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  • OUR MELONS SHALL BLOCK OUT THE SUN! Then we shall eat in the dark.

  • 240p, we meet again.

  • Now go pick 'em up!

  • i once duplicated alot of beer and mead for him

    then i gave him lettuce and cheese

  • Oh lord lmao

  • hear the bass? here come the blacks lol

  • 405 Likes are Redgaurds

  • and not a single fuck was given this day.

  • BEWARE THE THUNDERMELON

  • Cool slideshow.

  • I used to be a chancellor like you, then I took a watermelon to the knee.

  • Don't forget to pickpocket the battle staff.

  • But... there is one they fear. In their tongue... he is 'Waterkiin' - Melonborn!

  • @GreenShark4 And what words would you be shouting, exactly?

  • @Millentree10 Melons, Hellalotta Mellons.

  • @GreenShark4 That is full of so much win

  • chencelor the watermelons you ordered are here.

    I didn't order any- oh dear god.

  • O Rly?

  • hu-mail, i have a delivery to chancelor ocato

    guard: just leave it on the elder council room

    right on -drops 10000 watermelons, happy b-day from hammerfell :3

  • Arent you guys confusing melons with fried-chicken?

  • Okay I know how to use this bug on the x-box but how do I use it for pc?

  • Unfortunately.....Ocato is not a redguard himself......

  • @greennautilus hah funny considering most games dont come out on pcs cause they cant run them a console could run this better than your pc could and he was recording it drops frames alot so stop hatin and get a hug from your mom you mad inconseterit asshole

  • now all you need to do is attack a guard then hide in your fortress made of watermelons

  • all dose hamboighas

  • great vid name! 'Delivery for High Chancellor Ocato' lol. just sign here please. what a great gag gift for that fucker!

  • The Council had JUST left the meeting speaking of how to end the famine, then this happens! :O

  • And then he had an elder council meeting....bad timing.

  • Ocato loves dem melonz

  • Special Delivery for High Chancellor Ocato lol XD

  • Let's pause this meeting for a quick fruit break...

  • Something tells me Ocato will NOT be too happy

  • @Apokae if only they did fish and chips for honkies.....

  • @Apokae dude wtf? was that word necessary at all? FILTER YOURSELF some kids go on youtube and I dont want my little siblings seeing that when they look for funny stuff like this friendly video.

  • @Rexwar31 Is it something I said?

  • @Apokae read the word you chose.....the 'N' word is offensive believe it or not...

  • @Apokae RACIST!

  • @Apokae you made me lol

  • I climbed the white gold tower in 2 hours...When i got to the top i tried to jump on top...and fell through

  • if only you could dupplicate babies

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  • god i wish i had a recording device D: My white redgaurds hot as shit took me like 12 hours to make xD lol

  • Domo arigato Mr. Ocato

  • As if there wasn't already alot on Ocato's plate..

  • haha

  • Dude,That are really Hard Melons

  • hey look a redguard's dinner table

  • lawl

  • @LoWmFrEaK6622 i agree

  • Not Enough Watermelons...

  • @greennautilus troll

  • wow this is the starter  for a fat guy

  • hmmm that ocato is having cravings again...

  • I can only assume from your username that you are a British Blademaster.

  • Redguard party.

  • @Singliketom *facepalm* XD

  • ohh lawd! is i in heaven!

  • Watch your head, now.

  • this isn't wanted when i said i wanted tons of melons

  • I don't hink Ocato was asking for THOSE kind of melons... :L

  • How do you do that? I need to know :D

  • IT'S RAINING MELONS?!

  • Holy crap I wasted like 4 minutes of my life watching this This is also awesome

  • Ocato wasted the whole Imperial budget on watermelons lol.....

  • "what do we have for lunch,Ocato?"

    "I dunno. Watermelons,maybe?"

  • HOW THE HELL IS HE GONNA PAY FOR ALL THEM WATERMELLONS!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? YOU MUST GET REAL RICH FROM DOIN THAT!!!! =P

  • hey were starveing and yei you have enough water melons to fill the imperial palace

  • if my house (or Temple of The One) got filled with God knows how many watermalens, i would eat them :D

  • Nice slideshow.

