Jean-Claude Van Damme, Mage, wow, warcraft

[Franck37FUL]

Un bon belge :p

[Boyshinyable]

Of course the french guy would look choose the troll

[meganm0717]

Ok, I NEVER found JCV sexy until now, when I just heard him speak in French... wow. He's sexy even when he's saying he's gonna turn me into a sheep!

[PirateNightsuN]

looks like all fags are playing mage

[Xecutionner2K]

@PirateNightsuN

The funny fact is that Van Damme used to fuck men sometime (he's a bi).

[joselepasamaria]

@PirateNightsuN van damme not gay ok?

[NutQaze]

Thanks for translating !



[VRP1818]

mon cher jean-claude van damme, mon jeu est skyrim

[tonib000y]

i had no idea what he saying -_-

[NCWC2]

@tonib000y I honestly think the best part is that he's speaking his native French.

[helloitsmeagain54]

@tonib000y My name is Jean-Claude Van Damme... and I am a mage."

"Hand-to-hand combat for me: it's over!"

"Now I can cast powerful spells!"

"Just try messing with me... I'll turn you into a sheep."

"A sheep!"

"...Because we all are a bit like sheep, you know..."

"I am Jean-Claude Van Damme, I am a mage.

"And you?"

"What's your game?"

[tonib000y]

@helloitsmeagain54 now thats better tnx mate XD

[Lagneu1]

@tonib000y Thanks, You make me feel awesome.

[jrg991991]

@tonib000y It's called "french".

[meeca134]

@tonib000y Read the damn description

[tonib000y]

@meeca134 reading descriptions are for pussies XD

[FBMToW2]

@tonib000y read description 

[vengerad47]

@tonib000y My name is Jean-Claude Van Damme, and im a mage. Melee is over for me now. Now i launch fire blots. If you look for me to much, im transforming you into a sheep. A sheep! ... ?????

[LoluthinksxD]

@tonib000y see videos description zzzzz

[tonib000y]

@LoluthinksxD read the date of my comment zzzzzz

[tvKOLOBOK]

/HWI0mVcFAl0

[TheSonicGod]

C'est trés magnifique!

[NCWC2]

A mouton!

[helloitsmeagain54]

@NCWC2 Un mouton, to be correct :)

[NCWC2]

@helloitsmeagain54 Best single line in the commercial. ;)

[sanderkoe2]

Thats what she said

[bigsteamfan]

IS HE FRENCH ?!? Fuuuuuck.. I didn't know that... And I've seen dozens of his films..

[WolfhoundMercenary]

@bigsteamfan He's Belgian.

[NCWC2]

@WolfhoundMercenary French side, right?

[Killusak]

@WolfhoundMercenary Waffles.Belgian waffles.

[heavysandwish]

Wow is for: Wow, this game sucks ?

[zhorakovsky]

He looks like Till Lindemann from Rammstein.

[DonnerChu]

Think I lost my load when he said "It's over."

[darkartiz]

uuhhmm??, what did he juSt Say.??

[MetalDJHonkie]

WTF DID HE SAY TO MEEEEE?!?!?!

[lkgrave]

Jean-Claude Van Damme....meet Chuck Norris.

[tygerk]

Now...we just need one with...CHUCK NORRIS!!!

[irgyn]

@tygerk now that's ironic

[tygerk]

@irgyn I'd say its more coincidence, but who cares? Hilarious that a 2weeks after I made my post...WorldofWarcraft made a Chuck Norris vid!! XD

[o0draiky0o]

@tygerk there is 1 with chuck noris as a hunter xD

[tygerk]

@o0draiky0o A~~~~WESO~~~~MEEEEE!!!

watch?v=arKpdxjHamI

[veigadevil]

@tygerk done

[Orbital34]

/facepalm

[bananenhangmat]

I would have given him the warrior type to be honest, but on the other hand, it all makes sense now! I look like him, he is horde, and a mage. 3 things we have in common!

[defleo20]

I still can watch this advert again and again.. I killed a ship yesterday in world of warcraft lol

[Mopehome]

WHAT?! hes HORDE?! D: you lost all my respect Mr. Van Dam

[OctomiXIII]

PARF! 0:10

[warlordgorgutz1]

The Chinese Commercial:

I GOT WARCRAFT. I ROGUE. I WIN ALL TIME. YOU BUY AND WIN TOO. OR SIT AT HOME AND BE LOSER. YOU A LOSER? NO? BUY WARCRAFT AND WIN!!!

[Drazinz]

I bet he is Trolling.

[TheBlackeyegalaxy]

HES A TROLL!!!!1 HUNT IT!"!

