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  • "Gives me time for a drink. I'll just go straight to the bar..."

    xD He does this while drunk...he is awesome.

  • If there is a god, creating Hitchens is his major mistake

  • i have been blind for over 30 years...why didn't anyone told me about Hitchens?

  • I could listen to Hitchens all day. Wait, I just did!

  • Sigh. Hitchens can't even go through a single debate without a drink.

  • 72 virgins ?

    female virgins ?

  • @saintpine That's a point,it'd be hilarious to see the look on a jihadist's face when presented with 72 male nerds...or grapes for that matter!

  • @comanchio1976

    or what about 72 virgin pigs, or gorillas.

  • @saintpine Who says they are even female? 72 male World of Warcraft players that would be hilarious!!

  • @comanchio1976

    Jeff Dunham - Achmed the Dead Terrorist

    watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go

  • @LakeShaman what? theres 80% beleivers in america not 80%nonbeleivers

  • @LakeShaman 80% non believers? ... United States has the highest number of Christians for a 1st world country - especially compared to Europe and Canada. Here about 10-15% are atheist, and over there it's higher to 20-30%! Check out Texas and the 'bible belt' where a law was passed so that you have to be Christian to take any state office, or no alcohol can be sold on Sunday, since it's God's day. Gambling is outlawed because it's sinful.

  • @Adrealist He meant 80% believers, I think.

  • @Adrealist you (i think) cant be in state office in north carolina (my state) or south carolina if your atheist but im not sure about this

  • @patrickledford420 If so that is against Article Six of the United States Constitution, making it an illegal statute. "forbids a religious test as a requirement for holding a governmental position and holds the United States under the Constitution"

  • "Straight to the bar."

  • Where was this? Vanderbilt?

  • @BARCACROSSESTHEALPS

    Podium says Sewanee, The University of the South

  • A good lecture all in all, but I don't agree entirely with him on the point about the US being the only country founded on secular principles. Sweden's constitution may not have the same wording, but we're 85% non-believers and it shows in the way things work; especially now since we've abolished state religion and dropping out of the old state church is a matter of checking a box and putting the paper in a mailbox.

  • key word founded. Hes not saying America is the most secular now, hes saying it should be, and if it were, could enact the most change on the wider world in favour of secularism through example.

  • Sweden's fucking cool. You and Norway especially.

  • The audience is kind of dumb. They r not reacting to his jokes. It was much better in Seattle.

  • Atheists are becoming more vocal because the religious are becoming more vocal about getting creationist myths taught in public school science classes, passing civic policy that's based on religion, and trying to break down the wall of separation between church and state. Most atheists are fine with people believing whatever they want, just don't try to force everyone else to live by it or believe it.

  • I'm more vocal because of the issue Hitchens talks about in part 4 of this series. I refer to the matter of christians who support the jewish state because they would like to see the fulfillment of their end times prophesy. If not for the collapse of the financial system in Sep 08, we would today have such a person holding the office of Vice President of the United States. That is an extremely disquieting fact, one that compels me to speak out against theism.

  • Good point. Fair play to you, Is1z28chris.

  • Not when theres is plenty of theistic people out there poisoning peoples minds with their mystical bullshit. Thats why my friend, I paraphrased from Christopher Hitchens actually response to that exact question. Atheism is not a sect, for numerous reasons and you expose your ignorance of what atheism really is by saying that.

  • "This gives me time for a drink. I'd go straight to the bar" Ha ha, fucking Hitch. You gotta love em.

  • "Right, I'm off to the bar" :-) Good on you, Hitch.

  • Everyone must believe in something; I believe I shall have a drink.

    W. C. Fields said it, Hitchens lives it. (Just listen carefully at the very end of the formal presentation.)

  • God I love Hitchens!

  • @24LakerGirl Irony! very nice :)

  • His forehead gets kind of reddish and shiny when he has had too much Scotch.

  • I have a feeling that Hitch may prefer to think of it as his forehead becoming too pale and matted if he hasn't had an occasional shot of a good single malt.

