Yorkshire Television

[gibsosgerbil]

"THIS IS YORKSHIRE TELEVISION, BROADCASTING FROM THE EMREOD, BELMONT, AND ASSOCIATED TRANMISSIONS OF THE INDEPENDENT BROADCASTING AUTHORITY."

This Yorkshire Ident Is Naughty and Silly.

[MattTheSpratt]

what

[gibsosgerbil]

BITCH BITCH BITCH Yorkshire Television Is A Stupid Bitch.

Stupid Shit Horror Bloody Ident

[crocodile1374]

Fair's fair, I cannot say as I remember seeing that ever on ITV, so, who put this cool video up, is worth thanking, given it's cool & that clown or whatever it is, sounds as though it's been on the helium for an absolute age! Keep bringing these cool & groovy videos out ^ putting ;em up?

[FaerieCrone]

The Yorkshire one used to make me have nightmares as a kid and wet the bed. I used to think it looked like devil's eyes or something.

[jackboothexplodes]

the granada logo at the end of coronation street around 2005 used to scare me.

[Faceyuk]

The HTV one scared me too.

[emmahollyoaks]

the yorkshire tv logo really scared the crap out of me when i was little. so much, that i had nightmares 

[shirleygibson]

Fuck Off. This Ident Is Turning Psycho Murder.

[wuzzlevideos]

I think I just shit myself/

[shirleygibson]

That Burgler Is Going To Steal Children's Videos and DVDs From Our Neighbour's House and The Dog Is Gone For Good.

[shirleygibson]

Stupid Bitch. The ITV Logo Is Going To Have Blood On Yorkshire Television. All teenage Girls Dies With Blood And They Will Not Marry. Contains Frightning Scenes Which Is Not Suitable For Children.

[johnkelly46]

I still get ribbed about hiding behind the couch when the YTV logo came on :) Very traumatic stuff

[choccyva]

LOL

[jifkitchen]

itv didnt scare me, but the bbc 1989 clock for the news did! it looked so agresive.

[bagpuss211]

Ha-Ha, nice one! I cannot say as it bothered me all that much as a kid, given I didn't watch much TV at that point, More quirky videos like that one, if you please?

[bagpuss211]

Awesome video, whatever happened to the sinatue tune in order for it t sound as though it's dragging a bit? PLEASR could someone answer that and without the usage of foul language?!

[jpongsin2002]

i went to tie to bitch hahahahaha at 00:25

[thefrecklepuny]

I think this would scare the bejesus out of my sister. She's 40 but is still freaked out by that old BBC test card!

[crocodile1374]

Prety col actually, could someone please tell me the name of the fanfare and the name of the guy who voiced the announcement, and why it sounded slightly wowy?

[Marrickt]

Waa with tha Zee zzzzz----------Ooo wa!! EE! Thats what that makes me think of. Kinda freaked me out a bit

[Forestamtul]

What a farce but funny and skimish ha ha ha huh he ho haaaa huh. Thats enough Foz the noz.

[StuJeryCo]

WHAT THE F**K!

[ErazorDJ]

O_____________________________­_o

[Markyboy28]

LMFAO!!!!!!!

[GEORGIANGUSTIL]

plz make the testcard longer :)

[Megavids3]

God this ident for my region scares me

[shawsy96]

yes it does

[Megavids3]

fuck the testcard is creepy

[shawsy96]

yes that testcard is creepy

[Megavids3]

yeah

[thefrecklepuny]

Might show my big sister this! She was scared of that BBC test card as a kid...and still is!!!

[pomomatthew]

that scared the crap out of me! but it's cute

[dickdixon]

hahahaha brilliant!

[focusonswindonnorth]

funny at the end but i had a nightmare like that once but i was living in the htv west region but it was the end of coronation street in 2000. The bit that bothered me was the granada logo at the end.

[AllisonGrosser]

Oh my gosh! Pant-wettingly funny and pant-wettingly frightening in equal measure! :-)

[AnthonyUK]

ITV plc: I win this time bitch!

IBA: Aaaarrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhh!

Typical tory privatisation and labour damage of ITV from a happy multichannel regional ITV family of great companies to a shitty corporate single "you'll do what we say and you won't do things yourself" broadcaster!

[seamanrob]

ROFL... I win this time bitch

[paulmerton4pope]

Brilliant!!

[dmc1200]

What's the significance of it being an 'Emergency Logo'?

[dacrlit]

No idea.

[crazyclive]

It means nothing; it's just a joke!

[Woollylinnet]

Now another logo you want to this to is the one which scared nearly as many people as this one - ATV!!!

Actually, I'd best not think about that last thing at night...

[foxmakeba]

FUCKING. FRIGHTING.

Could barely watch.

[eagled96]

f***ing hilarious!!!!

[visagedebaise]

I expect most of them wish you'd piss off back down south.

[furbearingbrick]

As Mario would say, SPOOOOOOOOKY.

