Lawn Noam Chomsky Butt Lazer Advert

[usausaarmy]

lmfao

[Svankmajer]

Didn't find it funny. No offense. Perhaps I didn't get it.

[bubonicnate]

As I stated before sir, for the low price of 123^e Z-payments of $10, you most certainly will get it!

[Elaina43]

Nooooo!

But what a deal.

[bubonicnate]

Yes it is a bargain ma'am! BTW are you gunna come to my party? :p

[Elaina43]

party? what party? When?!!!

[bubonicnate]

oh noes! This Saturday night! We made a video here: watch?v=u8k6zQNECEw

[mario64bits]

Can I have only the free necklace?

[bubonicnate]

You can most certainly dispose of the Lawn Noam Chomsky upon delivery and only retain the free necklace sir!

[madeye0]

I don't get it

[bubonicnate]

For only 123^e Z-payments of $10, you most certainly will get it!

[crazycat1984]

This possibly the best reply to a comment I have ever seen LMAO! This video is also hilarious!

Awesome !

[marialiveshere]

shoot, I thought I was the only one with a lazer butt. how disappointing. seriously. i'm weeping here.

except my lazer it more purple, with tiny sprinkles or yellow.

I'm just go an cry more in the bathroom and let everyone think I'm just hand washing my lazered underwear.

[bubonicnate]

We are always looking for new models for future toys. Please send us an application with a resume and your expected butt lazer model salary!

[Boucrate]

I'm not sure about the paiments??..Am I really getting a deal??.. And will I cut myself with the free gift?? So many question for a lazer farting well educated Gnome lol! Pretty crazy!!

[bubonicnate]

lolI assure you sir, you will be getting the deal of a century! Do not run while wearing the razor blade necklace, it could prove fatal.

[itsbizbuz]

Damn it's hilarious !

[bubonicnate]

Entertaining and useful!

[samuelmichaud]

sweet! no one would ever expect a lazer. Genius idea!

[bubonicnate]

exactly!

[StevenErnest]

This Gnome looks nothing like the redoubtable linguist and gadfly. Perhaps his buttocks are more accurate?

But I fear the butt laser may be hazardous to children and small animals.

[bubonicnate]

I assure you the buttocks on these models are indistinguishable from the real pair!

The lazer is hazardous to all humanity and wildlife sir (use with caution), that partly why they cost what they do (and because I want to be rich)!

[bickleschmickle]

it's got noam chomsky so you know it's good

[bubonicnate]

woot!

[bubonicnate]

the applications are as endless as things that don't end sir!

[BrianJunglist]

well i ordered 15 of them and plan on taking over a small town, i hope i get that necklace!

[bubonicnate]

certainly sir, please allow e^123 days for delivery!

[StevenErnest]

Buy a hundred, and you can build your own DeathStar!

[bubonicnate]

haha change this pew-pew lazer to a boom-boom lazer!

[musicisthegateway]

This ad is a rip off. I ordered one last month and they still haven't sent it. Don't order from these guys.. they steal monies

[bubonicnate]

you will be silenced!

[musicisthegateway]

What a muted comment.

[StevenErnest]

Thanks for the warning, I thought they sounded rather shady.

[bubonicnate]

gentlemen, I assure you there is nothing shady in this commercial other than the blatant use of Noam Chomsky's image for profit!

[StevenErnest]

And depending where one's garden is, vis a vis the Sun, Gnome Chomsky may sit in the shade, hence a shady character.

[bubonicnate]

lolz shady character

[marialiveshere]

why waste you money on this one. there's a chinese copy coming out made by cubonicnate. no one will ever know the difference , and it saves you at least 30 cents.

[bubonicnate]

I have deleted this comment due to breach of contract.

[azrienoch]

hehehehehehe

Oh, Nate. You tickle me.

[bubonicnate]

hehehe

I think maybe if this guy with the Ali G Noam Chomsky interview doesn't accept this as a response video soon I should post this as a response to TJ's vid talking about the tea time episode.

[azrienoch]

Go for it. Although I doubt he'd care much. Either it was an act or his sense of humor is retarded. In the literal sense, not the pejorative sense. Well, I suppose the pejorative sense too. It's like he's stuck at that awkward stage where he's too old for Three Stooges, and too young for Monty Python, so nothing is funny except car crashes.

[bubonicnate]

razor blades made to be worn close to your jugular are way more funny than car crashes - sheesh

[mahyarmohaghegh]

lmfao

[aresvalles]

I think I deserve some credit on this.

[bubonicnate]

oh yeah! I'll put your channel up on the vid info too!

[aresvalles]

Sweet, nothing like 'unprompted' credit where credit is due. DANG! See you this weekend. Good work man.

[CousinoMacul]

At least it's not e^123 payments. ;-)

[bubonicnate]

That's how much money we are going to MAKE selling these!

[sashaville]

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p.s can you send one my little niece, thaaanks

[bubonicnate]

I meant how many COOKIES we are going to make while we sell these things!

[RowanFortuneWood]

Hilarious, 5*

[bubonicnate]

ty sir!

[Father0Blivion]

Would have been better if you spelled it Gnome Chomsky instead, but I admit I'd love to have one of these, lmao.

[bubonicnate]

haha yeah the spelling was something I flip flopped back and forth on