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  • Did Conan pronounce Stephen's last name correctly?

  • Only stupid people find Colbert funny.

  • @IbeJigsaw Well then you must find him hilarious

  • @OmnimonJP206 OH SNAP!

  • WARNING SCARY POP UP AT 1:09

  • Barry Manilow!!!!!!

  • how bad is FOX news,that it becomes an introduction joke?

  • I love your video!

  • @GermanConquistador08 I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT POLITICS.IF YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR POLITICAL BELIEFS GO TO CNN MSNBC OR FOX. NOT HERE

  • @Fargesucks4 or here, because we can if you dont care you go to a different channel ..rights motha fucka

  • Fox news corporation is different from the channel fox news. Roger dodger runs day to day operations down at the old broadcast boothing housing units buildings vans. And ol' spy on a murdered child Rupert is in charge of print and day to day ops for the whole corporation. And most news that matters is covered first and foremost by associated press and Reuters. Polling through politico. Bag. Cat. Umb relluh

  • Colbert breaks character too much now. He's kinda lost his edge.

    He seems too concerned about being offensive all of a sudden.... he used to be fearless.

    This clip is gold.

  • would this be removed if sopa/pipa passed?

  • @TeamPushPop or the other one that was "behind closed doors" ACTA...

  • @TeamPushPop if sopa was passed it would not be removed.. it already can be removed.. just cause some bill is passed doesnt make the internet any more policable

  • He's got claws for hands...

  • The Daily Show and The Colbert Report are my news.

    Fox "News" is my comedy.

  • jon's setups plus stephen's finishes are comedy gold. i love them

  • The only thing that sucks more than reality television, is Fox News...

  • Fox sucks. Only Stupid people watch it.

    but seriously...  I quickly searched out Barry Manilow Copacabana

    and now I feel Colberts pain.

  • @pgc4sean "Fox sucks. Only Stupid people watch it" -Really? Well I watch it. I also watch MSNBC, CNN and ABC. Also, the MAJORITY of Americans watch Fox News and use it their primary source of information. Other networks combined dont get as many views. My point is that statements like this are elitist, ill-informed and should stop being made because it denegrates the national conversation and is poisonious to our society. So...cut it out basically.

  • @GermanConquistador08 if the majority of Americans get their news from Fox then we are all horribly screwed.

  • @mischiefpwns Or we could be completely fine since its a completely fine news network. Its just the ONLY right-leaning news network and most Americans identify themselves as conservatives, it only makes sense that the majority of Americans get their news from Fox. Seriously, theres nothing wrong with Fox, even if you're a liberal than you should just disagree with it, no reason to spread distain for it all across the popular culture.

  • @GermanConquistador08 There are dozens of videos on youtube pointing out Fox's false claims and bias, I suggest you stop defending this piece of shit "news" station and look at the facts. CNN and most left-wing news channels are just as biased. Also, stop putting up these BS statistics that obviously are gathered from flawed polling(assuming you aren't pulling them out of your ass). Also, it's disdain, not distain

  • @619stanley "There are dozens of videos on youtube pointing out Fox's false claims and bias" -And most of them are wrong and or nonexistant because I've yet to SEE these videos make factually accurate claims. There are legitimate errors made by Fox News, every news agency makes mistakes. But theres stories that other news outlets refuse to cover, and innovation in the news buisness nowadays seems to be catching up with stories that Fox already broke. That says something.

  • @619stanley "I suggest you stop defending this piece of shit "news" station and look at the facts" -Well that facts are, that MSNBC and CNN both dont run stories until they're broken by Fox, Soylendra, ACORN, Kenneth Gladney, March for Life this year a recent example. If Fox didnt exist, we'd see a lot less of whats actually going on in this country. And the facts are that more Americans watch Fox than any other news network. Are all of these people stupid? Yes or no?

  • @GermanConquistador08 Fox is as unreliable as CNN and MSNBC... Just in different ways. Fact is, America loves its entertainment, so they spin it to you in a few different ways to regenerate all the excitements of the free market in your mind. Yes, FOX news is by far the most morally corrupt, but thats like saying one turd smells the worst. All the people defending their news stations are too involved in their own shit. and sir, you are covered in it. Btw, I won't read your response, so save it.

