Farmer Discovers 'Holy' Egg

[libziswitty]

fühl mich irgendwie allein..:( will einer mit mir schreiben hab auch bilder und so

[x246869]

I saw on the side a diamond. Praise be to baseball.

[akhan727]

What a waste of coverage.

[poopydoolarroo]

it's not a cross it's an X !

[sailingsolar]

Nope it's a cross . Placed squarely Up and down. An " X" is tilted 45^.  Sorry, unbeliever. Your wrong and going to HELL. SS

[poopydoolarroo]

tilt the egg 45' and you have your x tilt it back and it's a cross it is all in the eye of the beholder !

no i'm not going to hell my religion grants me eternal salvation or triple your $ back !

[akhan727]

Apparently you're going to Hell too for condemning another human being. You have no spiritual right to tell another person that they are going to Hell. That is judgmental.

[sailingsolar]

What the F?u?! This lady should be burned at the stake by the church, just like they did to Joan of Arc. Hundreds of millions of Christians are eagerly awaiting their Saviour's return, any day now. Who's to say this isn't it. Everyone knows these are the end times READ the Bible, it's all there. End times like right now! This egg is might be Jesus coming back as a Holy Chicken. Would you expect him to be in a regular egg? Heck NO. If that egg doesn't get to hatch, we're screwed. SS

[Zigglez]

Lol. Maybe Jesus's way of saying he approves of the practice of Easter Eggs to honour him being murdered. :-P

Otherwise it could just be the impression the hens ass made on the egg... more than likely that.

[FedupwithR]

"I've seen a lot of miracles but not quite like this one" !!!!!!!!!!!!

Shame on you CBS. No wonder there are are so many fundies in the US.

[zeralf]

ANTICHRIST WILL HATCH BEWARE

[mrpayne123]

Oh Jesus you are so clever and mysterious. I thought you would want to forget about that bad Friday.

[MonakoSM]

well unless its already dead and rotten I think it would be better off with its hen to get a little holy chick instead puting it in a box were it will rot and stink up the place...

[lavenderliberal]

Silly skeptics -- don't you know that the best way for God to send a message to the world is to slap it on a mutation that falls out of a chicken's ass?

[Nenni13]

nice :D

[Snoffling]

that egg will hatch a new jesus

[CocoandVelvet]

Is there a possible egg mutation?

[chendongsong]

this world is crazy~~~chicken is god! so i shouldn't eat egg or chicken anymore!!!!!!!!!!

[FordPerfect]

the chicken is jesus.

[adhd77]

These people are seriously delusional and they should get professional help.

[IAmaPersion]

What a freakin psycho!! The egg is a miracle? LOL, man these religious nuts!!

[MrRedPajamas]

Pardon my ignorance but, are eggs usually like that? I mean, resembling a purple veiner?

[zentotoro]

hrmmm.... maybe she shouldn't use roundup on her lawn....

[ohgoodlord]

bird brain.

[kojsbarv]

HAHAHA, God really got it right this time! I'll pray harder so God will make me a cross decorated po.

[Seanie990]

yeah, because if god chose to give use a sign, he'd put it on an egg/ piece of toast/ under a freeway. So stupid

[TheKentuckyBatman]

People are getting dumber.

[ihaveashed]

Looks like a chickens footprint - which i find more fascinating than God imprinting a Cross on an egg :l

[rileyc01]

@ihaveashed i agree

[carbonatedturd]

Only in the redneck bible belt would this get airtime. Religitards are hilarious.

[WCDSM]

The cross looks like it was created by the chicken's sphincter...

[ohgoodlord]

lmfao, aka asshole. that's what christmas is all about.

[fpbanana]

OMFG!!! How stupid are people these days? It's just normal "skin egg" egg is still soft after coming out of chicken so it will get shapes from chicken legs when she steps on it. Calling it miracle is just showing how stupid they are and not good farmers if they don't know things like that.

[skunkstem]

grow the F**k up

[llillillillillllill]

woah... talk about eggclesiastical!?!

[SirSchmerz]

And who can prove that they didn't make it themselves? I'd find it more believable if the rest of the egg was smooth,- but it's not, it looks like a fake plastic egg. :|

[Muad420]

Wait.. what? Pam is a slave owner who sells the unborn children of her "workers"??? Why is this not illegal.

[Vittuhomopetteri]

Is it just me, or does "the cross" look like chikens footprint?

[HarakkaBialoipokku]

That's not egg, that's a round penis

[drrraug]

That egg is malformed all the way, calling that a miracle is rather ridiculous. "It's like opening the best christmas present ever.", gee, it's just an egg. People believe the weirdest of things, but if that makes them happy, then good for them.

[aweres]

looks sword to me

[mikbe666]

chicken put an ancient torture device on an egg?

[Joulu]

if you can't stand the heat, dont raise chicken

[Benderkekekeke]

that chicken must be incarnated jebus

[Elina1029]

What if she just made the egg soft, like in the bottle trick, and pressed the shape on it?

[Prnii]

stupid yanks. bunch of over-religious idiots.

[profmda]

What truly amazes me about this bit of idiocy is why it was picked up by a TV network at all.

[KosmicCitizen]

Bloody ridiculous.

[xGu1ltyx]

lmao a "miracle" ok lady...get back to your vodka and crossword puzzles.

[jaymonkey12]

Anyone tried tellin the crazy lady is just a fucking retarded egg?

[betsall]

a genuine kook

[Nejichan8]

that egg is going to stink soon

[marcofan69]

i want to eat her jesus egg and be infused with the power of christ

[allush29]

It looks like flying pigeon 2 me< LOL PPL GET ALIFE.

[Truthorfable]

did you get the golden egg yet?

[guillermo316]

mexican holy pancake, holy ironer, now an egg!

[jerkinp]

Praise the holy chicken. Amen. lol

You got to be joking. What the heck is wrong with people. Seeing the virgin Mary, the cross, Jesus and all sorts of things on various objects from grilled cheese sandwich to now an egg these days. There are even people out there that buy this stuff for a lot of money like that casino that bought the grilled cheese sandwich.

[Elina1029]

Reminds me of this atheist melon: /watch?v=LpS5KRLGSmg :D