    But seriously, those endless imploring religious appeals for belief in yet another convolution of easily refutable arguments requites a stiff one now and again. It's like; ok, let's hear it, as yet another person asks, 'What if Santa was skinny enough to get down the chimney? .. he must be real!'

    Good grief.

    Pass the bottle please Hitch.

  • Hey marsCubed: "'What if Santa was skinny enough to get down the chimney? .. he must be real!'" Mate, that's one of the funniest and most succinct and astute satires of theology I've ever heard and i'm totally using it at the next opportunity!

    Cheers!

  • more then 6 down thumbs means shut the fuck up.

  • Three comments with 6 thumbs down means your going to hell. ;)

  • perfect. is Hovind the wiener lawyer?

  • He was reading.

  • What?

  • Those are all words in the English language, but you use them in a way that makes no fucking sense.

  • @supruzr  Maybe you would understand If you put your bible down and read some real books.

  • "gives me time for a drink" well played Christopher, well played

  • hitchens is such a booze hound lol

    i love him

  • is Chris praying at the outset of this clip?

    (-;

  • I thought he was making a joke.

  • you're probably right.

    i'll have to double check the clip.

    i just thought it was a nice little slip there.....

    it's strange.

    i really think he's the greatest,

    but i don't share his beliefs.

    the tyranny of agreement doesn't trip me up.

    it's so nice to feel that way,

    after so many years of "my way or the highway" viewpoints.....

  • In Milton's "Paradise Lost", the Devil actually has very cogent and intelligent arguments against God's 'plan' and especially aginst the concept of 'original sin'.

    I've never heard them put more logically, and certainly never heard an inelligent answer to them from any Believer. All Christians should read it and ask themselves the questions asked by Satan. What would be their answer?

  • You should read Jose Saramago's The Gospel According to Jesus Christ. One of the best chapters of the novel is a brilliant conversation between Jesus, God and the Devil around God's plan; but unlike Milton, Saramago doesn't redeem the Judeo-Christian god.

  • I don't know whether you've read it or not, but another excellent Saramago novel is 'Blindness'. If not, then you should, it's terrific, and if you have you should also give 'The Plague' by Albert Camus a spin.

  • Thank you for those tips.

  • Was this room really used as the cafeteria in Hogwarts in the Harry Potter movies?

  • "That gives me time for a drink!" lol. Always Hitchens. :-)

  • I recently heard that he gave up drinking. Is this true?

  • Good for him. I wonder if jebus made him give up the booze? lol

  • The Turkish revolution is still standing too, barely though, sadly... But the revolution led by Mustafa Kemal Atatürk needs to be uphold in Türkiye! The secular republic of Türkiye needs to be protected at all cost. So Mr. Hitchens forget to mention this.

  • I spent a lot of time in Turkey and in the neighboring Arab countries. Turkey is like a candle of sanity in a region of ignorance and superstition. I don't think any other leader besides Ataturk could have led Turkey out of society based on myths and nonsense to the sane secular state it is today. It is too bad--because the middle east needs more Ataturks.

  • "Gives me time for a drink; I can go straight to the bar."

    ...what a hero.

  • And with a philosophical approach he makes sure the glass is always at least half-full.

  • I'm grateful to that guy for asking the question about benevolent vs malevolent dictatorship. That's something that I think badly needed clarifying.

  • Hitchens is wrong about the other nations constitutions.

    COMMONWEALTH OF AUSTRALIA CONSTITUTION ACT - SECT 116

    Commonwealth not to legislate in respect of religion

    The Commonwealth shall not make any law for establishing any religion, or for imposing any religious observance, or for prohibiting the free exercise of any religion, and no religious test shall be required as a qualification for any office or public trust under the Commonwealth.

  • A good argument, but don't forget the Queen is still recognized as the head of State of the UK's Commonwealth.

  • Religion is an idea, you destroy ideas by revealing their negativity. This is the only way to do it, if you start to kill religious people, you make martyrs, and thus you increase the amount of believers by making yourself the evil. Hitchens has the right idea on how to get rid of religion. I am not his supporter, I only share knowledge....

