Oh wow I hit "back" on my mouse on accident now I have to mute my shit during the bullshit advertisement again! Fuckin sick of youtube. Just a matter of time until nerds make their own free "youtube" again.
It would be cool if you were like buddies with The Sons of Anarchy and their enemies were on the bus dressed like Mormons so you could open the door and they could jump in while the bus was running. Then you would have to keep the bus on the road while bullets were flying by your head or maybe somebodies brains got blown out all over the inside of the windshield so you'd have to steer with one hand while trying to clean the brains off so you could see where you were going, which would probably
be hard to do because you knew it would be a boring trip so you dropped a hit of acid and it would just so happen they started this big gang war just as you were peaking real heavy because the guy who sold it to you forgot to tell you you were supposed to split the tab in half, and the saguaros were all waving around and doing wobbly stuff and you had already pissed the bikers off because you couldn't help but laugh your ass off because they were dressed like Mormons and one was a meth freak who
Penn, if you still have the rights to this game, you should really release an ipap and iphone version (I am talking about the entire smoke and mirrors with all the mini games including desert bus) -- I _guarantee_ you that it would be a HUGE hit, people will love this.
The only way that Desert Bus could ever possibly be a greater game is if it came with a peripheral that is effectively a fan that blows dry, hot air in your face to properly simulate the experience of driving through the fucking desert for 8 hours.
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I met pen and teller (after a show in Vegas, at the Rio - got pictures with both of them!) I love you guys! Not just magicians, but truely amazing people with minds that can really help our world! Keep up the great work Penn & Teller! You two are truely amazing human beings! I can't wait to see your show again soon! It has been about 3 years since I saw the show, and I have our pictures framed with the 'program' front page, in a picture frame and hung from my wall above my couch :)
Smoke and Mirrors on the Sega CD should be ported or even better be recreated with it's original data (if anyone had it) and ported to Xbox Live Market Place or PlayStation 3 Network. It was one of most creative and original titles I have ever played if what I read was true about Penn & Teller not getting paid for it due to Absolute Entertainment's shutdown, it being ported would get P&T the money they deserve for aiding it's creation and it may get the game the recognition it deserves.
My honest opinion on this, I would rather just directly give money to the charity, because I don't want people to stay up for 3 days, that's cruel. Seriously. I'd prefer to just donate another way.
I do not know how anyone could believe in talking snakes, satan, hell, Noah's ark, Jonah and the whale, an invisible space god creating the world in 7 days and all the other hilarious nonsense fairy tails in the bible.
I once made this trip in a minivan, except I wasn't stopping in Vegas, the trip ended in Tonopah. I live in Vegas now, but that was a really boring trip.
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"Video games that teach people real life skills" ...Actually, Penn, the free market provided that: SECOND LIFE. It actually DIRECTLY teaches real life skills, by allowing people to exchange the lindens (fake currency) for Federal Reserve Notes (fake currency backed by real life violence) ...All Janet Reno's government coercion couldn't beat the free market to the task!
I work at a pretty "rich" hospital actually...I suppose you would say but still...not many hospitals are TRULLY rich even WITH alot of revenue...what with the high pay of the doctors (which I believe they deserve btw)and all the various medical staff from nurses to diet aids, the EXPENSIVE research and equipment (YES hospitals get JUST as reemed for money as the individual schmo), and (for teaching hospitals) the teaching staff and facility, it is not THAT cheap.
Holy crap! I would donate money to anybody willing to drive from Tucson to Vegas on purpose. I've done that, and its gotta be one of the worst drives ever. On my way to desert bus org.... Honk honk!
you know, I'm sure, it makes no difference what my opinion is...and I say this not so much in humility (I already have too much of that, actually) but maily so you recognize that most stuff I write is to laugh at.
HA!
Geez! Even entertainers need to laugh, sometimes!
....it's either comedy or exlax.
Most folks like laughing instead of the other....
Hey Penn, I talked to Teller after the Vegas show earlier this year and told him I was a huge Desert Bus fan. There was an awkward silence and he said "Really?..." before he talked to other fans. Been a fan for years and it was great to finally see your humor and interaction in person and Teller's amazing sleight of hand.
