Ray Amsley's Self Defense

[THEBOSSANDTHEMASTER]

0:08 The huge yokel with his freaking van : awesome ! I cannot stop laughing when I see that picture ! Thanks a lot Nathan.

[777Eidolon]

What the fuck

How do you do that thing with your leg?

[GeneralEisenhower]

song name ?!

[randomxxdinosaur]

HAHAHAHAHAH. I kind of really need this VHS, it'll help me a lot on life.

[parkermoes]

U GO BOOM!!!:)

[WhereFreaksGather]

Ray Amsley VS. Chuck Norris?

You decide.

[strawberrysunshine89]

@WhereFreaksGather Ray Amsley. Duh.

[12inchChegwin]

If Bruce Lee was still alive, Ray Amsley would woop his ass!

[dunnobutwayne]

0:16 weird shadow of the wooden leg on the wall :D

[toddymo]

Oh my gosh, my eyes have been opened! I thought I was a capable and talented martial artist and combat instructor, but one look at Ray Amsley's "Eat Lightning," and the error of my ways was revealed. Now I can truly "Crap Thunder" with the best of them. Thanks Ray Amsley!

Seriously...you are brilliant...

[TheHappyKamper]

Do you accept paypal?

[ryanfoss]

Hey, did you base this character off of Danny McBride?

[MshadowsenseoC]

Rule number one: I've got friends! Most important self defence tip ever!!! Thnx Ray for your teachings. the penis-inside-out-kick ones saved my life :)

[DerExekuteur]

you find it funny to have only one leg? or to be disabled? dummer trottel....

[Faka85]

SUSCRIBE PPL!!! RAY new channel~

youtube.com/watch?v=PrlHqsNdOr­8

[OneKidRebellion]

@Faka85 fake and gay... he would ssay about it on his channel, not a comment from someone else... so stupid.

[Faka85]

@OneKidRebellion guess u r 12

[WiggaTriggaTV]

Lmao no one else can kill you but graffiti artists and perverts. I promise.

[WiggaTriggaTV]

HOW did you bend your leg so far back??

[Gleryff]

Fantastic van that one

[reavessname]

watching some of your great stuff makes me wonder why you are not more famous! but trash like Justin Beiber is i know your not the same kind of entertainers, but just saying...

[hockeytofu101]

he's tougher than snake plissken

[JungleOasis]

It was funnier when I misheard him. Blinde people, dead people..

[cameleopard42]

Suppose that he's got a pointed stick?

[nathanjbarnatt]

@cameleopard42 use a banana

[iambearcat]

Nathan did you live in rhode Island? Because you mention Lincoln Mall here, and then in talking classics you mention Keith lives in Woonsocket.

[MrJonnnyKI]

YOUR AWS :D and so funny :D but how did you do that with you leg :O

[briggstar]

I'm fwom Worcester. I'll teach you to eat Cinnamon Rolls! I'll punch you in the face so hawd!

[BoiledEggFace]

I follow through!

[SofEath]

If you look at his shadow. There isn't his wooden leg shadow

[zerocell911]

...You're not very intelligent, are you? He's got his bent at the knee and tucked in his pants. And yes, there is a shadow.

[JonnyD108]

@SofEath No, it's there. The way the lighting is set up it's just not very visible in most shots

[EvanK1995]

hes got one leg.

[thesouthstreetskater]

did you say kick his penis inside out or kick his penis's eye out? haha

[Rosvolainen]

@thesouthstreetskater "Kick his penis inside out" which explains "Now he's raping himself".

[Suppengruen]

How can i self defense against water pistols?

Ray, please help me! :-D

[nmcl92]

That music is epic! Where did you get it?

[Blinx56]

aha i see you do have a tattoo after all. What is it?

[Ellsmells]

Hahaha brilliant work with the leg!

[whoop37]

hahaha nathan how much practice did it take you to stand up on one leg like that and i'm glad you're doing other characters than just keith, i mean i love him, but i also like all your other ones

[ozlo]

Is this available in Beta?

[EvanK1995]

why would i take advice from you?....ur missing a leg...

lol

[Seikenkun]

:1:11

LOL! You almost fell. That part was so funny xD

[TheKINGFEDOR]

I NEED this DVD.

[nathanjbarnatt]

VHS

[dougalsii]

This stuff really works. I haven't been able to rape anyone for years. True story.

[richiedyno]

nice job, Ray is solid!!

[TheMrFraz]

I thought I figured it out at first, that he was just wicked flexible...

But no. Nathan is a cyborg, needed an upgraded leg anyway, and thought he'd make this to capitalize on it.

Makes sense.

[Tetriscide]

is that leg is real? i can't even be thinking that this might leg be realy cuz its so weird that it too makes a me think em it miught even not be realy for one second cuz like its a weird leg looking like its weird and not like a peg like is supposed to be like looking if yous was having one peg leg for you in your life and who knows why it is anyway. right. it.

[wimmywoo]

What?!? Are you retarded?

