Patton Oswalt on Fat People

[Jcolinsol]

He's not making fun of fat people, he's making fun of soldiers of fortune.

[SteelCityDucati]

@Jcolinsol Soldier of Fortune magazine isn't actually about mercenary work anymore, that's why it's no longer popular. So yes, he's making fun of fat people.

[Jcolinsol]

@SteelCityDucati

What a novel grasp of logic that you have.

[MrAussiebloke12345]

Did anyone else read the article. It was very insightful

[DonZabu]

He tries to get on those gondolas, he's liable to sink them.

[MrKangaroo69]

MOM!! MORE HOT POCKETS!!

[cyanleopard]

For all the people who don't know Patton Oswalt is not a skinny person its ok when your fat you can make fun of other fat people.

[batmanpronz]

@cyanleopard no, it's ok to make fun of other fat people because in 99% of cases, it's not a glandular problem.

[CoolerKing37]

@cyanleopard Even if Patton was bulemic, it'd still be hilarious.

[GODDAMNSASQUATCH]

Hot Pocket, yes, oh my goodness!

[motrojam]

I love this so much. nutter buttersh, oh yes.

[MrCameronjohns]

5 people had to pay for 3 seats

[kyriegoryrie]

uh...was he high when he did this one? i love him but it drags along in a weird direction kind of....

[BugEyedEarl]

@kyriegoryrie I have this CD; he was pretty drunk.

[calin719]

patton is a funny, sexy little man...

[denisonM]

@calin719 he's a fat tard himself. gross.

[mastashaker916]

@denisonM

I find is disturbing that I only after I typed into google "patton oswalt shi", it correctly suggested "Patton Oswalt Shirtless". But it does prove that my friend calin719 isn't the only one to find Patton a sexy beast.

[aomega6]

Who the hell doesn't like this?

[mikedrud]

shiny, shiny failure.

hahahhaha

[marrag1]

flippity.......floppity.......­man boobs XDDDD

[suniojsuniojsunioj]

SHINYY SHINY FAILURE

[Bribestateofficials]

First time i have cried from a skit in a while

thanks for the bday gift patton

[KnightofDuroch]

I love him using the b-word-fat voice.

[budqt1]

This may be the funniest thing I have ever heard

[TomMSTie]

Dear god, hot pockets are the worst thing that passes for food ever invented!

[greenmonster2001]

Clearly writerchump is fat, so he takes offence to this. He is also clearly a closet homosexual, and from what I hear, so is his father. Don't worry, Barack still loves you and your gay dad. Now quit being a turd before me and all my boys on Guido Beach come down there and stomp some Northern pride into your Southern fairy ass.

[mpellar]

@writerchump. If everyone thought like you did the world would end because there would be no babies because everyone would be gay.

[writertrump]

@mpellar wrong, this little faggot patton never is funny, you want funny? go listen to george carlin, or go listen to brian reagan.

[ElPayasoMalo]

@writertrump Carlin is a prophet and Reagan is pretty good, but Oswalt is awesome. Carlin is my favorite EVER, but Oswalt makes me laugh a lot. Check out his bit about Christmas Shoes.

[writertrump]

@mpellar wrong

[Bribestateofficials]

@mpellar

ahhahahahah

[writertrump]

yall are idiots, and have NO clue what a good comic is.

[writertrump]

@mpellar i'm the reason, so a freedom loving american like myself, who voices my opinion is why we have it bad? I would have thought it was those people in washington who are selling us down the river, the dems and reps who supported and obama signing INTO LAW a health insurance mandate or be fined 750.00 a year, by the IRS.

[endlesswave]

@writertrump

So go pay a shitload more for overpriced healthcare or get to the point where you can't afford it at all then be fucked (literally). ;)

As for your taste in comedians, Patton rocks, he's not for everyone, leave it at that. :)

[Ashumleyo]

@mpellar He's not gay, he's just obviously exactly like the fat guy Patton is describing.

[tasteflavored]

@mpellar lol this comment is like straight outta middle school. I know what you are but what am i!

[translucentorb]

@writertrump Totally, because an idiot is not somone who takes a personal opinion and foists it upon others as fact while believeing it is so. Yes that makes sense within the provinance of all logic and reason.

