Stefano Bellavia - The Nuneaton Song

[Jamdaman]

I live in nuneaton, and the grammar of some of you is probably the reason we look like a bunch of inbred twats.

Son I am disappoint.

[blahblahblah3458]

tbh if you dont live in nuneaton u carnt really judge........ yeah it may not be the best place to live but that doesnt mean the people that live there are skum and and homewreckers so STFU and stop being so negative about THE TOWN AND THE PEOPLE THAT LIVE THERE

manyyythanksssss :)xx

[EyesWideOpenCHARLY]

OMFG if ya dnt live in nuneaton whats the point of takin the mick out of this song cuz reallly ya dnt no wot it is like and beworth is the scumminest place so dnt chat bubbles

[swizerland100]

italian prick bellavia,nuneaton does'nt need scum like u.

[nathanpotter21]

nuneatons as shit as everywhere else, part from bedduff, thats in an entire other league of shitness

[moodybitch100]

well nuneaton to me is full of skitrats that steal womens husbands aimed at 25 and under...sorry to the nice people but homewreakers....live in nuneaton

[trudy017]

a funny song, even though i am of gypsy stock. nuneaton is a shit place though. its the pits of the midlands.

[rayvr]

i left nuneaton too, i now reside in thailand, 8000 miles is as far away as i can get from nuneaton and its worth it trust me

[WideAwakeAsleep]

I left Nuneaton to go and live in Dorset. 134 miles away as it was so horrible. I recommend people never go there. I actually have a future now because I was sent to a proper school and got to a great university. There's little hope for treacle town now, they ought to bull doze it all down, relocate the town and restore the period features to their former glory.

[robertred48]

SHIT HOLE

[jeffreykins]

I left Nuneaton to go uni in Bradford 100 miles away. I miss you Nuneaton!!!!!!!!!!

[xxneeseyx]

LOLZ. iliveshere.

[cloudbuster66]

bulkington is the true gypsy place,

[zoeeeXxXX]

nunnyyyy FOR LIFE BABEYY :D

[mcbob2k8]

yep sums up nuneaton

[DrunkDan]

I believe it sums up Nuneaton.

[maiden666x]

this somes up nuneaton

[reachforthelasers]

This song is very silly.

[amzdagz]

hows about a song 4 leicester ?

[ammo377]

this is my mate Stefano.. he used be a shy chap.. lol!!!!

[bustacapinzezmum]

robot im from nuneaton yr right there all skets lmao my birds from nother city ftw

[aaronmatharu123]

omg he used to be my next door neighboor :O

[hillcrestuk]

Nothing changes I see, people still can't speak(or in this case attempt to sing)English correctly.

[DaniielleC15]

ow is it full ov fuked up lookin ppl? :S

[robt2k8]

nuneaton is a shitttt holee full ov fuked up lookin ppl ! nt even 1 fit gal (N)

[DaniielleC15]

i know him, he plays in a band wiv my bruva (:

[webbhead92]

Cant wait for the Bedworth song.

[Fuzzboy7]

Ha ha Nuneaton inspired somebody! Even if it was to write a tune about how shitty it is.

Oh yeah, tune was gash btw.

[jeffreykins]

love it =). long live sunny nunny

[alannah21]

loads of people have this on there fone's now, lol. Ur famous! I dont live there but went to school there, i know Johnathan Beddows, he aint that bad! lmao. Song suits the place anyways.

[alannah21]

no i meant he WASNT that bad, lol. knew him a few years ago! dunno wot he is like now!

[Maree1604]

He met a girl on the internet and now lives with her in America.

[alannah21]

wow didnt know that!! good on him. I went out with him for a little bit back in the day. he was a nice lad. still see his bro around town when i go over sometimes. well alright for some aint it!!

[Maree1604]

Yeah i only know because my friend Laura knows him. Do you know her? Her surname is Garner. I think she has him as a friend on her MySpace.

[alannah21]

i just found him this mornin on myspace and sent him a message! Dunno bout laura, went out wit him when i was about 15 so we are talkin, 6 years ago now.a long time an im very forgetful! his new missis is absolutly stunnin, i think he must have bribbed her to get s stunna like that! lmao

[alannah21]

infact i jsut checked myspace if its laura thats on there yeah i remember her. she was mates wit my mate ruth aswell.

[Maree1604]

What is Ruths surname? I know a Ruth Ensor.

[imogen1604]

The story about Dizzie Lizzie is that she used to be a normal lady with very little self confidence, then her husband left her for another woman. She had a nervous breakdown and that why she is the way she is today. All thanks to her cheating husband.

[kqwick]

nuneaton is the best... Yeh right its the worst place i have been 2. ders a person who thinks hes the boss ders only 1 boss and thats me.

[jimbobvaughan]

dizzie lizzie!! ledgend!! she changes her things round?! i didnt no she had a home? bless her, she used to go swimin at old pingels in the dolphin pool, but always ended up swimmin across instead of straight. i think she shud b in the world book of records. and for radio joe, the drunken tramp who was rli nice, i dno if he had mates but nice chap, always new the weather! x

[carlabanana]

i love it wen she has signs round her neck sayin things like 'pegs', v random

[imogen1604]

Lol i have never noticed that!

[yeti45060]

also known as mad sue and roadrunner

[Maree1604]

dizzie lizzie lives by the lamb and flag. Cross street maybe. my mother in law knows her!!

[Revolver16]

yer, she lives lust around the corner from me on haunchwood rd. notice how whenever you see her she has sainsburys bags, but one of mates works in there and says she never goes in there. one of my other mates works in linkup, he went to radio joe's funeral

[imogen1604]

Lol she must just go in Sainsburys for the bags.

[teradactus]

one thing for sure is, if stefano comes out wiv more classics like this, one day he will be on a par wiv the ppl he sings about

[blondie350]

Did n.e 1 actuali go 2 radio joes funeral? i mean evry1 jus fort it was a rumour, did he av n.e m8s?

[DrunkDan]

I'm sorry but I don't understand you?

[teradactus]

i heard hundreds went to his funeral. i didnt go tho. alot of ppl didnt like him. i think he was a nuneaton legend tho.

[jimbobvaughan]

i liv in nuneaton. by the way radio joe died rumor has it. what about dizzee lizzy!? x

[teradactus]

radio joe is dead. as for dizzie lizzie, i saw her just the other day. she walks all day and nite. amazing stamina.

[jimbobvaughan]

i no! shes great isnt she?! does she have a home? coz she seems to have different things with her sometimes!

[teradactus]

not sure if she has a home. weird thing is, she is seen at various times of the day, suggestin she dont sleep. one of the few legends left in this town. i mite follow her one day.

[teradactus]

its actually one of the few songs you havnt ripped me off eh boog.

[teradactus]

like the song, not the guy. he is a chump

[imogen1604]

a chump?

[yeti45060]

this song is a riot

[imogen1604]

cos u wrote it hobo

[lauriix]

LOL I LAUGHED ALL THE WAY THRO THT LOL LEDGEND SONG i dont live there but my friend does but shes nottttt a freak or a gypsey

[hoboexile]

this is really a very very bad song, i dont know why people are liking it

[simmouk]

Does anyone have an mp3 of this? Seems to popular on ringtones on phones but how do they get it?

[thepearce]

Nuneaton. Famous for Tramps and freaks. Love it.

[johnmacca1968]

i had this song sent to me via bluetooth.love it

[midlands1980]

Spot on