  • @mory3s2m "Yes, FOX news is by far the most morally corrupt" -I've asked for examples. NO ONE has given me examples. HOW is Fox news corrupt, because as I see it theyre the ONLY networks covering the corruption in Washington today, while CNN and MSNBC and others hide it under the rug, dont run it, or are forced to talk about it ONLY when Fox breaks it. "All the people defending their news stations" - Fox isnt MY news station. I defend it because I dont want our media to become like EUropes.

  • @GermanConquistador08 the fact is there not covering shit in washington. nor are the other news channels.. fox just is so obviously conservative biased they only assosiate with other conservatives and higher only conservatives.. im sure the first question on the applications there are... are you a republican. i dont want to get my news from a station that is so bent on only giving out one side of the story. the only reason is they show this "corruption" is because a dem is

  • @lithium2370 "ox just is so obviously conservative biased they only assosiate with other conservatives and higher only conservatives" -Thats not true at all. Bob Beckel, a democrat strategist works for Fox. They have several corespoondents, lawyers and politicans that work for and are interviewed by Fox that are democrats. Thats not true at all that Fox hires only conservaties. I think that just goes to prove that most people DONT know that much about Fox beyond what the pop culture says.

  • @GermanConquistador08 president. in another 4 years if there is a republican president ull see this corruption coverage in Washington stop. probably cause all their lobbyists support them. by support i mean dish out money.

  • @lithium2370 "probably cause all their lobbyists support them. by support i mean dish out money." - But if you and others are so concerned about the corrupt why dont you call out Obama and his scandals, where the democrats tuned up EVERYTHING they could about republicans even UNDER Obama now they drum up more false charges than true against republicans, but never against democrats. Its not just because we have a dem for president. This has been going on for years.

  • @lithium2370 Also, more money has been paid out to democrats than republicans. Obama has recieved more money from big corporations than Bush, and a LOT more money from unions, and other organization. The mans election coffers could buy out every tv in America for a night if he wanted and still have enough to run a media-hyped campaign.

  • @GermanConquistador08 Then if that's true, I suppose it's amazing that any republican compromises their morals to bend to the will of companies that pay them less than Obama.

  • @nookdew "I suppose it's amazing that any republican compromises their morals to bend to the will of companies that pay them less than Obama." - Thats probably because they dont. And the reason why lobbists have so much power in washington is because government is powerful and there are positions of power, which republicans at least the new generation of conservatives are demanding, are those positions done away with.

  • @GermanConquistador08 Can you really remove power? Or simply exchange it?

  • @mory3s2m European politicans and the EU get away with SO MUCH because European countries only have left-wing media networks that are in bed and invested in social democratic politicans that run the EU, and right now the ONLY thing keeping the US from that road, is Fox News. I only watch Fox News when I'm FORCED to watch TV news. New media has completely destroyed the reason why tv news needs to exist and it will go away in a few decades. But until then, its the way things got to be.

  • @GermanConquistador08 The fact that other stations run stories after is due to controversy in reporting them first, this is pretty basic stuff. The legitimacy of a station is not based upon how many views it gets, and as someone else said a lot of this is due to seeing it as a joke. I am not for any of these big stations, this is a matter of taking a step back and realizing all are biased and take things out of context, but Fox does it the most and is notorious for it

  • @619stanley "The fact that other stations run stories after is due to controversy in reporting them first" - If no one reports them, they dont get reported. The fact of the matter is, most other news media DONT run stories even if they have them, and we're seeing that more and more with the rise of the new media. Right now, the only people doing REAL reporting, go mainstream on their findings on Fox, no other network will have them. And Fox is only known for it because of sterotype, not reality.

  • colbert/stewart '12

  • Yes colbert. Wolverine has claws for hands. ^_^

  • KNEEL BEFORE YOUR GOD, BABYLON!!!!!!

