EATING A ROMANCE NOVEL-NOT FOR KIDS

[shmonnorshmusie]

The way he magnificently rendered the story for his audience made me cry

[ShiningPulls]

Are you sure they didn't say "read a book"?

[dblemn]

Luty girl or whatever turn it off!

[IAmTheStandingMan]

I accidently skipped ahead..."watermelon picker"

[IAmTheStandingMan]

The gardener came out and said "what the fuck is this shit?" lol

[HuskyCOGtnt118]

Good book

[OnerousBroadcast]

Shell there's your problem...

[blahitstracy]

LOLOL Thats a good story! XD If it was real I would purchase it

[fuckthefucknshitfuck]

LMAO



[iluvyewboi]

Fake tags

[InMyWorld10]

Did The Pages Taste Like Cum?

[Elcooter666]

HOLY FUCK I LOL'D

[opoppell1994]

Dude, when is your book coming out?

[bullahub]

I believe I just creamed myself.

[DontMissMeWhenImGone]

I really want this book whats the name ?? if you didn't eat the cover ..

[JewkillerXX]

Eat a Nokia 3310 phone

[Geekynerd20021]

HOW IS THIS NOT FOR KIDS I DON'T FUCKING GET U

[hancockcorey]

Omg! So much. I can't put it into words. "Thank yah". And this guy and drugs. Gotta love it

[Bowl01986]

please eat a twilight novel next time!

[MrRandomness3334]

Just eat it.. We dont need you to "Try" being funny..

[FuelTR]

so awsome, it blows my fucking mind

[PrickleNickle]

Is that coach tugnut from even stevens?

[MiscellaniesIdeas]

thats not even a romantic novel, thats a porno in literature

[CosmoForTheWin]

why have i been watching this channel for two hours?

[WolfSephiroth]

O_o---------------------> this video

[cutetard99]

I think that he is little special

[Cenahill]

Fat ass

[Dubster58]

just another reson to hate the giants

[vlado94infinity]

He must be taking the weirdest craps.

[MiscellaniesIdeas]

geez i gotta get my hands on that boook!

[FlareIsFtw]

that was .... beautiful :'(

[foxie992]

pause at 3:28 thank me later 

[flynl8]

I wanna see him eat sand!! Haha

[pinkopiy]

@flynl8 when i was little i ate sand lol not that big of a deal

[abighairywoman]

the timing is so off with your mouth and the words but still mad funny

[MyGoldenFetus]

That's some decent fap material.

[eveaholic]

wow thats what i call readers digest =)

[shoenice22]

@eveaholic FUNNIEST COMMENT..GOOD ONE

[eveaholic]

@shoenice22 Thank you

[PureBullcrap]

How romantic.

[shoenice22]

@PureBullcrap LOL

[AwesomeAarron]

thats a good source of fiber.

[shoenice22]

@AwesomeAarron YES IT IS

[CowsInARiver]

Hahahahaha!!

[TheeVickster]

DO U HAVE AN XBOX???? =]

[moarcast]

Watched for the eating...

Stayed for the story.

[shoenice22]

@moarcast LMAOOO..GOOD COMMENT

[xBuriedalive]

those were the best 13 minutes of content you have ever produced, and will likely ever produce in your life.

[shoenice22]

@xBuriedalive NOPE..BETTER STUFF IS COMING

[79tazman]

That has to be nasty eating that novel lol

[shoenice22]

@79tazman YEAH..IT WAS

[xen423]

nice one Chris, THANK YOUUU!

[addz1111]

this is some funny shit

hahahahaha

[shoenice22]

@addz1111 THAANNK YOUU

[addz1111]

@shoenice22 mate, u should of like continued this, quarter of the chapters over like 4 weeks and continue it i woke up 20 mins b4 i watched this and im hungover and i was laughing heaps heaps of cunts would agree :D

[k5lta]

Legendary!!!!!!

[shoenice22]

@k5lta THANKS

[RMilvae]

At 7:00 I really started to get into the story.

[shoenice22]

@RMilvae WHAT PART ??

