youre gonna go back to normal lol
@oJKBo dont ever get caught in an alley with LIONEL MESSI, RONALDO, ROONEY and a football. they would leave you crying in a puddle and take your money by pounding you with balls untill your chump change drops out. and "Martial Arts is for pussies"?? bruce leee would leave Tyson on his fucking knees after 1 hit in 1 round. and stop using caps lock so ppls eyes are drawn to your ignorance. and Chelsea's Drogba has more upper body strength than the "niqqa" fuckin your mum. fucking hillbilly
@crusminions AHAHAHAHAHAHA well, I bet they would TRY to pound me with their balls but unfortunately if I were to even get close to hitting them they would fall over and start crying. Bruce Lee would do no such thing, Bruce Lee is dead. Martial arts is for fags and scrawny kids who would get their asses kicked by bigger and stronger kids and go to a dojo and learn how to flail around like pansies because in a real fistfight theyd get destroyed. Boxers take hits to the face and keep fighting
@oJKBo im obv not talking about a dead body you fucking moron, im talking about his LIFE. no1 can, or could beat him when he was alive. boxers are ppl with nothing to live for, so they damage themselves for money they are not even guaranteed LOLOLOL
@crusminions What you're doing is like comparing kendo and fencing. One is obviously more badass, the other is obviously for pussies, but each is a separate discipline. In a martial arts fights tyson would be on the ground in a few seconds, In a boxing fight lee would die from a brain hemorrhage. Boxing is the closest metaphor to life there is, of course a soccer fan couldn't understand the footwork, strength, and balls required to hit and get hit in the ring.
@crusminions YOU HAVE NO HIGHER LEVEL COMPREHENSIONS SKILLS. ANY IDIOT COULD TELL THAT IN A BOXING MATCH LEE WOULD GO DOWN FASTER THAN HIS BOXER OPPONENT IN A MARTIAL ARTS FIGHT. BOXING ISN'T JUST PUNCHING, OBVIOUSLY YOUVE NEVER ACTUALLY SEEN A FIGHT IN YOUR LIFE. BRUCE LEE VS TYSON? LEE WOULD DANCE AROUND THE RING LIKE A FUCKING FAIRY THROWING OUT KICKS WHICH TYSON WOULD EASILY DODGE BEFORE TRYING TO CLOSE AND BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM, SAME WITH ALI, FRAZIER, JOHNSON, PACQUIAO, FOREMAN, ETC
@crusminions Whats real funny is you know you can't compare soccer to any other sport men play because of how pathetic and womanly it is so you have to go on the attack and criticize real mens sports to distract from how gay soccer is. 'Aww someone pushed me, better cry and roll around on the ground now'
@oJKBo maybe the yank players are pussies, not in england and most other countries. most of africa's players would shit on most rugby or american football players physically and mentally. You yanks just like seeing violence and physical damage, because your too dumb to understand and enjoy a game with considered rules.
Real Football is too good to be compared to any other sport. and 80% of sport fans worldwide agree.
hate is a strong word to use for anything, let alone a popular sport.
@crusminions Really? look at these burly men duking it out like champions /watch?v=i-apigHJC3I /watch?v=VzeKiEtp0m0 /watch?v=uVim7rjfKOQ real men right there lol. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YEAH, THIS GUY /watch?v=Eu4WeFrBMug WOULD SHIT ON THIS GUY /watch?v=NRF0RwiUFzg AND THIS GUY /watch?v=ARKsSKY5Rj0 AND THIS GUY /watch?v=lnRMXz9jb5I AND THIS GUY /watch?v=O0qoF6HZQUs
@crusminions Hahahahahaha actually we like seeing people EARN points and EARN wins. Wow you kicked a ball pased a guy *slow clap* good fuckin job, in football you fight your way to the goal line. Soccer is the simplest game in the world are you fucking joking?? Can you even name 10 penalties in american football? Can you explain all the different ways of scoring? Can you explain what plays or formations to run when? Youd have no idea what was happening if you were to watch a game lol
@crusminions Real football? Unfortunately for you there is no such thing lol, theres 6 football types, oh the arrogance. Also, you shouldnt call me dumb while constantly mixing up 'youre' and 'their'.
@crusminions AHAHAHAHAHA OMFG LOL, DROGBA HAS MORE UPPER BODY STRENGTH THAN A FOOTBALL PLAYER?!!??! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YEAH LOOK AT THOSE MASSIVE PECS AND TRAPS AND TRICEPS AND BICEPS OOOOH SO FUCKIN STRONG LOL. Yeah Drogba can definitely lift 225lbs 49 times /watch?v=ee2cWddxHdI i don't have any mums, how is that even possible??
@oJKBo you dont make any sense, a boxer ONLY uses his arms n fists, bruce lee could punch, kick, flip, dodge, and take out any opponent with speed, grace AND brute strength. But only a fully retarded yank cunt would dismiss bruce lee as the greatest fighter of all time. look up Micah Richards kid, the Man City right back with the build of a bear who can box as well as he plays. and generally, the harder a sport is, the better it is, and nothing is more rewarding than a goal in football
@crusminions I make perfect sense, you said a <200lb pussy had more upper body strength than any football player which is fucking hilarious. Oooooh another 180lb pussy with low enough body fat to make you think hes ripped as fuck lol, Vernon Gholston would KILL him if they got in a fight lol, and Gholston isn't even that big. 5'11 180lb, ROFL BUILD OF A BEAR AMIRITE?? YEAH, A FUCKING KOALA BEAR LOL /watch?v=X3Zw1JTF5GI DWIGHT FREENEY IS BUILT LIKE A BEAR
@oJKBo Drogba IS a football player, you bellend. speak english motherfucker. "Soccer" is a word that yanks use because theyre "football" actually uses hands. LOL enough said.
no one agrees with you, now youre angry you make even less sense than before. "n*ggas fucking plants"?!?! "fags liking flowers"?!? ermmmmm ok..... lay off the heroin its staining your brain
the only thing worse than a loser is one who thinks he aint.
@crusminions Funny how you tell me to speak english yet wrote about fucking mums, used a word not found in the dictionary (humour), and just used another word that does not exist (bellend). Soccer is a word YOU fucking created to distinguish the activity that had been created by the football association from all the other fucking types of football. LOL ENOUGH SAID? OUT OF ALL THE VARIOUS FOOTBALL CODES ONLY 1 USES FEET PRIMARILY ROFL ENOUGH SAID IDIOT.
@oJKBo a bellend is whats on the end of a bell. (or your dick, if you have one)
and ask your mum/s what humour means and where the term "soccer" originates from, fuck it, ask your dad too and your teacher and your fucking mayor.
oh and buy a real dictionary, from a store, not from a fucking market LMAO
the ONLY countries with ANY versions of football that DONT involve feet are america and australia. because both countries are so shit at it that they had to "cheat" and bend the rules.