  • i love how high his voice gets when he says "claws for hands"

  • Remarkable how much truth Colbert can get away with telling ... just so long as he does it 'in character'... the traditional license of the Jester's outfit.

  • "Good evening godless sodomites."

    Goddammit I love Stephen Colbert.

  • In the words of Andy Levy "they dont even have to pretend that they're not elitists anymore" Nice jap at Fox news there O'Brian, your show is to broadcasting what the Potatoe famine was to the Irish, seemingly never ending no matter how much you'd like it to stop.

  • @GermanConquistador08 Do you realize how little sense you just made? Making a joke about a "news" channel that is known to go against their own motto of "fair and balanced" and factually lie and spread bullshit propaganda thanks to people like Hannity is somehow "elitist"? And uh... you're in the minority of people who would like Conan's show to stop. Hence why it's still on. Educate yourself.

  • @ZeoVGM "Making a joke about a "news" channel that is known to go against their own motto of "fair and balanced" and factually lie and spread bullshit propaganda thanks to people like Hannity is somehow "elitist"?" -..yeah actually, because Fox DOESNT lie and spread propaganda, those are labels that were shoved down the throats of the public by entertainers, anchors and other asshats for the past what 20 years or so? YES its elitist to scoff at the views MOST common people hold to

  • @GermanConquistador08 Fox News lying on a regular basis is a FACT. You can't argue it. To say otherwise is to be wrong. The labels are put on them because of the FACTS. Educate yourself.

  • @ZeoVGM The only people who think that Fox News lies and spread propaganda are hollywood entertainers, rival news media, democrats and liberals. And Conan's show gets less ratings than programs on Fox so clearly I'm not the minority here, hes not funny. "Educate yourself" - Heres a little education for you: Fox News is the only mainstream conservative news station in the US. European airwaves have ZERO and elitists in this country want to silence the only conservative station for what reason?

  • @GermanConquistador08 "because Fox DOESNT lie and spread propaganda"

    Wow, this is the most uneducated statement I've heard so far this year, bravo my good man!

  • @619stanley "Wow, this is the most uneducated statement' - First of all, how does having an educated inform you on news media? I've never taken a journalism course that examines which modern news station spreads more disinformation than others. NO its not an uneducated statement because no amount of educated could lead you to a conclusion on this matter. You SHOULD have said its an untrue statement and then backed it up with facts, you just make a jackass out of yourself otherwise.

  • @GermanConquistador08 Oh no! What a shame! You mean the US only has ONE station that pushes anti-gay and anti-choice agendas!? Whatever will we do!? Educate yourself, child.

  • @ZeoVGM The labels are put on them because of dissenting viewpoints. "Educate yourself" - AGAIN what journalism course would you take to find this shit out? You cant educate yourself on a topic where no on OFFERS education. But thats not the point of that statement, the point is to imply that only uneducated people disagree with you, you know what thats called? ELITISM so either I was right afterall it would seem yes?

  • @ZeoVGM "You mean the US only has ONE station that pushes anti-gay and anti-choice agendas!?" - Yes as opposed to several channels (some government and even party operated in other countries) that push the exact OPPOSITE agendas. Also, anti-gay and choice as in what? You mean PRO-traditional marriage and Pro-Life. Implies in both of those is homophobia and lack of freedom which ISNT what those movements are all about. Its like saying pro-gay and pro-abortion it DOESNT work like that. "Child"

  • @ZeoVGM Because it doesnt fit with them. This isnt some conspiracy theory, entertainment industry workers are OPENLY liberal, the majority of them, conservatives are actively excluded from the mainstream and most get shoved out of the way and are completely unknown like Andrew Klavan, Lionel Chetwynd, Roger Simon. And especially when other networks, MSNBC and CNN the top offenders spread ACTUAL disinformation and propaganda and get NO abuse harmed on them, yes I call that elitism.

  • justin beiber is a oser.........