[RMilvae]

@shoenice22 When she says she's getting off in 3 hours. lol

[ladycomet72]

This audiobook sure gives me the visuals! LMAO

[shoenice22]

@ladycomet72 THANKS

[DARKN3ZZSTUDIOS]

Best romance novel EVER!

[shoenice22]

@DARKN3ZZSTUDIOS YES !!

[ADayInTheOcean]

I have the weirdest boner right now.

[shoenice22]

@ADayInTheOcean I DID TOO

[TheMazaxist]

lol hilarious!

[shoenice22]

@TheMazaxist THANKS

[ShotsOfEspresso]

Haha that was funny shit dude :D

[shoenice22]

@ShotsOfEspresso THANKS

[Jackurbation]

Whioa.

[shoenice22]

@Jackurbation HAHAHA

[kaspatheghost419]

@Jackurbation nice this dude is fuckin crazy

[SAistheworst]

Wait never mind, you were narrating it yourself lmfao

[shoenice22]

@SAistheworst HAHAHA

[SAistheworst]

LMAO what book was that??!

[shoenice22]

@SAistheworst SWEET RETURN

[Sarahsour731]

Hahaha four male midgets!! You are hilarious shoenice, you should tell stories more often

[shoenice22]

@Sarahsour731 OK

[zingyzanger]

you're a good story teller ^_^

[shoenice22]

@zingyzanger THAANNK YOOUU

[TitansChamps2008]

how hasn't any school hired you to read storytime for the little kids?

[shoenice22]

@TitansChamps2008 YEAH..THE ONE WHERE I SELL POT TO THE KIDS

[imbored205]

you should eat like 5 atomic wings from wingstop

[shoenice22]

@imbored205 SOUNDS GOOD

[MrRtd45]

lmao, we can solve this one! two! or 3 way! hahaha epic XD

[shoenice22]

@MrRtd45 THANKS..APPRECIATE IT

[cutlerylover]

question is...did it taste sexy?

[shoenice22]

@cutlerylover TASTED LIKE AN OLD HIGH SCHOOL GEOMETRY BOOK

[cutlerylover]

@shoenice22 comming from you...I take that to heart as I know you have tasted one ;)

[TheAlbinoSquad]

I dare you to start the next video off by saying "Irish Wrist Watch" 5 times fast

[shoenice22]

@TheAlbinoSquad HAHAHAHA

[booboowilson10101]

aren't you always on pcp, acid, weed, and just about everything else?

[shoenice22]

@booboowilson10101 DRUG FREE BABY

[t0xictreasure]

yeaaahh eat that girl...

[shoenice22]

@t0xictreasure LOL

[monkeyslaye]

ROFL, please write and publish what you were improvising as an actual romance novel!!

[shoenice22]

@monkeyslaye SOUNDS GOOD

[rko40002]

ur a fuckin racist prick but still kinda funny

[shoenice22]

@rko40002 FAR FROM RACIST...ASK MY 2600 FB FRIENDS FROM AROUND THE WORLD..MOST PEOPLE WHO JUDGE PEOPLE ARE RACIST ARE ACTUALLY RACIST THEMSELVES..I HAVE EVERY COLOR AND NATIONALITY ON MY FAMILY TREE

[shoenice22]

@rko40002 LMAO...WWE IS THE FAKEST SHIT GOING..NO WONDER YOU ARE DISILLUSIONED ABOUT LIFE

[rko40002]

@shoenice22 HAHA UR FUNNY AS SHIT U HANDICAP DEMON LOOKING FAT MAN!! NO WONDER YOUR WIFE IS PROBABLY A MAN

[roberson644]

@rko40002 You're the one that has naked men plastered all over your profile page.... Just sayin. Dont you love trolls.

[rko40002]

@roberson644 ur the one who cant stay out of other peoples business you low lifed bastard who probably still sleeps with their mom

[shoenice22]

@WlNDZ I AM HONORED

[SteeshR94]

Top Quality!