@crusminions a bell has no end you fucking retard. WHY THE FUCK WOULD I ASK FLOWERS THE MEANING OF SOMETHING THAT DOES NOT EXIST?? MUM=FLOWER, HUMOUR=NOT A WORD, NOT IN THE DICTIONARY. HUMOR is in the dictionary, perhaps that's what you mean. I already know where 'soccer' comes from you retard, it comes from fucking OXFORD. I HAVE THIS DICTIONARY CALLED THE OXFORD ENGLISH DICTIONARY WHICH SAYS HUMOR FROM THE LATIN 'UMOREM'. WHO BUYS BOOKS FROM A FUCKING MARKET??
@crusminions Yes, the only countries with versions of football that dont involve feet are: none, because feet are used IN EACH FUCKING CODE YOU MASSIVE IDIOT. AMERICAN FOOTBALL: KICKOFF, PUNT, EXTRA POINT | CANADA, IRELAND, SOUTH AFRICA, NEW ZEALAND, MOST COUNTRIES EXIST
@crusminions Let's see.....the first football games in england were played with the hands and were only called football to distinguish them from horseback games which is why gaelic football, caid, cnapan, camping, mob football, and traditional football are all played with the fucking hands. In fact, rugby was once a part of the football association until it split off over the no hands rule. LOLOLOL THESE ARE MUMS RETARD /watch?v=WhpIJPWjvZc perhaps you should 'Chrysanthemum' lover
@oJKBo where not discussing other ball playing games dumb ass, are we? were discussing "soccer" aka football. a topic on which most yanks know less than nothing
@crusminions Sorry, I thought because we were discussing football I would bring football games that existed before soccer into the discussion, my mistake
@crusminions The only thing worse than an ignorant prick is one whos also so arrogant as to ignore the 5 codes of football that arent soccer and say that one branch on the football 'tree' (association football/soccer) is the real one when it shouldnt even be fucking considered a sport. Primitive cultures everywhere played ball games similar to modern soccer LOL so simple people in mud huts can play it------which is the sole reason for its popularity lol, so fucking simple, no brain usage
@oJKBo there are only "codes" of football in retarded america my friend. Everywhere else they are, and always have been, completely different ball-playing sports.
80% of americans are culturally inept and ignorant to the ways of the world.
the other 20% are the most intelligent, powerfull and influential people in the world. as well as the most corrupt. eg CIA
Yanks cant do things the way the world does, they can only adapt and ruin classic sports so theyre retarded fans can understand
@crusminions No actually, theres codes of football everywhere. Completely different.....yet all come from football games played in england...? So i guess gaelic football, rugby football, canadian football, association football, and australian football don't exist. Nice statistic, did it hurt when you pulled it out your ass? Yes, 60,000,000 americans are in the CIA. Wait....We have as many smartest people in the world as you have people then LOLOLOLOL.
@crusminions Hmmm lets ponder some things for a moment.....If I recall, 80% of the world drives on the right... soccer fans set themselves and their stadia on fire.....they start riots, often race related.....they waste their breath for 90 minutes after the game ends in a tie....they light flares, many of which have toxic fumes, and throw them at people and players.....and they cant comprehend a game as simple as rugby. What intelligent people. Oh, theres the wrong 'their' again
@crusminions You know what's super hilarious??? Manchester United is the most valuable sports team in the world, little kids all over the world run around in Manchester United jersies----and yet at a value of $1,860,000,000 it barely beats out THE DALLAS COWBOYS with $1,810,000,000. Top 5 most valuable sports teams? 2 soccer, 2 football, 1 baseball. ROFL SOCCER FAILS EVEN IN WORTH
@oJKBo well quite obviously in a country where advertising dominates sport to the extent that you split a game into "quarters" when the players are rested while not even remotely tired, JUST for the purpose of advertising, you can expect unrealistic and insane valuations. Plus america has 307m compared to 51m ppl in england, yet EPL is the most lucrative leage in any sport, with the biggest investment (i.e. polplarity) but seriously, ENOUGH SAID. im tired of your rants.
@crusminions Now youve shown you dont even know the games history lol. Yeah, those players are definitely not tired even though football players burn almost the same fucking amount of calories as soccer players. Thats odd, why then are there more american teams in the 10 most valuable teams in the world than english?
@oJKBo now go and piss on someone elses lawn mutley, youtube is full to the brim of ignorant wierdos like you. fools with no life n no friends because they speak without thinking or listening to others and are as credible as dogs on the street. but then, in your own words you "have no mum" so im hardly surprised.
@crusminions Ignorant weirdos? You were talking about 'niqqas' fucking plants lol. Hmmmm, this wins non sequitur of the year. Ahhh, because to have sense one must own a lot of mums. You do realize women and fags like flowers right? LOL youve just proven fags like soccer.
@crusminions No lol, unfortunately it's my truth replaced with hilarious bullshit. Unlike soccer, football requires players to struggle play after play to advance a football, in soccer you kick a ball back and forth for 90 minutes and call a 0-0 game exciting. No, I'm sorry, a 0-0 game doesn't even deserve to have fucking highlights. The whole point of sport is for one team to fight harder and win.
@oJKBo at least you think im "hilarious" lol... in a few years maybe you will look past the humour and see who knows theyre stuff (me) and who knows jack-shit (you)
soccer sucks boobs !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
derrajiyay23 1 month ago
@derrajiyay23 better than sucking dick?
Hammerhook12 4 weeks ago
@Hammerhook12 >.> r u gay?
derrajiyay23 3 weeks ago
@derrajiyay23 Nope, sorry.
Hammerhook12 3 weeks ago
soccer is played in the uS. football is played in Europe and south America..
zzzaaa09900 1 month ago
@zzzaaa09900 soccer is played all over the world, it's the most popular sport, maybe not the best, but definitely the most popular.
stubs96 3 weeks ago
@stubs96 it is the best and most popular.. only fat shit yanks like handegg. NO ONE ELSE! like their world series
zzzaaa09900 3 weeks ago
@zzzaaa09900 ok it is the best, I love it too... your opinion of yanks and "handegg" seem a little harsh and probably misinformed.
stubs96 3 weeks ago
@zzzaaa09900 WE DON'T CARE WHAT POOR COUNTRIES AND BRITATIN DO!. We play football and we don't player soccer because soccer is boring and football is fun to watch and to play. You not realizing that a football is a ball just shows how stupid soccer fans are. Until little sissies stop faking injuries I will never watch sucker.
