Dennis Madalone's America: We stand as one

[AngelaCarton]

I bet there are middle aged American women wiping a silent tear away with a Stars and Stripes hankie over this.

[Elliach]

This is so fucking funny!

[pjelaca01]

This is great! Amerka

[alekesam]

That baby at roughly 1:50 looks happy. I'd be happy too if I was that close to Patricia Tallman's boobies. :)

[MerlinAmbrosius17]

Does anyone else think this guy looks like Dexter Morgan's brother Brian Moser if he wasn't a serial killer but an 80s rocker? Or an 80s rocker moonlighting as a serial killer?

[MerlinAmbrosius17]

The 1980s ended a few decades ago. I guess Dennis Madalone didn't get the memo.

[sweiland75]

A fine example of Americans going overboard with patriotism.

[ACluelessKid]

The smiling baby is adorable

I love this song, but I have no idea why. It's so catchy.

[commentingpolak]

Yeah, I know it's ridiculous and hilariously inept, but I legit LOVE this song. It's catchy as hell, damn it, and I enjoy watching the music video more than just about any other. Also, the guy totally looks like a Dennis. Good job, Mom and Dad.

[mrgrimviking]

I wiped it there!

[kattzyre]

Ameeeeeerouuuukaaaaaa ....

Mouhahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa.... ;o)

That singer really killed me.

[pkingsleyisback]

when I was in Norway, the Norwegians had to show this video to me. It's so cheesy and painful that no one of the country apparently can stand to even share it among each other. Learning of this video was the only reason I wish I didn't leave the country. No offense Madalone

[metrogoldenmanu]

The 80s called... they want their video back!

[HueyRocks23]

His song deserves to be played today. This man obviously loves America. So I will play this at work tonight as the first song. Big screen in the bar, here we come!

[miketh1234]

Is this fucking guy serious???

[donluchitti]

It's Rebecca black's dad and I will give him props today on 9/11

[williamblair11]

What is with this 'song' man??? 2 atrocities don't necessarily make a right.

[everyoneverywhere]

lol@americans

[shatonmychest]

MURRICA

[jeremiahjw]

AMUUUUUUUUURHIKAH!!!!

[rmangus30]

I'm American and I think this song is the epitome of all the lame patriotic songs out there. I still think that Neil Diamond's "America" is cheesiest though. BTW, everyone on this page seems to have good sense of humor about this.

[CaptainCrackup]

Happy 4th of July Everybody!

[norseman84]

what a douche

[danning1]

One of Osama Bin-Laden's punishments in Hell will be that he has to watch this video over and over again for days on end. Come to think of it, making someone watch this over and over again might be a good punishment in Hell for anyone.

[friteaucaca]

When I hear that song I'm so proud not to be an "Ameracan" That song makes me prefer being a french faggot monkey surrender I didn't think it was even possible...

[jdrubin1675]

burn in hell Bin Laden :)

[BossLemonLemur]

watched this after we found Osama

[horsefd]

Ameraca.

[TheHoleBag]

ok...what is up with ..that thing he does at 0:16. Did he absorb the souls of three 9/11 victims?

[Voy2378]

United Federation of Planets we stand as one.

[Miyuuko]

I would rather get Rick Roll'd

[RJhasFLOW]

lmao...

This is just painful.

[dangleberry9628]

fuck yeah

[Fordguy02]

I bet that guy banged the chick with the baby

[myndwork]

america USA america USA americaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh UUUUUSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA oooooh america USAAAAAA

[mackler]

I love the Onion.

[3461167]

um... what the heck was that?

[huswsimonbla]

that is actually jingoism I think or "hooraypatriotism" meaning to question none of your government actions.. and the vid is the biggest pile of s that I ever saw lol.. so bad cgi how could they make such a vid?

[Shard1697]

Hahaha what

[thestranger4812]

Has Osama bin Laden watched this?

[kingburglekutt]

Reminds me of that shit Lee Greenwood song every asshole is obsessed with.

[Mishpat91]

This song is the root of all evil.

[cygnus83]

I like the part where he says 'USA.'

[MALICEMETALICIOUS]

LMFAOOO HAHAHAHAHAA wow... 169 communist watched this video lol

[fuckalltheemomusic]

I'm an Australian and watching this video turned all my clothes into American flags and turned my dog into a bald eagle.

