Alf goes ape shit comedy

[killemall1972]

5 dislikes? CUNTS FUCKED

[Shazam9551]

hahahahahahahahaha :)

[kegstar4mma]

after watching home and away with the family when i was little... i can easily say this is one of the funniest clips on you tube i laugh every time guaranteed

[angels77100]

This is the best Alf vid on Youtube. The rest are shit compared to this.

[ResurrectionJoe]

Funny fucking shit.

[indopundo]

why do 'transcripts' of videos always get a million thumbs up? They're just a literate version of what you just saw? It's not like it's a genius remark or something sheeeeesh.

[bigtoe1684]

AWETHOME!

[cicek6]

Some random dude: Awesooomee!

Guy next to Alf : Alf stop mate don't fuckin do it

Alf : Cunts fucked, listen here boy

Boy: Im not coming home with youu

Alf: You're coming home with me right here , right fucking now you little fucking cunt, im gonna fucking gut full of your shit fuckn piss me off.. I have a right mind to fuckn pull down your pants and fuck you in the ass right here right now!!

Boy: You cant rape me in public!!

Alf: Oh?! you think i wont?!! Get up I'll fuckn fuck you in the ass!!!

[MercOhra]

@cicek6 THANK YOU LOL

[supakawaiikitti]

Haha love this, never gets old!

[speedoflight1980]

Lmfao

[MultiNips123]

no raping in the diner.....

[captianoftheeast]

"AWESOME!"

[ShiftyLebO92]

awethomeeee.

[ShniggaDigga]

LET ME GOOOOOOO!!!

[mark45947]

hahahaha just non stop laughter in all vids

[MegaYouri13]

LOL..... Doodleburger is awesome!

[ellzz4]

dont rape him in the diner alf!!



[I0wn3ey0u]

Ape? More like rape

[demmy123456789]

kinda sucks u can only hit the like button once..i think i press it every time i watch this clip - monthly. lol

[djdarklyceum]

that guy holding back alf is jason stackhouse from true blood! :P

[adom145632]

awesomeeeeeeee

[notekkennolife]

no raping in the diner

[BlairGazzaScoots7]

No raping in the diner

[ElmoPansy]

Not in the diner, mate! You can't rape him in the diner!

[PrettyReckless16]

I think I can guess what happened to the puppies!!!!!!!!!!! Ae MUPPs!!!!!

[demmy123456789]

ive watched this clip far too many times..lol

[ThreeOweOneOneBoys]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

[jonty581]

cant rape in the diner! alf = :(

[matt6211993]

4 cunts have had their pants pulled down and have been fucked in the ass

[felixfezza]

hold down 1 to see something dirteh!

[bleesev2]

Boy: Oh stop mate don't fuckin-

Alf: Cunts Fuck, listen here boy

Boy: I am not coming home with you

Alf :You're fuckin' coming home with me righty right fuckin' ay you little fuckin' cunt I'm gonna fucking gut fool this shit and fuckin' piss me off! I have a right mind to fuckin' pull down your pants and fuck you in the arse right here right now!

Boy: you can't rape me in public!

Alf: OH YOU THINK I WON'T! GET UP! I'll fuckin' fuck you in the arse

[Artognou]

@bleesev2 *Alf :You're fuckin' coming home with me right here right fuckin' now you little fuckin' cunt I've had a fucking gut full of your shit, you're fuckin' pissin me off! I have a right mind to fuckin' pull down your pants and fuck you in the arse right here right now!

[BabySmurfEater]

@bleesev2 I just watched that, I don't need a transcript.... I understand english. And you messed up the first part... he says "Cunts fucked" not cunts fuck.

[bigmouseandterrabill]

@BabySmurfEater Yeah he fucked up loads of it. If ur gonna be an anoying little prick and write a transcript 4 no reason atleast get it fucking right eh! What pisses me of more is that its 1 of the top comments. What kind of retards thumbs-up a cunt for stating the fuckin obvious!

[Soihurduliekmudkips]

@bleesev2 How'd you get so much wrong? I mean, in the beginning it's "Alf, stop mate, don't fucking do it...".

[stingham88]

hahaha love how the chick is just sitting at the table the whole time watching alf threatening to rape him

[Addz9x]

HAHAHAHA



[JaeeJaee93]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HOLY FUCK!!!!

