High Quality Die Hard 12: Die Hungry

[runsaber1]

was that 0bama having sex with arab children in aisle 3

and dropping to his knee's to give some muslims bj's? *lulz*

the 28 dislikes come from 0bama, his gay lover, and 0bamabots

who prefer video's of BO having gay sex with arab children.

[Teankun]

This the season (posted 12/23/2011)

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1:22 

[EQOAnostalgia]

everyone one zee floor marshnell!

[Fugitive292]

Can't believe SAUL GOODMAN does not know who John McClane is!

[blazinfasstt]

press 5 for the best satirized racism ever

[wildkrrd]

yabbadabbadoodabbadoobidabbbad­ooobie!

[zackcaff81]

Taylor Negron awesome!!!!

[wildkrrd]

@zackcaff81 I agree. He should be in WAY more movies than he's in.

[USArmySupremeGeneral]

What is the music you use?

[mattisprettycool]

this is actually quite funny.

[T3chyo]

Riding under the shopping cart gets me every time...

[LukeMM95]

This actually looks like a pretty decent film, it would make a great spoof atleast. I'd go see it.

Hey fellas, you gotta eat your greens! XD

[MrDonetsk778]

Miiisterrrr BAAAAD BOOOY, dibidiododioo, SHUT UP

[barlin07]

flippin awesome!

[nullwii]

high quality? not really

[darthmaul9210]

awesome skit love the correlation between it and the real movies

[Shrykespeare]

It's funny... the bad guy is played by Taylor Negron, who was also the bad guy in The Last Boy Scout... with Bruce Willis.

[duckab234]

@Shrykespeare as well as playing "Himself" in numerous 80s films

[MutantBlackGuy]

BEST PART STARTS @ 2:21!!!!!!!!!!!!

[theman4712]

24 ppl doesnt like that Bruce Willis didnt make the 12th movie.....

[BluntmanEXE]

I could swear I saw this on a comedy show once back when I was in high school.

[juliandunn]

I wish the Ben Stiller parodies were real movies.

[MattEricV]

how did you get that

[KahlerHahn]

"They say lightning can't strike 12 Times - but don't tell him" lmfao

[cdubcoop]

sorry im picking on you guys ...........yah

[The7thsonof7thson]

How can the same thing happen to the same guy so many times? :D

[wildkrrd]

2:35.... LMAO!!!!!!

[BklynBryan]

This reminded me of the beginning of Cobra with Stallone.

You guys know that Bruce Willis wants to do Die Hard 5 right?

[ThePoetech]

@BklynBryan NO, but I hope he does!

Genuinely. Die Hard is my favorite film of all time.

And I am a cocky motherfucker.

[SecretService80]

"Paper or plastic, you son of a bitch."

[chelioshit]

Man Ben Stiller does a dead on Bruce Willis impression.

[ilikecheetosevenmore]

DUDE!!!!! Freaking awesome!!!!

[BENSTER489]

"they say lightning cant strike 12 times" heheh, classic

[TheLooLzzz]

LOL!

[MissyDra]

He may be right about the consistent onslaught of Die Hard movies.. but he was WAY off on Bruce Willis's hairline.

[TheDieHardkid]

Great video, you look just like Bruce Willis

[twigme2]

lol paper or plastic you sun of a bitch

[BggProductions]

LOL best Bruce Willis impression ever

[Flophole]

Ben stiller sounds really quiet and not into this... it sounds like he's trying not to wake his mom in the next room

[ColeVecsion]

lol actualy he's doing a spot on impersination of bruce willis, ahh i forgot how awesome this show was

[pbl1]

no, he's trying not to wake YOUR mom...and she ain't in the next room.

[mintydog06]

idiot, he does a great impression, havent you seen the film?

[MrGearsOfWar96]

@mintydog06 is there actually a film

[mintydog06]

@MrGearsOfWar96 I meant the Die Hard film hes spoofing.

[johnastro]

holy shit is that creed from the office at 0:48???

[aldaloo3]

Die Hard 12= "Come to the store,Well go shopping,Well get a Christmas turkey". Die Hard="Come out to the coast we'll get together have a few laughs!" .

[Daniloman2908]

lol... he's shopping while fight...

[T82heartR91]

I would love to see this as a movie! :)

[aldaloo3]

Happy Trails!!

[unicron93]

Paper or plastic you son of a! Freakin hillarious!

[Tramain1987]

$2million  in christmas coupons LMAO

[Thanosmed89]

2:18  LOOOOOL!!!

[Jasoon95]

shit that was hilarious! xD

[southerncajuncharm]

A young Tugg Speedman

[kagetoh]

Yabba dabba doo dabba deebee dabba deebee dabba.

[smeritt]

They should make a big screen version of this. I would pay to see that I tell you......LMFAO

[btnheazy03]

"PAPER OR PLASTIC, YOU SONOFA--"

Neither, I use reusable bags

[skaribou]

the toothpick - straw idea is awesome!!!

