Video Game Movie Quote of the Week

[142doddy]

I stole those glasses from a blind guy asshole

[Whistified]

Jonny Cage "Those were $500 sunglasses, asshole!"

MK Voice "TEST YOUR MIGHT!"

Goro "AUUUHUUUOO!"

[bignukkaplaya]

YOUR SOUL IS MINNEEEE

[Onico5]

oMG HOW STUPID ARE U??????

[elrapido5150]

@Onico5

Stupid enough to not realize that those were 500 dollar sunglasses, asshole.

[8bitPikachu]

johnny cage wins

fawless victory!

[jopdap1]

0:45 now that has got to hurt

[PoLaRIV]

Mortal Kombat was such an epic movie.....terrible... but epic

[Randomeaninglessword]

Screw attack works with the Angry Video Game Nerd retard.

[bioshock116]

fuck if u pay that much for sunglasses why not pay more for like toleit paper or paper shit why not pay way more for water???

[99STROWNS77]

Those are $500 sunglasses asshole! LOL, I'm gonna watch that on the DVD right now!

[jopdap1]

now that has got to be the cheapist move done on a big guy

[greytale]

Cheap move,

Expensive glasses.

[MikkMakk88]

not to be rude but plastic surgery is for you , you really need to remove those chin balls

[dadman1988]

Hilarious!

[andrewtheone7]

i love that movie :)

[killzwitskillz]

dude this was a low budget film if they did it nowadays it would be better

[RedheadMetalC]

who cares? but was it too expensive to put some fake blood with it?

i would put fake blood in my own amateur movie for free!!

only problem was in movie: WHERE IS BLOOD GORE?

[killzwitskillz]

ok but who would watch this? kids would because they played the game...so they tuned it down a bit if this was made from the game creators side it would be a lot messier

[RedheadMetalC]

what ever, game wasnt made for children,

if a would be 7 year old hardgore kid i would

ecxpect some gore stuff, adults like everyone could think:"oh shitm they gona make mortal kombat movie, oh yeah must be bloody"

and when they see movie: "wait a minute, whats this? when kano rips heart from victim?".

it was bad choice to let Paul Anderson to make mortal kombat, only good movie that he made was Resident Evil 1, i dont want to see anymore those paul's mk films.

[GameDeath]

This made me wanna buy $500 sunglasses asshole. What cool brand offering at $500?

[ajaakola]

1994 rolex S286 model 2

[VioletSable]

wow... ahh... uh... no comment.

james rolfe is SO much better at this. not all gamers are nerds, tho... Word to Cybertoco, long live the real Nerd.

[rafanavega]

NOOO Tom! why did you leave screwattack...I love your vids :(

[Sterlng]

Those were 500 dollar sunglasses, asshole!

[rafanavega]

no, 16752625632456521654 thumb's ups for him, you mean :D

[Sterlng]

Thank you, you guys are very funny.

and they still are 500 dollar sunglasses, asshole! Hahahahaha

[lunar52]

This guy just says the quote and gets +19 well now you have +20 xD! I mist Tom why did he leave........Oh welll.

[starbuckscowgut17]

metroid, not f-zero, im not a nerd

[Cybertoco]

F-Zero Victory Song at the background in the beggining.

BTW, The Nerd's ones are better.

[skraddypoo]

When playing MKII, I would always attempt to just continuously do that punch. Over and over and over again. Obviously, much more satisfying when doing it to a human opponent. And then they stop playing and leave because you're being a prick. Ah, memories.

[Nix91]

LOL! PWNAGE!!!

[japanUKhero]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[mgstreetfighter]

LOLOLOLOLOL

[MKwarrior666]

MK rules dude, to bad the Nut Puncher doesn't work on Goro in the games :(

[PerceptorDakari]

Your a funny kid lol

[narutofan91919]

that was only 69 seconds, idiot.

[mattysen]

leve him alon hes porbly only 8

[ChristoffPissedoff]

The quote i like better is "alright, lets dance"

[ChrisUltima]

...And these were my favoirite 99 seconds, ***hole! ÒwÓ

[ChrisUltima]

Sorry, 69 sec. My bad.

[pink1973floyd]

500$ for glasses make sense, 500$ for sunglasses don't! The sunglasses most be calvin klein or giorgi armani or something...

[KuroKiba]

Hahaha! When he said Mortal Kombat, I KNEW it was going to be Johnny's sunglasses XDDD Nice.

[Ninjistic]

AVGN didn´t originally make these, it was the other guys at Screwattack.

[microspect]

wtf happend to the nintendo nerd doing these videos??

[soldierFU]

its metroid music

[Pereira360]

1 of the best movies ever

[snizshizzle]

No its not. Its F-zero music!!!!!! Come on!!!!

[Fireescapeman]

Lol, F-Zero music in the background rocks

[DeSTRoYeR992]

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US

[mcatx]

yea that was awsome

[raduz123]

MK1 was way way way better than the stupid shocking second one! i got a sweet qoute.

"KING KONG AINT GOT SHIT ON ME" denzel washington training day.

also the best qoute ever is the ezkiel 25:17 speech by samual l jackson!!

[roobeer01]

Got a better one:

"I'm in a hostile environment. I'm totally unprepared. And I'm surrounded by a bunch of guys who probably want to kick my ass... it's like being back in high school."

[stronzy3]

i remember that right before liu kicked the shit outta reptile it was funny but i like the sunglasses better

[Panpizza15]

who spends 500 bucks on sunglasses?

[Nymphonomicon]

Personally I find the idea of a falling movie star spending $500 on sunglasses a little unbelievable. So-called "normal" people fork over in the area of $300 on fancy shades, so why wouldn't an actor pay at least $1,000?

[ensignuraki]

Johnny Cage is a movie star, so it would make sense that he could actually afford $500 specs.

[malc1976]

i liked mk the 2nd was total shit

[Valestis]

I take my words back, 2nd movie is awesome too >:)

[Valestis]

2nd movie sucked >_>

[sonicsuks]

I liked the 2nd movie better

[powwow23]

mk was a good movie and all of these movie came out in the 90's so yeah there going to be lame.

[goukidraven]

MK 1 was pretty good compared to the 2nd...which never came out.

[xthag0ld3nchyldx]

that was my favorite quote from that terrible movie

[HerrFrog]

All right then, Let's dance!

[Spike1885]

heh, i remember saying that alot, even though mine were never worth that. lol.thanks!