[xXshamm3rsXx]

dnt rape him in the diner

[OceanHunter02]

its not even your vid then you put bon jovi in as background music, your a shit cunt mate

[dbzbeeotch]

the very start "awesome" hahahahahahha

[fighter593]

cunts fucked!

[321firthy]

ill take your shit your bum and fuck u up the ass

[GarginShnargin96]

You can't rape me in public

[danielromano2011]

funniest shit ever haha

[FoxworthDC]

Not in the diner alf!

[BEASTYBOI95]

3 people got fucked in the arse at the diner

[Nccl1]

lol, no raping in the diner : P

[shters]

I love this can't stop watching it

[horsee666]

cunts fucked!

[xXWhySoSeriousClanXx]

XD

[101mARthon]

"not in the dinner, not in the dinner. dont rape him in the dinner"

[zakwikodinas]

@101mARthon it's diner

[2PACIFIC2WARRIOR]

lol "Awesome"



[JoelJownz]

102,000 viewer! :D

[69ifyification]

fucking kunts

[comet4702]

if home and away was like this.. i wouldnt miss an episode

[Destructokid666]

@comet4702 SOOO SOOO TRU

[Destructokid666]

@comet4702 hehehe

[TheBlakeage]

"Your fucking coming home with me right ere, right fucking now, you little fucking cunt, ive had a fucking gut full of your shit. You fucking piss me off, i have the right mind to fucking pull down your pants and fuck you in the ass right ere right now"

"You cant rape me in public!"

"what, You think i wont! Get up ill fucking.. fuck you in the ass, come ere you little cunt!

LEG IT

[whitebigpolarbear]

i,ll give it you aussies ....youre comic timing is bang on ...

[08posdom]

Hahaha funniest shit

[Grupp666]

Let me GOoooOOo

[TheTuktuk42]

Awthome!

[datsfantastic]

i just love the kid at the start "awesome"..

Priceless

[nazikilling]

Omg home and away would be the shit if this was on every day if it was i would watch it it would be like Alf : ya cunt what you do that for ha ha

[claymaestor]

0:22 let me gooooooooooooo!!

ALF! ALF!

[fuckcarrots82]

"Don't rape him in the diner" lol

[boxing4lyfe22]

hahahaha fuckin quality

[whitebigpolarbear]

cant stop watching this ,voice is perfect ,dialogue heaven sent ,true comic genius ,made my day !!!!

[daashadow1]

This is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time! THANK YOU 4 making me nearly fall off my chair laughing hence making my day complete! :D

[TheCalebbradshaw]

not iin the diner alf not in the diner

[appalachiacfnrj]

that trippie one watch?v=R02tbrZSO3I

[cutekiwichick1]

im glad my friend rory told me about that, it was fucken crack up

[wariosdabest]

@cutekiwichick1 Your friend Rory is a faggot.

[ShiftyLebO92]

hahahahahahahahahaHa funniest shit everr, i cant stop watching itttt.

[nportman100]

lol cats

[nportman100]

lol

[TheTrancetrip]

Cunt's fucked.

[GtfoURaFaggot]

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[panzerlord148]

two people have been raped by alf

[rimu1011]

Cunts fucked

[jackseifer22]

@rimu1011 every skitzin aussie says that hey lol , best video on you tube

[TheHickoree]

This is the funniest thing I've seen!!!!! Ahahaha...it's just taking the piss maan. People need to chillax :)

[zhocpiar]

doodleburger is back. as mrdoodleburger

[910364]

not in the diner

[ClancyNimbus]

@Starskypuss1 i lol'd

[vlcomm88]

hahahaha this is gold!!

[RozzDarkly]

ahahahaha!

[ClancyNimbus]

@Starskypuss1 fuck off mate, take your ACA shit somewhere else

[Starskypuss1]

@ClancyNimbus I'll comment wherever i fuckin like ,You lowlife piece of shit! I've got a good mind too pull down my pants and fuck you up the ass right here right NOW!

