I have zero allegiance to this country (although I served in the infantry) so I couldn't care either way. But an observation is that you (as a whole nation) are stupid and gullible. DUMB FUCKING STUPID. You take what you see presented to you on TV as real but 90% of what you see is phony. GB was a moron and you find yourself on the side of the "smart" people you find remedial things like this amusing. Some day HUMAN FUCKING BEINGS WILL WAKE UP. KILL RELIGION, AND WASTE OUR MEANINGLESS TIME AS !
Alot of people have a stuttering problem because they have too many thoughts going through their head. But I think most of these are just being nervous and a bit ignorant lol
If Bush had been remotely competent, his endless series of malapropisms and gaffs would have been endearing. Unfortunately, they just highlight what an enormous mistake this country (including myself) made in 2000 and again in 2004 (not including me, that time).
Ok, for all you 'Bush haters'. Listen up. I would REALLY like to see one of you run this country. Do you realize how much pressure is on the president? He has ALL eyes on him,. Some people, when you put a camera in front of them, they simply freak out, or get stage fright so to speak, and stumble through their thoughts, mixing one with another. Let me ask you this, since 9/11, how many terror attacks have we had since then? 0. I will admit this video was hilarious.
Please, the man can barely use the english language. Also, the only thing that's really been keeping the terrorist attacks out of the U.S. are the heightened airline security measures. In addition, the war on terror was directed at the WRONG country. I can't understand why people support this guy; he's cost the country trillions of dollars, thousands of lives, and any respect that other countries had for America.
People actually voted for this guy. That's even more scarry. If you voted for Bush you should be forced to sit out for the next four elections and go back to school. This is flat out embarrassing that Americans voted this &^%& Bozo into power. I will never forgive that half of the country!!!!!!!!!!!!
Does anyone really hate Bush? This guy is a better character than some actors & comedians..lol! People don't hate Bush they just hated him as President. This guy was a true American and apparently a comedian too, lol.
that's just.. sad. But I feel sorry for Bush, I mean I think way too many people have been too hard on him. He obviously wasn't a wonderful president, but I still think he deserves some respect.
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I will take BUSH over obama, any day. At lease he is not a dictator and is patriotic. The only thing obama has is a speaking voice. OBAMA IS A TALKER, BUSH IS A DO'ER
I'm so happy he's finally gone!!! How this IDIOT got elected twice is beyond me! This video is the perfect example of how the GLOBAL economy became so screwed up under Georges watch!
The economy started getting screwed up under Clinton when the dems got all the regulation for the loans loosened up so that people could buy things they could not afford, file bankruptcy easier, get loans without colateral, have unions make companies pay employees more than they are worth, etc. Just remember, Obama and the government can not give anything to anybody that was not taken from somebody else. Don't work too hard, they'll take yours away!
To be fair, most of these aren't from speeches, just on the spot stuff like press conferences. You could make a compilation like this for pretty much any public figure - it's just especially funny for Bush because of his mannerisms and such.
Respect to Bush for trying, even if he didn't do so hot. And good luck to our new president Obama.
If you like these check out these I almost peed in my pants Great moments in presidential speeches compilation 1 Great Moments in Presidential Speeches compilation George Bush Top 10 Moments - David Letterman Show
After the 2008 election, you know anybody can be president. Things just keep on going down hill, don't they? I thought you had to at least do something besides look good to be president until now. Bush was not a good speaker, but Obama was the one who said he campaigned in all 57states, appointed someone to over see your tax code who doesn't even know how to file his own, wants to bring all the terror suspects to the US. How safe does that make you feel? Do your research!
vetdaughter, I have read several of your posts and you are really hung up on the 57 states thing, aren't you? Of course Obama knows there aren't 57 states. He was exhausted and misspoke. He is so much more intelligent than Bush and it is laughable for you to hold Bush up as some bright guy who did anything good for our country. Give up now. All the Republicans like you know how to do is try and scare people and the election proved it WON'T WORK.