  • I don't care how decent your pc is. Duping that many of anything will cause an overload to the game. it's not the pc but rather the programming of the game.

  • @Mr777STR777 Finaly someone who thinks like me.

  • @greennautilus lol, this was recorded nearly 4 and a half years ago you donut. I have a new PC now.

  • @JubeiUK lol donuts yum =3

  • @JubeiUK

    you should have made the adoring fan stand right in the middle.

  • @JubeiUK i like how you called him a donut

  • @JubeiUK LOL. You called him a donut.

  • @JubeiUK lol u called him a donut

  • @JubeiUK

    Yeah dude your pc sucks ballz. Guess people don't observe the date things were uploaded :D

  • he drowned in watermelons,,,,,,

  • Man: Delevery for Chancellor Ocato!

    Ocato: Oh, Wonderful! What is it?

    Man: *Takes out a Watermelon and it turns into a million of watermelons*

    Ocato: ...*Waits for it to stop*

    x3

  • lol add a pair of hands, GOATSE!

  • what's with people always talking about black people and watermelon.

    I;m white and i absolutely LOVE watermelon.

    but it's gotta be fresh, it gets mushy and terrible after like a day

  • haha very funny, take that chancellor ocatto

  • XD Its raining melonz

  • 17 chancelor ocatos diliked this

  • What is with people and dropping millions of water melons in oblivion?!? -:|

  • @greennautilus dude it will lag no matter what kind of computer you have. there just way to many items on screen. ever heard of Sprite Limitation.

  • the first time a redgaurd ever wanted to be a polititian

  • @greennautilus theres 1,000s of items on the screen, it lags almost anything

  • the day that the oblivion gates opened in the imperial city... it was just a swarm of black people.... and the one they thought was mehrunes dagon.... was just ruben studdard lmao! lord i do apologize xDD

  • Hey Ocato! I found a solution to solve starvation!

  • aleluia its raining watermelons

  • He loves them melonz

  • People are asked to keep their voices down especially when council is In progress

    Council? I thought this was the watermelon convention

  • The world is over-encumbered. Manager: Please remove some items from its inventory. Ocato: The world is over-encumbered???!!! How the f*ck do we remove things from the worlds inventory????!!!??!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

  • @pivotpatrick eatin em

  • that was the starter...

    now its time for dinner

  • suddenly,

    Watermelons

  • get me: orange soda, steak, green apple, various candies, a very poowerful computer, and oblivion. in one word paradise

  • @misterlizard97 a better version is: a twelve pack of mnt dew, code red, white oout. sum steak beef jerky, mango, strawberryies, grape fruit, and twizlers an alien ware computer and oblivion, fallout 3, and strippers. now that is paradise

  • come one come all to the watermelon convention .

    have watermelon for breakfast lunch and dinner.

    in an impereal palace near you

  • And so this maginificent city became the capital for the Redguards. The End.

  • @willuberpants you're awesome, sir =D

  • Ocato:im in heaven watermelons for a life time

    deadra storming in the imperial city they get in there their like wha the f***

  • to baad its not in high graphics it looks like oldoblivion

  • @jagger1865 He's got specular turned off.

  • white gold tower is over-encumbered

  • y didnt u stand under the rain

  • *red guard walks in* "OH GAWD I IS IN HEVENZ"

  • I can imagine Ocato walking in.

    "....What in the name of Oblivion?"

  • Sheogorath's idea of a prank :P

  • @HardbeatAcolyte CHEESE AND WATTERMELLONS FOR EVERYONE!!

  • wow poor ocato

  • is it anyone then me that thinks wow is very offensive? due to black worgen can drop chicken leg (KFC?) and watermelons... plus, worgen backwards is prenounced negro.

  • Ow! OW! WHY DID IT HAVE TO RAIN WATERMELONS!!!? *wham*

  • Noice Powerpoint

  • ocato gets up and turns around.... "what the fuck is this?!?"

