Portal Speedrun 15:38 1/2

[ahron123456]

05:58

GLaDOS:This next test is impossibl...

GLaDOS:*pokerface*

[95Navigator]

5:55 Something happened there. We shall not name it.

[najsbajsmedmajs]

after 9:00 i was like... :O

[nomac24]

O_o'

[SpyMaster356]

Now this is how to annoy GLaDOS

[zipzapzupify]

from 7:50 - 9:44 was freaky.

[ShadowLink85]

dont get it... what u do at 3:13 ?!?! o.O

but great run!

[Ekelbatzen]

@ShadowLink85 GLaDOS automatically creates the orange portal on the end of the hallway, through which I come through after I created the blue portal, and thanks^^

[sammelief1]

cool du bist deutsch, ich bin ein holländer

[Ekelbatzen]

@sammelief1 cool^^

[0987654a5]

Pro.

[CataclysmDudes]

Omg.

[AskTheZebra]

Did you write down what you needed to do each time or did you memorise it?

[Slothfire]

Winners dont do drugs. Apart from loads of speed in this case!!

[BIGLEWI22]

holy fuck!

[InfernalGaming]

7:35 I was shocked watching that.

[Autobot71Ironhide]

4:21 why did you dick around with the camera?

[Ekelbatzen]

@Autobot71Ironhide The elevator would not go down unless GLaDOS is done speaking, so I dunno^^

[SpyMaster356]

@Ekelbatzen The strange thing is that the elevators go up not down. 

[moviemanstan]

i sneezed and missed 4 levels.... lol

[Buste123]

Turret: Are you still th... nevermind *Sleep mode*

[henkekk]

6:55 that level took me like 10.15 min :P he did in in about 6 seconds

[3N44]

Ey alter... Komm mal klar cO :O

[petarbg123]

lol nice bhops

[darkwatch127]

just so you know. it has been recently announced that if you buy the ps3 version. you will get the pc version for free!. go to gamespot(.)com and you will see at the top right corner of portal 2.

[MrXylonix]

07:58 "this test could take a very very long time" XD about 10 sec

[paulr00]

...well that was amazing.

[Blacckkfire]

I JUST noticed that the song from the radio in the very beginning, is the same ad the end credits song, only a different version of it

[sonic16913]

lol, that first minute of the game must have been excruciatingly tedious! XP

[ethoxyethaan]

8:40 9:15 9:20 very "legit" i see.

[Ekelbatzen]

@ethoxyethaan Its a bug in the game to place a portal at the side of the first portal, even if it goes through a wall then, and at 8:40 the window even just has a gap to fire through, its not like going out of bounds or real cheating...^^

[james12436]

@Ekelbatzen its called a portal bop or sumtin

[Jorrrful]

@ethoxyethaan The use of glitches in speedruns are allowed.

[Boysiege]

spricht die auch in der deutschen version englisch oda so check das jetzt net ^^ xD

[Ekelbatzen]

@Boysiege Ne, ich hab die Sprache nur auf Englisch gestellt, gefällt mir besser so^^

[zerotankor]

lmfao 8:33 to 8:59 Did I just have a fucking seizure? :|

[Ekelbatzen]

@zerotankor Sometimes my hands are a bit shaky when I try the level like the 50th time and finally manage to make it further, but it worked out quite well :D

[gladiator60]

nice how long did u practice for?

[Ekelbatzen]

@gladiator60 I had  like 5-70 tries per map until it got like this.

[Celrador]

OMFG GODLIKE!!!!1



[ShmigyProductions]

Can't wait for the rest of the Portal speedrun.

GLaDOS: You euthanized your faithful weighted companion cube faster than any test subject on record. Congratulations.

[FlumpiDumpiDu]

schon schnell ^^ aber ich glaube du hast dich icht angestrent trozdem hammer ^^

[marshel87]

what the hell did you do at 8:40 woa :D

[Audiocrazed]

this test could take a very, VERY long time.

