Funny Taliban

[11yearoldpilot]

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[romario2460]

0:25 ele falou bicho mano

[Burgo1968]

Afghanistan is now opium and hash free.... this guy took them all.

[kizlo44]

Taliban gay guru

[afghansoul]

First of all you are a coward for holding a gun

and killing innocent people and taking islam

[kouroshps3]

hey you asshole singing ist forbidden in taliban regim.

[biebershine]

what. the. fuck.



[ad0man1ac]

I very BAHADIR !!!

Love you TALIBANN

[gundra]

yeah get the Dushman!!

[TrooperLFC]

at 0:57 he was struck by a British sniper.

[somejerkoffborgnoob]

what a faggot

[TheEnd973]

0:16 airsoft gun sound xD

[GeorgetonDUJALI]

hahahahahaha..............



[snoopdpgg933]

fuck u bitch

[trashman456100]

crack head to much gay sex it just the telliban

[9x19special]

loooool

[raaak1990]

Hope this stupid cunt gets blown soon by a 14.7 DsHk Heavy machine gun of Pak army... stupid fuker

[PeanutButerJellyTim1]

Customized chrome ak47 badass

[chitralking]

this is from waziristan pakistan

[daddyfatsack81]

swear to god this guy greeted me at walmart the other day!!!

[prasenjitpakhira]

pagal behenchod ki kutte log,,,,

[stanleyyy1996]

This kids on crack

[alien360m]

Du you know where osama is ooo shit never mind he is dead

[AntiSocialChannel85]

67 Talibans disliked this video

[jamaka112]

better then eminem :)...

[31point10]

There's probably a dude in an Apache watching this like 'wtf?!'

[silversaqi91]

ap uski hidayat ki fikar mat karo or hosake to naare lagane ke bajaye Quran khol ke parho... mujahideen ne pak army pe attack nahi kiya balke pakistan ki kafir government ne ye sab karwaya pak army se agar yehi karwayi us k khilaf karwa di jati to pak aghan me aman hojata...

[superhotguy98]

i dont care what anyvone says this guy is singing in my wedding!!!

[Soulflydreamzz]

Personally I want our soldiers and american soldiers out of your country....I want to just leave you alone and forget you even exist over there......Im sure if we knew that you would leave us alone we would leave and never return.Next time dont fly planes into our lives or our buildings the afghan people should be seeking out the people that started the war and have them punished.In fact leave america and canada and just go back home and stay there.Stink up and destroy your own people!

[altorhys]

Still better than 50Cents...

[51Commandos]

@altorhys yeah and this guy also had the same motto as 50 cent. Get rich or die trying.

He died

[AmeerAyaz4422]

ALLAH ISKO HIDAYAT DE......pak army zindabad

[usukker]

im sure he is dead now lol

[Renamed1000]

took me a while to spot him with that camo waist coat on.

[acb1511]

And that's how the islamic dances _normally_ end.

watch?v=8pESqPxCZZc

[xyandzed]

this raghead is probably dead by now lol

[Soulflydreamzz]

@xyandzed ...Ya no shit hahaha and fuckin right....Canadians deep down hate every fuckin muslim out there even the peaceful ones......cuz deep down in their heart they are supporting these Godless muslims that are fighting........

[1428d]

@Soulflydreamzz

hahahhahah they are brave and yoU ALL are timid. and they fight for right because you are in there home and killing them if we they will go to your home and kill you so what will you do??????

[waseemupsonian]

@1428d 100 % agree....