  • @TheMartialartsJedi "skywalker you will be come one with the darkside wait a second why the fuck are there mellons falling from the sky shit "

  • @TheMartialartsJedi "skywalker you will be come one with the darkside wait a second why the fuck are there mellons falling from the sky shit there is hundreds

  • @TheMartialartsJedi i saw your name had jedi in it and i thought u put imagine if the emperor was in there

  • how do you do that with out lagging

  • @crazymonkey334 his pc console or whatever is beter than yours

  • now you have to find the original watermelon

  • man you rock! seriously

  • power lol

  • STOP!!, YOU VIOLATED THE LAW!

  • i bet ocatos like dang 5 more minutes and the melons would have been free

  • Imagine how scared he must be, looking into the sky and seeing an ENDLESS FONT OF WATERMELONS.

  • HAVOK FTW!

  • lol they just keep coming XD

  • Ocato: Gods of oblivion, please, our people are starving.

    Gods: well as u said please...

    *RAINING WATERMELLONS*

    Ocato: I don't eat watermellon.

    altenate ending:

    Ocato: YAY Watermellons...

    i will survive after all...

    AAAAH IM DROWNING!!!!

  • "Well, everyone, we are in a drought. We cannot grow any food. Looks like we will die in a short amount of days." "What's that in the sky!?" "It's food!" "We can eat!".....5 hours later and its still going "hmmppphmhhpmh" (the sound of high chancelor drowning in watermelon)

  • sorry I realized I'm wrong sorry Jube

  • i hope they like watermellon...

  • Chancellor Ocatto: "Well that's just great. now were gonna have every Redguard in Cyrodil beating down the door for free watermelons."

  • @hairmonster12 LOL!! That just made my night

  • @hairmonster12 Nah, real men eat BEEF!

  • looks like SOMEONE is gonna get fat off of fruit

  • @gamingfurry14 Yumm!!!

  • imagine doing that in a tiny room. XD

  • Close the Oblivion gates? Save all of Tamriel? Me? Naaaaah... I just make Watermelons, mate.

  • how to end The land of ovlivions hunger problem for the homeless

  • cloudy with a chance of watermelon's

  • how many arrows did u use?

  • 1:08  its like cum entering the vagina

  • @xb0xg4m3r360

    WHAT THE ????????

    You Sicken Me.

    Dirty Boy.

  • Chanceller or whatever ocato says: F--- the gods for owning me with watermelons.....

  • Epic.

  • ive thought of throwing 10.000 potions down there

  • lol at least thay whont be hungery later lol

  • High Chancellor Ocato: Today we shall have a FEAST!

  • Yeah! Total lifewasting with awesomeness! (Hehe second life = Life wasting) (Gmod = Awesomeness)

  • @puppett11.

    GMOD!!!

    Wanna add me on Steam? :D

  • @IKrazyIKenn yes i do lol my steam id is timmy351

  • how do you do this is it a mod?

  • u just solved world hunger in tamriel

  • my compputer does this all the time

  • so many watermelons, I wonder what Ocato is going to do with them O.o

  • play it backwards

  • And now, considering that there are only four melon plants in whole Cyrodiil... Well....

  • ow does the glitch work?

  • what 10 thousand!?! thats OVER 9000!!!!

  • :O I NEVER KNEW!!

  • What 9000!

  • Theres no way that can be right!

  • lmao i did this yesterday.but with minotaur horns

  • @oblivionmaster43 it makes everyone feel horny? o3o

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  • Ocato's a dick. I don't know why, but he just pisses me off.

  • mmmmm maybe a good thew 10,000 tomatoes wil go good with this lol

  • Every black man's dream.

    (Don't rate this down for being "racist" because I'm not intending to be offensive.)

  • Can I ask what does that mean though? I really don't understand it lol....

  • It is a black racial stereotype that black people like watermelons.

  • Lol okay thanx! XD

  • We need 10,000 gallons of Kool-Aid also.

    (not trying to be racist either)

  • And 10,000 buckets of KFC

  • @pschodog3 don't get it =(

  • @pschodog3 lol i have friends who are black and think its hilarius.