*finishes before sentence is over*

[Zalwio]

This isn't an offensive remark, I thought the video was quite cool, but seriously dude... You need a life.

[MustardProductions]

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­E

[Armageddon666able]

jo moin, wie oft spielst du das ?? heftig sau gut

[Ekelbatzen]

@Armageddon666able Hab das glaub ich innerhalb von 2 Monaten gemacht, wenn man die Level 20-100 mal wiederholt, bis es endlich gut genug für einen ist sieht das halt relativ gut aus.^^ Am Stück würde ich das bestimmt nicht mehr so gut schaffen^^

[Fogthecatman]

nice run but has alot of noob routes

[FreakUfuk]

wow wo liegt denn der weltrekord?

[Ekelbatzen]

@FreakUfuk Noch bei 13:06, demnächst bei <10 Minuten.^^

[autryj00]

You got through chamber 16 before the first door even opened. O_O

[Kleineman15]

Lol you did practice allot! Well you should have :) This is tooo fast :p

[Strothy2]

This Video has the W T F effekt to me, well done dude :)

[sonic14000]

why does a button have such a loooooong name?

[MegaEliteMan]

Now you're thinking with portals 

[Turtles9788]

You are a experienced player.

[gring022gw]

6:47 how the fuck you shoot a portal through the glass?!?

[Ekelbatzen]

@gring022gw Hmm at 6:47 there is no glass, I shoot the portal beside the door.

On other scenes I can shoot a portle in a slight angle to the other portal and it gets created on the other side of walls, I dont know if you meant that instead

[MrGoodcap]

@gring022gw The glass is a lie at 6:47

[CarbonFiberSpoon]

now in control of 2 portals, this next test could take a very ,very long *DONE*

You should be the beta tester for portal 3 lol

[rad4Ri]

07:50 lol!

"now that u r in control of both portals this next test could take very very long" *finished* "time"

[phishwithextracheese]

Now that your in control of both portals this next test may take a very, very long-Oh, your done."

[Shp00N]

fuck

[pocketsx2]

geez dude!

[wanyeelee28]

you spend more time in the lifts than in the test chambers, lol. and i blink i have to rewatch the chamber again

[DarkMew1337]

Von wo hast du die Vollversion??

[Ekelbatzen]

@DarkMew1337 Kann man sich auf der Fraps Homepage kaufen

[DarkMew1337]

@Ekelbatzen @Ekelbatzen o.O Will ich aber ned

[DarkMew1337]

Wie hast du das aufgenommen? Fraps?

[Ekelbatzen]

@DarkMew1337 Genau^^

[ramyunboi2]

"Now that you are in control of both portals, this test can take a very, VERY" -finishes level-

[Meo2288]

Omfg! xD

[adrenelize]

This is totally awesome. Great speedrun

[The28thplatypus]

Whoah...

[DerBabaj]

man u are a psycho :D:D

[MinDzish]

good job !

[urobot]

you know its a good speed run when glados is talking about one chamber when your already on the next

[Slaterking2010]

Took more time being in the lift.

[renChu95strike]

Wtf? Diese schnelle zurück laufen springen wie geht das?:D

[Ekelbatzen]

@renChu95strike Dabei ducken und extrem oft die Springen-Taste drücken, am besten ans Mausrad binden^^

[Butt4cak3]

This test could take a very, very long time.

Beim zweiten very warst ja schon fast im Aufzug. Sau geil :D

[AndrewTR09]

wow!!! amazing but in the last level on this video you did somethng weird but thats ok you are really fas!!!

[Manullu]

Maschine, so kann doch kein Mensch spielen.

[hbkNIKhbk]

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!1^^^^^^^ :D

[dEEfucked]

wow, du hast es drauf =)

ich werd demnächst mit einem Let's Play beginnen, und klar, ich werde ganz sicher länger brauchen :D beim 1. mal durchzocken habe ich 4 stunden gebraucht^^

[Weedwombat]

xDDD scheiße, wie geil! Vor allem 8:50 . ich dachte mir nur noch: WTF?!