[1428d]

@waseemupsonian han agr hm ny kuch nahi kya to kal hmara mulk bhi es tarhan un shetanoo ki

zad me ho ga

[Soulflydreamzz]

@1428d If 9/11 never happened then we wouldnt be in your country.You should be angry at the people that started this mess.WE.CANADIANS AMERICANS BRITISH AND AUSTRALIAN..are just finishing it.The innocent dying are a product of the insanity that war creates which is a war you started.Many of our soldiers come back and are ashamed of thier behaviour and the madness that the fear of dying creates..We didnt want to kill your people until you killed ours.You took the first life away from thier family

[1428d]

@Soulflydreamzz what do you think Taliban can fly the plane? and 9/11 was the bad gimmick

of american for start the war in AFGHANISTAN. don't you have a sense if

plane hit the upper side of the building so just the upper side should have

destroyed why it destroyed completely. it's simple the american government

used the T.N.T which blow with out any sound. and it usually used for

destroying building in japan and another countries.

[SatansBoner93]

@1428d No. the constructs in the buildings gave way under such extreme heat, when the top part fell the rest couldn't withstand it. I used to work in demolition, that conspiracy theory is utter bullshit.

[1428d]

@SatansBoner93

you know batter if you are working in demolition so it's ok but tell me

one thing america have a strong radar system so what happened at that time

why couldn't the trace a big huge plane and they also have a strong air

force (who can just kill innocent people) why didn't they destroyed. and

also when any plane came in this area where the bulling stood up the

plane automatically came on auto Pilate. so what happened at that time????

?????????

[Soulflydreamzz]

@1428d Hey im just writing stuff for the sake of getting people upset....I dont mean any of it and your right hahaha the american government did destroy the buildings with demolitions and i think they had it set up in case there was another attack on the trade centre they could just bring it down and cause more damage and create an even bigger stir among the american people.....but you sand niggers flew the planes and your gettin what you deserve.

[usukker]

i think taliban gave him 10 dollars that day hahahahhaha

[vrataFF]

dumb pathan guy...

[MishTerKhalil909]

lolxxxx.....nicce.



[w1nt3r551]

how about to put your weapon in safe-mode before you shoot yourself on the head?

[faisalkfpm]

ايش هذا ؟

[Andhaira]

Haha, funny. But not near as funny as watching those burning people jump out of the burning towers. :D

[coldsake07]

@Andhaira smelling like poo stained musk ox and cutting off womens noses for showing their face in public is funnier than both of those. go fly a kite, ooops.........too soon?

[biebershine]

@Andhaira WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!!!!!!!!!!!!

[STGfactory]

"jah duh Thank you very much.. jah derka derka jihad" what a fuckin loser.

[P911RUF1]

25 years ago..it was freedom figthers Hero,s.....Now Today we suddently call them Terrorist..sometimes i wounder too about ..are we really they good guys

[BIGMUDDYDOG]

@P911RUF1  9-11 should give you a clue.

[usukker]

indian taliban? lol

[vrataFF]

@usukker pathan..

[usukker]

@vrataFF lol what is pathan?

[albogypsy]

This is from 'Afghanistan got talent' show

[usukker]

@albogypsy no, this is from taliban got talent.

[phatmunkyspew]

Whats wrong with you people i quite enjoyed his performance , found my foot tapping to the beat.If only we could all settle our differences with song.

[nahed651010]

@phatmunkyspew Really.......you were tapping your foot to this??? lol

[STGfactory]

haha I heard he was going to be on the next America Idol. this boy got serious skills hahaha

[shanigamer]

thsi is funck bastard motha fucka

[ChicagoProdigy]

By now I bet he's dead as fried chicken.

[soldadoMetuzalem1]

funny? vai nessa,!! kkkkkkkkk

cola na frente do Sallecky qdo ele ta bem loko,

vai pedir laudo pericial pa ver,é só bala na fabrica de churros,e

sem resenha,nem truqes,

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[rajivsahoomail]

heeyyy kidd apachee is behind... wtff

[CoolKandahary1]

hahahahahahahaah

[acb1511]

Не понял, какой это язык? Басмач на видео считает это английским, шоле?

Понял "ай вил сэнк ю вэри мач" (кого и за что, заинтригован) и "а лав ю, талибан".

Ну еще "талибан" и "душман", конечно, понял.