I "m not a Republican, not "holding up Bush. Intelligents does not neccessarily make for good judgement. I am just appalled by the way our country has started downgrading many good people because they do not agree with them. I hope Obama exceeds because I believe this is the best country in the world. I will pray for Obama, too, but he is not perfect either. Stop taking so much pleasure in people trying to humiliate your president, whether that be Bush or Obama. The 57 is one of the "jokes"
Do your reseach. The housing market crashed because of the Clinton years. He and the dems are the ones who started letting people buy houses they could not afford. They will have just as many Obama jokes. After all, he's the one that said he had campaigned in all 57states, appointed a man to over see the tax code who did not understand how to file his own taxes, says he'll give tax cuts to 90% of Americans when 40% do not pay taxes(can't cut something that doesn't exist?)
You might wish he was back if Obama brings all the terrrist here and turn them loose in your backyard. There will be just as many jokes about Obama. Already is in all 57 states. (As he said.) At least bush knew how many states were in the US.
Nooo! the terrorist are coming! The liberals are letting them loose. Go hide under your bed for at least 4 years. I would argue with you on your f*cked up reality but it looks like your way too brainwashed by fox news. So yeah go ahead continue to spread fear... just like a terrorist.
I agree, pleytes. I, along with 78% of Americans who have an UNFAVORABLE view of Bush, would take my next door neighbor for president before I'd want Bush back. I truly believe he will go down as one of the worst presidents ever.
Vetdaughter, remember that it was while Bush was president that the terrorists DID come to the U.S. Obama has in just a few days done more good for our country than Bush did for 8 years. Wake up and smell the coffee.
And don't forget....Bush knew 3 weeks in advance that they were in fact coming but chose to ignore them!!! That would have interfered with his first vacation!!!!!
I did not say terrorist are coming, I said Obama wants to bring all the prisoners, who were detained to the U.S. That is not spreading fear, that is proposing, by Obama, a free ride to the US.
How would you know? You liberal, suppossedly fair people are the very ones who resort to name calling. You drive around with ignorant bumper stickers that say "mean people suck" and but anytime somebody uses their freedom of speech rights to voice an opinion that differs from yours, you call them an idiot. Great going!!! Sounds more like self-hate to me.
"Thanks for coming, welcome to the whitehouse" (Dead silence) "Thanks for coming" HAHAHA
hirvi93 10 months ago
were fucked!!
psychoholicc 11 months ago
I have zero allegiance to this country (although I served in the infantry) so I couldn't care either way. But an observation is that you (as a whole nation) are stupid and gullible. DUMB FUCKING STUPID. You take what you see presented to you on TV as real but 90% of what you see is phony. GB was a moron and you find yourself on the side of the "smart" people you find remedial things like this amusing. Some day HUMAN FUCKING BEINGS WILL WAKE UP. KILL RELIGION, AND WASTE OUR MEANINGLESS TIME AS !
SolitaryWarrior 1 year ago
Just think of all the amazing blunders we'd get to tear apart if McPalin had won! "I can see Russia from the White House!"
OrionsChild 2 years ago
i miss this segment
jetsfootball 2 years ago
Good riddance to the idiot!
CDLver 2 years ago
Alot of people have a stuttering problem because they have too many thoughts going through their head. But I think most of these are just being nervous and a bit ignorant lol
austinha11 2 years ago
If Bush had been remotely competent, his endless series of malapropisms and gaffs would have been endearing. Unfortunately, they just highlight what an enormous mistake this country (including myself) made in 2000 and again in 2004 (not including me, that time).
MeInTX 2 years ago 7
GW is the fucking man
SuperSaiyan666 2 years ago
He will go down as the funniest US leader ever. He was the best purley for the jokes, Lets hope Obama can be just as funny.
familyguy1126 2 years ago
Let's definitely hope he CAN'T
ZachGretzinger 2 years ago 2
His teleprompter just wasn't working. He had to try and think for himself. Oxymoron with emphasis on the "moron"!