Fallout3Follower 3 weeks ago
@Fallout3Follower so stick to Hand egg, croquet, polo, sailing, horse riding and golf.. us "poor" people will stick to football. richest sports team in the world is Man United.
the only memorable part of the super bowl was MIA (a brit) giving all your fans the middle finger..
handegg will only remain popular in the US.. the country with a debt of 14,825,163,000,000 dollars..(top of the league)..
zzzaaa09900 3 weeks ago
@zzzaaa09900 Well I don't know what handegg is so....
Fallout3Follower 3 weeks ago
@Fallout3Follower hand egg is what they played at superbowl
zzzaaa09900 1 week ago
@zzzaaa09900 I see you're confused they play football at the superbowl.
Fallout3Follower 1 week ago
@Fallout3Follower football is played at the world cup and in s.america and europe mostly.. handegg is played at superbowl.
zzzaaa09900 1 week ago
@zzzaaa09900 I'm 100 percent sure that football is played at the superbowl. I know because the New York Giants played the New England Patriots and the Giants won.
Fallout3Follower 1 week ago
@Fallout3Follower nope. handegg was played.. football was played during the week in the european cup and europa league.
zzzaaa09900 1 week ago
@zzzaaa09900 No football was played at Super Bowl XLVI. But ASSOCIATION football was played during european cup and euorpa league.
Fallout3Follower 1 week ago
@Fallout3Follower association hand egg might have been played at superbowl... football is played all over the world, european cup, europa league etc.
zzzaaa09900 5 days ago
@zzzaaa09900 No you said football is only played in America. Association football is played over the world, especially poor countries.
Fallout3Follower 5 days ago
@Fallout3Follower polo, show jumping, handegg, croquet and sailing are played by the rich. the world plays football.
zzzaaa09900 5 days ago
@Fallout3Follower also the US, Qatar, England, France, Spain, Saudi all play football. but only the US plays handegg yet the arab countries are richer than the US.
zzzaaa09900 5 days ago
@zzzaaa09900 Again I don't know what handegg is.
Fallout3Follower 5 days ago
@Fallout3Follower watch the superbowl again, it's the "sport" they're playing.
zzzaaa09900 5 days ago
@zzzaaa09900 I saw football when I saw the superbowl, what superbowl were you watching.
Fallout3Follower 4 days ago
@Fallout3Follower who was playing? real madrid? barcelona?
u musta watched champions league.
zzzaaa09900 3 days ago
@zzzaaa09900 The New York Giants and New England Patriots were playing.
Fallout3Follower 2 days ago
@Fallout3Follower you said football. those are handegg teams.
zzzaaa09900 2 days ago
@zzzaaa09900 No they are football terms. Here is the link h tt p :
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Fallout3Follower 6 hours ago
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krisnnaabraham 1 month ago
@krisnnaabraham Americans have no desire to be like the rest of the world. We don't have this complex. We are happy being who we are.
PhiloAmericana 1 month ago
@PhiloAmericana ok . entonces sigan siendo felices. have a nice day .
krisnnaabraham 1 month ago
soccer ( us ) sucks .- but football or futbol --- barcelona real madrid - manchester - chelsea - is the best sports in the world. football is a religion.
krisnnaabraham 1 month ago
Soccer still sucks.
PhiloAmericana 1 month ago
@PhiloAmericana i am from barcelona , football is the best sports in the world. in usa call it soccer , this soccer sucks. bye
krisnnaabraham 1 month ago
@krisnnaabraham European football sucks. Whatever you want to call it, it sucks. Why would I want to watch a game for over an hour where they don't even score? Americans will never watch something so boring :)
PhiloAmericana 1 month ago
@PhiloAmericana because the americans sucks in football. american football nfl is pure anabolic or steroids. stupid game . only in american .
krisnnaabraham 1 month ago
@krisnnaabraham Trust me, it has nothing to do with us losing. We lost quite a bit to Russia in hockey, but I don't hate hockey. Soccer is boring. I fall asleep watching it because nothing happens. Sorry.
PhiloAmericana 1 month ago
European people must eat some weird ass eggs
DomNYG 1 month ago
RE: kingBADmovie sucks
HironobuIsolation 1 month ago
FOOTBALL(SOCCER) IS THE GREATEST SPORT EVER INVENTED.
MrJulz26 1 month ago
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crusminions 2 months ago
AMERICANS, do your country's pathetic reputation for soccer a favour, and TRY IT SOME TIME. playing, watching, even betting.
You are comparing the greatest sport in history to sports like american football where you hold and throw a ball and run pointlessly across a pitch, with rules so shit and complicated that wikipedia needs 6 pages to explain, compared with 1 paragraph for the classic and ever-popular football (soccer).
Credit goes to the few that ARE trying it, they will no doubt enjoy
crusminions 2 months ago
@crusminions 1) favour isn't a word, 2) Soccer is the most popular youth sport (you know, before puberty) 3) It's an activity, not a sport, 4) You absolutely have no understanding of the rules and customs of our football, 5) pitch is a verb, 6) Yeah, seeing as we're in the 21st century our games should probably reflect our higher levels of comprehension, intelligence, and understanding while putting forward the greatest of human virtues, 7) lol
oJKBo 2 months ago
Soccer sucks, that's for sure. Football is so much better (It's officially called football, and if you call soccer "football" it's really association football) Football or baseball don't have sissies that pretend to get hurt just to waste time. Penalties are also awful for soccer and the game should not end with a tie. Overtime with Football, and baseball has extra innings, so there can never be a tie, unless for unforseen reasonsand American teams don't riot cause we're not stupid, unless title
Fallout3Follower 2 months ago
@Fallout3Follower No one gives a fuck about american football outside america, but every country is fighting for rights to the Premier Leage, La Liga & Serie A. Arabs and even Americans are investing billions by the day. the only people that hate football and call it "soccer" are american. not opinion, fact.
I guess they should abolish Tennis and Cricket as well because they have the potential to end in draws. listen to yourself you are retarded.
crusminions 2 months ago
@crusminions And Americans don't care about soccer. I either call succer soccer or by its rea name Association football. Football's official name is football, so I'll never call soccer "football" Yeah I never said abolish the sport. Typical euro trash can't listen. No one in America cares about soccer cause it's for poor countries that can't even afford to baseball, or stupid countries like England that like to watch games in only for the game to tie like we all know it will.
Fallout3Follower 2 months ago
@Fallout3Follower yea so as usual it's usa vs the world. and by the way large parts of your country are mad about soccer (which is in fact known worldwide as FOOTBALL ignoramus).
england is not a poor country, our currency SHITS all over yours retard - yet we INVENTED the sport, and the EPL is worth more than any other sporting league on earth. and countries dont WANT TO play shitty baseball when they have cricket.
keep fighting the world & its traditions you retard yanks
crusminions 2 months ago
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@Fallout3Follower yea so as usual it's usa vs the world. and by the way large parts of your country are mad about soccer (which is in fact known worldwide as FOOTBALL ignoramus).
england is not a poor country, our currency SHITS all over yours retard - yet we INVENTED the sport, and the EPL is worth more than any other sporting league on earth. and countries dont WANT TO play shitty baseball when they have cricket.
keep fighting the world & its traditions you retard yanks
crusminions 2 months ago
and FYI you can only speak for certain parts of North America... every1 knows your Latin neighbours and every country beyond loves the sport with a passion. So will USA when your MLS is more developed.
