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  • She is awesome and so fuuuuuuuunnnny!

  • ...CATHERINE TATE IS AWESOME! I miss her!

  • hee hee hee hee....

  • i love her.

  • 161 people are drunk enough

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  • THAT MAN IS REALL URGLY FOR HER

  • I doubt they picked the actor because they saw him as ugly, it's not really the point - it's the funny dialogue in a dramatic tone that's clever

  • She couldn't hold a candle to the superior Victoria Wood! Yeah,she's moderately funny but she doesn't make me 'guffaw' like VW does.Funny clip,though.

  • there's an opreation we can have that would allow more alcohol into you bloodstream...HANG ON A MINUTE how about an operation on his face to make him more attractive (i personnally thought he was good looking but beauty is in the eye of the beholder) huh lol

  • i am drunk now i can hardly stand up XD so hilarious

  • i aint drunk enough

    i like you

    i am not drunk enough to find you attractive i am drunk now lol x

  • "If only I got get so spectacularly pissed I wasn't aware of what you look like." CT is laugh out loud funny.

  • for those who didn't like it, or thought the punch line was "not drunk enough", listen to the guy's plea for an operation, or his last ditch with the gift beer. Hope springs eternal

  • Classic illustration of the hierarchy of physical beauty. The real humor lies in saying what usually only the friends hear later... it's the hopeful "is there anything I can do?" and the transition from polite surface chit chat to what men and women might typically think at this point in a poor date. Those who can't see the humor may not be able to get past the connection on a personal level, but I bet nearly all of us have had a bad date at least once.

  • Brilliant!!  It doesn't work the other way around though.....

  • Barbara Streisand look...

  • What did the actor think when he got the part? How can you feel about being cast as someone too ugly to fuck?

  • 155 aurn't drunk enough.

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  • he reminds me of derek hough

  • thats well bing bing:)

  • if only i could get so spectacularly pissed, i just wasn't aware of what you looked like

    LOL

    this is brilliant, thanks alot!!

  • @REALNassshole What the....?

  • @REALNassshole What are you talking about?

  • @REALNassshole Dude fuck you man Europe is a shit load better from the goddamn states so fuck off! you have something wrong! close minded motherfucker!

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  • @REALNassshole What the fuck is that suppost to mean? 

  • 154 people's dates just weren't drunk enough.

  • lol! so great

    

  • 'im not drunk enough to find you attractive'

    lol :)

  • Pretty shit picture and sound quality, I would expect better from a channel affiliated with the BBC.

  • Guess I'm not drunk enough to find her funny.

  • @CircusofPython Me neither

  • @CircusofPython hahahah

  • WHY WOULD YOU TITLE A VIDEO WITH THE PUNCHLINE? Thanks, man.

  • @movieegrl13 If that was the case the punchline comes in a third of the way though the video. And that would make the rest of it rather dull.

  • @IRunInTraffic but it's the catherine tate show, so everyone already knows there will be a punchline. and the video is two minutes, not two hours. it's not that long to wait for a laugh.

  • I love this woman! XD

    

  • ahhh yes my younger days lying in mr smiths roses in his front yard memories,

    thanks for the clip and memories pussinboots

  • THATS AWSOME!!! I CANT STOP LAUGHING!!

  • She's stringing the guy along for alcohol, nothing more. I suspect her true love is her cat. :)

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  • lol, tud če se ga ne moreš dovolj napit je škodljivo za romanco :D

  • "I've drunk so much to try to find you attractive, the doctors say I may be dead within a year!" hahaha...amazing

  • @heelfan1234 o dear, you dear, gay dear, YES dear! man minger

  • @dtboy1 - I'm English and I don't look like your ass, thank you very much!

  • CATHERINE TATE IS GORGEOUS. Are you people insane?

  • Wow, somehow... both remind me of Luke Skywalker and Princess Lea...

  • No offense, but British girls look like my ass

  • @dtboy1 I can only assume that your ass looks simply amazing. It's a shame you have not posted a picture of your ass for me to print out and frame on my wall.

  • @dtboy1 You must have a good veiw with your head up there.

  • LMAO! I just used this line on myspace to Jack Harkness! "I do like you... I'm just not drunk enough!" LMAO! Thanks for still having this just so I could show him! :D

  • thats the best see ya l8r hahaha

  • hang on! there's an operation you can have which allows more alcohol into your bloodstream!

  • this is so funny

    i loved it

  • 150 people found james attractive while sober

  • Catherine Tate is hilarious

  • That guy is UGGGGLLLYYY!

  • Oh James I do like you, if only I could get so spectacularly pissed I wasn't aware of what you looked like!