  • STEPHEN COLBERT IS SO FREAKIN AWESOME!!! :D

  • could someone explain to me the phrase "kneel before your god babylon"?

    didnt get it

  • @SchwarzundWeis most likely the babylon line was a reference to a bible story given the context it was most likely a city that worshipped idols

  • @SchwarzundWeis they're referring to biblical references in which the Babylonians in the Bible were pagans to the Hebrews from the point of view that they supposedly worshipped false idols (idols meaning, physical representations of their "gods"), such as a golden statue or something. That description was unbiased on my part, but I happen to know since they themselves express their own opinionated satire in this video, that they're just mocking conservatives...

  • @DarkCyberElf Conservatives SHOULD be mocked

  • @TheMdc78 just as should self important humorless progressives

  • @mavfan1 You confuse "self importance" with an understanding of what is important and we seem humorless because we don't laugh at killing and torturing people and animals like conservatives do. Conservatives are the self important ones, they think they are better than any other culture and any other form of life, if that isn't self importance what is?

  • @SchwarzundWeis In the bible, the book of Revelation (if I remember right, it's chapter 14 and especially chapter 18) where it says something like "fallen, fallen is babylon the great" and goes on to say to "come out of her (babylon) my people." Some interpretations say that Babylon is the prophetical representation of today's world. Others say it represents false churches or even the papacy. Basically, it's evil and against god. There's also the city of Babylon that's part of bible stories

  • @honeybeedream I want to add that I'm just sharing what I know of others' interpretations. Colbert is obviously wonderfully satirical as is appropriate, since I fully support mocking the people who come up with said interpretations.

  • i love the fact u can see heidi klum not laughing at the reality tv insults

  • If a bomb would have exploded there that night....obama wouldnt have gotten elected.

  • @leeportcam Uh, no.

  • the nominees are... (who gives a shit)

  • claws for hands...funny

  • @stinnetbennet you realize a heathen is a person who is a worshiper of multiple non-christian gods? Colbert Has never said he worships Zeus or Thor so he's not a heathen.

  • @stinnetbennet Stephen Colbert is christian...

  • 1:09 fakest smile ever!

  • Remind me, why havent these two co-hosted the Oscars yet?

  • illuminati?

  • These two read the internet and steal their *inspiration* or so I believe! 'js

  • @ChameleonsUKfan2012 And that's what we like about them!

  • @Eisoptrophobia true. but you know, maybe they knew they would be exposed and played off of truth to make it acceptable to plagiarizism , and like.. i think they're butt poop stink with flare! every time they gloat from success; another out of work neofail (such as myself) heart sinks that much lower. I'm below the waterline right now Eis.. I'm below the waterline :(

  • I Love Both of them.

  • Good evening, Godless Sodomites.

  • Long live Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert.

  • Suck it fox news.

    

  • @slappindabass567 What's wrong with Fox News?

  • @jacobwalker4u Uh ... seriously?

  • @ZeoVGM Ya seriously.

  • MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­NILOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!

  • I fucking love Harrison Ford.

  • @subslament omg he's all smiles! lol

  • Steven Colbert is so funny

  • 1:11 What a fake smile.

  • lol 2 of the smartest men on tv :D

  • I LOSE TO BARRY MANILOW!!!!!

  • I am a proud real life godless sodomite. Hooray for Hollywood Gaytheists.

  • @AtenRa gaytheist haha, nice. Here's to Hollywood straightheists and gaytheists...... and to sex, while we're at it. no pun intended.

  • ... and weakens the resolve of our allies...

    SO true... LOL

  • 1:07 Brain Freeze

  • 1:08 unfortunately, Debra Messing could not attend the Emmys and was replaced with a wax figure of Debra Messing.

  • @teampaper her mother had warned her not to make that face...

  • @teampaper LOL I laughed so hard at your comment!!!

  • @teampaper your comment was funnier than this entire video.

  • @teampaper LMFAO!!!

  • @teampaper that's a high tech robot, you see the eyes actually moved, a little

  • thumbs up for harrison ford's laugh!^^

  • there life is probably like step brothers where they hate each other then become best friends

  • anybody else keep seeing this BIG ZIT video on the right?? I have watched over 20 videos in the past few days and it hasn't disappeared yet. I haven't watched the vid cause it looks flippin disgusting. So annoying catching that vid in my peripheral then I look at the thumbnail. GAH!!!