80% of football games in england end in victory or defeat, just like any other sport. NOT allowing two evenly-matched teams to draw is unrealistic & straight up cheating.
Remember, your country invented American football because you were all so shit at THE REAL THING. finito
crusminions 2 months ago
@crusminions Stupid torry. I'll never refer to association football as football. I didn't say England was poor, but I'm not suprised you can't read and understand what that means. You base soccer on popularity you pompous psuedo-intellectual european trash. Pasuckuakohowog was the 1st soccer game and it was played before England did it, so we invented it. And a canadian invented football. And cricet is the dumbest thing ever. Baseball is so much better than cricket too.
Fallout3Follower 2 months ago
@Fallout3Follower your ignorance brings shame to your entire nation. im watching football (not american trash) right now and its awesome.
NO ONE OUTSIDE AMERICA WANTS TO PLAY AMERICAN SPORTS
America loves soccer, its just the inbred hillbillys that didnt get picked for their teams and hate the world as a result.
America invented football?? sure, I guess you think they invented Pizza too..
America has less than 200 years of history!
Suck Out Uncle Sam
crusminions 2 months ago
@crusminions Here's the news flash WE DON'T CARE NO ONE ELSE PLAYS SUCCER. IT'S AN AWFUL SPORT AND WE DON'T NEED TO BE FOLLOWERS. Oh backwards commies like soccer, as it is a perfect example of collectivism. And America did created soccer. Football is much better than Euro football. I'm watching the Oregon Ducks play the Wisconsin Badgers in the GRANDADDY OF THEM ALL, THE ROSE BOWL, and I'm having more fun cause stuff is actually happening. What's the score? 0-0? 28 for UO and UW!
Fallout3Follower 2 months ago
@Fallout3Follower kl, so at least we both enjoy our relevant sports. Let's agree to disagree on which is best! lol
crusminions 2 months ago
@Fallout3Follower american handegg is only popular in america. keep it that way. it is a advert break with a bit of 30 second burts of sports packed in.. anyhoo rugby is much better and the players are athletes.
zzzaaa09900 1 month ago
@zzzaaa09900 The truth is, I don't care what the poor countries are playing in the world. Succer will never be popular in the United States because we have so many better sports such as football, basketball, baseball, and hockey.
Fallout3Follower 1 month ago
@Fallout3Follower football is the most popular? i know that. its a world sport..
stick to handegg!
zzzaaa09900 1 month ago
@zzzaaa09900 I don't know what kind of wierd eggs you guys have, but eggs in America look so much different. And I don't want to be some follower of some stupid countries like the poor soccer playing ones. America has it's own culture, and we hate soccer!
Fallout3Follower 1 month ago
@Fallout3Follower No... yer hate the world. And the world hates you right back again.
Hammerhook12 1 month ago
@Hammerhook12 What's "yer?"
Fallout3Follower 1 month ago
@Fallout3Follower you..
Hammerhook12 1 month ago
@Fallout3Follower if youhate football you hate football.. good for you.. stick to handegg.. balls are round. eggr are eggshaped.
zzzaaa09900 1 month ago
@zzzaaa09900 I don't hate football, I love it. I hate soccer. And I still don't know what kind of eggs are pointed. You live in a weird world. Oh and the definition of ball includes ovoid, which by definition means egg shaped. So that means that a football is a ball based on the definition of ball and ovoid by you calling it "eggshaped." Man you're dumb.
Fallout3Follower 1 month ago
@Fallout3Follower no. you hate football.. foot kicks ball (football). you love handegg (hand) throws egg (handegg)..
sick to handegg mate, football (played by feet with a ball) is too complex for you.. not enough adverts
zzzaaa09900 1 month ago
@zzzaaa09900 No I hate soccer, or association football. I saw that stupid Real Madrid and Barcelona game and how that one sissy faked getting hurt when his head was pushed down. Most pathetic thing I have seen and you actually like stuff like that. Having to know plays in football is too complicated for you , so stick to soccer where all you do is act. And I guess you don't know the definitions of ball and ovoid. A football is a ball. AND YOUR WHOLE JERSEY is one big advertisment!
Fallout3Follower 1 month ago
@Fallout3Follower hand egg is played for 1 min intervals with adverts taking up most of the day.. they are padded out with helmets, face guards, air bags, security guards.. womens sport.. a football is round, a egg is egg shaped...
keep your "sport"to yourselves, played by redneck idiots.. ROFLCOPTER
zzzaaa09900 1 month ago
@zzzaaa09900 A soccer game is played with moving advertisements. And a football is a ball. I know you people in europe don't understand that, but that's the fact. And we have padding for football because we actually play hard. When your little soccer game doesn't involve acting like a baby you can talk to me. Stick to soccer, actually having to use your brain is too complex for you.
Fallout3Follower 1 month ago
@Fallout3Follower It's a Latin thing acting like a baby.. watch the football game tomorrow when it's about two English Premier League teams.
Hammerhook12 1 month ago
@Hammerhook12 O.k. I'll see if I can cause I hate when people fake getting hurt.
Fallout3Follower 1 month ago
@Fallout3Follower so do I my friend.
Hammerhook12 1 month ago
@Fallout3Follower handegg stops for adverts.. only in US would that happen.. people actually look forward to the adverts..XD
stick to a game where you only move around for 1 min then stop for 5 mins...
a ball is round, an egg is well.. an egg.
zzzaaa09900 1 month ago
@zzzaaa09900 What's handegg? Anyway why wouldn't you watch the superbowl commericals for football? Only in europe do sissies fake injuries, and only in europe time goes up instead of going down. How dumb. An egg is smooth, a football, well the definition is it's a ball and it's pointed.