[DanTheGreatHD]

lol singing taliban with ak47 = eternal happiness

[IFASTI]

And now he is probably blown in many pieces by a predator strike. Not so funny now is it funny taliban :D

[soldadoMetuzalem1]

Sallecky El Mayir...poooooh@ man,

és tu hombre??? kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

carakaaaaa mlk, estamos in Brazil parcerooo..

kkkkkkkkkkkkk call me,huges man....

[Junus2012]

I love the taliban

[afghangorilla]

hahahhahahaha made my day . 80%pashto18%urdu2%english hahahahah lllloool

[Junus2012]

tri tatushki tri-ta-ta...

[Muhammadabubakrhamza]

0:39 - 0:43 I love you taliban. Beautiful Wazirstaaaaaaan. All the haters here.... 11 years till date, billions being spent daily, best weapons technology, 44 countries allied together.... u.s marines commiting suicide while the taliban are still all happy and jolly even in the face of all these hardships...... may Allah swt always keep you happy and give you victory against these anti-christ nations...ameen.

[ProblemOfficer3000]

They're also people, I'm sure if his country attacked the US you people would be called "insurgents" and what not. The one thing in common to all human beings is wanting to be happy, so think next time you post a hateful comment you fucks.

[acb1511]

@ProblemOfficer3000 But some of the people are more equal, then the othes=))

[razor11079]

Taliban is Singing After 3 airstrike is ready to destroy enemy contact

[recollet94]

goddamn that is so soothing

[bigdog7013]

I FOUND MY NEW RINGTONE

[MitchhhGB]

thats what you call a taliban on crack

[9shunter]

taliban suck 

[yourbesteyes]

This vid proves something:

In this world...

We are all equal.

Whatever our race or religion is...

We are all equal.

...We have the same share of retarded guys, wherever the place we live on this planet! XD

[xSonsofSunsx]

Thank you very much, come again!

[PitbullNL]

The only funny taliban is a dead one

[razor11079]

@PitbullNL hahaha

[ITzMafiia]

*US sniper* Ready.............. Fire!

[donkatakata]

charkosh

[Jermz505]

uploaded last year.....hes pry dead by now

[Daijaron]

these are the people who are fighting against our armies... I'm not worried

[T3GAN100]

I am a Muslim American, and follow the religious traditions that work to support our Muslim brothers And you know Maflna Serbs and if I allow us to hurry and governors Luna I advise everybody to take- Bhama-Din Hassan And that reading a book about Islam in And follow up the difference

[HeratMaqbul]

aka pshtun sag

[waseemupsonian]

Translation part 2:

They are following their religion in truth,

They searching & fighting with their enemies only,

I Love you Taliban,

Myyy beautiful Wazirisitan,

Some one have rocket launcher etc,

I am very bravee,

My enemy turn has come caught them for me specially...(so that... ) : D

Sorry for any mistake...

Correction welcome... :p

[waseemupsonian]

Translation part 1: Whose name is Taliban, They don't get frightened from their enemies, I am very brave, These are good young people like me, Whose name is Taliban, They don't get frightened from their enemies, I am very brave, I thank you very much, They are following their religion in truth, They are in search & fighting with their enemies only, I thank you very much, 

[kevinwetson]

fuck you all talibans!!!! all the world hate you !!!! why you still breathe????? go on and die!!!plz!!!!!!go to helllll!!! allah is calling you !!!!!

[kapisa123]

زنده باد اسلام اوطالبان ۲۰۱۲

[Bakorebal001]

long live taliban ! send US to the hellhole !

[Antisocialist14]

That's Not Taliban.

[BIGISM11]

Ik ur still in mourning from ur fathers death (bin laden) but u dont have to make urself a target for seals to put ur head on a stick and use u as a baseball bat all from a song

[ingehs]

lyrics: My life is not complete until i turn US into same hellhole.

[jigmet]

Monkey Taliban !!!

[SWZ32TT]

is he aiming a loaded weapon at his buddy's head and the camera man? bahahahaha! morons...

