Whose Line - Helping Hands - Pirate/Whoopi Goldberg

[griffingirl18]

the song...... I almost died with laughter!!!!!

[hoperisnear]

i think colin was trying to get him drunk haa

[Jonathan12111]

haha, the song!

[IamtheReaper69]

i love how booze is the only thing Ryan manages to consume

[amarillomelissa]

i still love this fucking show and i watch it everyday and laugh so hard i cried

[amarillomelissa]

what the hell colin is trying to get ryan drunk

[gogogogodzilla]

wow i fucking died laughing at the end :D

[Ethariol666]

poor ryan...beer...with chicken..and bananas???????

[EatMyButtCheese]

2:30 ROFLL

[EatMyButtCheese]

roflmfao i FUCKING love this SHOW!! i die of laughter EVERYTIME.

[loidspc]

ryan & colin's timing was so perfect! their tandem's one of the best!

[GameReviewerHD]

I've literally got a cold, and this nearly made me bring up my lungs with laughter. especially the bird part.

[jerz211]

3:33 that was genuine satisfaction!

[buckofive1]

lol if you squint your eyes you almost can't tell the diference.

[XxMinixNinjaxX]

2:21 GROG GROG! *spills wine all over himself* Lmao I almost cried of laughter.

[fuckyeahitsnicola]

wow this was so much cleaner than most helping hands

[terrfomp92]

I think Ryan had a little too much 'grog'.

[Str4t0sPh3rE]

Watch it with your eyes crossed a little and those hands would look like it actually belongs to Ryan.

[Beechcraft746]

Grog Grog!

[oldiesfan91]

haha, I think Ryan took Whoopi's beer

[nosrep09]

I love ryan. He's hilarious but seems really sweet too...

[AdobeExcel]

IMO this is the best Helping Hands.

[Yellow4494]

@AdobeExcel Seriously? Compared to others I thought this one was relatively boring

[kateofspades]

@Yellow4494 i agree with you. i think all of them are hilarious but the honeymoon one is my favorite, this one's not much in comparison

[Yellow4494]

@kateofspades Yeah I love the honeymoon one xD also the lunch date with the secretary. I just don't care for the episodes with Whoopi. I don't find her that funny.

[XNewsiesX]

I don't know about you... but if *I* was Whoopi... I'd take that leg... looks so good!

[HatashiLuvsU]

Grog GRROGG!!

[Heavenlyange10]

He looks all drunk at the end.

[Cazz814]

Grog! GROG!

[FootbalFutbolS0ccer]

she looks like lil wayne

[leedonaldt]

"argh whoop"

[Azzurri1980]

Is there a Nobel Prize for funny? Ryan and Colin should win!

[Marklinsf]

I love towards the end when Ryan Takes another swig of booze and lets out and "ahh" like he's starting to get drunk

[NeoBlahBlah]

I mean Irish Drinking Song

[NeoBlahBlah]

Hey, he did a hoedown verse.

[LINDSAYLIKEOMG]

"i see food..on the table!" LOL!!!!

[PVBOG]

Ryan's sea shanty rocked !!!

[Lawnie08]

GROG, GROG!!!LOL

[mickeydancems]

never get tired of these two =D

[breeismaname]

Two people have got to be reeeeally comfortable with each other to do some of the things Ryan and Colin had to do for this show. XD

[piperanne92]

Colin's such a good friend. I love my best friend, but I'd never let her spit anything in my hand haha

[LeanceHP]

I love how Ryan, after doing this like thirty times, still manages to get surprised at the fact that the booze is real.

[bellacanta1]

@LeanceHP I think thats because sometimes its not real, and when it is, he emphasizes it, because it makes it great for the comedy

[animestop95]

@LeanceHP actually they dont give them beer but like a beerish beverage so they dont get drunk so either he was joking about it tasting real or the beerish drink he was drinking tasted more real this time

[failrailtf2]

@animestop95

Who's getting drunk off of not even half a bottle there...? >_>

[animestop95]

@failrailtf2 well it's still why they dont give them real beer whether you think they would get drunk or not i'm guessing the producers didn't want to take the chance

[Cazz814]

GROG!

[Lyrictheac]

Ryan looks pretty good dressed like that. 

[geneva301]

aaah whoop.

hahaha:D

[BAMFPiccPimp]

*Colin shoves a banana into Ryan's face*

Ryan: (Finally, something that wont make me throw up)

[SpoiledLogic]

omg i laughed so hard i'm crying! Whoopi is great! i love how she let ryan and colin do their thing rather than talk over them like kathy griffin. i love whoopi! (and i love ryan and colin...but that goes without being said <3)

[venusblew]

I cannot believe Ryan Styles and Colin Mochrie are not more well known. It's ridiculous that in the world of comedy Dane Cook gets notoriety while these geniuses are left in the back room somewhere. I'm not surprised, just hate that that is what we deal with.

[TheMagicMace]

if ryan becomes an alcoholic we'll all know why

[wolverinebadass]

Well, we all know one thing from this. Ryan Stiles never goes hungry!