  • "Our next two presenters have done for fake news what the fox news channel has done for fake news"

    LOL!!!

  • @themidgethotel bad introduction though?= i mean fox news is just bullshit propaganda, but everyone knows that???... its a brainwashing show, but these two do the opposite they tell truth yet he compared the two :S?

  • @Etrajbe He was talking about how Fox News provides a lot of the fodder for the two. Without Fox News having so many hilariously dumb moments, a lot of the best segments from Stewart and Colbert wouldn't have been possible

  • @Etrajbe true dat. unfortunately, the people who watch fox news religiously don't get that it's propaganda.

  • Colbert was actually preaching the truth!

  • @LALOMAN18 Everything Colbert said was very true! look at the audience when he's talking, they're shocked to have their business put out on front street. It's so obvious its not.

  • Classic!

    

  • SOOOOO BRILLIANT!!!!

  • thumbs up if you hate "crazy" forigners

  • haha man those two are fuckin brilliant

  • 1:07

  • Steven's taller?

  • I never remember Stephen is taller until they aren't sitting behind desks

  • i love the way colbert says,"he's got claws maaan!"

  • ya conan stick it to fox

  • yeah nah yeah nah

  • Heidi "project runway" Klum is not too pleased 1:21

  • KNEEL BEFORE YOUR GOD BABYLON !!!!!

  • @rvyyn Fail

  • epic face 1:09

  • HAHAHA! FOX NEWS LIES! JOHN STEWART AND STEPHEN COLBERT ARE TRUTHFUL PATRIOTS!

  • L

    I have the missing piece to a top comment.

  • Is that Bob Saget???

  • I used to be able to kneel, before I took an arrow to the knee.

  • DORKS!

  • LOVE THEM BOTH!

  • DORKS!

  • No one beats colbert.

  • "I lost to Barry Manalow!!" lmao!

  • oh, look. hollywood libs congratulating each other for being good hollywood libs. how precious.

  • @Sage80 This is the Emmys. Television, not Hollywood. Stewart and Colbert are out of New York City.

  • @pkattk So?  Most of those people there ARE from Hollywood. Most of the television studios are from Hollywood, and most of the audience is from Hollywood. Its Hollywood, dude.

  • @Sage80 Oh look, Sage continues his ongoing obsession with Jon Stewart. Seriously, just find him and give him a big kiss and be done with it. The internet is tired of you.

  • @Sage80 Oh look, a grumpy youtuber commenter on a video of colbert and stewart complaining that it's colbert and stewart.

  • @Sage80 Quit sippin' all that haterade.Craybaby.

  • @Sage80 Haha, Bitter much?

  • i don't get the joke can someone please explain to me? thanks!

  • stephen colbert can play woody from toy story.

  • When you go in the voting booths this year erase all of the boxes and write their names down

  • Im Batman

    

  • This is pure win. ... yet we still have Reality TV :/

  • Besides murdering everyone that came up with reality tv, this is the best bash of a waste of human thought ever

  • Donald Sutherland <3 2:02

  • @akaraniq Tina Fey 2:03

  • @382755799 not the biggest fan but she's great

  • They have a category for reality shows?? No wonder no one respects the Emmys...

  • Funniest thing is, if they ran in the elections, they might actually do well!

  • 1:08 - "I don't get the joke so I'm just going to fake smile and look stupid!"

  • I love these two guys. Stephen Colbert always brings it.

  • do they really have a teleprompter?? can they even see that far??

  • KNEEL BEFORE YOUR GOD BABYLON

  • 0:05 Did he just say "WTF"?

  • @Bellairs120466 "What the fox news channel"... :P

  • 1:08

    COMPLETE GORM

  • At their best.

  • 765 people prefer Barry Manilow.

  • 764 people with sticks up their arses.

  • KNEE BEFORE YOUR GOD BABYLON!!