Fallout3Follower 1 month ago
@Fallout3Follower A ball is a round object in the shape of a sphere or any sport that uses such an object in its play. (noun). An example of a ball is a baseball, football and basketball.
handegg is what americans play.. with 2 mins of sport followed by 10 mins of rest... XD
like chess.. not a sport..
handegg teams defences are so shit thats why they have astronomical scores all the time..
zzzaaa09900 1 month ago
@zzzaaa09900 Ball= ovoid object= egg shaped. So you're calling it a ball? Thanks. And thanks for calling it chess, it actually takes intelligence >XD. O.k. What's your defintion of bad defense. There are incredible defenses in football. You get 6 points for a touchdown, 1 for the point after, 2 for a safety, and 3 for a field goal. Just cause no one has any skill in soccer to get a ball in a giant net doesn't mean football has no defense idiot >:)
Fallout3Follower 1 month ago
@Fallout3Follower and a touchdown can be scored in even a bigger area.. hahaha
an egg is an egg.. i.e handegg.
a ball is a sphere.. e.g baseball, football, basketball, tennis ball, snooker ball, ping pong ball.
and the area for your PKs is even bigger than rugby (proper mans sport)
zzzaaa09900 3 weeks ago
@zzzaaa09900 And I'm not sure how you say I can't understand soccer is too complex if they show in the video how many rules football has.
Fallout3Follower 1 month ago
@crusminions And I don't care about soccer at all. It's stupid and the people that support soccer are pathetic hooligans. You guys can't play football, basketball, baseball, because you suck at it. We have 3 sports we're good at, and maybe hockey. You guys have 1 game you're good at, and people fake injuries in it and look like idiots with their stupid haircuts. You're just jealous we can do more than. And what kind of stupid sport counts time up to the end of the game. Owned torry
Fallout3Follower 2 months ago
@Fallout3Follower I dont get owned by anyone lol I shit on you scumbags for fun. Stop barking like a bitch, get out of the toilet that is your state and see the world. thats the only advice scumbags get.
I guess its because we're "only good at 1 sport" that were hosting the fucking olympics. and before you compare trophies, we have 60m ppl vs 307m in USA. AND YOU STILL ALL SUCK AT FOOTBALL.
dont hate, step up to the plate. and please dont msg me anymore you absolute clown
crusminions 2 months ago
@crusminions Pretty sure hosting the olympics does not mean you are good, means you won the rights to host the olympics. Actually we are good at football. Saints are good, Alabama is good, we got some teams.
Fallout3Follower 2 months ago
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We see it.
We know it.
We say it.
SOCCER SUCKS!
DrSalvatore31 4 months ago
soccer might be the oldest sport but thats why it sucks so much. im pretty sure there hasnt been a rule change in the 4000 year history of the the sport. and its only most popular because 3rd world countries cant afford football equipment. that why america is 1000 times better than every other country.
zitron75 6 months ago
@zitron75 shut up you fat yanquee
Micradons 6 months ago
@zitron75 lets b honest, you dont see any big football (soccer) teams playing regular season games in other countries to boost popularity, countries that are said cnt even afford to play the sports that r trying to be sold to them -_-
MrMrjmb 5 months ago
@zitron75 yea shut up you fat yankee, none of you have a clue what youre on about. absolute clowns
crusminions 2 months ago
@zitron75 Americans are a thousand times more ignorant than sheep
crusminions 2 months ago
ok wtf like ppl make it sound like taking on some defenders and a goalie with a huge ass net is so difficult....in football you have a whole defensive unit that is trying to come and tackle you...and when i say tackle i dont mean run and slide into the persons legs i mean actually tackle them....some ppl should grow a pair and be aggressive
2cslover9 7 months ago
Lmfao this is my new favorite video, American football sucks bad
ROCKSAVIOR777 7 months ago
@ROCKSAVIOR777 agreed.
crusminions 2 months ago
so youre saying cardio is not an important roll??Lmfao.then why do pro bodybuilders run daily for two hours consecutive?now of course cardio dosent build muscle,but it builds other stuff like stamina,endurance,speed, creativity ect...so what im saying you actually gain something out of football''soccer''but i dont see anything you can gain from playing fatball if all you do is take breaks every 5 seconds lol!!i bet you cant even last half an hour running without collapsingLMAO!!!!!
100superaguila1 7 months ago
lol.. you dum asshole i never said i would run away from him did I?little fag i said i have more speed than all you fatfucks.by the way i live in the u.s.a and its a free country and ill call what you call soccer ''football'' what are you going to do about it huh?btw im not scared of fighting one of you pussies because tackling is like hugging someone,and i bet i could knock your ass out with one of my kicks
100superaguila1 7 months ago
Wouldnt it be handskin not handegg?
WORSTEVERR 7 months ago
soccer(footbal) is the most popular sport in da world,,NFL is only known in da U.S..Soccer takes more skill and have to be in your top shape to run 90 min..American footbal stop on every play and go to commercials ..I play middle left wing in soccer and try sprinting back and forward helping your offense and defense and thinking and creating plays fast and don't stop and take ur little breaks in american footbal..it's way harder dribbling da ball dan tackling someone to da groound
westville6 8 months ago
@westville6 i play RM,CAM,ST,RS,LS,RWM but u have a piont
MLSfan12 8 months ago
1. Soccer is better hecause they dont wear gear exept for shins because their men un like footbal 2. Yea its easy to dodge ppl in foot ball cuz they have the ball in their fucking hand in soccer u have to dribble it 3.
chexwex123 8 months ago
Four reasons why both of these guys are morons:
1) Guy says he is going to hire Osama Bin Laden (nuff said)
2) Argument against that: "Uh...um...what? That didn't...um..make sense." (wow you told him)
3) Guy argues that people getting injured makes it more entertaining. WTF? Nobody watches the NFL to see people in pain. That's just you.
4) Argument against that: "Ah, the classic American philosophy." Don't be a smart ass. You based that off of something one guy said in a youtube video.
DoctorDatcisionectar 8 months ago
=-= seriously, i used to play soccer when a kid with friends, but that's it, seeing grown ups running behind a ball up and down all the time its completely idiotic.
harold562 10 months ago
@harold562 oh and american football isnt?!
crusminions 2 months ago
@crusminions ... as much as a latin as i am, i seriously hate sucker, why the heck would i love american footbal? looks even more stupid!
harold562 2 months ago
@harold562 haha fair enough, each to his own... what sport do you like then?
crusminions 2 months ago
@crusminions skydiving, skying, swimming, volleyball, tenis
harold562 2 months ago
@harold562 to be fair they are all really cool sports - to which i would add surfing, water-skiing, paragliding &, at the risk of sounding sad, even moutain biking! BUT unfortunately most of those sports involve perfect conditions and expensive equipment. and as I don't live on Long Beach or in Miami (or even South France) my favourite day-to-day sports are football & table-tennis, which i think are just as cool, but in a different way. All sports are cool, just down to personal taste
crusminions 2 months ago
@crusminions true, but volleyball or tennis can be played inside on parks that offers that service and require little to no gear.