    Brilliant!!!

  • 149 people haven't got drunk yet

  • the man was strangely attractive, in a weird way...

  • I love how she runs off in the end.. LOL

  • she's kinda ugly...

  • @DocUnsane She can't play a romantic comedy scence like that with that huge wart on her chin and a crooked nose. I wonder what they were thinking of when they cast her in this. Just not believable. Catherine Tate you should be ashamed... I am Boverd, yes... this, NO.

  • @heelfan1234 you can't help what you look like, nd it is her own show, so she can play whoever she likes

  • @UndeservedUnobserved She can help it - could get that wart removed and have a cosmetic nose job.

    I think she's too much of a minger to carry this sketch off. Really as a pro, she should realise this and get one of the other actresses to do it. Like Niky Wardley who plays Lise in the Lauren sketches. Nicky could have done this brilliantly. Catherine Tate can wear all the eye make up she wants, but you can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.

  • @heelfan1234 that might be so, but you should look on the inside. it's not all about looks, it's about personality. you shouldn't change who you are just because other people are critical

  • @UndeservedUnobserved That's true for life in general, but not in show business. In sShow business and acting is all about looks as well. Looks sell movies, and looks sell characters as well as the dialogue and body language.

    Why do you think Tate, spends about 3 hours getting made up as "Nan" with plastic wrinkled skin etc. It's to make the character more convincing.

    In this case she should have realised she wasn't the right person to play this character and got Nicky to do it.

  • @UndeservedUnobserved Your comments are actually quite sensible in general. And your kind of honourable for defending Catherine. You probably think I'm being pretty unfair and mean to her and I could see why.

    But I'm speaking totally from a production point of view. They could have for example shot it from her better other side to minmise the chin wart scenario. Also if you look at the lighting on this shot it makes the wart stand out really huge like a big white marble! Usually they do better.

  • @heelfan1234 Dude, who cares? The wart detracts absolutely nothing from her performance, and I didn't even notice the supposed crookedness of her nose. Nobody is perfect in terms of appearance. Besides, this is comedy; Catherine Tate isn't trying to look like a supermodel. Lose some of the superficiality, will you?

  • @FullMetalAngelREBORN Her performance was OK but the sketch was not remotely believable, so it has a problem before it starts. Clearly a guy would nevert be trying to get off with a minger like her. It would be him blowing her out rather than vice versa.

    If you can't see this, it seems you have no standards when it comes to defining attractive women.

  • @heelfan1234 You don't have to be a Miranda Kerr to have someone attracted to you. The end.

  • @FullMetalAngelREBORN Yes true, but if you are a minger, it's not very believable (in general terms) to play a scene like this so the comedy of the situation falls flatter than it would of done if you had someone nice playing the scene.

    It's not as though Tate doesn't have attractive women in her group. She could have got Nicky Wardley to play this scene. Nicky would have made a great job of it and has the looks to carry it off.

  • @heelfan1234 Catherine Tate is gorgeous.

  • @Scarlet323 She's a good comedy actress but a bit of a minger. I think the actress who plays Lise in Lauren would have been much better in this scene; she is a lot hotter than Tate.

  • @heelfan1234

    She's not that good. She's nothing special. I can't see what all the fuss is about. Just like some woman off Eastenders, and that's a pile of crap.

  • @1Thompsonmusic I'm not saying Nicky Wardley is brill, just that she was in the troupe, and is much hotter than Tate. Nicky could have played this scene much more believably because Tate is such a minger.

  • @heelfan1234 Romantic? She's telling him she can't have sex with him because she's not drunk enough. If that's your idea of romance, you have bigger problems to worry about than Catherine Tate's face. Oh, and also? You're an ass. Kisses!

  • @nuada2000 I don't know if you have got this sketch yet, but for this to work, he has got to want to have sex with her, before she can refuse because she's "not drunk enough."

    If she is a complete minger (which she is) he's not likely to want to have sex with her is he?! So the sketch falls flat before it even gets started. It's just not believable. If they had got a girl who was more attractive, then it may work, and be funny. What about the one who plays Lise in the Laren sketches?

    Kisses xx

  • 149 people dated people who weren't drunk enough. :D

  • James no, my liver's wrecked enough as it is............

  • Večinoma smo se ženske že kdaj znašle v podobni situaciji,  zato je ženskam to za umret smešno, moškim je veliko manj, hahaha

  • Bloody hell! Thats a bit near the knuckle.

  • wasnt even funny ? :S

  • I love Catherine Tate! She is bloody brilliant!

  • mad funny. we've all been there haven't we?

  • she should have her eyes taken out. lol

  • this is just too real

  • To jest po prostu fanta kurwa styczne!