[csburchie]

Ryan is a fucking legend!

[Krakalakin9955]

Collin and Ryan cooperate so well together. It's like they are one person haha

[lokeuh87]

atleast Ryan can eat in most of these episodes xD

[BAMFPiccPimp]

@lokeuh87 There was one episode, when after weird newscasters, he walks back in with a plate full of food.

[lokeuh87]

@BAMFPiccPimp kewl, you have the link ? xD

[BAMFPiccPimp]

@lokeuh87 watch?v=5uz3TZ5AesA&feature=re­lated

[lokeuh87]

@BAMFPiccPimp Thank you very much :)

[ArmaDraemoran]

HAHAHA AAARGH nice pirate song!



[Rubystein]

Ryan is so cute when "he" plays the accordion!

[mimikkll]

LOl

Oh hey thats real!

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Theres one where he bends over and collin takes a sip over his shoulder..

lol

[mimikkll]

BEST JOB IN THE WORLD

[drsmokesweed]

great uploads mate

[Theredtail95]

@jmd41592 As the Guiness guy says, "BRILLIANT!".

[Penderzthepear]

I love how ryan complains so much about the hoedown, and yet when it comes down to it thats the type of song he picks XD

[DTKid2010]

i'm curious to see what ryan does after the bit x3 if i were him,i'd be washing my mouth out like crazy

[Theredtail95]

what are the lyrics to ryan's song? I think it goes, "We sail the sea at night, We sail upon the part. (?) Watch out were you're steppin' or you'll walk the plank at dark. I see the whale above me. I sail upon the sea. I walk the plank, I walk the plank. Look oh look, it's me!".

[Cinedragon]

@Theredtail95 I'm surprised you even managed to understand anything he is saying XD

[Theredtail95]

@Cinedragon I know I got some of the words wrong, but trying to hear over the acordion and the laughter isn't easy. Thanks btw.

[MrSantaClaws1001]

@Theredtail95

We sail upon depart.

[kttsroxs]

"Let's have a look. I see food, on the table."

[d3fct]

i hope ryan doesnt get pulled over on the way home with beer cologne...

[BostonAugustana100]

oh hey! that's real!

[nativewizard]

GROG! GROG! GROG! hilarious!

[bugstomper123]

I love Colin's mad musical instrument skills :D

[TJDFlinn]

so much food wasted :(

[Willowmelangel]

Grog! haha

[AddictedToDivo]

Aww... basically Colin is a dad here, trying to feed his baby Ryan who still eats messy :P

[doommetaldoom]

Whoopi makes a good Jackie Sparrow ^^

[ShotUrGoldFish]

"oh you killed her" LMAO

[KappaEffect]

Whoopie should have been a regular.

[PVBOG]

best song ever !

[cloud314231]

I wonder if Ryan consideres this his "Free Lunch break"

[zanezabar]

GROG GROG!!!!

[PocusUK]

wonder how many abortions she'd had at this point?

[floridamn22]

Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles: The best duo ever to be on the screens of television. So on cue and in sync with each other all the time. Bring back Whose Line!!!

[MegamanBladezX]

@floridamn22 Or have Colin and Ryan do there own series, with Wayne, which ever works.

[AtlAznYang]

when ryan sang the pirate song, he should've sang the spongebob opening them song instead

[xXpUrEbLaCkXx]

Grog! GROG!!!!!

[Snistar]

*swig* "oo hey! that's real!"

[CountryMusicFanForev]

@Snistar He did that on the Austrian Penpal too!

[Snistar]

@CountryMusicFanForev ha ya, it happens a lot on this show

[HiroHiyu]

correct me if im wrong but did ryan actually RHYME when he was singing at the last part?!

[NecronRon]

GROG GROG!!!

[mashtv95]

idk why people say ew when ryan eats!! ITS REGULAR FOOD! everyone eats drumsticks and bananas!

[Idraena]

@mashtv95 It's stage food. If you've ever had to eat stage food, you'll understand. I once had to eat ramen on stage -- it was regular ramen, it looked just fine, people really eat it, it was even lukewarm -- but it was congealed, concentrated, and possibly one of the grossest things I've ever had to choke down. The bananas are fine, but the drumsticks probably aren't. It's even worse when he has to eat stuff like spaghetti.

[Theaterman527]

@Idraena I know. It's pretty bad, that stage food. 

[MsGinny23]

@mashtv95 he ate the peel of the banana

[kgsolaman5000]

@MsGinny23 no he didn't. He put it in his mouth but if you look closely when he takes it out it's still there.

[MrCouchpotato93]

i think ryan is getting a little drunk

[benny2tooth]

The song at the end is in hoedown form!! :O I thot Ryan hated those

[snotshooter]

ooooh hey THAT"S REAL!!!

[TheCaulfield1]

I just love the song on the accordian - SO FUNNY!!

[sundaii93]

haha ryan and colin is the best team ever!