AMURKHA! WE STAND AS OOOOOONNNNNEEEEE!

[RJhasFLOW]

@fuckalltheemomusic lmao

[vspqbd]

The worst part?

I've seen even bigger examples of patriotism gone ever so wrong...

[YouCantDeleteDenzelL]

This is why I'm proud to be Canadian. Canada doesn't have fail attempts at patriotic songs.

[mcmackerel]

This makes me proud to be American, and I'm not even American ;_;

[DrBoo1982]

Oh my God... we Belgians might need over 250 days to form a government, but with this abomination, there will ALWAYS be something more stupid than we ever did.

"Hey, Belgians, your country sucks!"

"Yeah... maybe... but you have America We Stand As One! HAHAHAHA!"

Hey, to all my American friends here: don't worry, most of us still think America is a nice country but please... tell this singer to go stuff himself ;-)

[danning1]

To call this video mawkish would be like saying that Hitler didn't particularly like Jewish people.

[VarDolzeberg]

Get a hair cut, hippie.

[kerVelfarre]

I think you mean patriotism gone RIGHT.  AMERIKUHHHHHH.

[Dougie666]

THESE COLORS DONT RUN! ...oh lol

[Zitrejsiruuze]

It´s so stupid! I want to kill that singer! Right now! Don´t you know, what country does he live?

[theworldisadrag]

flagwater

[GlobeCachers]

This is the gayest thing I've ever seen.

[000MidnightSun]

this is the most awesome thing i have ever seen. i must say i don't get the beginning... is that supposed to be a dead body that he steps over? if so, then yes this is the greatest thing ever

[UltraLegendary]

Did you know 95 % of the americans have HIV its a fact.

[tmlkrs]

@UltraLegendary As an American I can confirm this. This fact is very much true as all of my friends have HIV.

[akjk1212]

Canada should make this their national anthem.

[Fawkes002]

wtf?!

[JunkyardKid]

is that Joe Lynn Turner from Rainbow?

[TheCmharman]

perhaps the greatest thing i have ever seen in my life.

[nmcl92]

Those were best cloud-based shots of dead marines I've ever seen

[themick19991]

this is my cousin soo im going to support him.....Good job dennis hope to see u and i just wanted to inform you that my mother recently passed away.

[Nationsnotregimes]

????

Twilight Zone

[ChunkRox1234]

Thumbs up if youre here because of web soup

[spastikman]

I'm so prauwd to be an Amer-uh-kun!

[www0designboy0tv]

starts funny then i get the Heebie-Jebbie Creeps

[anidude1]

most awesome song ever!

[TheSlm85]

affligeant!! heureusement qu'il y a aussi de vrais auteurs, compositeurs, interprètes étasuniens pour relever le niveau

[jhanssonp]

fuck you.

[joejohnson96]

omg i once respected americans

[chucknorrispranks]

amer-uh-cuh

[jdfilm]

Holy Crap! What a douchey song by a dude with poorly permed hair. Sean Hannity is loving this SOB right now.

[Sk0rpiu5]

What's with his retarded pronunciation? AM-MER-AAAA-CAAA?

Prick, on so many levels.

[SamYikin1]

wow, i've never loved amerAca as much as i do now. seriously. i'm actually proud to be an amerAcan now.

[Maorish1]

Let me guess... he's Canadian isn't he

[TheSlm85]

@Maorish1 Dennis 'Danger' Madalone is an American stunt-coordinator-turned-music­ian

[OrangeAvengr]

Come on guys, that's Howard Stern without his sunglasses on trolling us.

[schleunii]

its so bad that this version is even to see on retardo tron

[shipmaker14]

I love this song so much I want it to drop depleted Uranium filled bombs on those who disagree. I f you don't listen to this song at least once a day....

THE TERRORISTS WIN!

[QuagmireFTW]

only me that find that scarf around his leg hilarious?

[thinkAboutEvolution]

this could be the new rickroll

[tweekin001]

Besides its cheesiness, this is a pretty decent song.

[burubudur12345]

Justin Bieber's father.

[RaymondoPerson]

aahahahahahahahahahaa

[Jabberwocky35000]

america fuck yeah

[SamanthaOhio216]

For real?!?!?! LMAO

[hejidej]

Best music video of the year, every year.