Opium is a hell of a drug....

[randomreptar21]

this bitch is probably dead now lol

[havenicedayAnyway]

rajoul wa rijalou 9alil

[Sa4n]

long live talibans kill US scum

[21MrMOM]

@Sa4n you sir are a moron,

[Sa4n]

@21MrMOM u whore are brainwashed

[InfidelUniversity]

My life isn't complete until I use your face as a toilet seat.....

[ameenastarz678]

Osama goes for round 2.

[shahzadnaeem111]

Don't laugh guyz this dude is brain washed !

[weldrickracing]

And A Solider Pops One In The Head With A Long Distance Sniper...

[BiggieBalls3]

viva taliban! kill those american pussies for stealing your opium

[afg040]

fucking pakistani shit in ur ugly taliban face

[8Elchavo]

Thumbs up if you were just waiting for him to shoot the gun.

[jobbyman10]

how the fuck did this war last 10 years?

[REXXBAILEY]

@jobbyman10 WELL WAT DO U MEAN HOW..!! DIDNT THEY JUS SHOW U THEIR DEADLIEST WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION JUS NOW.. I DARE U TO LISTEN TO THE WHOLE SONG AND NOT AVE UR EARS BLEED. AND BRAIN DAMAGED DUDE... PS ( notice the delicate yellow flowers tucked behind each ear for good measure)

[TheKruthix]

I like this guy.

[TheAfghanPride786]

hahaha!

[turboracer13500]

opium consumers = crackhead

[dogchoon]

@turboracer13500 lol...fucking awesome....top man

[schoenbrunn1]

i hope  god destroy them

[XX15214]

Russian Weapon 

[England4eva89]

Two days later he was shot in the face and shit his pants.

[2856948]

i though he was giong yo shot

[Norman68623]

This is everything, but nothing to be considered a "taliban". Real talibs are close minded, retarded & ignorant fucks lacking any sense of humor, let alone showing a behavior of singing in front of a camera. Maybe, he probably is an insurgent. But i would like to see how you would act with foreign troops invading your village and touching your women. You would rip their ass open, if you'd be honest. Good Afghan anyway, afarin !

[ryccoeb]

@Norman68623 You know it's actually funny that you say they are ignorant and retarded. If so - why are NATO & ISAF & USA etc still uable to win the war over there? With all this technology and economy it shouldn't be a problem to win the battle. Since this is true - your statement is false, which makes you sound like an ignorant asshole. By the way "talib" means "student".

[ralahinn1]

Since alcohol is forbidden them, what do they do to attain this state?

[AmericanConnections]

@ralahinn1 They smoke camel shit.

[ShreddingStehr]

I totally thought his ass was gonna get taken out by a U.S. sniper in the last 5 seconds

[crangesJ]

Is this a real taliban who sent this video onto the internet?

[rexbetts89]

Be careful so you don't get stoned by your comrades for being too gay.If you deside to trade sides you might have future in Broadway Musicals.

[97rwjlover]

thumbs up if you were just waiting for a us soldier to pop up from behind a rock and blow his head up. :)

[tauroscorp]

@redbear555 And you are accusing all americans stupid... So you are not better as they are. =)

[wontacceptthis]

@redbear555 You are ignorant, like some humans. They think every American or Canadian guy is retarded. Stupid human.

[NORSEMAN1967]

@wontacceptthis Really? we are stupid? Then why do so many flock to Canada and U.S. then? I find it funny how we are hated but yet you people want to come here to escape the primitive shithole country you come from, If it was up to me Id deport every single cocksucker back to their shithole country

[wontacceptthis]

@NORSEMAN1967 Chill with the hate until you read what I was replying to, keyboard warrior. Redbear555 had a comment saying something like "you are retarded like all Americans. They think they are . . . something derogatory . . . stupid americans". I was mocking someone who made a hasty generalization that all Americans are retarded warmongers. I AM AN AMERICAN WHO LOVES MY COUNTRY! Read first. Comment later. It can help you not look like a tool.