  • Religion also means people (believers). What are you going to do with these people? Put them in concentration camps? Organize mass-executions? Atheists have much experience in such matters, don't they?

  • Umm, what? I'd agree with that poster that religion should be "destroyed", although that may be confusing wording. I also think that racism, flat-earth-ism, creationism, and all whacky UFO cults should be destroyed. It's the IDEAS which should be destroyed through ARGUMENT and LOGIC. You might (obviously) disagree with that, but it has nothing to do with the PEOPLE.. especially KILLING people.. that's something which can only be excused (ironically) with unquestioned dogma.

  • educate

  • Not really. Hitler was a Roman Catholic and his cohorts in the Holocaust included the Archbishop of Vienna. There is nothing inherent in atheism which could be used to encourage such behaviour. By contrast Hitler often refered to Jews as "Christ-Killers". But I guess you wouldn't know that gathering your information from duplicitous charlatans who repeatedly and knowingly lie about Hitler's personal beliefs.

  • "There is nothing inherent in atheism which could be used to encourage such behaviour."

    Not true. Read about "Society of the Godless". Atheism can be used to burn and kill in the same manner as religions. In fact, nowadays it is atheists who are mostly intolerant.

  • Where are these camps driven by disbelief in God?

  • 'Atheism can be used to burn and kill in the same manner as religions. In fact, nowadays it is atheists who are mostly intolerant. '

    absolutally not, when in history have ANY atheists organisations promoted discrimination or murder? - never

  • See "Society of the Godless" in Wikipedia.

  • 'See "Society of the Godless" in Wikipedia. '

    it says on wikipedia that these guys were shut down in 1947. Dude we didnt even know what ethics were until 1947. Now people in a modern society have a duty in thier interaction with that society (which Atheists respect).

    religious people still seem to find it quite easy to disregard this duty to ethics and determinism by invoking bronze age laws to justify heinous atrocities.

  • Also, check up this: "State atheism".

  • some atheists are intolerant too, of course

    but they're not intolerant BECAUSE they are atheist, while religious people are intolerant because of their beliefs

    check out: 'logic'

  • Atheists are only intolerant and are now beginning to voice their opposition to Christian intrusion on the constitution.

    This intrusion has existed for so long that the Christians do not even see that they are intruding.

    What seems to piss off the credulous is the realization that their ideas are now being challenged, and that they cannot meet that challenge.

  • You are probably talking about the particular problem in the US, while I had in mind atheists in general, especially from the newest wave of atheism (caused by Dawkins, Harris, Hitchens etc).

  • Well....I agree with all of them, and you better add Dan Dennett too.

    They argue against the really bad ideas and beliefs that religion requires.

  • What he says about the American constitution doesn't also aply to the others (the french one for instance?). I don't think America is the only country with a constitution not recognising a god...

  • "i dont think"

    versus

    "i have informed myself and now i know"

    until you do, zip it :P

  • So Hitchens is a "self defined Orwellian icon of postmodernism" and a moral relatavist?

  • "He's a nihilist, who's moral necessity of atheism, derives from his own personal Cartesian scientistic bifurcation"? Sounds like you got that from the Postmodern Essay Generator!

  • Yeah, the Postmodern Essay Generator is brilliant isn't it? Let me have a go:

    ""Class is part of the paradigm of sexuality," says Debord; however, according to Abian, it is not so much class that is part of the paradigm of sexuality, but rather the absurdity, and hence the futility, of class. Therefore, the subject is contextualised into a that includes reality as a whole."

    Whatever the fuck that means. I'm glad you find such language as amusing as I do.

  • I'm astonished that he did; and a little bit jealous. :D

  • ditto, but that's about the only thing we can be proud of America for, at the moment; after all being "under god" has done so much for our countries "respect" of human life in the world. That is to say, mostly nothing relative what so ever.