[btnheazy03]

instant porcupine

[asasassify]

i love when he jumps off the roof at the end withh all the veggies

[MGSoldier]

This kicks ass!

[aldaloo3]

"Paper or plastic you son of b***" and

"Hey fellas you gotta eat your green!"

Thats John McClane alright!

And the laugh @ 1:22 LoL!!!

Thanks for posting this : )

[Smackeldorf1]

@aldaloo3 Isn't that laugh just so SCARILY like Bruce! It's really genuinely freaky to see coming out of Stiller lol

[DieHardLooser]

live free or die harder with a vengence

[fifiwozere]

sorry for.... picking on you guys... he he yeah

[richmond436]

The voice isn't bad, but what the hell is wrong with his face?

[LadyOFtheAltar]

lolz!!!! he's so adorable....

[theman4712]

YIPPE DAPIDO YIPPE DAPIDOPO DAPA

[L0YD86]

Shut up! :)

[ITZfuckingLEMONZ]

@theman4712 shutup!

[ColombianEskimo]

I love how intense yet confused he looks after reading that ketchup label!

[2addicted2UTUBE]

Very funny ! What is the music that plays at the beginning , that Christmas tune ?

[buddhadonut]

jingle bell rock

[2addicted2UTUBE]

thanks very much!

[DLoc0]

lol@eating bread 2:16

[PYROGX]

Paper or plastic, son of a b****

LOL !

[bigfatbugface]

What do you think I'm doing, comparison shoppin' huh?!

[VanillaLimeCoke]

$2,000,000 in Christmas coupons?!?!?

ROFL

[MechaRenegade]

HE'S RUNNING OUT OF ONE LINERS!!!

[aafrias]

This is awesome.

[comixknight24]

so funny. ben stiller does an awesome impression.

[DrHMFIC]

Yeah, Dayle: how could the same thing happen to the same guy 12 times?

hahaha...hahahahahahaha...ha

[frulica1212]

hahahahaha....awesome

[LameButtComics]

1:22 2:08

Chec out my Family Guy Vids

2:22

Hhehehe

How could the same thing happen to the same guy so many times?!

[robinho1979]

dibie daba doo dibbie daba!!! LoL

[jollykollias]

Hahahahahhaahha!

oMG!

i almost blackout..

fuuuHhhhhhh....

[lonelygnome1]

lol. that's great.

[sparrowlover0626]

"... and he's runny out of one liners!"

Thats too funny.

[Vampirolol]

when he laughs LOL

[joelishereyay]

that was awesome.

[AftershocKGV]

think cmon think!

"sorry to pick on you guys!"

heh, yeaaaah

[mitz158]

jks

[pawnzorX]

''HEY FELLAS! Got to eat your greens!''

[Tjellevejrup]

2:29 is absolutely spot on!! FTW

[Dragonfury3000]

lol Die hard 12!!!!

[DarthIndianaBond]

That was so funny! I can't stop watching this!

Ben Stiller is the perfect John Mclane!

[adventurer3]

very very funny comparison shopping. scary how he has willis down on facial expressions and movements. lol

[nymetsfan9121]

the bad guy in this wasnt he in angels in the outfield

[flameyouthgroup]

yes he was

[jweinrub]

That was funny!

[aceparable]

Ben Stiller, if you can hear me, I love you and I want to have your babies

[boss7of7all7bosses]

come to the store,we'll go shopping,we'll get a christmas turkey

[ramborossco]

''Paper Of Platic, You Sonva B****.''

[utp216]

youtube amazes me! I think of a scene I saw in a show in high school and someone has it uploaded! This was one of my favorite skits Stiller did on the show!

[84ep110]

2:21 Fake Yipay Kay Yay LMAO

[johnmclanehimself]

that would be a good movie

[MontereyMatt]

"hey fellas, gotta eat your greens" and "comparison shopping" sounded exactly like bruce willis

[iintrikate]

yabbadabbadoodabadabadibidabba­

[bigbendewolfe]

Say lightning can't stike 12 times...but don't tell him!

Lol. Awesome. one of my fav skits.

[SG1Mitchell]

Reminds me of the Scorcher 6 trailer in Tropic Thunder

[majinshenmue]

god i remember watching this back in '92 and '93 thinking that it was the single most funniest thing ever. it's still funny now!

[adamconoverrox]

he actually kinda looks like bruce willis!

[artist457]

"scum check, isle 6" lol love that

[AlexKing666]

I love hearing Bah Bodenkirk yell.

[mseales]

"You just destroyed an entire deli section!"

[Jersey2Bronx]

Ironically, Taylor Negron (the guy who played the "villain" in this parody) ended up playing a villain in a cheezy Bruce Willis movie (The Last Boy Scout)

[lordrudy44]

The Last Boy Scout cheesy? I loved that movie, (it's been 10 years since I've seen it and I may have a different opinion now), but that moved killed back in the day. Stiller does a nice Bruce Willis here though, funny shit.

[Jersey2Bronx]

I loved it when it came out too, but I don't think its really stood the test of time.