[saltypop13]

HE'S HOT HOT HOOOOOOTTTTTT

[OfficialMontage]

@numbersevenforthewin he makes best movies just shut the fuck up you can't make shit

[TequilaAssassin4eva]

"un mouton!" this is my favorite WoW commercial by far=)

[Henserick]

pero que es esta mierda???? D:

[Levitz9]

Wow, I wonder what Seanbaby would say about this...

[Kreimehn]

Hey, the game character looks just like Van Dam....what the hell...

[AluminumRain]

He's from Belgium. They speak French there. Get over it.

[eNBiCiacapulco]

i´m mage

[aruna75]

@TeroDahl

FUCKING ENGLISH ;)

[Darknessio]

@TeroDahl He isn't  french.

[ericorenato88]

shouldn't a Warrior fit his style ?

[stejenseb]

Honte à la Belgique T.T j'suis belge quelle horreur de voir une nouille pareille xD

[PatrioT6611]

didnt know that Van Damme was French...

[xilixang999]

@PatrioT6611 he is from the french part of belgium actually.

[MrZer000]

@TeroDahl I Speak 5 Languages, frenches one of the most beatiful, and english one of the ugliest language ;)

[Gaisko]

@MrZer000 I don't know, English is pretty ugly, but I would argue so isn't German. They're pretty close in ugliness.

[MrZer000]

@Gaisko ...true

[Jacon04]

@wullif5 There's no need fighting with some one who has a crappy job and probably a ugly dumb ass gf, if any gf. I mean who watches videos of games that they think aren't good and then wastes their time writing a paragraph about it?

[Clyaton]

@Jacon04 I was just stating an opinion, cuz I was bored.. You just wasted your time writing a paragraph to defend either WoW, or some kid you don't know... So that makes you... just like me in that sense. Also, I LIKE the commercials, they are funny, go look at my original post. The kid just pissed me off a little bit. I played WoW for a year and had an awesome time.. But I've played better games, that's the extent to what I was saying

[jdavidson091]

Holy Jesus Christ... Van Damme plays WoW? And a Mage, nonetheless? YEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!

[Madcat151]

figures he would play a hordie ............schmuck!

[madridfc5]

van damme ROCKS

[angerfist010]

is he a frence man danm i thoug he is a inglish man danm i hate him right now!!

[aeron162]

verne is a better mage...enough said

[marsbound2024]

WERLD OFWURKRAFT!!!

[Bastarden]

WOOOP,HORDE!! I knew it...oh look, a sheep.

[PedroMM193]

His power is the Fairy Summon!!!

Watch: vandammefairy . ytmnd . com

[IAmKingHomey]

These commercials are really funny, but WoW is garbage.

[MrWowshaman]

@IAmKingHomey well if wow is garbage then go trhow your pc out of the window quz wow is the greatest game in the world you fagget

[IAmKingHomey]

@MrWowshaman You dont expect me to take you serious, do you ? And please learn to spell, thank you.

[Clyaton]

@MrWowshaman lol, no it's not... But it's not garbage either... It's.... a distraction from life for awhile... It's great as a game, but not so great as an MMO, but it doesn't have much competition besides look-a-likes and niche markets.

[Schmooblywoo]

@Clyaton if it doesnt have competition, doesnt that mean its the best of its kind, which then makes it a good MMO? you're comparing it to something that doesnt exist.

[Clyaton]

well it's not the best mmo out there either... But we can only really compare it to a few look-a-likes... Games like E.V.E. and Darkfall Online, despite all their flaws, are better games than WoW. But these games are also very different, so a direct comparison is kinda unfair. So when I say it's great as a game - it keeps you busy - It's fun to play for awhile, as opposed to the best MMO's, which I consider to be those games which there are real consequences and less limitations. imo

[Wullif5]

@Clyaton screw you, WoW is the best game ever idiot

[Wullif5]

@Clyaton is that why your mom left her panties in my room? seriously, its been 3 weeks. oh and no one gives a shit about what you want to play or what you prefer, so shut the fuck up asshole

[Clyaton]

@Wullif5 Your a kid and shouldn't be talking to ANYBODY that way... Minors like you need a 'report to parent' button. If I had known you were just a little boy, I wouldn't have said those nasty things! BTW, shouldn't be talking about any mom's panties when you are still a virgin little one.. Have fun playing WoW and mowing lawns or having your mom pay for subscriptions or whatever..