What about letting kids go around saying "Nigga don't fuck with me!" at 8 years old, and slap their parents around, and people that have no friends, and have no supportive family because everyone is really selfish and treat each other like crap and find ways to laugh at others and demean them.
What about the fact that drugs, and prostitution are illegal creating black markets of violence and easy profitability compared to honest day's labor at 8.00 an hour which won't pay all the bills!
Don't blame drugs and bad parenting and bullying and poverty and kids having easy access to guns.
No, blame video games and TV and rock music...blame the entertainment industry; it's their fault. Personal and parental responsibility be damned....if mom's a crack ho and keeps a loaded gun sitting out in the open on her dresser, and the kid is living in the ghetto and getting the shit beat out of him daily at school, it's obviously GTA's fault that he goes out and murders his classmates.
Great to get a retrospect from penn about his old game. How he doesn't really remember it too much haha. i'd be stoked if i had a video game, even one as boring as desert bus
Is it just me or did something bad happen to this channel. I can't seem to watch any of the vids now.
mackeymkay 1 month ago
Oh wow I hit "back" on my mouse on accident now I have to mute my shit during the bullshit advertisement again! Fuckin sick of youtube. Just a matter of time until nerds make their own free "youtube" again.
seanThree16 11 months ago
thumbs up if you want a Desert Bus 2!
Lazy8Eight 1 year ago
i did the math it with my friends last night it would take 142 life times to complete the game 100%
jedijosh8 1 year ago
It would be cool if you were like buddies with The Sons of Anarchy and their enemies were on the bus dressed like Mormons so you could open the door and they could jump in while the bus was running. Then you would have to keep the bus on the road while bullets were flying by your head or maybe somebodies brains got blown out all over the inside of the windshield so you'd have to steer with one hand while trying to clean the brains off so you could see where you were going, which would probably
mjazzguitar 1 year ago
be hard to do because you knew it would be a boring trip so you dropped a hit of acid and it would just so happen they started this big gang war just as you were peaking real heavy because the guy who sold it to you forgot to tell you you were supposed to split the tab in half, and the saguaros were all waving around and doing wobbly stuff and you had already pissed the bikers off because you couldn't help but laugh your ass off because they were dressed like Mormons and one was a meth freak who
mjazzguitar 1 year ago
Desert Bus HD
Desert Bus 2: Snow Bus
Desert Bus 1 & 2 Revolution
Desert Bus 3: Space Bus
Desert Bus 4: Now with PEOPLE IN THE BUS
Desert Bus 5: Prevent your passengers from starving to death
Desert Bus Complete Pack: All games available on Steam in 1080p
sonicheroes777 1 year ago 4
Penn, if you still have the rights to this game, you should really release an ipap and iphone version (I am talking about the entire smoke and mirrors with all the mini games including desert bus) -- I _guarantee_ you that it would be a HUGE hit, people will love this.
surgeyX 1 year ago
@surgeyX There is an iphone version
Tussengassed 2 months ago
Stupid fat and lazy is no way to go threw life.
FTarquin 1 year ago
@FTarquin Neither is spelling things incorrectly.
Luwinkle 1 year ago
The only way that Desert Bus could ever possibly be a greater game is if it came with a peripheral that is effectively a fan that blows dry, hot air in your face to properly simulate the experience of driving through the fucking desert for 8 hours.
ph43rd37h 1 year ago
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pennsays 1 year ago
I met pen and teller (after a show in Vegas, at the Rio - got pictures with both of them!) I love you guys! Not just magicians, but truely amazing people with minds that can really help our world! Keep up the great work Penn & Teller! You two are truely amazing human beings! I can't wait to see your show again soon! It has been about 3 years since I saw the show, and I have our pictures framed with the 'program' front page, in a picture frame and hung from my wall above my couch :)
earthling1984 1 year ago
Oh jeez, Penn loves his hair so much.
yananapone 2 years ago
Smoke and Mirrors on the Sega CD should be ported or even better be recreated with it's original data (if anyone had it) and ported to Xbox Live Market Place or PlayStation 3 Network. It was one of most creative and original titles I have ever played if what I read was true about Penn & Teller not getting paid for it due to Absolute Entertainment's shutdown, it being ported would get P&T the money they deserve for aiding it's creation and it may get the game the recognition it deserves.