Ellen208 3 years ago
ahah id love to have beer with bush
ghostfacekilla3 3 years ago 2
GW will go down as one of the dumbest Presidents of all time. Period.
writedestiny 3 years ago
Lol I couldn't stand Bush but he was funny guy.
rocafella18 3 years ago
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At least he didn't fuck up on his Inauguration and have to do it over.
solvistapp 3 years ago
It was Chief Justice John Roberts who made the mistake, not Obama.
Humanist1793 3 years ago
No, he had someone else's moron to administer the oath,
not some Bushie Appointee who couldn't even remember the oath he had to administer on a historical day. Roberts
is a clown.
Lundy813 3 years ago
Ok, for all you 'Bush haters'. Listen up. I would REALLY like to see one of you run this country. Do you realize how much pressure is on the president? He has ALL eyes on him,. Some people, when you put a camera in front of them, they simply freak out, or get stage fright so to speak, and stumble through their thoughts, mixing one with another. Let me ask you this, since 9/11, how many terror attacks have we had since then? 0. I will admit this video was hilarious.
Jackson123456785 3 years ago 2
Please, the man can barely use the english language. Also, the only thing that's really been keeping the terrorist attacks out of the U.S. are the heightened airline security measures. In addition, the war on terror was directed at the WRONG country. I can't understand why people support this guy; he's cost the country trillions of dollars, thousands of lives, and any respect that other countries had for America.
Endurlay 3 years ago
You really think Bush has anything to do with the fact that there weren't any terrorist attacks after 9/11? You're delusional!
HvonS 3 years ago
lmao what a dumb ass
its kinda sad that if u just need a good laugh u can watch our old president
fuck all of u republican bitches
mikehilton316 3 years ago
What an idiot. Good riddance.
bobx2x2 3 years ago
You hit the nail on the head, Bob! (I wonder if Bush even knows how to use a hammer?)
HvonS 3 years ago
People actually voted for this guy. That's even more scarry. If you voted for Bush you should be forced to sit out for the next four elections and go back to school. This is flat out embarrassing that Americans voted this &^%& Bozo into power. I will never forgive that half of the country!!!!!!!!!!!!
francisfallon 3 years ago
Bush is fired!!
Rastafire589 3 years ago
LMAOOOOOO funny stuff!!!
rubired55 3 years ago 2
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Haha. Too funny. :-)
VoicesOfBabylon1 3 years ago
Bye-bye Bozzo!!!!!!!!
nuage7777 3 years ago
ahahah...very funny!!! what a clown!!!
hezikiah777 3 years ago
Does anyone even watch Letterman the loser anymore I'd rather stay up late and watch Conan.
cureaut 3 years ago
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Conan is for gays
1947Chief 3 years ago
Does anyone really hate Bush? This guy is a better character than some actors & comedians..lol! People don't hate Bush they just hated him as President. This guy was a true American and apparently a comedian too, lol.
CashRichTV 3 years ago
hahaha
Socksee 3 years ago 2
lool, too funny! that kid was like kill me now, cause im bored outta my freakin mind, lol
lovelydiva06 3 years ago
thanks for the memories lol very funny
zappaelcrappa 3 years ago
HYSTERICAL!!!! I felt like I was watching an SNL skit, but the sad thing is, this was real. . . .scary. . . .YAY! OBAMA!!!!!
katrinakitsis 3 years ago
that's just.. sad. But I feel sorry for Bush, I mean I think way too many people have been too hard on him. He obviously wasn't a wonderful president, but I still think he deserves some respect.
Girl4God2 3 years ago
I am most definately not a fan of Bush but he did get some bad luck with 9/11. Must not have been fun.....
rugbyplayer9999 3 years ago
i agree
thenudo 3 years ago
NUKULAR !
1947Chief 3 years ago
Somebody buy my house!!! Please
zanny4me 3 years ago
What a dumbass.