Still worth watching as a guilty pleasure though..

[xhyio]

Better han Die Hard 4.

[HappyDude777]

"Think dammit think.... sorry to pick on you guys... he he... yeah!!" LOL!!!

[Jillox4]

hahahahaha, hey sorry to pick on you guys...haha yeah yeah

[7abzlam]

wtf ben is the funniest comedian in history . BEN rulesssssssssssssss.

[wildkrrd]

How can the same thing keep happening to the same guy?..........$

[SYDSTL80]

paper or plastic son of a....

LOL!

[teamegg]

ben really hit the nail on the head with this one!

[mattel1973]

efryone on tha floor musht knel...dasvidonya and chao...lol

[Izldr]

"He's tried...he's hungry...the food's rotten...and he's running out of 1 liners"

"Ya-ba-da-ba-dooby-dooby-daba-­dodo-daba-do"

lmaoooo

[evelau]

Bob Odenkirk is always funny when he yells.

[pvalli85]

This is very good i love it!ben stiller rules!

[deliman]

yabba dabba do dabba do badabba deebee dabba!

[kong8765]

yiipie ki yay orange soda!!!!

[bluec1212]

this is sooo funny!

[talmeida20]

who is the main guy talking..the dude with the accent

[ashthecat3]

Taylor Negron

[Nazareeni]

You just destroyed an entire Delhi section, Mr!

[EJpoirier567]

watch the guys face at 1:42 when he says " im in charge here!"

he looks confused lmao

[bgs67089]

brilliant!

[tobaker70]

that was funny - ty

[donpedro38]

yabba dabba doo yabba dee be dee be daba .

Very funny!!!!!!

Make another one.....this is cool!!

[Herker93]

Paper or Plastic you son of a... XD

[mistapicko]

how could the same thing happen to the same guy so many times? xD hahaha

[simrie]

yabba dabba doo yabba dee bee daba

[lightningmunk]

lmao stiller does a great mcclaine impression :P

yabba dabba do dabba deebee dabba deebee dabbah :P

[dobbsy9]

make a real wone please

[ddtpfri]

Maybe that should Mel Brooks next parody, LIVE EASY starring Ben Stiller lol. I dont know, but a cool idea

[TRBPSFAN1]

This is probably my favorite sketch by Ben Stiller. If you like stuff like this check out the favorites on my page!!

[Whatatay]

I remembered this skit and tried to find it on You Tube by searching for "Die Hard spoof". I didn't know it was called Die Hard 12. I couldn't seem to find it so I did a search on google for the one line I remembered, ie "how could the same thing happen to the same guy so many times". Classic! Thanks for uploading such a great high quality version.

[dobbsy9]

amzing!!!!!!!! i wish there was a real film

[strygwygr]

Sorry to PICK on you guys..HAHAHAHA

[spin721]

Hey Fellas! Gotta Eat Your Greens!

[j2d2]

Yabba dabba doo yabba dee bee bab ab"

[0044024456]

yeah, some great commentaries on the dvd. i also suggest mr show.

[dddaaaannnnn]

One of the best decisions of my life was getting The Ben Stiller Show on DVD. Mr. Show is also a classic!

[New987user]

The lightening at 2:34 was real, actually happened, and not a stock shot.

[AlexandriaM]

His Bruce Willis impression is... well, impressive.

[lucasroxdanoobz]

awsome, lol

[Rudools]

there is a ben stiller show?

well it sucks that i live in austria because just in amerika are those funny ben stiller movies and .. :(...

[bluemileDOTca]

YABBA DABBO DOO HAHAHA

[whhyyyyyyyyyy]

is there a movie where you can hear mclains one liners

[Spinwheeling]

Ilike the "AND HE'S RUNNING OUT OF ONE LINERS!" and then "SORRY TO KEEP PICKING ON YOU GUYS" I also like it when the terrorist said that his incidental appearance at every terrorist attack on Christmas Eve is growing very tiresome. Watch my videos!

[XxDraconxX]

I rofl'd when he said "Yabba dabba doo dabba dee dabba deeba" instead of Yippie Kay Yay XD

[BraveLittleOster]

hahahahaha this is classic.

[jaguar1403]

how come the same thing happend to the same guy somany times??? ha ha ha

[JTickett]

yeah, but I reckon '24' is worse for that. How many seasons of pointless 24 hour situations has he been stuck in?!

[VolatileDisposition]

this is pure idiocy. brilliant.

[plumbbbb]

love stillers facial expresions

[cylet]

"how could the same thing happen to the same guy so many times?" WTFF LOL

[UTJRC1990]

LOL!!

[equallyeasilyfuqyou]

AND HE'S RUNNING OUT OF ONE LINERS

ROFL

[jsampras3]

I really think this movie would have been better than Live Free or Die Hard.

[Haroun3]

nah but it would have been better than Die Hard 3

[mintydog06]

Die Hard 3 was awesome. Live Free or Die Hard wasnt.

[spin721]

I got news for ya pal....that's what the people pay to see.....