Vintage9x 2 years ago 11
@Vintage9x Penn and teller are broke? Damn, i thought the vegas show was doing so well too.
krazycalvin 1 year ago
@Vintage9x It's been ported to Iphone and Andriod, Check the stores!
Tussengassed 2 months ago
@Tussengassed At least they ported that portion of the game. It would be nice to get the rest of it.
Vintage9x 2 months ago
holy shit. I have never heard of anything like that.
Holret 2 years ago
That is great! Greatest Video game idea ever.
larrysupersport 2 years ago
I pissed my pants when you announced "one Point" after driving for hundreds of miles. Hilarious!
felixq78 2 years ago 3
omg you're like my grandad telling storys its epic
BigBrother1993 2 years ago 3
Holy my fuck
chodadogSA 2 years ago
TASVideos April Fools!
sorryamerica 2 years ago
Well...
My honest opinion on this, I would rather just directly give money to the charity, because I don't want people to stay up for 3 days, that's cruel. Seriously. I'd prefer to just donate another way.
youvebeenthunderstru 2 years ago
COme on man, leave your hair alone!
BobCassidy 2 years ago
Lol, I've heard of them.
I live in Vancouver, only a few hours from them.
LovelyYTRocks 3 years ago
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I don't know how anyone could be an aethiest. Hummm. to each his own! HEY DO SOME MAGIC TRICKS!
omeca 3 years ago
Jesus! lol.
shostler 2 years ago
I do not know how anyone could believe in talking snakes, satan, hell, Noah's ark, Jonah and the whale, an invisible space god creating the world in 7 days and all the other hilarious nonsense fairy tails in the bible.
MetalguitarlessonsUK 2 years ago 4
it is the greatest story ever told
matthewfaustin 2 years ago 2
I dunno dude, my mate has a pretty awesome story about a penguin, a tub of vaseline and alot of shame.
MetalguitarlessonsUK 2 years ago 3
lol that i need to hear
matthewfaustin 2 years ago 3
I once made this trip in a minivan, except I wasn't stopping in Vegas, the trip ended in Tonopah. I live in Vegas now, but that was a really boring trip.
BryanMiller 3 years ago
I marathoned this game about a year ago with some friends. Terrible game. Too bad we didn't do it for charity.
zmeier01 3 years ago
How in the HELL did I never hear about this "Desert Bus" game? Incredible!
zedrein18 3 years ago
Why am I not subbed yet?
GavinJ06 3 years ago
HAH oh dear God that's amazing.
I was IN one of LoadingReadyRuns videos *laughs*
I didn't know they did that!~
SeverusSnapeShindig 3 years ago
That same little ghost girl came to me in my room at the stroke of midnight and stroked me off. She go boom boom long time.
mbm13213 3 years ago 2
lmao!
LadyRaiya 3 years ago
haha
SaveOurPlanetBeVegan 3 years ago
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dcutbirt 3 years ago
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(='.'=)
SaveOurPlanetBeVegan 3 years ago
Penn is fucking awesome.
SinemaGaming 3 years ago 3
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"Video games that teach people real life skills" ...Actually, Penn, the free market provided that: SECOND LIFE. It actually DIRECTLY teaches real life skills, by allowing people to exchange the lindens (fake currency) for Federal Reserve Notes (fake currency backed by real life violence) ...All Janet Reno's government coercion couldn't beat the free market to the task!
heywoodjablohme 3 years ago
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wow he is one ugly dude off tv with no makeup on
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(='.'=) Post Mr.Bunny on every video and watch as he takes over YouTube
jackblap 3 years ago
Hello Mr Bunny!