Nubian137 3 years ago 2
One day someone will put together a 1.6 second video full of all the funny stuff Letterman ever said, and it will still be lame.
obamaisapieceofshit 3 years ago
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I will take BUSH over obama, any day. At lease he is not a dictator and is patriotic. The only thing obama has is a speaking voice. OBAMA IS A TALKER, BUSH IS A DO'ER
severnkenpo 3 years ago
i hope he like being the worst
BrutesWayy 3 years ago
Like it matters who our president is. The whole system is set up to fail.
SourDieselMyNeezle 3 years ago
I'm so happy he's finally gone!!! How this IDIOT got elected twice is beyond me! This video is the perfect example of how the GLOBAL economy became so screwed up under Georges watch!
imtang0708 3 years ago 2
The economy started getting screwed up under Clinton when the dems got all the regulation for the loans loosened up so that people could buy things they could not afford, file bankruptcy easier, get loans without colateral, have unions make companies pay employees more than they are worth, etc. Just remember, Obama and the government can not give anything to anybody that was not taken from somebody else. Don't work too hard, they'll take yours away!
veterinariandaughter 3 years ago
...u realize USA isn't better than every1 els...every1 was jsut screwed up from WW2. Europe is jsut recovering now, we aren't getting much worse
PacGamer 3 years ago 3
That must be why Britain declared yesterday that it too is officially in recession! It stems from the war in Iraq!!!
imtang0708 3 years ago
To be fair, most of these aren't from speeches, just on the spot stuff like press conferences. You could make a compilation like this for pretty much any public figure - it's just especially funny for Bush because of his mannerisms and such.
Respect to Bush for trying, even if he didn't do so hot. And good luck to our new president Obama.
Volume5 3 years ago
lol @ whatever the guys name was...HE was an ass but he said it like it was...Only thing I am going to miss!
utubesuckstube 3 years ago
I honestly felt sad and nostalgic for a couple of moments
aha45 3 years ago
this is the most hilarious shit ever!!!!
wbdiva504 3 years ago 2
My favorite parts 3:01 3:18 and 3:25
Even though I'm glad he's out, I don't regret him being President; he brought comedy relief to the political world.
StealingVision 3 years ago 2
oh but 3:37...that boy looks like he is about to die from boredom.
wbdiva504 3 years ago
Even though these are funniest with Bush, I wish they'd continue with them with Obama, or just show more Bush ones anyways
TWern9 3 years ago
God damn, that was a pathetic excuse for a president. Good riddance!!!
Ephilation 3 years ago
he just seems so care free and goofy. i will miss him.
jumponalog 3 years ago 3
Funny stuff! I snorted coffee out my nose!
AmiNorml 3 years ago
If you like these check out these I almost peed in my pants Great moments in presidential speeches compilation 1 Great Moments in Presidential Speeches compilation George Bush Top 10 Moments - David Letterman Show
lasunman 3 years ago 2
It's funny until you realize that this idiot was actually president for 8 years... It's hard to believe he made it into office twice!
zwiggegirl 3 years ago 2
After the 2008 election, you know anybody can be president. Things just keep on going down hill, don't they? I thought you had to at least do something besides look good to be president until now. Bush was not a good speaker, but Obama was the one who said he campaigned in all 57states, appointed someone to over see your tax code who doesn't even know how to file his own, wants to bring all the terror suspects to the US. How safe does that make you feel? Do your research!
veterinariandaughter 3 years ago
vetdaughter, I have read several of your posts and you are really hung up on the 57 states thing, aren't you? Of course Obama knows there aren't 57 states. He was exhausted and misspoke. He is so much more intelligent than Bush and it is laughable for you to hold Bush up as some bright guy who did anything good for our country. Give up now. All the Republicans like you know how to do is try and scare people and the election proved it WON'T WORK.
austexlady 3 years ago
I "m not a Republican, not "holding up Bush. Intelligents does not neccessarily make for good judgement. I am just appalled by the way our country has started downgrading many good people because they do not agree with them. I hope Obama exceeds because I believe this is the best country in the world. I will pray for Obama, too, but he is not perfect either. Stop taking so much pleasure in people trying to humiliate your president, whether that be Bush or Obama. The 57 is one of the "jokes"
veterinariandaughter 3 years ago
aww i'm gonna miss great moments. only bush could've made it as funny as it was.
erdoll21594 3 years ago 3
I can't believe this moron had two terms in office.
whocaresnow2 3 years ago
Next time you buy gas, or pay your bills, or you can't sell your house- cause the guy next door foreclosed!- THEN you will believe!