[RobGrix]

7:52

GLaDOS : Now that you have acquired two portals, this test may take very, VERY long time *Already finished*

[mountaindewguy12]

oh yeah, guys this isn't cheating cheating is spawning cubes with cheat codes and spawning energy balls, i cheat, this guys just a genus.

[mountaindewguy12]

DAM, when i saw the title i was like no fucking way can anyone do this, but i was wrong.

[mountaindewguy12]

insane work man, you are a true professional gamer.

[TheOneAndOnlyZyluz]

At 8:30 onwards I was like...

Holy shit...

[knuckles1600]

das ist sooo krass alter

[Iluminathos95]

omg das schnell

[asburke95]

I love the music around 7:37. Great game.

[SVWillmer]

In Sgt Hartmans words.

HOLY DOG SHIT

[derkleineerik]

alllter du bist doch krank ^^

respect!

[Gabrielnfs]

wow... you're the best.

[GH3curtis]

nice gameplay dude

[Felixchilla]

kannst du vllt sagen,wo man das video zum aktuellen rekord finden kann?

(auch wenn das für dich vielleicht kontraproduktiv ist xD)

[Ekelbatzen]

@Felixchilla Ach was andere Runner kann man tollerieren^^ speeddemosarchive#com/Portal.h­tml

Für Youtube Videos such z.b. Transgenic86

[Felixchilla]

@Ekelbatzen

Joo,da hast au wiederrum recht^^

[Purek1993]

I never played this game but this vid is cool.

[Josh3200]

You're so Asian.

[Ekelbatzen]

@Josh3200 Nein bin ich nicht("No I'm not" in German)

[Josh3200]

@Ekelbatzen lol. oh, and I meant no disrespect from called you Asian. great speed run

[reameess]

Yeah asians are awesome!Look at Nigahiga!

[MyXoToD]

@Ekelbatzen Ein deutscher kann sowas? nice :D Habs mir heute mal gedownloadet... Ist ja zur Zeit kostenlos und habs in 3 stunden durchgehabt, habs vorher noch nic egespielt oder gesehen

[Nhoax]

for what did you need this camera at 4:16 ?

[Ekelbatzen]

@Nhoax Just playing, I had to wait for Glados to finish talking anyway.

[megamindstorm101]

this is my favorite game of all times. I played it over and over but the fastest is 1:08:57:03 is my fastest appx. about a minute less.

[poopsicle12321]

@Bonebreakerguy Totally agree man, totally agree.

[overdosered]

haha "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

[Imahdum666]

This game annoyed me with it's hardness but it's music and atmosphere make it a great game...

[beanodonnell]

and by hardness u mean u didnt like how easy it was

[Imahdum666]

Some puzzles just didn't open for me... And a small matter was that the testing rooms are a bit sealed...

[PhysgunMaster]

have you ever flushed the toilet?

[EliasSchark]

6:25 LOOOOLLLL

[ShallaMalla031]

You fucking rock!!!

[bonebreakerguy]

this game is, so.. trippy. lol

[SNO0PCOP]

but how can I record my own speed run

[Ekelbatzen]

@SNO0PCOP speedruns in general? Look at speeddemosarchive com, there is a big community where you can discuss shortcuts and see speedruns, then record the game you are playing with fraps while you are playing or record the game demos you made of a chamber and so on..

[SNO0PCOP]

nice speedrun men but how did you do the record and did you use the HLSP Bunnymod

[Ekelbatzen]

@SNO0PCOP Thanks, I binded +jump to the mousewheel, that did the BH trick. I recorded the run with fraps without demos.

[MoVySaN]

"Very very long time" and he did it in 5 or less seconds xDDDD

[Fisaren]

wow your friggin epic at this game!

[xkrn4lyfx]

8:34 - 8:59, FUCKING PRO

after watching it for like the third time is when i finally kinda understand what you're doing there. it took me a couple hours to get through the game, i did a lot of unnecessary walking apparently....