JAYROX1969 3 years ago
I like Mr. Bunny!
mrfunnyd 2 years ago
penn you should make a bullshit episode on how south koreans believe that fans will kill you in your sleep.
apparently a fan can dehydrate you so much that you will die.
or that fans will create some sort of vortex to keep you from breathing.
make a bullshit episode on it
11mc22 3 years ago 6
They generally only make episodes of Bullshit on stuff that is somewhat popular, or is something of a popular misconception. The bible, for example.
South Koreans and fans means nothing to Americans.
isafos 3 years ago
yeah if anything get the mythbusters on that one.
FatherTime89 3 years ago 4
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I'm not giving any money to crappy videogame players so they can make another chucky movie!
drbaffler 3 years ago
All the money goes to a charity for children's hospitals.. Not making movies.
WykkedKlown 3 years ago 3
you should make a bullshit about video game violence =P
killblade99 3 years ago 4
He is, Jack Thompson has said he was interviewed for Bullshit.
FatherTime89 3 years ago
smoke and mirrors never came out because some game company went bankrupt right?
if i played desert bus i wonder if i even have the attention span to actually drive for 8 hours
so this game is on the internet somewhere right?
i got to go check it out.
11mc22 3 years ago
dont play for too long
some Korean guy died after 50 hours of playing starcraft. i think he died of heart failure.
man i love starcraft
but desert bus...
11mc22 3 years ago
I wish you and Teller would do another game (and release it this time). You guys obviously had a lot of fun using the medium as a practical joke.
GilbertSmith 3 years ago
go penn! i shall donate cash again! well technically i sent a video game directly to childs play.
pooass666666 3 years ago
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this dude is full of shit
Jwofl 3 years ago
ur full of crap
pooass666666 3 years ago 2
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Well, I listened to a minute and a half of your boring-ass video. I can has 22 thousand dollars now? :P
Love,
Titsie
TitsMcGeeBabee 3 years ago
Well I spent ten seconds reading your boring-ass comment, can I have 22 thousand dollars now?
GilbertSmith 3 years ago
QFMFT
I work at a pretty "rich" hospital actually...I suppose you would say but still...not many hospitals are TRULLY rich even WITH alot of revenue...what with the high pay of the doctors (which I believe they deserve btw)and all the various medical staff from nurses to diet aids, the EXPENSIVE research and equipment (YES hospitals get JUST as reemed for money as the individual schmo), and (for teaching hospitals) the teaching staff and facility, it is not THAT cheap.
Yuri92001 3 years ago
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Looks Real Stupid And weird.
fridaynightovernight 3 years ago
that sounds cool
JumpStop1 3 years ago
I dunno about most boring, have you ever done crafting on everquest 2?
DrunkenRanter 3 years ago
That's pretty cool. Thanks for sharing Penn.
CaptainFeigh 3 years ago
great game smoke and mirrors,, some very funny moments, think it would of done pretty well had it been released.
strictlysega 3 years ago 2
Holy crap! I would donate money to anybody willing to drive from Tucson to Vegas on purpose. I've done that, and its gotta be one of the worst drives ever. On my way to desert bus org.... Honk honk!
hevyAccel 3 years ago
fuck janot reno but at least she dosent like jack thompison
badazz5001 3 years ago 2
That video game sounds horrible.
jebus6kryst 3 years ago
lol i remember penn talking about this on this radio show :P
dave597 3 years ago
Why do I feel like trying out that game? This charity is a great idea because... well, it's just so damn stupid and I love it.
Clausfarre 3 years ago
you know, I'm sure, it makes no difference what my opinion is...and I say this not so much in humility (I already have too much of that, actually) but maily so you recognize that most stuff I write is to laugh at.
HA!
Geez! Even entertainers need to laugh, sometimes!
....it's either comedy or exlax.
Most folks like laughing instead of the other....
ArtThroughtheAges 3 years ago
I did it because you told me to!
LolaDoggie 3 years ago
isn't that the I Have Three PS3's-guy?
bleunt 3 years ago
I remember seeing a trailer for Smoke and Mirrors, honestly it looked pretty cool! A shame it never came out..
