An Engineering Mind: What is CERN in 2 minutes

[processassociates]

hey ho

[DonQuichotteLiberia]

that grin when you're saying "cancer" is just awesome :-D

[george7981]

You should jump off a bridge, and think about the possibilities On the way down LOL. God will only let science go to far. Tower of Babel is a perfect example.

[roqsanda]

I forgot about the DIGITAL = TESLA, as well~

[roqsanda]

CERN is TESLA, part of the 36 crates confiscated from TESLA's apt. upon his death in 1943. PLASMA, Super Conductors, Wireless, cell phones, Loptops, Solar, Lasers, NANO,endless... including "Hubble" 20th anniversary, is Pure TESLA.

SO don't Worry WE KNOW WHAT's cooking ...

[SouthernersSax]

Robert Johnson seems to be a recurring theme in your videos.

"But nah, I ain't bitter!" -- Scary Dave "thechurchofdave"

[bigdrumboy7]

who says engineers cant have a personality!

[CaraSophia]

ahahah so funny...

[Javi4UTSA]

I should be studying for my engineering analysis DE test but instead i watched your video's.. haha, fairly good way to procrastinate :)

[vkyle52]

Is the collider thingy over yet...?

[digitalashlee22]

omg u have a bunch of haters commenting this video...dont worry you ARE witty and funny and they probaly just dont get anything ur joking about its pretty esoteric..:P

[digitalashlee22]

I <3 you.

[1986kip]

You're great! :)

[shaffePI]

Haha. I've been watching your videos all day and got addicted. I interviewed for ELP the other day so I've been youtubing NI videos like whoa ever since.

I think it's hilarious that most people who commented before didn't see this one as straight satire. They probably weren't engineers.

Another great vid. Well done, sir. Keep them coming.

[testingfreak]

if blackhole can suck everything in, why is the universe still there? :O :S

[SouthernersSax]

Their influence is powerful, but limited to a relatively small proximity.

[NothingIsCorrect]

id put this guy in the black hole if he wants to die so bad sad cunt

[twstdspirit]

this guy is a TIT...!!

[sugarraygras]

interesting topic yet, a very irksome presentation.

[1peoplesun]

this is for war

[5thmarshall123]

if we were gonna de we would have some signs ok so no1 be afraid and if im wrong then dnt blame me im only 12

[blyndreaper]

i am alive :]

[blyndreaper]

ITS ON

[damarez]

idiot

[Megamason]

your fucking retarded

[mildpace]

my fear is that scientists who is conducting that experiment might be crazy as you are.

[Inaccount]

lol lol lol !!!!!!

[tylerj556]

fuckin fag

[darkdestroyer32]

a black hole would not be sweet. it would kill us all. if at all a black hole is created guessing but earth would crumble like a cookie so fast we would be dead instantaneously. frankly i am a little worried. this guy thinks it would be sweet. "get rid of waste":) <dumb shit. and half/whole earth with it.

[Apocryphite]

I found it funny, but other people got kind of freaked out over it :S

[DROPDEADRachaellll]

Your well trying to be funny, and its just not happening cause your a crap actor

sorry, im being honest, seen as it is my last day alive

LMAOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

:)

xoxox

[ugetwhatchaget]

its not nice to fool with mother nature

[blyndreaper]

We are all gona die tommorow.. I am gona tell you the best way to die , When you see that mother fucker black hole coming , get your iPod out , put Scorpions - Rock you like a hurrican max sound and then rush the fucking hole since ur gona die anyway, die with style :]. Keep this in mind... As long as you die with style.. You'll die as an hero ^_^. Dam i am excited from tommorow! BRING DA HOLES :D

[spirsim84]

you are damn right man!

i'll put tool if you don't mind...and even if you do mind i dont give a shit as we all are going to die tommorow...mouahahahaha

to any of you cristian faggots that worry too much for this experiment: get ready cause finally the day of your Lord is coming! say your last prayers before it's too late...

[Sergio022s]

unfortunately people who like using the word "stupid" or to talk about possessing intelligence by implying that other people do not are usually very predictable: those are the people who were always bad in maths, those are the ones who change directions and disciplines and professions every week and those are the ones who talk a lot and do nothing. have a forgot to say there are usually the most dangerous stupid people?

[jameskuk]

They probably have better grammer than you.

[Sergio022s]

lol if that...

[ashzzzz]

Your A Fucking Loony

[therealspamup]

Omg your a tard, whoever the guy talking is...

If a black hole is created, EVERYTHING is sucked in, not just the things next to it. Also, your jokes are not funny at all. A 5 year old could do better.

[hatbootfish]

u are the biggist fucking cock I have ever met. how could you make one of your stupid I whent to university and studied this and that, im smarter then you jokes to something like this

[valentino667]

we should put you in the fucking black hole head first

[meankid95]

just leave the world alone!!!!

[Jak3Addict]

this is so dumb.

[mechaike]

You sound like a dude from the disney channel, god, cut to another angle, make a lame ass joke, cut to another angle, say something savvy, man, so freaking cliche, everybody in the youtube is doing that shit. Sick of it.

[heavymetal999]

this is a load of bullshit if ya ask me

[RageicaNiels]

when does it turn on? isn´t it 09:00 Am? (gmt+2)

[SeanpaulSmillie]

I am so exited about this!!

[KALfilms]

oh my god, READ PEOPLE, particles move close to the speed of light ALL THE TIME. It happens everywhere all the time. Educated ones, not in youtube will are! ;) yes i used yoda language nerds

[TheUploader1]

well everybody,IF this happens then cya all in heaven :D

[Ancient0511]

they turn it on, on the 10th, however there not gonna collide it then, there gna collide them on the 21st october

[xxxxGeorgiahxxxx]

IM SCARED :o

[0ne1Part]

Well even if it comes to an end I know I'll be with God =D

God Bless!!!

