Off Day- Get A Real JOB DEFRANCO!!! (QOTD- What is your dream job?)

[MauReeses93]

You're my hero

[6goldenbrown]

you have a huge amount of respect from me because of what you have accomplished.the show is great and im looking forward to more SF it all seemes so easy!!! but guess it waddnt. sooo.... great stuff maaan.

[MissLFlechsig]

dream job: YouTuber.

[FluffayBootso0]

o.0...nice! xD

[SoyDuckProductions]

i fucking love this video u literary inspire me

[PapioG]

Still one of the best

[0HereGoesNothing]

<3

[alritejes]

This video always cheers me up... I watch it whenever I have a bad say and it warms me up completely and gives me a silver lining :-)

[2488ame]

Your cool. So awesome

[dewey4evur]

I am part of the female population of the Defranco Nation! Love you. (and yes, you are still sexy with them chubby cheeks.

[karramia14]

Oh damn Phill that video actually made me tear up a little and made me feel warm inside :). I really do idolize you and Im proud to say Im part of that female percent that still does and has watched you since you've been posting :D

[prsbest17]

That is pretty funny! Jobs are getting more and more difficult to maintain. Still there is a lot we can do. But they are definitively stressing!

[AnotherNutJob]

People who say "get a job" are people who hate their job and hate their life and they say that to you because they are jealous.

[TheHotsaucekiller]

wooooooooo i finally found the song its been bugging me for days

[BRIALEE70]

I REALLY LOVE YOU NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheLionsDenNews]

Ahhh memories. Some day I hope to be free from the shackles of my 9-5, but climbing the charts on the tubes is neigh impossible without a shoutout from the Godfather of the tubes these days.

[chromezinc]

the best me is a BITCH

[SplitSniper7]

This is probably one of my favorite videos, and every time I re-watch it the first 3 seconds of this video just make my day, I don't know why, and the rest of the video just gets better from there.

[JustCIDER]

The part he sings at the end, it sounds funny - is it a real song ? what is it called ?

[danie142009]

ur SO lucky.

[NeonTeddyBear100]

Im a female viewer && i think youre cool :D

[kingofdice66]

get a real job retardo

[dingo596]

yours

[MinaBassilious]

THUMBS UP if you agree with Phil's arguments in this video.

[ammiella]

I feel like having a 'real job' is a waste of my time. There are so many things I'd rather be doing; life is so short and going to work takes up most of your time. What's the point of having money when you never have the time to enjoy it?

[iwantsifegold]

This is my favorite videos ever

[JNasty563]

My dream job = Phil's job. Look out Phil, I got a $30 dollar video camera and im not afraid to use it. But in reality my job sucks. Is the money worth really worth my Soul?! Well, im gonna go throw rocks at old couples... WHY SHOULD THEY BE HAPPY?!?! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! =P

[Pr0haxxxxx0rz4eva]

I love when phill is so passionate

[rawrzorate]

@Pr0haxxxxx0rz4eva * Unzips Pants*

[JMick1215]

This should be converted into a poster

[MrDrugsarebad]

YES PHIL I WILL. I WILL CONTINUE MOLESTING CHILDREN BECAUSE IM GREAT AT IT, AND I LOVE IT: THANK YOU FOR GIVING ME THE ADVISE I SO SORELY NEEDED!

[CLDBLD900]

I LOVE YOU PHIL. I watch this video when I need a good smile. YOU MAKE MY DAY KEEP THE MAGIC COMING

[ItzJoJoTV]

I just finished watching this video in the middle o the night on my phone an while I was watching it a fucking spider crawled across my pillow and I hate spiders so much it's a border-line phobia. So fml and I'm now afraid to fall asleep... I love ya phil... :(

[AmazonNEden]

The insane thing is that I love you so much, I could almost verge on resentful about it. I'm totally grateful for you, seriously... The only voice of reason I encounter, like... Ever. So, thanks!