[DrQxx]

@writertrump Its an opinion you can have an opinion that differers from mine. For example you mom's opinion of you is quite high. While someone like me (and the rest of youtube)thinks you're a fucking scummy scabby cunt licker.

[writertrump]

@DrQxx I dont give a fuck about your opinion of me, you dont even know me, so you fail

on the other hand, scumbags like you are quite common

[DrQxx]

@writertrump your a teenager at best (prove me wrong please.) You haven't even acquired a college education. I would even venture to bet your a little over weight. So tell me fatty how does all of this trolling make you feel. Is your epeen 12 inch erect?

[writertrump]

@DrQxx

1: i'm 23

2. your right, but many billionaires never did

3.i'm 6'2 165 lbs

4. yes I do troll

[DrQxx]

@writertrump

1.I got one LOL

2. I didn't think so and your not a billionaire Ill bet you 100 via paypal your full of shit. (rich dad poor dad was a good book)

3.Damn bro you skinny

4.Thank god for trolls !!! (look me up on twitter)

[aestheticpardox9]

@writertrump Your dad's pretty gay

[503mindst]

@writertrump who is your favorite comic?

[writertrump]

@503mindst

I have many, but if I was to pick one

george carlin

[503mindst]

@writertrump yeah hes awesome, i wasnt trying to be argumenative, if you dont like him you dont, just curious for some reason

[Tuppington]

capitalist pigs

[gfuzzy]

I'm fat and I don't mind if he bashes on his fellow fat bretheron. At least hes hilarious about it and not hateful.

[beargrylls3]

@gfuzzy what a cool dude

[VeneficaDelirium]

@gfuzzy I don't mind either. At least he's being just fun and not getting on his high horse about it.

[grenadeserenade]

Thanks for putting this up. This is one of my favorite Patton jokes. 222 is such a good CD.

[HurfinDurfin]

Because that's gonna work.

[xZippy38]

But fat people are good for fast food business.

[johnlaneiscool]

and the economy? probably, that heart medication, RASCAL scooters, extra seats, and fast food are all expensive. THATS THE TRICK!! more jobs for food workers, restraunteers, factorys, farms, etc... thats how we defeat the recession. we can do it sitting down, the true american way! ;) LOL

[jadedmisanthropy]

If you're talking "medically" obese, then you will find most of your friends and family dead, because many people are obese, it's only the "morbidly" obese people that are walking blobs of fail.

[elmaschingon142006]

sucks for you

[murr321]

and clearly your fingers are too fat to type the O on your keyboard to spell douche bag correctly you human cousin of the grimace.

[SeaBeast663]

hahaha

epic

[nicknasty14]

Saw him last night on comedy central actually and you must be one of those fat bitter people that cringes when someone even says youre fat because hes lost quite a bit of weight.

[RTistAngel]

LOL, not even close.

I saw him in person in Vegas just walking around and he was VERY obese. I just thought it was sad cause he obviously doesn't want to be one of those people.

I really hope he did lose weight. He's one of my favorite comedians ever and I'd like him to live a very long time.

Why the hostility?

[jbubbjw]

One of the best out there. He should be way bigger.

[mpellar]

Ha! I'll take that as a compliment from the man who favorited "Otters Holding Hands" and "The Tap Dancing Seagull".

[djn00nan]

bit of advice: never eat food while listening to patton oswalt. love his fat guy voice. 'all the chewing burns 17 calories a year'

[JacKn1feSugarTrucK]

Patton Oswalt is my favorite active comment right now.

FUCKING. HILARIOUS. DUDE.

[chowchow3000]

yesss. I'm really glad someone posted this.

[GarretSchuelke]

"I will absorb the hot pockets...with my manboobs."

[GoblinXXX]

"Man-boobs totally made out of FUNYONS"

[kingofthelaugh]

shiny shiny failure

[xhyio]

I'm dying. Patton is brilliant. The hot pocket and venice bits are too funny.

[CrackerJack06]

Oh Venice uhhh.. city of stairways huh?

[BIGEC2525]

Maybe I could get him on a golf course in the bottom of a low slope?

[Julianhache]

thank you

[JasonWrightsArt]

laughed my ass off