FUCK GW!
zanny4me 3 years ago
Do your reseach. The housing market crashed because of the Clinton years. He and the dems are the ones who started letting people buy houses they could not afford. They will have just as many Obama jokes. After all, he's the one that said he had campaigned in all 57states, appointed a man to over see the tax code who did not understand how to file his own taxes, says he'll give tax cuts to 90% of Americans when 40% do not pay taxes(can't cut something that doesn't exist?)
veterinariandaughter 3 years ago
Can you believe this guy was actually PRESIDENT? Funny, but also truly pathetic. Good riddance, Bush.
austexlady 3 years ago
You might wish he was back if Obama brings all the terrrist here and turn them loose in your backyard. There will be just as many jokes about Obama. Already is in all 57 states. (As he said.) At least bush knew how many states were in the US.
veterinariandaughter 3 years ago
Nooo! the terrorist are coming! The liberals are letting them loose. Go hide under your bed for at least 4 years. I would argue with you on your f*cked up reality but it looks like your way too brainwashed by fox news. So yeah go ahead continue to spread fear... just like a terrorist.
pleytes 3 years ago
I agree, pleytes. I, along with 78% of Americans who have an UNFAVORABLE view of Bush, would take my next door neighbor for president before I'd want Bush back. I truly believe he will go down as one of the worst presidents ever.
Vetdaughter, remember that it was while Bush was president that the terrorists DID come to the U.S. Obama has in just a few days done more good for our country than Bush did for 8 years. Wake up and smell the coffee.
austexlady 3 years ago
And don't forget....Bush knew 3 weeks in advance that they were in fact coming but chose to ignore them!!! That would have interfered with his first vacation!!!!!
imtang0708 3 years ago
I did not say terrorist are coming, I said Obama wants to bring all the prisoners, who were detained to the U.S. That is not spreading fear, that is proposing, by Obama, a free ride to the US.
veterinariandaughter 3 years ago
You're an IDIOT!
imtang0708 3 years ago
How would you know? You liberal, suppossedly fair people are the very ones who resort to name calling. You drive around with ignorant bumper stickers that say "mean people suck" and but anytime somebody uses their freedom of speech rights to voice an opinion that differs from yours, you call them an idiot. Great going!!! Sounds more like self-hate to me.
veterinariandaughter 3 years ago
At least I have better things to do than TROLL THIS VIDEO!!!! Liberals have lives UNLIKE YOU!!!!!
imtang0708 3 years ago
I'm a conservative and found this quite hilarious. Loved the kid near the end.
BenoitS42 3 years ago 2
Conservative huh! Tough shit! Hang in there, there no cure for what you got!
nuage7777 3 years ago
Fuques toi!
BenoitS42 3 years ago
Tu fais de la peine! Pauvre tachon!
nuage7777 3 years ago
embarassing!! and they wanted john and sarah to be the next circus clowns-sarah could fuck up a sentence real good too!!
ron29jen 3 years ago
Not just a sentence, she could fuck up her country like the old clown did!
nuage7777 3 years ago
she would start a war with russia and really screw up the economy and create new words to throw us off!!
ron29jen 3 years ago
The terrorists won't come here if there are NO JOBS!!!!!
imtang0708 3 years ago
great video what an idiot and we were waiting for you guys to do this thanks so much!!
douglas5799 3 years ago
great way to end an amazing segment!!
MrSteve05 3 years ago 2