[HulaHippy1]

it may just be that its now 7:20am and i've had an all night phillyd marathon but everything you're saying is HILARIOUS to me at this point

[PeetaPettigrew]

One of my favorite videos ever

[DARKxJUGZ]

I think it would help in some cases anyway this is awesom

[Felineintuition]

This video makes my Mondays better :)

[89Kele]

I think the moral of this video is, no matter who you are or where you come from, life is a terrible thing.

[MasterTainment]

I have this downloaded onto my computer. I watch it once a week. No lie.

[Redharryspidergerk]

That was great thanks and keep up the amazing work

[cbeewins]

I keep coming back and making the same comment on this video, but I love it so it's worth it. So here it goes again,

I love you tons, Phil. You're handsome to me.

[RoughThief]

Unfortunately the market for my dream job is pretty full and it's damn near impossible to get into it without connections. But it's no wonder. Who would NOT want to kill politicians and bang hot female spies for a living?

[tigersenamon]

@RoughThief I'm with you, except hot male spies... with rugged good looks and scars.

[RoughThief]

@tigersenamon Heh, some call it rugged, some call it run-down XD

[KristentheInebriator]

Definitely one of your best. And don't think no one noticed you were using Logic Pro :-P

[PeetaPettigrew]

This is awesome! One of the best youtube videos ever!

[jrwd10]

Type PRIZE before youtube and hit enter

[iwantsifegold]

I love this video

[7Royalty]

*parents

[7Royalty]

Don't listen to your patents, unless they are business owners, they are outdated. The problem is, their education mentality is based on the industrial era which ended starting in 1959. economy is hitting the tailbone of this era and into the information era. And still ppl got to college to find a good job.. Lol, an ed system for an era that no longer exist

[Burt521]

if you have somthing you love and people say no you can't do it, well they can go screw themselves. because if you like somthing and you feel like your good at it just do it!! so just be the best you you can be.

[wrider95]

you are literaly as dum as a brick

[ExtraFormula]

i went out of my way to like this vid

[crowdsurfers]

All I can be is the best me i can be ... love that quote

[breelyd]

i'm young, but i watch this video every now and then to remind myself what i'm working for. i love you, phil!! :)

[ChrisKnight12]

I have seen this 12 times

[MrPowellw]

define "normal childhood"

[melifluousMOUTH]

You look good in pink

[BoyPlantation]

865 cubicle jockeys were made sad

[halofreak2626]

standing ovation for ya Phil!

[ScMc17]

Waw this video is so biased.

[plzstopimchanging]

Agreeeeed ... Why be miserable when you could so obviously be awesome :)

[discochoir]

This is still your best video!

[xmichiganfanx]

well... u definitely got lucky. I mean, there are tons of charismatic, talkative people in the world. You just kinda hit the jackpot.

More power to you though

[FYSlytherin]

you know what Phil you are the coolest cool kid ever !!!

[acemasterke]

DENOZZO.... DEFRANCO

[MelaTrujillo]

this has to be one of THE BEST defranco episodes ever!

[YOW1965]

OMG Phil you are tooooo cute!

[Xequal1]

Philly, How much do you make a year from Adsense?

[TheFIREize]

865 people blew their f-cking brains out

[Raafi1234]

who would had thought it, but a 20's something year old kid would be smarter and braver to be saying it as it should be said than a million others.

[TheHollyHollister]

you topped yourself this time, Phily D. Flat out. Awesome. GO NERDS WHO GROW UP TO BE BETTER THAN ALL THE OTHER AWFUL "NROMALS" FROM HIGH SCHOOL/COLLEGE!

[LittleRaguu]

so true.

[carbonstar777]

Love you!!!!!!!!!!!

[isaac64300]

I love your video's defranco is the god of video's

[IanLFC1992]

haha lovee this vid phil :D

[xThePremiereVideosx]

i have watched this video over so many times when im stressed, i love it... its too funny :)

"when your only goal of the week is to make it to the weekend without blowing your F***ing brains out" hahhaa

[cubanmex1]

Lol this was the first defranco show I saw, funny ass shit, we need more shows like this on YouTube

[justwow13]

this video was fucking great and the ending made me LMAO

but unfortunately also remind me of 2 girls 1 cup...lol

[kush2121]

In the words of the Honorable Judge Smails, "The world needs ditch diggers too".  You're welcome

[BootyfulBunny]

This is one of the best messages i've ever seen in a youtube vid

[RheaPhx]

the ending WTF hahaha

[lyssaftw]

you totally just birghten my day. Love you phil!!