[Wullif5]

@Clyaton as far as you kno asshole.... go eat shit and die. oh and im 16 now asswipe

[Clyaton]

@Wullif5 Oh you've grown into a pillar of society. Big bad 16 year old lol. You get to drive legally now!! Good job. You are still a kid, you talk to people like this in real life they will wipe the fucking floor with your ass. What if your dear old mum would hear you talking like this?

[Wullif5]

@Clyaton what the fuck ever, i may be 16 but i bet i can beat your ass, grandpa. What if your fatass wife assuming you had one (probably not) heard you talking like this to a 16 yr old? And by the way, i dont like my mom

[Clyaton]

@Wullif5 I'm 23, and I live with my gf, ty very much. And she'd say, "Wow that kid is a fucktard." Typical 16 year old, your mom supplies for your ass a computer, internet, etc, and you 'don't like her.' Grow up, if you don't like your own mom and she's not beating you, then YOU are the problem. Just because you listen to metal doesn't make you tough bitch, At least I'm old enough to go to the concerts, you'd have to probably lie to your mom just to go to one, ur no better than an emo

[Wullif5]

@Clyaton actually my mom doesnt supply shit asshole, you dont know anything. and i bet your "gf" is either ugly or has problems to be going out with you. And actually i can pay to go to concerts retard. And if you dont like metal what to fuck do you listen to, classical? typical asshole aduly

[Clyaton]

@Wullif5 I listen to some metal, not most of the screaming shit which most bands can't pull off. I like black sabbath, Iron Maiden, Ozzy, Chimaira, In Flames.. But most of the shit I listen to isn't metal, Tool, APC, SOAD, chevelle, Sublime etc. My gf is turning 24 in a week. She's a double major in music and french, and no, she's not fat or ugly :) I played WoW for a damned year, I'm SOOOOOO sorry that I disagree that's it's not the greatest game in history, I'm done bickering with you

[Wullif5]

@Clyaton Thats fine, it was i good run though. Longest online fight ive had ever.

[Clyaton]

@Schmooblywoo I'd honestly rather play a MUD like materia magica than WoW (this is after playing WoW for a year, and playing the MUD for slightly more)

[n0face7]

Lol he play wow XD N1 man Good job:)

[TheMrghoster]

van damme? xD does he play wow?

[pingg317]

aha check out the way they say World of warcraft in the end..

[tools747]

hehe its in french

[Antguyisthere]

WHY DOES THIS FOOL KEEP WALKING TOWRDS THE SCREEN IN EVER CLIP O.o

[Tehn00bifierer]

Thank god i wasn't the only one who noticed. lol I thought i was just swaying back and forth.

[MagnussGeisler]

Fool? He's not a fool!!

[sgtheadhole]

none of these acotrs really play the game

[F3l1x1337]

This just proves that the horde is more gay then the alliance. XD

[FlashBladerx]

Jan Claude is not gay.Or your saying that all the guys that dont play wow but are in commercial as a horde are gay.Like Ozzy huh?Better try and get it straight

[F3l1x1337]

J/k lol :c x)

[bulletproofKevlar]

his first role in movies was a gay man though ironicaly....or is that coincidental

[Tehn00bifierer]

On the contrary, they are human beings, not cigarettes.

[maxdamagus]

OP was correct.

Much of a WoW player's anxiety is calmed by the chemicals, yet it's in the tip, the 'filter' (read brain) where all the really bad chemicals are.

So indeed. WoW players are fags. In both senses of the word.

[numbersevenforthewin]

he has the special ability to make crappy movies

[IwatoTatsumaki]

What do you expect? That's his spec.

[TheGosu]

JCVD was a great movie.

[Clyaton]

@numbersevenforthewin Yea, but I still love em! No different than Schwartz movies i guess :S Action movies never have the greatest actors

[030terror]

@numbersevenforthewin**** lol nicely sad

[Allshake]

@numbersevenforthewin The kickboxer is kinda awesome though...

[TheYaKuzA230]

@numbersevenforthewin and Crappy MOVES

[wtompw]

@numbersevenforthewin I fuck on your mather

[zzFishstick]

@numbersevenforthewin HE STARS IN THE BEST MOVIES GO HANG YOURSELF FOR SAYING THAT. YOUR PROBABLY SOME PUSSY WHO HATES VIOLENCE. JCVD 4 LIFE!

[gettoking25]

@numbersevenforthewin

I must confirm that you know nothing about superhero movies in the 80's and 90's lol

[TheEvilDuckey1]

SHEEP Or

PENGWAN WRATH

[SUPERPIDROOO]

EL PUTO AMO

[MizzDarknessx]

C'est fantastique et tres marrant.