  • I got arrested . . . twice

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  • 1:56 - 1:59 she rocks!

  • shit

  • lmao she is to funny lol

  • @MaxPlanck011 whyyyy?????? i dont think its anything special, i listen to it everyday!

  • @TheEnglishWonder Its seems to be perfect for villains in american movies. :p

  • @NorwegicusOnAstick are you american??

  • @TheEnglishWonder No im not. I just watch what they make.

  • 0:50 PRICELESS FACE!

  • so touching sniff :')

  • i think he is gorgeous!!!!!!!

  • So fricking funny

  • she cracks me up

  • wow, this is some crazy stuff, she is my flavrite for laughs and giggles, deafinately

  • If only ALL women were this honest!

  • @satoterror

    Oh really ? You would like a woman to say to you "I'm completely drunk, but you are still too ugly for me, sorry " ?

  • @NinaGayan Honesty IS the best policy, it would save time effort AND painful rejections. If only everyone was more honest with each other maybe the world would be a better place.

  • @satoterror are you serious?

  • @SomePinkGirl Yes.

  • @satoterror no :)

  • she's the besttt omg

  • @MaxPlanck011 me too, love a British accent bro

  • If only I could get so spectacularly pissed that I just wasn't aware of what you looked like LMFAO

  • it takes a real drink its simply wiskey bitch!!!

  • does anyone know who he is?

  • @chelsearoses22 les dawson

  • @hawkwind999 Thanks, he almost looks familiar....

  • couple shots of moonshine, problem solved

  • LOL how humiliating.

  • Rofl! Hilarous!

  • this is life!

  • lmao.

  • "I AM drunk now! I can hardly stand up!"... "And I TRIED! I drank my own body weight in German beer! I was completely out of my tree the whole time we were there! I got arrested! TWICE! And it still wasn't enough!" LOL, that's just brilliant! :) Loved this show...

  • he was nice

  • I got arrested....twice!

  • alcohol is never enough if you are dating that guy

  • Her hair is nice :)

  • @coopsacola is not drunk enough.

  • This woman is truly amazing. The British have gotta be the funniest bunch on the planet, I love their humour.

  • Not funny

  • if only i could get so spectacularly pissed i just wasnt aware of what you look like!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh my god!!

  • lmfao fucking funny

  • claire! *hands beer*, give me a call. XD

  • funny, sad, disturbing, sexy, great, it must have been Doctor Who that made me fall in love with this drunken insanely beautiful woman! You think I should send her a 40 oz?

  • Lol @ "I drank my whole body weight in German beer, but Its still not enough"

  • Someones beer goggles aren't working. Poor James, though she is indeed right.

  • Hilarious!

  • that poor poor actor, I bet his gf left him over this

  • Why would his girlfriend leave him over a character in a comedy sketch?

  • alexdelarge, because he's unattractive and women need to be drunk to see him as attractive

  • OMFG!!! Hahahahahaha

  • I'm not drunk enough! XDDDD

  • And he really is not cute.

  • @UranusRising he is

  • I love CT she is the funniest commedienne by far! LMAO!......"Im just not drunk enough to find you attractive" How many times have I thought that! looool!

    ;-)

  • jajajaja, loved it

  • how romantic!

  • hahahahahaha wickeddd

  • What a nice comedic "drama"LMAO

  • so funny, yet so sad.  Brilliant!

  • Hahah I love her so much :D

  • hahaha! spectacularly pissed! haha! LOL!

  • well that was insulting im not drunk enough 2 find u attractive

    its so funny cuz people get drunk and sleep with people they dont now

  • im drunk right now hahgahahahaha

  • @Gregg906 u watch too much friends, btw me too lol XD

  • Lmao!!! ;}

  • must have been bad to play the guy..

  • "my liver's wrecked as it is" lol

  • HHAAHAH so funny mate aah loool

  • "if only I could get so spectacularly pissed i just wasnt aware of what you look like" and instead of getting outrageaously offended he keeps on thinking of a solution hahahahahahahaha :D:D

  • "you're just not attractive"

    :D

  • "I drank my own bodywieght..."! lol!

  • it still wasn't enough!!  Not drunk enough♥ ♥ ♥ XD! she's really brilliant, I love her

  • :D i wonder how it feels to be drunk...

  • i got arrested ...

    TWICE !

    sucha classic !

  • OH GOD IT'S PAT FROM COLLEGEHUMOUR.

  • im just not drunk enough!

  • yes nickpryce but, i'm just not drugged up enough lol

  • LOL are you someone i know just wondering :P funny times.

  • no i don't fink so lol