[shoenice22]

@SteeshR94 THANKS

[TheyCallMeKD]

So Basicalllllyyyyyy



[shoenice22]

@TheyCallMeKD BASICALLY...A PULITZER PRIZE WINNER

[Decko45]

@Shoenice22 YOU ARE THE BEST CHANNEL ON YOUTUBE <3

[shoenice22]

@Decko45 THANKS SOOOOOO MUCH

[GhouL4758]

Watching you fucking relaxes me man !

[shoenice22]

@GhouL4758 AWESOME..MISSION ACCOMPLISHED !!

[bergsdal]

great story !!!! :D i got a cotten boner.....

[shoenice22]

@bergsdal HAHAHAHA

[delija66]

lmao that was awesome

[shoenice22]

@delija66 THANKS

[CaelumHodges]

@Shoenice22

1 2 or 3 way LOL

[shoenice22]

@CaelumHodges WASNT IT !!

[Stoutsforpresident]

That was quality lol

[bubblemuffinxp]

IM THROBBING.

[lastcallbeam]

4 inch throbbing,is this the story of my life? @3:38, thats what she said. I love you mommy....I am shitting myself over hear. I need to put this f'n computer in the bathroom so i can watch these vids on the shitty. literally laughing the shit right out of my colon. SHOENICE, the cure for constipation! Fuck, the whitwe man is down....call 9-1-0ne...Fuq you frozen buttcheeks sahra, u cunt whore...lol ONE-TWO-THREEWAY cheer for Shoenice. that was a long chapter! romance novels give gas! thank yow

[shoenice22]

@lastcallbeam HAHAHAHAHAA

[Caerith25]

I would totally read all your books Chris!

[shoenice22]

@Caerith25 AWESOME..MY REAL LIFE STORY IS COMING SOON

[crazyskateboardguy1]

AWSOME

[Tomlikesturtles]

Next challenge: a phone book ;] haha great video.

[shoenice22]

@Tomlikesturtles I ATE THE SMITHS OUT OF A PHONEBOOK

[Charlesdance]

Shoenice! You should take your show live as a live event, you have great potential. You could go on tour!

[shoenice22]

@Charlesdance SOON

[darkgear6]

cool story bro

[shoenice22]

@darkgear6 THANKS

[jiyanwr]

DAMN NICE STORY BRO. AND NICE EATING MAN. BRAHHH

[shoenice22]

@jiyanwr THANKS

[hattalah]

better than porn, thank you shoenice!

[shoenice22]

@hattalah LMAO..YUR WELCOME

[Acehalo2]

This is probably the best romance story I've ever heard, bar none. You should become an author, Shoenice!

[shoenice22]

@Acehalo2 THAANNK YOOUU

[goetzi1000]

EAT THE CLIMATE WARMING

[shoenice22]

@goetzi1000 NO.I HATE THE COLD..LOL

[MusicWazza]

Im a big fan, but please stop uploading random videos..

[emxte]

@MusicWazza This isn't random at all.

[shoenice22]

@emxte EXACTLY..GO BACK TO RAYWILLIAMJOHNSON MUSICWAZZA

[shoenice22]

@MusicWazza BLOW ME ASSFACE

[OfficialVaxios]

sandpaper? oh and shoe, try swallowing a big gold fish

[shoenice22]

@OfficialVaxios YES..SANDPAPER ON THE SCHEDULE

[RIIIIIIITAA]

6th ? :P

[shoenice22]

@RIIIIIIITAA GOOD JOB RITA

[Fennias]

a very unconventional way to make paper mache'

[shoenice22]

@Fennias HAHAHAHAH

[FlareIsFtw]

where can i buy that book at?!

[shoenice22]

@FlareIsFtw BARNES AND NOBLE

[vasyuey]

4th:D

[FlareIsFtw]

3rd!

[boosh2011]

YOU SURE LIKE LOVE :)

[shoenice22]

2ND

[TheTrubadour44]

First View Bitchezzzz THANNK YOUUU!!!

[shoenice22]

@TheTrubadour44 GOOD JLOB