[TheUploader1]

amen!cya in heaven!

[RageicaNiels]

well the title is wrong if you are from USA.

and the title is correct if you are not from USA.

so it depends on where you are from.

[cwhitton13]

i hink i need to rape somone before i die.

[ervinthorpe]

LOL! Don't pick ME!

[cheryltaylorx]

i dont wanty die, its my first day at work tomorrow lmao. & its my sisters birthday! im scared.

[blyndreaper]

I agree with him.. we shoulda be excited of dieng geting sucked by a black hole.. NO SCHOOL NEXT WEEK! haha XD

[Mickiiluvspanic]

its like they r experimenting on us

im not a bloody LAB RAT!

[FlannelsAndSponges]

ohhh shut the fuc upp!

i dont wana fuking die

just because of a stupid ''experiment''

[Speede17]

This experiment will bring the science a step further to the absolute truth about everything. It's needed. And the chance for this to become a black hole is quite small, as our sun, which is much larger than our earth, won't become a black hole, but a red giant. This project is about making particles crash. There won't be a black hole. There won't be a doom tomorrow.

[AyuKuBoAFan]

Well Um. I dont want to die when Im in college and havent lived my life. So.

[10thseptember2008]

Please vist this channel and leave your opinion on this matter and subscribe.

Doomsday 10th september 2008.

[foodawg32123]

CERN CAN SUCK MY BALLS

[Mucifiktor]

Dude, you've got the wrong date in the video title :P. It's 08.

[RageicaNiels]

nope YOU got the wrong date... its the 10. they are going to turn it on..

[MercFriendlyChat]

idiot, the silly americans put the month first then the day number. the title date on this video is correct if you are a yank.

[RageicaNiels]

dude take it easy!... im sorry i did a mistake but i see that you still got my point..

[Mucifiktor]

I meant the year. It had been written 09 before you read it.

[ervinthorpe]

In america day/month are swaped around. So it's month/day/year

[StephyThePrincess]

You are a total TWAT!!!!!!!!!!

[blackberryjuice1]

Idiot. The black hole would be pulled towards the center of Earth's gravity and wouldn't remain stationary at LHC. Shows how smart you are. At any rate, we won't really know if it creates black holes because they'd fly away, either towards Earth or away from Earth before we could detect them... This experiment *is* too dangerous to do right now.

[RebaAnime]

We don't want to die...We don't want the earth sucking in to the black hole. We want to be alive when the earth still there is nothing happen and I want people chance to be happy and helping the world is a good thing.

I beg you all of you please don't die and scientests, please the turn off the machine, give them a chance. : ( T.T

[blyndreaper]

Dont worry.. It could be worst... :) If we die we can party all time in hell :D

[jadeybaby380]

You are right,good comment

[blyndreaper]

HAHAH!!! DUDE! if we die i hope ill be in hell with this guy! XD

[oneamongvampires]

I doubt we'll die. XD

[anengineeringmind]

Hey everyone, CERN turns on on Wednesday. If it creates a black hole (which it won't)...you heard my optimism here first...watch out Olympic Judges!

[tazerfire]

were not gunna die... its not that much energy

[paddy6966]

i wouldnt wanna die by myself but if everyone else dies it woudlnt make a difference lol

[bigboyjack0]

meh.... we wont die

[Billmeister2K8]

im not bothered either way, dieing would answer a lot of things but id like to live the rest of my life so not really bothered...

[loreniuska]

Hilarious. Love it.

[s2crumpets]

so your telling meh theres not an end on wednesday ? :)

[snipers2theEND]

no more maths woooooo

[thekeymaker182]

I jus think ur all talkin shit to be honest...whts possiblities in any of this happening like 9999999999999999.99999999999.9­9999999 million to like 999999999999999.99999999999999­.9.9.9.9.9999.9.99999.9.9.9999­999.9.9999999999 million?? exactly

[ledgeucator]

um its true lol

[tictactoe79]

You are stupid if you are concerned about a black hole. Good stuff engineering mind guy.

[sk88greendaysk88]

i think ure a fukin ideot it would not be cool if we all died you dumb shit!!!

[miked261]

you spell "ideot" - "i-d-i-o-t"

[miked261]

you spell "ideot" - "i-d-i-o-t"

[Mjb870225]

you spell idiot "I-d-eeeeeeeee-ooooooooooooape­nny!-t"

[guitarjacklespaul]

Thankyou. Why does everyone think there so cool! I do wanna Die Obviously others think lifes not worth living.

[harper2k7]

i dont understand all that machine will prove is nothing because you cant prove the big bang its just a machine firing two particles together that might not be how the big bang happened its what the scientists recon happend proving the B>B is imposible

we will never know how earth started through a machine only something that has been around longer than earth its self could know that like aliens and you cant say they dont exist cause youl never know in an infinint universe of endlessness

[anengineeringmind]

Uh... please tell me you're not serious.

A. Aliens are real (personal experience...yeah)

B. If anyone is going to figure out how the universe started, it's going to be engineers making big-A machines and blowing stuff up on a sub-atomic level.

C. Of course, you can't refute the ability to gain knowledge simply on the basis of "you had to be there first." Just ask Schrödinger's cat. You're talking about some ontological framework where you can only know truth analytically. Jeez.

[harper2k7]

lol

[miked261]

Seriously dude, were you drunk, or were you high, when you wrote that?

[harper2k7]

neither am just a realy big thinker i wont believe that machine with what ever it comes up with i would have to see some real evidence to believe not some man made chunk of metal

[clarionxxx]

engineering mind + clown

[miked261]

LMAO!!!

This is probably my favorite video so far.  When the world gives you lemons, you make lemonade...but in this case, we might not even get lemons... :)