World of Warcraft c'est mieux que je jeu en ligne ont joué pendant des siècles

[Sasorixx62]

ca fait pas 20 ans qu'il y a des jeux en ligne et tu parles de siècles, xD

[shaky145]

speak english you frog eating wog

[helmstedt1]

wörld of warcrääääääft xD

[Midnight10123]

Translation: My name is Jean Claude Van dam, and im a mage. hand of hand combat with me.. its over. now i can cast powerful spells! mess with me, and ill turn you into a sheep, a sheeeeeepp! because were all a little bit like sheep. ya see? my name is Jean claude van dam, and im a mage. whats your game?

[GTA1288]

thanks for that =)

[Midnight10123]

not a problem at all my friend. enjoy the video good sir.

[TheTian33]

thanks for that 1 :D

[Midnight10123]

hehe welcome

[94BruceLee]

@Midnight10123 "Mess with me and I will give you a spinning kick" :D

[FredrikEastling]

wahlt af whalklafft @ the end LOL

[pramodh37]

he could kick ur ass

[pramodh37]

he could kick ur ass

[XAytherxRedictusX]

"Un mouton!" Hahaha.

[TheRhagnar]

MOUTON !!!!!!!!!

[pratikh]

Ya seriously, you'd think Van Damme would be a rogue or warrior.

I'd expect Siegfried and Roy to roll mages.

[Dmasterman]

You'd think Jean would like a class that can kick.. Like Rogues.

[kazuyaum]

lol cant speak french.

[adegamisoumounopano]

whats with all the thumbs down... french people really ARE dicks...its not just a rumor... hehehehe...

[propostris]

"I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC. Have a seat right here on this bar stoool. We'd like to ask you a couple questions."

[Natulcien1992]

But in the south part of Belgium, they all speak French 2

[soydelepe]

traducidlo en español que no se entiende un pijo colega. estos franceses que no vocalizan...

[648035877]

normal si abla en frances XD

[Reaganyouth4507]

God french fucking fail at life.

[AkaraSadiel]

traducid este, ya q todo el mundo traduce el q está en español, joder, pues este si q no se entiende un carallo...

[brejhn14]

Support for Jean-Claude Van Damme! ^^

[BeauIXI]

1. You're using the posessive 'your' instead of the contraction, 'you're'.

2. Now you're saying/thinking that you don't need grammar on the internet.

5. You didn't, or maybe you did, notice that I skipped both 3 and 4.

6. You're checking it now.

7. You're still reading my comment.

8. I'm wondering why you would take the time to check the fact that I skipped two numbers instead of using that same time to proofread.

9. You're admitting that you didn't write that comment, but pasted it.

12.!

[dardonZ]

Lmao I don't like WoW but that was actually funny shit =D

[rafic1994]

il ^parlent en francais et il ya des commentaire en anglais c chiant

[D4rQW4v3]

troll mage for racial ^^ woot haste

[dwelfusius]

I hate wow but cette reclame est GENIALE! :D

[illspirit1965]

thats the werld of wercreft xd

[pickurgeardotcom]

u no nothing poop

[Sticky2307]

Aaah! Okey ''Mister Nerdie''!

Excuse Me!

Thank God Not Everyone Is As Smart Ass You ...

[shaokan777]

And thank god nobody's as stupid as you, sticky2307.

[Sticky2307]

Hope You'll Get Raped By A Mad Monkey One Day! XD

[scavmanch]

No no, i believe his point is more valid.. Thank god there ARE people who know that Dutch is not a country, neither is Chinese, or Russian. It's not called being smart, its called not being retarded. Not to mention i believe you meant "Not as smart AS you.." ... "As" is spelled with one s... You even got it right the first time, and it's spelled "OkAy". I know.. Speech.. It's a tricky thing.

[Sticky2307]

Jij Bent Een Kk Kneus Jongen, Je Praat Kk Groot Met Je Woordenschat ...

Its A Pitty You Can't Understand What Im Saying ...

I Can't Write In English En You Can't Understand Dutch ... AND Your Mom Is A Ho' So We Both Suffer =)

[scavmanch]

I do understand what your saying, and the funny thing is, you 're an idiot in all languages. I don't talk big, I simply know you're stupider than dirt. By the way, you only capitalize the first letter in a sentence, or proper nouns... Not every fucking word. Pretty sure that goes for almost every latin and Germanic based language out there.

And "Your mom is a ho"? What are you, 12? Pretty sad you gotta pay for a 54 year old to give you a lay too.. Being that you suffer n all.

[Sticky2307]

That's What I Said ...

He's From Belgian, Yes!