[mtstatehk14090914]

@redbear555 I dont think like that. Whos the idiot now?

[ISUBSISTONSOULS]

Most of the Americans I know do not instantly relate drug-abusing, AK-47-wielding terrorists with beards that talk in a semi-Indian accent to Iraq or Afghan, or stereotype in general for that matter. Our country is just as full of assholes as the next. You are not interesting. You are not standing up for anyone. You are not displaying intelligence. You are using one stereotype to argue against another, which I find rather arbitrary, mediocre and hypocrital.

[OliverMargetin]

@redbear555 I wish youd say that to my face you stupid raghead, id tear your fucking head off

[startrek1992]

@97rwjlover Did u really wish that?

[GamerR95D]

fucking terrorist

[kanachi12]

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR N RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[jafakaify]

fuck u ,, u r not bahadar u r mordagaw fuck u bulshit

[megatampert]

Taliban can fight all they want but Afghan people will never tolerate what Taliban's do to 5 year old boys. And i'm not even joking, it's the only reason they're fighting.Just a bunch of perverts.

[Kapo465]

Aimless fuckers, thats why we took your entire fucking village!

[waziryaseen]

@Kapo465 took ma ass , you bumb ass dnt jst look newz come nd see what is happening in afghanistan talibanz are killing americanz like pigz

[Kapo465]

@waziryaseen Hahahahaha learn to type a bit better, that chicken scratch bullshit aint helpin you out. Yeah hahaha, them night ops say different. Come to Afghanistan and check us out you anime watchin pussy

[Kapo465]

@waziryaseen But its alright, we got more pizz for yo face!

[reza2pac]

THESE TALIBANS are the worlds most strong infantry world has yet seen. and pls stop talking about your marines if nato wouldnt have helped america, usa would have lost the war sooner. marines are nothing theyr just some dumm ass 18y old college kids thrown into the war

[MrTexan505]

@reza2pac wow your a dumbass

[reza2pac]

@MrTexan505 your dumb ass whats my problem when you dont know about the world america leaves afghanistan in 2014 saying its pointless to fight talibans means they lost so no im not dumb ass

[OtiumBorealis]

@reza2pac America lost? Are we talking about the same war?

[reza2pac]

@OtiumBorealis yes same war u american lost ur troops will leave in 2014

[OtiumBorealis]

@reza2pac I'd say just because America didn't eradicate every single cowardly taliban, doesn't mean they lost the war. They defeated the barbaric totalitarian taliban government. What's left of the taliban are just little rats, scurrying around, blowing up girl's schools and killing their own people.

[reza2pac]

@OtiumBorealis TALIBAN ARENT COWARDS ITS AMERICA WHOS the real coward... taliban vs usa nato isaf . whos coward still lost the war!!

[JoelYossi48]

A predator drone would have made this video

[Naughty540]

Where are those Marines? Piss on this guy!!!!

[Vietboy1st]

all i could understand " Taliban and Thank you very much " lol..

[mysaltshaker]

I think this is a song about how he will get the last laugh in the end and he is really angry at his group for kicking him out because he is a gay. As Troy pointed out he has flowers in his hair too an this is not standard dress for his peeps. Farging icehole motherbitch

[javed5334]

very good wear vest afridi and ilove afridi 03002812701 shahid khan

[wahopin]

Lame

[bcman87]

he must have just gotten off the mid watch...

[TheResedentevil]

baster mister croelry and fuck ur ass 

[mikaylaboo1]

Yes, it's too bad he didn't shoot his buddy in the head. Now that would have been funny!

[FelixFarago]

How did they know to drive airplanes ?!



[TheResedentevil]

Mashallah Zenda bahd talebab who wrot fuk taleban i fuck u mother fucker

[vmaxpdg]

Damned Talibans. I can not see their movements.

[mental10will]

fuck i didnt even kno afhgan or whever he is still has grass :o