[Starskypuss1]

@AlphaCamoJupitane REALLY????? Well i would never have known. Fuck Nuckle

[ATGDrummer]

Starskypuss1, anyone who uses the term "Good onya ACA" is a fucking cockhead. you fucking tool. Faggot

[SmashTheElder]

Who is this ACA you people speak of?

[HamBurgerRawr]

@SmashTheElder a current affair

a show in australia bout stuff

they featured doodleburger on it

[SmashTheElder]

@HamBurgerRawr What is doodleburger? And how is ACA relevant to this?

Forgive me if I seem ignorant.

[ElmoPansy]

"You're fuckin' coming home with me righty right fuckin' here you little fuckin' cunt, I've had a cunt full of your shit, you fuckin' pissed me off, I've a right mind to fuckin' pull down your pants and fuck you in the ass, right here right now."

[ooTiaMaria93]

hahaha so funny... 

[Starskypuss1]

Whoever thinks this fuckin funny is a fuckin idiot, Pedophilia is nothin to be laughed at ! Good onya ACA for exposing this trash. And whoever disagrees can get fucked!!!!!

[MiKKA335]

@Starskypuss1 Hahaha you obviously aren't an Aussie. Chill out man, and laugh because this is goddamn hilarious!

[aaaaaaaaaajgvgjyc]

@Starskypuss1 It's not funny because of pedophilia, it's funny because of how the dubbing completely reverses the tone of the original source.

[tioirangi]

@aaaaaaaaaajgvgjyc yip yip thats right.

Cunts fuck listen here boiiii

[ufuckfacesonofabitch]

@Starskypuss1 Get fucked cunt!

[Starskypuss1]

@ufuckfacesonofabitch Yeah fuck you too buddy

[omgfreeherbs]

@Starskypuss1 lol ur a fucken idiot ya cunt

[Da1YuWish4]

Home and Away uncensored ..yeah babyy ..lol ;)

[MR666SLIPKNOT]

in the rite mind id fucken pull down ur pants and fuck u in the arse rite here rite now!!!!!!!!!!

hahahahahahahahaha fuck thats the best part of it all lol

and the fact he keeps saying fuck alot and going mental

[bonkling]

ACA, the epitome of gay cunts

[Pierced14u]

for all the home and away fans

[BlinkyBill26]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA omg almost died watching this

[DontXxBother]

ommgg fkn hallarious

[infector98]

like if you laughed

[infector98]

hahahahah lol

[Ashyneko]

awsumm

[aussiegambo]

let me goooooooooo

[tylerox125]

alf, stop mate don't fucking do it. CUNTS FUCKED!

[x360m4]

CUNTS FUCK!! listen here boy!!

[traffikkids]

CUNTS FUCKED

[paulio2293]

loollll. CUNTS FUCKED.

[prodrift2k8]

He is gay in real life

[leprik0rn]

'fuck' x13 in 32 seconds, top effort

[whinny1966]

someone told me he is really gay????

anyone deny or confirm??

[qwertfoolian]

alf stewart

ladies want him

men want to be him ^^

[Llam4Face]

@qwertfoolian fuckin damn right haha

[candychickable]

so funny :l 

[NinjaDale40]

BAHAHAHHAHA FUCKEN BEST VIDEO EVER ALWAYS PISS MYSELF!!! THE ABSOLUTE BEST ROFLROFLROFL, all i have to say is, the the newfags on the internetz(ACA), this is what the internetz does, cant qq and stop it. impossible

[NinjaDale40]

BAHAHAHHAHA FUCKEN BEST VIDEO EVER ALWAYS PISS MYSELF!!! THE ABSOLUTE BEST ROFLROFLROFL, all i have to say is, the the newfags on the internetz, this is what the internetz does, cant qq and stop it. impossible

[StAllawah]

For some reason I am becoming a massive Home and Away fan now LOL

[thegangstagoats]

haha hilarious 

[condomlol1]

fucking pedo rapest



[whinny1966]

man, alf is a farkin legend now,cant rape me in public, sooooo farny man

[TobiXUchi]

LOL

[DavidJHilt]

ACA is so dumb. I can't wait to see the story they do when they discover 4chan.

[Deathexpress11]

eat a dick aca doodleburger absolutely raped you

[michaeltanna]

@Deathexpress11 lol eat a dick! good to see the people using that phrase more and more