[Tetriscide]

what are you? ritahhrded? you dont even begin thinking you might try it one time before you ust go go sayin waht you're saying for no good one reasion even. just forget it!!! not even wortgh times it takes me be typing on here to tell you that i knew this video wa one to see befoere you saw it just cuz if you

[wimmywoo]

What? Speak English, i can't understand. Sentence structuring is not your forte i assume? "Wortgh times"? is that a newspaper for goblins? The thrills of idiots on a keyboard, how i chuckle at thee.

[Tetriscide]

oh please. you don't think youre even knowiung what spelling you're knows how to do eieher because of you! so dumb! srsyl ive been typing at much longer times then you hav been typing for on her because vists to utube is fun for me and comments is leavin by me on all times for fun but yous not even in it to win it just be laughin at you like hows dumbs you are always trying 2 be. forget u!

[ShitCrap]

ever heard of blue screen? They propably just putted green sock on rest of his leg and strapped the wooden leg to his knee. Yep, it looks really freaky. :D

[nathanjbarnatt]

I didnt use any effects. I physically had bend it back to get rid of it.

[riptentv]

@nathanjbarnatt

Nathan you are freaking brilliant man. I hope you end up making it big because you totally deserve it. Keep up the great work.

[LordAzanko]

hey man love your vids man they are funny as hell....whats the song you use in the video?...

[mjowelk]

i some part you can see his foot. so its that is you what he does. And you usually call it green screen not blue screen :3

[Eceoes]

"There's no probation for Lions"

"You can't put a whale in jail for eating you, THEY LIVE IN THE OCEAN YOU STUPID CHEESE SANDWICH!"

LMAO!!!!!!!

[Eceoes]

LOL

where does he come up with that dialog.

[urboboy]

"Only a "true" actor would cut his own leg off for the sake of his art! Nathan Barnett is this generation's Errol Flynn...maybe even better...he rocks !!!"

-Falcon Country Times

Falcon, CO

[thaneros]

Hey Nath, you gotta show how you did that to your leg! It looks real!

[nathanjbarnatt]

Honestly I don't even know how I did it. As soon as I put Ray's clothes on my leg disappears.

[thatiamdisco]

Awesome video!

[ChuckZ85]

This is what Chris Angel would be if he had no money.....and even far less ability.

[Stinger911]

"When he comes up to you, you go BOOM! And You kick his penis inside out."

Slow down, Ray! I'm taking notes!

XD

Fantastic once again, Nathan.

[chesng]

Isn't this Criss Angel?

[devilboy666x]

oh god did you really lose your leg?

[slippityknott]

duuude, how did you bend your leg back that far?

[Shedevil8990]

i was in Egypt! and a cobra tried to hypnotize me with a sexy aladin dance! this is the best thing ever ahahha.

[Qp0wer]

that is the best prosthetic leg affect ive ever seen

[satin6666]

it actually looks like u cut your leg off

[CWO01]

Epic. How did you do the wooden leg?

[stevebarnatt]

Wicked nice van.

I love the ivory soap line! Use sand paper next time you're scratching.

-Uncle Steve

[LibertineDeSade]

LMAO. This was great.

[MetalGearEckz]

lol at the women joke. Also that is some good peg leg work.

[rhcplover1]

How did you fo the leg thing?

[testnumberone1]

he puts his right leg in the pants knee first

[FloydPinkerton79]

now he's raping himself!

[DooderMcAltair]

Hey nathan, where can I order one of these self defense tapes,? My blind, deaf, fat aunt who's also a loser could really use some more of those hot self defense tips because she's worried about getting raped by lightning. :)

[stlenprofets]

"I..... have no friends"  I love that guy

[NeoxX112]

what happen to your legggggg?????

[Diyomaro]

I'm assuming that he's bending his leg back, I guess he's really flexible, and his foot is tucked into his fanny pack.

But damn that's pretty good!

[chrisinmainz]

the location is bad, it causes a lot of echo on the voice, other than that great video!

[nncnnoo]

@chrisinmainz its supposed to be because it gives it a home made advert effect part of why its so funny

[nathanjbarnatt]

yeah its supposed to be a guy in his garage

[chrisinmainz]

ok, got it, still tweak the audio, its hard to understand at points, its just an honest critique, I love your vids...

[nathanjbarnatt]

Thanks man. the next wont be in that echoy spot. I promise better sound on the next one.

[Blubberbiber]

no, he still have his leg :D

[septicbrainfluid]

I want the bum tickler!

[dxvs99999]

you need your own show, can i be on it?

[FanOfBoxMan]

... I thought I had figured out how you did the leg thing till the very last scene...

That part confused me

[TheFedoraKing]

LEG. *confused*

[DallasJWebb]

dude, hahha "i have the ability to punch a bird in the face"

[HesterMcLester]

superkickass.

[wislingsailsmen]

it really did look like he lost his leg

[DJDrDerek]

Twas alright. If there were to be an expansion on this, it could be better in dialog.

[BloodStone20]

llol why is there a retarded truck/van in the background?

[muf318]

Nathan Barnatt needs his own show!