  • That Paradise Lost quote in full: The mind is its own place, and in it self Can make a Heav'n of Hell, a Hell of Heav'n. What matter where, if I be still the same, And what I should be, all but less then hee Whom Thunder hath made greater? Here at least We shall be free; th' Almighty hath not built Here for his envy, will not drive us hence: Here we may reign secure, and in my choyce To reign is worth ambition though in Hell: Better to reign in Hell, then serve in Heav'n.
  • Imagine, you were a priest in the church, who studied theology. You worked in church 10 years. It's a steady income for your family. And suddenly atheistic books are edited, people attending church are starting to question their faith. You see, that what you are teaching is lie, but it feeds you. What will you do? Will you continue to spread the lie or say publicly, that what you taught was dishonest?

  • xg: I agree with your point and would extend the question to Islam. It is not just that they have an investment of time and energy, they have sacrificed parts of their bodies (pretty rotten if you're a circumsised woman) and much of their emotional and intellectual growth, as well as so much of their life. There would be massive bitterness and regret if they "came out". Just look at Ayaan Kirsi Ali's books. It's a family-wide and family-deep reality that is so hard to question let alone disown.

  • I would personally devote my time to change the world....to advocate the Venus project: a movement to apply the scientific method to a world economic and social design.

    It's what we ALL should have. What are we waiting for?  Religion to destroy the world?

  • I agree we need to create a meta-government in cyberspace in the form of a site designed to harvest our collective will and insight. All it really takes is the means to make our political capital more tangible, like money does for wealth, but in an environment where its spent to support, oppose, or participate in analyzing and resolving real world, real time issues. Where we're encourage to find and secretly delegate our capital to those we find who seem better able to spend it wisely.

  • I'll send you a video, given that you seem to be a "thinker." :) I hope you get a chance to watch it. But I must tell you...it's best to leave your pre-conceived notions aside when you take a listen.

  • I'm listening to it now... and no, I hadn't heard of the venus project. You might like my blog (channel url) because I can already tell that we've reached similar conclusions from very different analysis.

    What's most interesting to me is that he seems to be trying to explain the end result, while I'm only looking for the tiny tweaks we could make that lead us there. Thanks for the heads up.

  • bells ringing...emperor's new clothes anyone? except mant times over, obviously. yeah it would be awesome if it could be that instantaneous but i fear we have to just keep plugging away, heyho it doesnt depress me. peace

  • Jeff Dunham made a great point about the 72 virgins waiting for the Islamics. No one ever said that the virgins are women.

  • as long as there not too old i wouldent mind either

  • If we were to all think about it, I mean really think long and hard about it, I think most of us would say, "I'd rather reign in Hell than serve in Heaven". How small is God that he needs us to worship him and fawn over him? And if he doesn't NEED it then why did he create us? Point is, he didn't.

  • I like to think of it this way: If there is indeed a hell for me to go to, that's where all those with whom I'd rather spend time with are.

  • "I'm damn proud that we got the fuck away from your shit-country."

    Actually, you didn't get that far away. I can't think of two countries with closer ties than the US and Britain. Plus I always thought Christians looked upon Christianity as a moral necessity.

  • What intelligent person needs to be taught metaphorical morals on such an arrogant basis, but for those many whom can't truly comprehend them for themselves.

  • Third grade history books do tend to make people say things like: "I'm damn proud that we got the fuck away from your shit-country."

    lol.....embarrasing somewhat.

  • You can clearly see the power and influence of you and your kind slipping away through the bottleneck of an hourglass. It's great to hear a sobbing baby who's not going to get the after dinner pudding his mother promised. Buy a life jacket to ensure you don't drown in the crocodile tears of you and your pious friends in the coming years.

  • You will find that CH is now an official american citizen.

  • There's no reason to troll rate someone like Andrasthevader. His/her supreme stupidity does that enough on its own.

  • So do you have an actual point or counterpoint to make or have you grown out of hiding behind your racist pointless remarks?

  • The only downside to Islam not being true is that noone will get to see the look on the face of horny jihadists when they turn up in paradise ready for an eternity of sex only to be presented with a bowl of fruit instead!

  • lol, he never misses the chance to do communion, ha ha ha ha. Hitch is my role model

  • When did this speech take place, by the way?

    Thanks so much for it. More always welcome!

  • You may get 72 virgins, but they come with 72 mothers in law. LOL

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