harold562 2 months ago
the only thing i hate about soccer is when they act hurt when there not just to get a penalty
pancake449 10 months ago
at the end he says "toin coss"
Clarkyboyz678 11 months ago
dont say soccer sucks because you suck at it
toxa19971 11 months ago 4
@toxa19971 HELL YEA
bosniancristianorona 10 months ago
soccer is a game for homo racist scummers from europe
Ramble1212 1 year ago
@Ramble1212 football is a game for americans (an insult all its own) I was born in the US and I know how retarted we can be
JohnCena6542 9 months ago
@JohnCena6542 i agreed your a true retard
Ramble1212 9 months ago
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@Ramble1212 I may be retarted from time to time but at least im not the one whos retarted every second of the damn day and your saying that "soccer is a game for homo racist scummers from europe" racist is a word I would use to describe an american you probably dont even know how europeans are like yet you condemn them in this way
JohnCena6542 9 months ago
wtf did you say real football sucks because we have huge goalie nets and we cant score!?youre the biggest retard on youtube to ever exist.do you think its easy to take on 4 defenders and score on a goalie that could grab a ball going at 80mph?what about american fatball players?they cant even run 5 meters!also real football sucks because we riot in our stadiums?!american fatball players dont like to riot cause theyre too busy falling asleep during the game while we support our favorite team
100superaguila 1 year ago 11
@100superaguila your so dumb... first of all you mexican, american football players can tollerate pain soccer players cry when hit in the face or kicked in the balls because their not american, in soccer you kick balls you fantisize about being in your mouth so i wouldent be talking you fucking soccer pussy. oh yeah when your a running back or a linemen you haft to dodge/block 2 or more 200 pound players that some times fallon you and break your hands of feet but when you do break your hand.....
dtbigbear1 9 months ago
@100superaguila ....you still haft to play but, in soccer you bump you leg on a nother players leg you start to cry and dont play for like 4 weaks....so you soccer freaks go grow your own balls and stop choking on other peoples balls you fucking mexican...
dtbigbear1 9 months ago
@dtbigbear1 we choke on balls?! really you dum fags are the ones trying to touch each others pussies and use that as an exuse for tackling but when we get kicked we fell more pain than your moms vegina will probably feel.Oh and btw i am mexican american and living in your country so stfu dumb bitch!:D
100superaguila 9 months ago
@100superaguila get out of my country stupid mexican....................................FUCK OFF you JEWISH MEXICAN BALL SACK
dtbigbear1 9 months ago
@dtbigbear1 THE FUCK is that man
THEREALELTACO1998 8 months ago
@THEREALELTACO1998 it is YOUR MOM! AND YOU
dtbigbear1 8 months ago
@100superaguila lol football is measured in yards, and youre clearly massively ignorant and have never watched a game and are focusing on the overweight LINEMEN whose job it is to be a massive fucking wall. But yeah, go tell ray lewis or patrick willis hes a pussy and run away, he wont follow you past 5 meters right? hed get too tired? /watch?v=-P80QOkHjmc
oJKBo 8 months ago
@oJKBo actually yes i have watched american football because i live in america and those guys could run fast, but!! FOOTBALL(the sport where you kick a ball) players can run not only fast but we also have stamina so i could probably run 8miles non stop so it wouldnt be easy for him to catch me now would it?
100superaguila 7 months ago
@100superaguila lol maybe you should look up the etymology of football. You kick a ball in american football too dumbass, all football codes involve kicking. Rofl you would run away like a pussy? I guess all you soccer FAGS would run with Jon Beason chasing you /watch?v=NRF0RwiUFzg you do realize even the wide receivers who did track could catch up with you on kick yalls asses right? lol
oJKBo 7 months ago
@oJKBo lol you dum ass hole i never said i would run away from him did I?lil fag i said i have more speed than all of you fatfucks.by the way i live on the u.s.a and its a free and ill call whay you call soccer ''football''what are you going to do about it huh?btw im not scared of figthing with one of you pussies because tackling is like hugging someone,and i bet i could knock your ass off with one of my kicks
100superaguila1 7 months ago
@100superaguila1 LOLOLOLOLOLOL ALL OF US FATFUCKS???? ROFL RUNNING A 10.3 100M IS PRETTY GOOD FOR A FATFUCK LOL. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA KICKING IS FOR FAGS AND GIRLS LOL REAL MEN HIT YOU FUCKING PANSY LOL I USED TO PLAY SOCCER TOO-- MY PARENTS WERE TOO AFRAID OF ME PLAYING FOOTBALL LOL BUT THEN THEY LET ME AND I FUCKED KIDS UP NIQQA. YOU WEAK AS SHIT NIQQA ROFL
oJKBo 7 months ago
@oJKBo umm ok?first of all you insulted me with pure bullshit and stated not facts whatsoever,soo the only thing i could reply back is to the fact than men dont have to punch to be ''cool''. i mean since when does kicking make you a pansy? bruce lee kicks lol,chuck norris does too does that make them pansies?dude martial arts is mostly about kicking cause your feet are stronger than your hands.:/
100superaguila 7 months ago
@100superaguila LOLOLOLOLOLOL KICKING'S ALWAYS BEEN FOR GIRLS BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO UPPER BODY STRENGTH LIKE MEN ARE SUPPOSED TO HAVE (SOCCER PLAYERS EXCLUDED LOLOL) ROFL BRUCE LEE IS A PANSY, CHUCK NORRIS KICKS FOR MOVIES LOL NOT IN REAL LIFE. MARTIAL ARTS IS FOR PANSIES, BOXING IS FOR REAL MEN NIQQA
oJKBo 7 months ago
@oJKBo and how do fatball players get upperbody strenght?by lifting weights, but they dont get it from actualy playing the sport witch usaly last five to ten seconds of action then they need a nappy with some gatorade. so how does it give you upperbody strength?on the other hand if you play football(soccer) you get ninety minutes of cardio,and then i could build up my upperbody strenght by lifting weights.and atleast i gain something from football''soccer''
100superaguila1 7 months ago
@100superaguila1 lol so you don't use your upper body in football??? rofl let's put a soccer player at linebacker and see how well he does. LOLOL football players just workout for the hell of it. Rofl do you know how working out works? you can;t build muscle well whilst cutting, i.e. cardio. Lift weights all you want lol, if all you do is run around once you stop youre gonna go back to normal lol
oJKBo 7 months ago
@oJKBo dont ever get caught in an alley with LIONEL MESSI, RONALDO, ROONEY and a football. they would leave you crying in a puddle and take your money by pounding you with balls untill your chump change drops out. and "Martial Arts is for pussies"?? bruce leee would leave Tyson on his fucking knees after 1 hit in 1 round. and stop using caps lock so ppls eyes are drawn to your ignorance. and Chelsea's Drogba has more upper body strength than the "niqqa" fuckin your mum. fucking hillbilly
crusminions 2 months ago
@crusminions AHAHAHAHAHAHA well, I bet they would TRY to pound me with their balls but unfortunately if I were to even get close to hitting them they would fall over and start crying. Bruce Lee would do no such thing, Bruce Lee is dead. Martial arts is for fags and scrawny kids who would get their asses kicked by bigger and stronger kids and go to a dojo and learn how to flail around like pansies because in a real fistfight theyd get destroyed. Boxers take hits to the face and keep fighting
oJKBo 2 months ago
@oJKBo im obv not talking about a dead body you fucking moron, im talking about his LIFE. no1 can, or could beat him when he was alive. boxers are ppl with nothing to live for, so they damage themselves for money they are not even guaranteed LOLOLOL
crusminions 2 months ago
@crusminions What you're doing is like comparing kendo and fencing. One is obviously more badass, the other is obviously for pussies, but each is a separate discipline. In a martial arts fights tyson would be on the ground in a few seconds, In a boxing fight lee would die from a brain hemorrhage. Boxing is the closest metaphor to life there is, of course a soccer fan couldn't understand the footwork, strength, and balls required to hit and get hit in the ring.