[Tangalaja]

Ridicule!!!!!

[JanineRobin]

Do Americans realise this is how we think you ALL are?

[LaurenisinWonderland]

@JanineRobin yes yes we do :)

[scarface71795]

@JanineRobin You know we used to beat faggots like this outside town hall

[NYCAustinNYC]

I looked up this video because I am a Babylon 5 fan, and Patricia Tallman a star of the show is in this video. The red head with the baby at (1:30).

I would never want to own this song... still I did not find the song that bad. Nothing wrong with a bit of cheesy harmless patriotism?

For American "patriotism gone very very wrong" song this is a lot worse :

watch?v=_wiYdUe36_Q

Funny enough it was song by Australian Rick Derringer.

[kpoz12]

@NYCAustinNYC I knew that I knew the redheaded lady from somewhere! Thanks!

[RadioArmitage]

@NYCAustinNYC Rick Derringer is American. He was born in Ohio.

[NYCAustinNYC]

@RadioArmitage

Wow... just checked... and you right he is American.

LOL at myself. I bet I was told this years ago when he was popular and I was a kid, and I have believed it as fact since.

Thank you for correcting me. =)

[cikcak01]

Amerikanci,poserem vam se na patriotizam :DDD

[MrChrissucks]

dudes a fucking dipshit

[AlexisCapri]

LOL Look at the ratings. There are more of you Americans that love this song than hate it. WHAT IS YOUR COUNTRY THINKING??

[LaurenisinWonderland]

@AlexisCapri we liked this video cuz its so freakin weird and funny XD

[AnimaSeverem]

@AlexisCapri

Maybe some of us like it because it's actually not that harmful as well as delightfully cheesy.

[lonestarkustomz]

Howard Stern is getting soft in his later years

[gwilk]

This video could solve our illegal immigration problem. Who would want to come here after watching this steaming load?

[roothands]

The very first time I saw this video I thought it was Adam Sandler at first, for like, a split second

[TimTheReaper]

america, we stand as one... except for dennis. fuck that guy, he depicted us as fags.

[macdavy70]

at 0.52 hes has man toe, whats more ameracian than man toe

[Jermyn78]

This HAS to be a piss-take. No-one could get away with something so cheesy and so full of cheap saccharin...

[XeoMT]

He has since been banned from that beach.

[SamTaylorsJackpotCDs]

This is why every other country in the world hates us.

[fiveMIRrOrs]

@SamTaylorsJackpotCDs Not hate, more like pity.

[propjam2]

@SamTaylorsJackpotCDs yes! I like you people but some of you are beginning to like the smell of your own farts,

[munzee28]

@SamTaylorsJackpotCDs We dont hate you... we just hate him:)

And why does it sound like he is singing "i touch the rain... i wiped a deer", in the beginning?

[SSXtrikE]

@munzee28 Because he did.

[Kakuoteyalu]

@SamTaylorsJackpotCDs Nah, they're just jealous.

[danning1]

@SamTaylorsJackpotCDs No, you're thinking of Sarah Palin.

[kurydebarcelona]

@SamTaylorsJackpotCDs nope, is not exactedly because of this, but it may add to the list :)

[PoeMcGoodwin]

@SamTaylorsJackpotCDs Hate you IRONICALLY, atleast when it comes to this sort of nationalism. If our own nationalists where this funny and somewhat creative instead of working shitty jobs and hating muslims the world would be a better place

[SeyMe2]

@SamTaylorsJackpotCDs Or maybe your comment is? Seeing as you can't figure out it's satire ¬_¬

[mainestategopcensor]

I'm typing this comment from Somalia as I moved here from the United States after watching this video.

[cassidy1976]

he's cold so he wears a coat, but wait...he's warm so he wears a tank-top, but he's cold with the coat on and aaaaahhhhh (head explodes). and did he die in the first verse? i'm confused. and where is home for america? the continent that is known as North America or that other one that's good at soccer. sorry, mexico. you suck so you don't count as good at anything. and please take back about 30 million of your citizens so my taxes will go down. suck it.

[Eddiesilence]

Where is "Amerukuh"?

[mbm13213]

Canada, America, Oklahoma,... it really doesn't matter which.

It's all pink on the inside.