[Jonathanws18]

I see food! ...on the table. RIGHT!

[mego95]

i do like how there is always food, and Ryan always has to eat it! or real alcohol :)

[NekoChanSenpai]

You can't be a vegitarian pirate!

[clipsryan]

@NekoChanSenpai You a pirate?

[Calobeto2584]

jajajajajajajajajajajaja que vain amas buena

[zwolf16]

Groog! Cause Kool Aid is for wussies!

[Nightwoe]

OH HEY THATS REAL LOL

[Tommyfoot65]

@garthmillersienkiewi it was the wedding planner helping hands.

[Weslo2]

wayne gave them a standing ovation!

[Weslo2]

when he started playing the song I couldn't stop laughing

so funny, it's like ryan and colin can read eachothers minds!!

they seem to re-act and improvise so perfectly even without looking at each other

[bboymettlehead]

Can anyone tell me what the song was hahaha

[enter0title0here]

"oooh, hey, thats real!"

*glug*

[Whoselinefan1000]

hrmm... methinks ryan didn't like that banana much... either that or he wanted more grog! XD

[Whoselinefan1000]

@garthmillersienkiewi the wedding planner one with kathy griffin :)

[A1ofAkindChick]

@garthmillersienkiewi I think it's the honeymoon one. Or the lovers one. I don't remember.

[VelvetAsh131]

I love the part where ryan grabs the cup after eating a turkey legs and says. "Oh it's empty it's empty" LOL So funny.

[xacadiax]

LMFAO @ Ryans Pirate Song!

[asimpleaccount]

lol @ the vegetarian pirate..

[LemmyJester]

Ryan's song was a great end! XP

[maxsk1]

What´s Ryan´s full name???

[ptrsbeasty]

@maxsk1 Ryan Stiles

[irule1255]

oooo hey thats real

GROG

[LilGrey456]

Ryan is one hot guy...

[OttoZeus]

3:35 Ryan's gettin a little tipsy there XD

[computernerd225]

arrr...whoop

[TheAyce28]

grog, GROG!

[zadrhion]

is it me, or do those turkey legs actually look pretty good?

[sukmiwang66]

Whoopi: Capt. when are am i gunna learn how to eat like a pirate

ryan: grab yourself..well lets have a look...i see food on the table

hahahhaa

[TheDrakoman]

can i get Ryan's song as an MP3?

[ThisIsMyName112]

there is always booze in this game and ryan always drinks it

[RandomWorkshop101]

@ThisIsMyName112

One of the perks for the job I guess

[MadSquirtle]

@ThisIsMyName112

The Wedding Planner scene was amazing.

[besayewich]

@ThisIsMyName112 I would be hoping for booze with all the weird crap he eats.

[BAMFPiccPimp]

@ThisIsMyName112 Its to compensate for having Colin shove food into his mouth.

[Mitaruto]

I think it's 'when you watch (or walk) plank at dark'

[JohanTW]

Colin should get Ryan drunk for once :P The rest of the show would be really funny!

[akmv3]

I'm hungry!

[LG112108]

These are the lyrics:

We sail the sea at night

We sail upon the dark

We sail upon the water, when you watch the water(?)

I see them roll above me

I sail along the sea

I walk the plank, I walk the plank

Hey look at, look at me!

[LG112108]

0:47 i mean sry

[LG112108]

lol :47!

[orrush]

the helping hands is the best LOL!!!!

[pepsibookcat]

Happy little discovery there, Ryan? :)

[90sShowsRbetter1379]

OOOO hey thats real!

[jessikagurl101]

"ahhhhhhhh whoop" ... lol

[do7mike23]

grogg GROGG! lol

[phamilto]

Here are the lyrics of the song from what i can tell:

We sail the sea at night,

We sail upon the fart(?).

We sail upon your mother(?), when you watch em playin darts(?).

I see the roll above me(?).

I sail along the sea.

I walk the plank, I walk the plank.

Hey look at, look at Me!

[Thedarkside02]

He ate a whole meal there xD

[starvingworksxx]

rrrrgh whoop!

[TFAsoundwave]

oh, hey, thats real!!!

LOL

[DearYourHoliness]

grug! GRUG! 2:20 hahaha

[youvebeenthunderstru]

Woah hey, that's real! lol

[JamesKoutz013]

lmao 3:36, he's getting pissed lol

[xmeleahx]

WHYY, WHYY, WHYYY?

lmaoooooooooooooooo!!!

[Santino2k1]

I bet ryan loves doin this cause he always gets booze out of it. sometimes colin drinks some too lol

[eagleoto]

ya,always

[NeedMoreWater]

no, it's just plastic.. He is eating plastic..

Off course it's real food you idiot!

[ponponbabie]

ur the idoit she was quoting the show!

[4324333]

GROG GROG LOL THT WAS FUNNY !!!!

[NckRivers]

Ryan ate dog food in another

[Moofininja]

Hahaha I loved the accordion part!!! XD

[halberd21]

you can see laughing his ass off behind ryan