oJKBo 2 months ago
@oJKBo IN BOXING VS MARTIAL ARTS. THE ARTS WOULD ALWAYS WIN. fool
crusminions 2 months ago
@crusminions YOU HAVE NO HIGHER LEVEL COMPREHENSIONS SKILLS. ANY IDIOT COULD TELL THAT IN A BOXING MATCH LEE WOULD GO DOWN FASTER THAN HIS BOXER OPPONENT IN A MARTIAL ARTS FIGHT. BOXING ISN'T JUST PUNCHING, OBVIOUSLY YOUVE NEVER ACTUALLY SEEN A FIGHT IN YOUR LIFE. BRUCE LEE VS TYSON? LEE WOULD DANCE AROUND THE RING LIKE A FUCKING FAIRY THROWING OUT KICKS WHICH TYSON WOULD EASILY DODGE BEFORE TRYING TO CLOSE AND BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM, SAME WITH ALI, FRAZIER, JOHNSON, PACQUIAO, FOREMAN, ETC
oJKBo 2 months ago
@oJKBo and of course an ignorant yank wouldnt understand anything that was created and developed outside america.
Its fair to say that all the skills in boxing are incorporated into most martial arts, plus hundreds more.
crusminions 2 months ago
@crusminions BOXING ISNT AMERICAN YOU FUCKING IDIOT, NOTICE HOW YOU TRY AND MISDIRECT FROM SOCCER'S PUSSINESS WITH TALK OF MARTIAL ARTS AND BOXING
oJKBo 2 months ago
i told you enough said. enjoy msging yourself kiddo :)
crusminions 2 months ago
@crusminions Whats real funny is you know you can't compare soccer to any other sport men play because of how pathetic and womanly it is so you have to go on the attack and criticize real mens sports to distract from how gay soccer is. 'Aww someone pushed me, better cry and roll around on the ground now'
oJKBo 2 months ago
@oJKBo maybe the yank players are pussies, not in england and most other countries. most of africa's players would shit on most rugby or american football players physically and mentally. You yanks just like seeing violence and physical damage, because your too dumb to understand and enjoy a game with considered rules.
Real Football is too good to be compared to any other sport. and 80% of sport fans worldwide agree.
hate is a strong word to use for anything, let alone a popular sport.
crusminions 2 months ago
@crusminions Really? look at these burly men duking it out like champions /watch?v=i-apigHJC3I /watch?v=VzeKiEtp0m0 /watch?v=uVim7rjfKOQ real men right there lol. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YEAH, THIS GUY /watch?v=Eu4WeFrBMug WOULD SHIT ON THIS GUY /watch?v=NRF0RwiUFzg AND THIS GUY /watch?v=ARKsSKY5Rj0 AND THIS GUY /watch?v=lnRMXz9jb5I AND THIS GUY /watch?v=O0qoF6HZQUs
oJKBo 2 months ago
@crusminions Hahahahahaha actually we like seeing people EARN points and EARN wins. Wow you kicked a ball pased a guy *slow clap* good fuckin job, in football you fight your way to the goal line. Soccer is the simplest game in the world are you fucking joking?? Can you even name 10 penalties in american football? Can you explain all the different ways of scoring? Can you explain what plays or formations to run when? Youd have no idea what was happening if you were to watch a game lol
oJKBo 2 months ago
@crusminions Real football? Unfortunately for you there is no such thing lol, theres 6 football types, oh the arrogance. Also, you shouldnt call me dumb while constantly mixing up 'youre' and 'their'.
oJKBo 2 months ago
@crusminions AHAHAHAHAHA OMFG LOL, DROGBA HAS MORE UPPER BODY STRENGTH THAN A FOOTBALL PLAYER?!!??! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YEAH LOOK AT THOSE MASSIVE PECS AND TRAPS AND TRICEPS AND BICEPS OOOOH SO FUCKIN STRONG LOL. Yeah Drogba can definitely lift 225lbs 49 times /watch?v=ee2cWddxHdI i don't have any mums, how is that even possible??
oJKBo 2 months ago
@oJKBo you dont make any sense, a boxer ONLY uses his arms n fists, bruce lee could punch, kick, flip, dodge, and take out any opponent with speed, grace AND brute strength. But only a fully retarded yank cunt would dismiss bruce lee as the greatest fighter of all time. look up Micah Richards kid, the Man City right back with the build of a bear who can box as well as he plays. and generally, the harder a sport is, the better it is, and nothing is more rewarding than a goal in football
crusminions 2 months ago
@crusminions I make perfect sense, you said a <200lb pussy had more upper body strength than any football player which is fucking hilarious. Oooooh another 180lb pussy with low enough body fat to make you think hes ripped as fuck lol, Vernon Gholston would KILL him if they got in a fight lol, and Gholston isn't even that big. 5'11 180lb, ROFL BUILD OF A BEAR AMIRITE?? YEAH, A FUCKING KOALA BEAR LOL /watch?v=X3Zw1JTF5GI DWIGHT FREENEY IS BUILT LIKE A BEAR
oJKBo 2 months ago
@oJKBo Drogba IS a football player, you bellend. speak english motherfucker. "Soccer" is a word that yanks use because theyre "football" actually uses hands. LOL enough said.
no one agrees with you, now youre angry you make even less sense than before. "n*ggas fucking plants"?!?! "fags liking flowers"?!? ermmmmm ok..... lay off the heroin its staining your brain
the only thing worse than a loser is one who thinks he aint.
crusminions 2 months ago
@crusminions Funny how you tell me to speak english yet wrote about fucking mums, used a word not found in the dictionary (humour), and just used another word that does not exist (bellend). Soccer is a word YOU fucking created to distinguish the activity that had been created by the football association from all the other fucking types of football. LOL ENOUGH SAID? OUT OF ALL THE VARIOUS FOOTBALL CODES ONLY 1 USES FEET PRIMARILY ROFL ENOUGH SAID IDIOT.