[dollydot123]

OK, sorry! You're NOT a facist, or the scum of the earth. I just can't bear stereotyping. I have a lot of best friends from Yorkshire, and just don't like it when people make fun of them (and me) because of their background. I had that for years, and I know what it's like, so when someone does make fun of another person's background, I always have to defend them. I admit, though, I did take it too far. Please accept my apology.

[dollydot123]

So do I, I have lived in Baaarrnsley as you call it for eight years (Londoner by birth) and I think I know what I'm talking about too. The only thing I hate about Yorkshire are facist men like you. I DO NOT condone Shannon Matthew's mother's behavoir so don't you dare compare me to her.

Another thing! My name is dollydot, short for Dorothy.

[dollydot123]

Walliburton-scum of the earth

[rfitzhen]

This is very funny

[jsmall147]

the end was absolutely 250,000% funny!

[Babe5677]

WOW AND DOUBLE WOW. Has anyone got the Central TV emergancy logo. If someone has will it be like the YTV one. YTV logos never gave me a problem. I wasn't scared at all. But when I was little I used to be scared of the Central TV, HTV, Crimestoppers and YTV's Christmas Line. Please post the vull vid of YTV's Christmas Line so you can scare me again in a funny way.

[ziggydamaestro]

HTV Crimestoppers music was enough to scare the crap outta me at the age of twelve! Fucking frightening!

ATV - very scary indeed!

[quizmaster85]

Now *there's* an idea for a few Halloween costumes!

[Babe5677]

WOW. that was pretty scary. I would be pretty scared if that came on my 42 inch widescrean TV I would scream and hide and cry. When I was little I used to laugh and point at the TV when the YTV logo came on. When I first saw I said that's beautiful and the YTV logo still is pretty. Everytime I heard the YTV jingle I used to say look Granadad the YTV logo is on our TV isn't it cool?. YTV rules.

[hugalove]

What scared you most? The YTV logo or Fred Trueman's haircut? See "Indoor League", it's reet greatly! Mike S.

[soupdragon1973]

LOL!! that was hilarious.You obviously have the same weird thoughts I did as a kid.That was funny!!

[whizkidforte]

Male VO (in a low voice): This is Yorkshire Television, broadcasting from the Emley Moor, Belmont, and the associated transmitters of the Independent Broadcasting Authority.

(ident slide drips blood and flashes fangs as child viewer screams and hides)

This is so funny! LOL!!! XD

[coolbluelights]

Holy Kraap! That woulda scared me shitless as a kid!!

[ThePolishResistance]

ROTFL!

Emergency logo, eh? Now why doesn't US television have those?

[superslinger2007]

Whoa funnily interesting. Yeah - the only logo that give me a chill is the CG PBS 4th ident (which I based my first ss07 logo off of).

[Dantheman2funny]

SATAN TELEVISION!

[Jonkable]

don't suppose anyone knows where to get the full verson of the Yorkshire Television March?

[AidanLunn]

wait until the Yorkshire Television part of TV-ARK comes back online and you'll get a FULL start-up sequence from 1977!

[bagpuss211]

Apologies for not having it, but nontheless, could you at leattell me, whose idea was it to make the tune start dragging a bit, and whether the bloke who's announcing it at the beginning is either John Crosse, or Graham ROberts?

[AnthonyUK]

That music is the Yorkshire television march btw.

[superflycannibal]

My word, that is ownage, good sir.

[AntarcticaTelevision]

ROTFL!

[TimmyTickle]

Well, that was....random. And scary as well.

[jm01231]

MwA Ha hA Ha Ha

[leepenfold]

i liked the sqiucky person at the end of this clip yorkshire tv ident looks scary

[timelord25]

scary yorkshire tv ident i liked the sqicky person in the end

[randomstuff2007]

LOL!

[igorac79]

LoL ²

[623058]

LOL

[andresmalagreca]

scaryyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[97channel]

YIKES!!!

[25AUG1968]

The ITV logos which scared me as a child were ATV and ATV's overseas arm, ITC. Yorkshire's logo never gave me a problem, though Granada's sometimes freaked me, especially during their "Police Messages", which were phased out when the BBC's Crimewatch UK hit the air in 1984. Mike S.

[Jonkable]

That reminds me of another reason i didnt like HTV. Crime Stoppers. i got a vid somewhere of it.

[robosapiencam]

It's best but I don't think this is an emergency logo done by Yorkshire Television. Overall I'd rate it an average 3 stars.

[allenjeremy]

That clip had me in fits of laughter.

[623058]

You Right about that!

[whizkidforte]

HAHAHAHAHAHA! LOL!

[Jonkable]

So would i. The HTV Logo used to give me nightmares when i was a kid. Dunno why though

[ziggydamaestro]

I always used to think the white on blue HTV ident was formed up from strips of chewing gum - rather like the countdown markers on a motorway.

Loved the fact the TSW had a kick-ass dance mix ident!

[y2kjonrichards]

If this came up on my TV Id be pretty scared!