Mercuryrain1 3 years ago 2
time to color your hair again!! its getting a little better at least you dont think your sitting in his lap
soundrone 3 years ago
Hey Penn, I talked to Teller after the Vegas show earlier this year and told him I was a huge Desert Bus fan. There was an awkward silence and he said "Really?..." before he talked to other fans. Been a fan for years and it was great to finally see your humor and interaction in person and Teller's amazing sleight of hand.
Thanks for the video updates!
bashildy 3 years ago 2
Games do provide real life skills.
Drum kits (especially the Ion Drum Kit) can teach you actual drumming technique and coordination that you can apply in real life
Guitar Hero World Tour has a music making tool
Little Big Planet can really help with Coordination.
There are many singing games which can help people be less tone deaf and be able to hear their own voices.
Little Big Planet can help with creativity and imagination.
Don't forget about all the Wii and DS educational games. O_o
makaisenki 3 years ago
I love LoadingReadyRun. I'm donating to this ASAP. Thanks for mentioning this.
cromartiedropout1 3 years ago 2
"Very difficult is winning the Nobel Prize, impossible is eating the sun." Is one of the funniest lines in any video game, released or not.
superdeer 3 years ago 2
f that give me some money
ls6guy 3 years ago
Next big video game: Office Cubical
jlan12 3 years ago 4
You guys should do an episode of Bullshit about the way video games are blamed for things like school shootings and stuff.
mrplow8 3 years ago 12
Yeah, unbridled access to loaded guns by mentally disturbed violent teenagers don't kill people, video games do! :)
enigmatically 3 years ago
What about letting kids go around saying "Nigga don't fuck with me!" at 8 years old, and slap their parents around, and people that have no friends, and have no supportive family because everyone is really selfish and treat each other like crap and find ways to laugh at others and demean them.
What about the fact that drugs, and prostitution are illegal creating black markets of violence and easy profitability compared to honest day's labor at 8.00 an hour which won't pay all the bills!
makaisenki 3 years ago
Don't blame drugs and bad parenting and bullying and poverty and kids having easy access to guns.
No, blame video games and TV and rock music...blame the entertainment industry; it's their fault. Personal and parental responsibility be damned....if mom's a crack ho and keeps a loaded gun sitting out in the open on her dresser, and the kid is living in the ghetto and getting the shit beat out of him daily at school, it's obviously GTA's fault that he goes out and murders his classmates.
enigmatically 3 years ago
@mrplow8
They did. Season 7 episode 3 :P
surgeyX 1 year ago
@mrplow8 lol they did
CorporationLulz 11 months ago
Did you two ever do an episode of Bullshit about the video game violence issue?
shyvr 3 years ago 3
i love loading ready run :D
wafflebucket 3 years ago
Heroes indeed. Best charity drive ever. 2 years running! Go LRR!
ekoos 3 years ago
desert bus is awesome, these guys are awesome
wanderingsociologist 3 years ago
They are heroes...
Shalek 3 years ago
Woo LRR.
They also shave themselves for charity, not just play Desert Bus.
theevilinsomniac 3 years ago
Yus!
GO LRR
cheeseonfire 3 years ago
Heh, I wondered if you were going to talk about this.
qwertyuiop726 3 years ago
Wow, I wanna play this game. :P
Zimy0 3 years ago
why didnt it ever come out?? and why dont you remember anything from your video game
unabrows13 3 years ago 2
The company that was making went bankrupt before it could be published.
snownet 3 years ago 2
Great to get a retrospect from penn about his old game. How he doesn't really remember it too much haha. i'd be stoked if i had a video game, even one as boring as desert bus
kbrinks 3 years ago 3
I'm defiantly going to check out that game. Sounds crazy.
BWF89 3 years ago
three videos all in one day!
altoid2k4 3 years ago
how else do you think he makes money???
whynostop 3 years ago
I was just saying it's cool to have 3 videos of his in one day, and I'm sure his Vegas shows bring in just a tad more cash than this youtube deal.
altoid2k4 3 years ago
hahahaha
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