oJKBo 2 months ago
@oJKBo a bellend is whats on the end of a bell. (or your dick, if you have one)
and ask your mum/s what humour means and where the term "soccer" originates from, fuck it, ask your dad too and your teacher and your fucking mayor.
oh and buy a real dictionary, from a store, not from a fucking market LMAO
the ONLY countries with ANY versions of football that DONT involve feet are america and australia. because both countries are so shit at it that they had to "cheat" and bend the rules.
crusminions 2 months ago
@crusminions a bell has no end you fucking retard. WHY THE FUCK WOULD I ASK FLOWERS THE MEANING OF SOMETHING THAT DOES NOT EXIST?? MUM=FLOWER, HUMOUR=NOT A WORD, NOT IN THE DICTIONARY. HUMOR is in the dictionary, perhaps that's what you mean. I already know where 'soccer' comes from you retard, it comes from fucking OXFORD. I HAVE THIS DICTIONARY CALLED THE OXFORD ENGLISH DICTIONARY WHICH SAYS HUMOR FROM THE LATIN 'UMOREM'. WHO BUYS BOOKS FROM A FUCKING MARKET??
oJKBo 2 months ago
@crusminions Yes, the only countries with versions of football that dont involve feet are: none, because feet are used IN EACH FUCKING CODE YOU MASSIVE IDIOT. AMERICAN FOOTBALL: KICKOFF, PUNT, EXTRA POINT | CANADA, IRELAND, SOUTH AFRICA, NEW ZEALAND, MOST COUNTRIES EXIST
oJKBo 2 months ago
@crusminions Let's see.....the first football games in england were played with the hands and were only called football to distinguish them from horseback games which is why gaelic football, caid, cnapan, camping, mob football, and traditional football are all played with the fucking hands. In fact, rugby was once a part of the football association until it split off over the no hands rule. LOLOLOL THESE ARE MUMS RETARD /watch?v=WhpIJPWjvZc perhaps you should 'Chrysanthemum' lover
oJKBo 2 months ago
@oJKBo where not discussing other ball playing games dumb ass, are we? were discussing "soccer" aka football. a topic on which most yanks know less than nothing
crusminions 2 months ago
@crusminions Sorry, I thought because we were discussing football I would bring football games that existed before soccer into the discussion, my mistake
oJKBo 2 months ago
@crusminions The only thing worse than an ignorant prick is one whos also so arrogant as to ignore the 5 codes of football that arent soccer and say that one branch on the football 'tree' (association football/soccer) is the real one when it shouldnt even be fucking considered a sport. Primitive cultures everywhere played ball games similar to modern soccer LOL so simple people in mud huts can play it------which is the sole reason for its popularity lol, so fucking simple, no brain usage
oJKBo 2 months ago
@oJKBo there are only "codes" of football in retarded america my friend. Everywhere else they are, and always have been, completely different ball-playing sports.
80% of americans are culturally inept and ignorant to the ways of the world.
the other 20% are the most intelligent, powerfull and influential people in the world. as well as the most corrupt. eg CIA
Yanks cant do things the way the world does, they can only adapt and ruin classic sports so theyre retarded fans can understand
crusminions 2 months ago
@crusminions No actually, theres codes of football everywhere. Completely different.....yet all come from football games played in england...? So i guess gaelic football, rugby football, canadian football, association football, and australian football don't exist. Nice statistic, did it hurt when you pulled it out your ass? Yes, 60,000,000 americans are in the CIA. Wait....We have as many smartest people in the world as you have people then LOLOLOLOL.
oJKBo 2 months ago
@crusminions Hmmm lets ponder some things for a moment.....If I recall, 80% of the world drives on the right... soccer fans set themselves and their stadia on fire.....they start riots, often race related.....they waste their breath for 90 minutes after the game ends in a tie....they light flares, many of which have toxic fumes, and throw them at people and players.....and they cant comprehend a game as simple as rugby. What intelligent people. Oh, theres the wrong 'their' again
oJKBo 2 months ago
@crusminions You know what's super hilarious??? Manchester United is the most valuable sports team in the world, little kids all over the world run around in Manchester United jersies----and yet at a value of $1,860,000,000 it barely beats out THE DALLAS COWBOYS with $1,810,000,000. Top 5 most valuable sports teams? 2 soccer, 2 football, 1 baseball. ROFL SOCCER FAILS EVEN IN WORTH
oJKBo 2 months ago
@oJKBo well quite obviously in a country where advertising dominates sport to the extent that you split a game into "quarters" when the players are rested while not even remotely tired, JUST for the purpose of advertising, you can expect unrealistic and insane valuations. Plus america has 307m compared to 51m ppl in england, yet EPL is the most lucrative leage in any sport, with the biggest investment (i.e. polplarity) but seriously, ENOUGH SAID. im tired of your rants.
crusminions 2 months ago
@crusminions Now youve shown you dont even know the games history lol. Yeah, those players are definitely not tired even though football players burn almost the same fucking amount of calories as soccer players. Thats odd, why then are there more american teams in the 10 most valuable teams in the world than english?
oJKBo 2 months ago
@oJKBo "super hilarious" is not an english term, the correct term would be "funny" LMAO
crusminions 2 months ago
@crusminions 6/10 most valuable sports teams on the planet are football teams, 3/10 are soccer teams. SOCCER SUCKS
oJKBo 2 months ago
@oJKBo now go and piss on someone elses lawn mutley, youtube is full to the brim of ignorant wierdos like you. fools with no life n no friends because they speak without thinking or listening to others and are as credible as dogs on the street. but then, in your own words you "have no mum" so im hardly surprised.
"Niqqa" please
crusminions 2 months ago
@crusminions Ignorant weirdos? You were talking about 'niqqas' fucking plants lol. Hmmmm, this wins non sequitur of the year. Ahhh, because to have sense one must own a lot of mums. You do realize women and fags like flowers right? LOL youve just proven fags like soccer.
oJKBo 2 months ago
@oJKBo now thats all of your bullcrap spread out like a german tourist for all to see
crusminions 2 months ago
@crusminions No lol, unfortunately it's my truth replaced with hilarious bullshit. Unlike soccer, football requires players to struggle play after play to advance a football, in soccer you kick a ball back and forth for 90 minutes and call a 0-0 game exciting. No, I'm sorry, a 0-0 game doesn't even deserve to have fucking highlights. The whole point of sport is for one team to fight harder and win.
oJKBo 2 months ago
@oJKBo at least you think im "hilarious" lol... in a few years maybe you will look past the humour and see who knows theyre stuff (me) and who knows jack-shit (you)
crusminions 2 months ago