[KingAtRock1]

Dude so fucking funny I'm crying. I laughed really hard at the very end too, lovely walking there. I need to see more of this. Great 1 liners too!

[Bobalukey]

I'm still pondering where your leg is.

[bpaynelxcn]

Good stuff Nathan

[chrisredfeild13]

did you really lose your leg?

[nathanjbarnatt]

no I still have it

[fakeplasticball]

Really?

[redballyou]

voice is not so good, we can't hear you very well too much echo

[BallerCityTV]

I wanna learn how to eat cinnamon rolls!

[bentleyboy72]

where is your leg?

[nathanjbarnattt]

I lost my leg in a recent car accident. I was messing around driving with the door open doing a stunt, and it got hit by another car and my leg was chopped. It sucks, but I can still fight!

[MrWhite025]

LOL, how about showing some awesome roundhouse kicks next time?

[nathanjbarnatt]

Thats my twin nathan with 3 T's. He is less fortunate than me in his entire life. He loves ska and has scoliosis.

[LakePlaysQuake]

stunt?

[naktacs]

My leg often hurts for no apparent reason, I was thinking that I might try that stunt to get rid of my problem. Is it painful?

[redballyou]

lol is that how your family dieded?

[kurostar]

Now he's raping himself. XD

[ATLobsessed11]

How do you NOT have a million subscribers? (:

[seniorfrito]

Seriously Nathan, how'd you do your leg? That would be so awesome to do.

[girdzy12345]

His foot is tucked behind his ass.

[davidkolo]

probably taped the knee down part of the leg to the knee up, if your really flexible i bet it wont hurt, i can do it but it hurts a little

[M1STAWU1FY]

1:27 made me choke on a cookie. No lie. Funniest line ever.

[ali191]

how did he do the peg leg?

[SammyBoyEEE]

If you look close at the end you can see theres a big bulge where his ass should be. Thats his foot.

[MrSnoochiemoochies]

kick his penis inside out lol

[alambrix]

OMG! I wanna eat lighting!! *ordering videotape* lol!

BTW The leg looks so REAAAAL....!!!!! NICE WORK!

[buzinaocara]

You've amputated your leg. That is the only reasonable explanation.

[bbraxess]

Hilarious. Ray Amsley is a true warrior

[PeanutButterGamer]

Hahaha, funny as always.

Nice job with the leg too. It looked pretty real.

[link151015]

I think it is real....

[naktacs]

it is

[blogglobb]

this guy is so the man

[Orgato]

that must have been so painful, resting your knee on that wooden peg, AND having your leg bound back like that.

[PrivateBuckwheat]

They live in the ocean, you cheese sandwich!

[Arturr0]

I have heard rumors that Ray Amsley works for blackwater now !

[screwattack]

Now I can defend against rapes. Thank god.

[DjSvenzo]

can you bend your leg that much????

[snorlaxownsyou]

Wow that peg-leg looked really convincing. I hope you didn't actually amputate your leg for the purpose of comedy. I have to say you are the master of physical comedy!

[AhmedAusVenlo]

nah but i think he broke it XD you can see his leg at 0:38 (the brown shoe)

[nathanjbarnatt]

nope. not my foot. i wasnt wearing a brown shoe.

[umm0im0bad0at0names]

How DID u do that leg??

[Holktube]

"Ouw if you'w just afwaid." Pwiceless.

[e4gail]

5 stars for the leg! WTF LEG!

[septicbrainfluid]

Like everyone else, the missing leg had me scratching my head, but I knew you weren't really missing a leg based on all the crazy stunts you pull. Damn your flexible dude.

[semajkecyr]

woo peg-leg! XD

[Guitarteen]

What the fuck have you done to your leg????

[Rosvolainen]

It's called dedication. ;)

[AhmedAusVenlo]

nothing you can see it at 0:38 between his arm and leg

[macrossru]

Wish I could eat lightning.

[dagon2099]

jesus, you bent your leg that far back? amazing

[shellhounds]

lol at the tiger guys eyeballs

[retread01]

Talkin' hoo-hoo.

[stargatefansg1]

WoW the peg-leg looked so real!! awesome effect nathan =)

[bLoNdcHiLi]

"Wild animals and other guys like that"

[trydiceman]

You are the most original comedian I've ever seen

[alfiches]

What happened to your leg!!!

[TESOblivion4]

nathan=genius

[TheDailyMonk]

lol nice. I love the napolean dynamitesque comedy :D

[martin518441]

That wose awesome , rofl at the end i saw you bent leg :D

[diaryofamadlatina]

let me just say.. you have an amazing ability... to be able to hold you leg up in your pants and balance your knee on a peg.

if i may...give you mad props my friend..it look so real. no joke..i was actually questioning if you lost your leg. but no. =]

and once again..hilarious video

[stratos300]

me too, i couldn't even concentrate on nathans jokes. i had to stare at the leg.

[MrSoberSoldier]

Uhg....Make a DVD release and im SOLD!

[godisclosedj5]

hahahahaha! Awesome!