[PsychoBluesBand]

Shooting videos on $1.98

[himmerlandsvej4]

I just got an uncontrolable urge for creamfilled donuts

[mclite]

if you like 1:21 - in the crotch region, so to speak - then like this comment.

[dallasdon9]

So how DOES one become Canadian?

Do I have to actually live there, or can I do it online?

[watterboy1000]

vomit.

[soupsdone]

If this doesn't receive a billion views, the terrorists have won.

[domusvita]

Okay sure, we can stand as one....as long as he stands as one over there...way over there.

[Dutch625]

Makes me be embaarresed to be american. Are you kidding me witth this song!

[MillBelater]

every bad cliche from the 80's right here in one incredible video!

[spierfan100]

while watching this i was playing red dead redemption after this song was over i went straight to mexico

[munkykayse]

Is he Jesus? I don't get it.

[purplefrf]

I just cried a bald eagle-shaped tear.

[drgoate]

@purplefrf When I laughed my ass off at your comment, I sounded like a bald eagle.

[wazzobazzo]

Amer-A-ca!!!

[birdiejoehoaks]

WHO LET THIS MAN NEAR CHILDREN

[xMetalHeadx66]

AOTS

[tichenor]

I'm assuming this is a 911 song. As enjoyably awful as it is, it pretty much sums up how the US people responded to the terrorist attacks.

I seem to recall a video for a celebrity ensemble (which included James Woods) doing some flag waving song- it was easily as embarrassing as this.

With GW Bush saying crazy shit like he knew how us Brits felt in the Blitz (hmm...) and just the general orgy of self pity and hysteria, the world's sympathy soon dried up.

Put this vid on the school curriculum.

[septanalginafecnil]

a retarded song to manipulate feelings of idiot people. cheap cheat.

[RenethDeshmira]

I love how the lady at the grave makes a very obvious turn to show that she has a baby. It's like they sat down and saw how awkward they could do everything. When he touches the kid's head there is a shimmer at the point of contact, like he's absorbing the boy's thoughts.

[fragginaardvark]

he was a klingon in the 6th star trek movie!!!

[mikemdc]

this dude is a witch in multiple ways i can't go into right now but i will have proof soon

[saladlegs]

Too lispy to sing ballads

[PennyLane411]

Is this a joke? It must be a joke.. please tell me it's a joke.

[BestivalFan]

* needs more guns *

[MountStEllyn]

His teeth bother me.

[RobTFirefly]

For someone who proclaims such love for his country, he should really learn how to pronounce its name. That's an "I" in "America," not an "uh."

[TheLovevolta]

@RobTFirefly LOL I WAS THINKING THE SAME

[polpotsdog]

america.....FUCK YA.......

wow...is this freedom? keep it.

he must have got a good deal at the flag store.

does he live at the beach?

[ragepussy]

Get a haircut you hippie!

[simonjenkin]

I wouldn't let the fucker near MY (non-existent) kids

[Drallop]

someone trying to take advantage of retarded patriotism and nationalism, this has never happened

[AlleNamenSindWeg]

AMURRKA

[mantusmania]

U.S.GHEY!

[heyiffy2000]

im glad I live in britain

[jas16899]

Ameruhcuh!! Durr durr doo durr!! AMERUHCUH!!

[kickbuttbrianna02]

That's it. I vote we deport this guy.

[qu1dpr0]

It's "Amer-i-ca", not "Amer-uh-cuh".

[zizispoonie876]

this makes me proud to be british.

[Infernox00700]

America: FUCK YEAH XD

[vertgg]

Ah, the moon; the specific American phenomenom.

[Jonesy89CFPD]

If this had been made more recently, I could have persuaded myself that this was meant to be some kind of parody of the abuse of the memory of 9/11. The fact that anyone could honestly expect this to be taken seriously is a little mind blowing.

[ColonelGraph]

AMerica, We stand as one except for the majority of the time when we are riven by descent.

[MovieMan5757]

@ColonelGraph Dissent.

[ColonelGraph]

@MovieMan5757 thank you.

[johnafirth]

I thought this was a joke when I first saw it. I then realised, sadly, that it was nothing of the sort.

[silmalasit]

amarcha!

[tictacjuggalo]

fuck yea

[cjustinow2]

This guy looks like the brother of Coach from Survivor...

[navybosshitman]

i love the firefighters and marines walking in the big ass cloud next to the rock that he is standing on