[Skindoggiedog]

I really did want to hate you, but couldn't bring myself to.

Dammit.

[SerenaHecatesAngel]

HAha thats exactly how I feel about my job.

[SerenaHecatesAngel]

Well thats how I feel about my job

[Swanlifestyle]

Rock on De Franco! You got one chick back as a viewer!!

[Altaranalt]

I really like this video!

[GD3dguy]

wow... this video ruined my day.. :(

[JudgementsxReject]

I'm a female viewer and I think that you are fucking hott

[gusha88]

I'm a female viewer :) yay!

[Tilou425]

@Raiku49 He's not saying to do internet vids. He saying "Do what you love and nothing else".

[Ally657]

@Raiku49 Harsh bro. 

[megalibra82]

@Raiku49 dude you mention an awesome word "OVERPOPULATION", am so happy how deep and insightful your comment.

[RoughThief]

@Raiku49 So true.

[hotdave86000]

NICE DAY !!

[hotdave86000]

YOU KNOW IT SO WELL ???

[AnimalCackers117]

@iluvdrakeandjosh yes, undercover agentsthat spread happiness is a great job!

[megalibra82]

@mwbling sooooooooooo? so sick of a female douchebag

[ChOcOsTaR27]

QOTD: Travel Journalism....

oh and the 857 who didn't like this can go F*CK themselves.

[TheJuliaSanchez]

I think you're cool. 

[OneStraightLine]

So hot! :)  Love it

[MightyMcGlynn]

BEST RANT EVARRRR!!!!!!!!!!

[Snuggle454]

CHILL PHILL

[staple006]

RIGHT ON MAN!

[AnimalCackers117]

Dream job , I really dunno yet to be honest but I would love to make a differance, or just brighten someones day .... So a cross between the beatles and a .... Rainbow?

[iluvdrakeandjosh]

@AnimalCackers117 O: we're on the same boat. Maybe we can apply to a rinbow agency?

[dpoupart]

Dream job: Swimsuit calender 'tester'

[Ayamiewolfprincess]

Phil stop calling yourself fat. You are not fat. You are sexy :)

[RockoutDarci]

@Ayamiewolfprincess

I know he's sxephil right? XD

[CodeofVideos]

Dream job: Something that society has a grim outlook upon.

[McRakns]

Thanks you man! Finally someone speaks off what I exactly have in mind.

[TheSilverButtons]

856 people who saw this video have those types of shitty jobs he was talking about.

[TransAmFSAS]

My dream job: To be a martial arts instructor and own my own gym, making a living off my favorite thing in the world!

[masterbaric]

what he said is absolutely right

[MrDabest99]

hhahahaha this one has 30 percent more sarcasm haha

[TheSassyred15]

I TOTTALLY AGREE!!!!!! Thats why i went against my family and got my degree in veterinary medicine, i cuddly with puppies and kittys all day!!!!

[KZBProductionCo]

Why is fred at the very end

[bigmuffexpress]

Best video I have seen this year, well done Phil! :-D

[ssbblists]

Dream job: collecting coins that people throw into wish fountains

[ssbblists]

Dream job: collecting coins that people throw into wish fountains

[Unmatched44]

I love this vid! 

[IcorusWolf]

2:01 - 2:09 unless ur kill people

[jackyhammy]

freekin love the end

[tardlz4207]

just btw phil,

i love you <3

my friend showed me your videos the other day and now im hooked!

[RainInTheSunshine]

"If you have something you love and people say no, you can't do it.. well they can go fuck themselves'' bahahaha I can't stop laughing at that <33

[Stefanposey1]

2:20 wtf?

[curtis1357]

You're a freakin GENIUS Phil DeFranco!!! (1 million thumbs up)

[panicfreak317]

Oh my god, Phil, don't hate on teh 9to5ers!