[stevenm5221]

7:30 was kill or fluck

[silverboi2006]

LOL 7:52 - 8:00

This next test can take a very, VERY, long time. (Already at end of test)

[silverboi2006]

My reaction to 99.9% of the content in this video: ????

[teddyispg]

er steht mehr im fahrstuhl, als wie er fürs level braucht :D

[milliondolarsfrree]

hey what program did u use to film the game ???

[Ekelbatzen]

fraps

[milliondolarsfrree]

ok thanks i have the fraps but only shoots 30 second film as I get more

[Ekelbatzen]

Try the full version of it.

[milliondolarsfrree]

ok can you put the link please

[Ekelbatzen]

Google fraps and buy it off the homepage

[milliondolarsfrree]

ok thanks guy

[pocketmilk]

Dam the old bugs

[AmericanDiplomat]

8:34-8:59 son of a bitch that was confusing

[bodra]

"this next test wll be very... very (already finished) long"

lol

[soeren123456]

Now youre thinking with portals XD

[Jasonbjamin]

This next test could take a very very long time.... DONE

[ose007]

WAT.

[CelGamer]

Nice bunny hopping. Script?

[Ekelbatzen]

jump on mousewheel

[ose007]

bhopping is fucking easy with a mousewheel, scripting is for losers.

[CelGamer]

And?

[ose007]

And.... you're gay ^_^ Well, you asked!

[CelGamer]

What a little weaboo faggot. Nice animu emotes. :3

[wertyuiowerty]

Chamber 13.. ( 7:49 - 7:58 ) Could take a very, VERY long time.. (GlaDos said that) xD he did it with 9 seconds :D

[skrippo10]

u could of done faster by jumping all the way even if its not straight as you move much faster

[drkdragon01]

dude I blinked and I missed a chamber O.o

[Batzenmeister]

Erstaunlicher Speedrun O.o

Echt geil gemacht.

Und vorallem dein Name gefällt mir ;D

[LinkSSBB0]

OMG I've lost my sense of Balance

[nochjemand]

Thats damn crazy how fast that is D:

did u slow down the game ? :P

[Ekelbatzen]

Nope, the recording is straight out of the game with fraps, I just cut off the loadings between the levels afterwards for the youtube video.

[martyrthatiskyle]

My fastest run is 32 minutes dead on, this is damn impressive.

[hypercow567]

The aperture science super colliding super button xD

[Grimmits]

this next test may take a very, VERY long time...oh...i see you have already made it to the chamber lock...

[UhustickPwnU]

Woah, never heard that before, the thingy can cause permanent disabilities such as vapourization!!! XD

[de4th112]

woah. echt nicht schlecht. respekt

[ishada27]

What the F*CK? Wow. good job on 14 and i think the one after that.

[TheProjektMayhem]

This makes normal people like me feel like idiots when we can't beat it. Gahhh. Amazing work though. Is this on xbox?

[Ekelbatzen]

No its on PC, and you can beat it if you go out of bounds or if you have more patience in repeating the levels than I had. ;D

[UhustickPwnU]

Yes, it is on PC, look at the Control Instructions that appear on the hid at the beginning, Forward- W Backwards- S etc...

[TheWhitewolf4life]

test chamber 16 is fake you didnt even shoot a red portal ... explain yourself -.-

[callmepwn]

Cool, You found a RED portal

[Ekelbatzen]

Aww these people who think I cheat all the time... ;D Through a bug you can shoot the other portal on the same wall/ceiling/floor as the first portal, but through another wall, which you can see well in chamber 16. With that bug I place a portal in the next room to skip doors etc.

[ra55er]

du hast zwei mal blaue portale gemacht und bist am ende rasugekommen wie das den?

8:44

[Ekelbatzen]

Das orangene mache ich durch einen Bug durch die Wand durch in den Gang nebenan.

[woutsie]

stfu nerd

[fulltimepqer]

myfriend beat it in 9:35 HES A GAME GOD (hes 10)

[woutsie]

nerd

[notm3h]

stfu oify nerde