[77thebob77]

Ill never be happy at what i do until i do jessica alba.... In space

[Keemmp]

One thing your young when the reason most people have jobs that they hate must be parents

[tanaii1]

best video on youtube

[MrPunkunderdog]

QOTD: MUSICIAN

[brandyboy09]

whats the app called anyone

[Sophie996]

@brandyboy09 You can just go to the app store and type in 'PhillyD' in the search. You should see the monkey. =]

[bradgonewild]

thumbs up for the touch morale :)

[MySymphonic]

Awee.

You're not fat. :3

You're cute.

[serebigander]

This video needs a billion views period.

[BigTEntertainmnet]

@serebigander nah, it needs 6billion

[Sophie996]

"Aww fuck, this video has a touchy moral" :D i wish i could just show this vid to my mom explaining why i dont want to be a doctor.

[pinkygirl113]

"give me the will to keep my head out of the f*cking oven" ....XD

[JesterNlove]

So basically your saying...i should be a shrink. thank you. ^-^

[Fredmk071]

I HATE U.YOU MADE ASA QUIT IDIOT AND FOR THAT FOOLISHNISH BITCH ASS IDIOT

[zackstrife19]

<3 you phil (no homo) lol

[axelasdf]

On having a boring job: At least you have a job.

[zaclover1990]

855 assholes missed the like button.

[THEOogalieBoogalie]

I always come back to this video. It wasn't too long ago when I realized that university was a waste because all I would end up doing is paying taxes, working and dying. This video makes me smile about possibly actually finding something I enjoy. I hope I find something like that. That pays...

[Zzarch]

FUCK REAL JOBS!! :D

[Arabianz7]

PHIL FOR PRESIDENT ANYONE? :D

[hippiesharks123]

@MrHispanic365 I hear that job is really slimy and gross /:

[nscarlet360]

HEY VIEWERS!!!!!!! look behind phil at his computer and check 30sec....then 33 sec...36sec....40......46....5­1.....1:18...1:22....1:34.....­1:45

you will see it has changed.

what are you doing phil?

[PinkSparrow3]

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO!!! I WATCH THIS OFTEN! YOU ROCK!

[Risreify]

wow phil you aspired me to keep doing what i do best thanks for that and you know what? Im going to aim higher from now on, wait for me guiness record for raping most woman in 24 hour span wohoooo alright

[ReneeOfTheFae]

Wow! Go, man, go! *^_^*

[InsanelyBoots]

My sister says: It looks like there's a sweet potato behind him...but it's just his face...b/c I have bad eyes...I'm kinda hungry. =]

[vanillamonsterparis7]

ima female veiwer

and i love you!

youre so real!

everyone should be this way

...but then the worl might explode...

my dream job is to be a writer.

but idk if im good at it though! hah ha

anyways its awesome that youre so real and dont givea shit that you are who you are

you have strong truth!

[noDyne]

This video is great. You speak volumes of truth, good sir.

[korychan]

This is my favorite PhillyD video, and it took a minute to come to this conclusion, since all your vlogs and shows have been epic from day one. This truly had all my favorite stuff: mushy "be yourself" moral, chipmunk singing, a boss with a fruity "lithp", and that kick-ass voice and tie at the beginning. Keep vlog-ing, Defranco, no one does it quite like you.

[joshua0226]

my dream job is being a famous guitarist

[MrHispanic365]

My dream job is a spoon (=

[singstaryo]

I love this. :) I watch this one a lot...You know what i mean...

JUST KIDDING. :P

But this one is one of my favorites. :)

[OnlyXInXWonderland]

Female viewer! Oh Phil, I love you.

[karin2s]

Im also a female viewer! :D I think u always should end your videos singing :D So funny! You're awesome /Sweden

[AaronsMusique]

wash your mouth out with soap phillip!

[ilubeeyou]

im a female viewer (: and i love you (: <3

[hellotomeyay]

well just go to show school and jobs are rather the same

lots and lots of stress that gets u kill or other people killed

[TeamRippnLipz1]

Great fucking shit BOSS

[freshsoulbutter]

I'm also a female viewer: ;)