Nina Conti Comedy Festival Gala 2009

[EndtimeElijah]

Very good !!!

[TheBubbleBathMonster]

She forgot her bag...

[xXxDday12]

"wake up." "Wake up BITCH!" "OWW!"

[jouninkey]

i dont like it here

`what do you mean..?? stuck in your tits..

haahhahahahahah

[mrmcawesomeish]

At 1:58 she gets confused and keeps her mouth still even though it's supposed to be her talking ;D

[Panzerfrank1984]

Impressive!

[omglollmao123]

Sexy and funny. I wouldn't kick her out of bed in the morning even if she brought "monk" along.

[kingcrumpet]

Monk: Breathe Nina!!

[shionamcmillan675]

'Come on out, Mokey, say hello.'

'Freedoooom'

lol so funny

[dadkins0hd]

Nina is hot

[forestscout1]

"focus on something you find relaxing, k, not the exit sign."one of the best line ever.

[quickshotarcher]

freedom

[thealphapanda]

20 people have no sense of humour >:(

[toughass92]

She is a beautiful woman.

[KittyKittyMoewMoew]

She should try to make her voice lower to sound more like a guy

[donacije]

Nina you are very good....

[GuardianRebelDave12]

she's good, she just laughs way too much at her own jokes

[NomiDestro]

@GuardianRebelDave12 That's actually part of her act, to act as though the monkey truly IS a separate person, who says things for her to laugh at.

[slipspacer88]

ya know ventriloquists could have a lot of horrible fun by making words come out of anywhere... dark terrible fun

[FREEKILL117]

@slipspacer88

funny guy called paul zerdin pretended one of his characters, a small child, was stuck in a bottle bank

twas hilarious!

[mizzenglish11]

and forgets the bag at the end...

[moanytony6]

Very Clever Lady!

[TeamPwnable]

My favorite part is at 2:47 to 2:55

[knight9620]

nina : look at the difference between me and you monk

monk : i'm not a whore?

[fostersvanman]

'raise your finger...not on that hand you idiot!!!'............pure brilliance :-)

[MrTaraterrrific]

"it's not my fault if i sound like Sean Connery!"

[KilledCZ]

I dont like the voice ...

[stilllifemusic]

it does sound like sean connery!

[psychopomp31]

Monk is a pretty good singer. This should be more famous than Pavarottis version

[starsstripesusasucks]

same lines in all her shows, with the same doll!

[starsstripesusasucks]

same lines in all her shows!

[DemonicWoofy]

She forgot her bag >.>

[zelmanclocklove11]

She let her bag on the floor o_o . . .

[Jadlapacas]

@zelmanclocklove11 Yeah and the chair and table, wow it's almost like she knew someone was going to pick them up off the stage after she left! ...

[zenqimaster]

I would like to be stuck on her tit.

[gingerzeppelin]

i know this is obvious but....i'd like to be stuck to her tits

[MrDbro]

@gingerzeppelin She might will make it talk.

[NifyG]

Wow judging by her lips.Its so very still..

[Smoker2999]

She is hot...

[quack437]

thats class rhe way she can stay pefectly still

[888lovelovelove]

testing testing 1 2 3, testing testing 1 2 3... it makes no fucking difference! LMAO!!

[meganerd14]

"Wake up, bitch!" *HEADBUTT*

[arabazz]

Nina you are amazing and uber fine!

[SMAAMB]

not too good. sounds like she has a lisp

[dreamwolf19]

Nina is more professional she can be perfectly still while Jeff is funnier but moves his lips a lot

They're both awesome tho

[lapowitz]

Jeff is funnier, but Nina can make her voice sound male. Can Jeff make his voice sound female? I think Nina is more amazing because of that, and of the fact that she holds her lips perfectly still.

All in all, I think Nina is more talented as a ventriloquist, but Jeff is a better comedian.

[manyto27]

.... "not on this hand you idiot" ..... LOL

[Copper4head]

LOL I like the monkey

[themusicdr]

she does rpt hwr jokes but i suppose all comics do. the singning was good. overall i think its a good act

[pianofreak91]

what is the opera song there?

[girlskickballs]

It's always the same jokes. It's annoying how she laughs at her own jokes.

[jakamneziak]

quite funny, not my style of comedy admittedly but pretty good overall.

[PapagenoJuan2]

That was her best ever!!!! 5 stars!! :))))

I loved the opera part, where monk slapped her face.

"whats the difference between you and me?"

*Im not a whore*

[KUDOSfreerunning]

she left the bag behind!

[EarthbenderToph396]

Wake Up Bitch!!

[zerozenn]

:D I want to marry her! lol

[86am]

He is cute when he sings. I had 3 monkies just like him as a child.

[MyMusic0201]

I want to marry her....

[watashiwaninja]

does she have any acts without monkey??

[newbornfuture]

@watashiwaninja she has granny. there is a video on here. in her live shows she has an owl as well, amongst others.

[watashiwaninja]

@newbornfuture thanks :) i'll look it up

[twista200317]

that monkey is a bytch

[TheOneAndOnlyCam]

Go Nina, Go Nina, Go Nina, Go Nina

[missstarrycookie]

i <3 monk and nina!!

[tijorbus]

beautiful

[harlequinr0mance]

....not even remotely funny

[irishdragon7902]

OMG i just love this chick and Monk is awesome. yes the act is the same over n over but she does improvise them a bit. I almost died of laughter cause of Monk he is hilarious... " I'm not real you schitzophrinic bitch " LMAO he is like a swearing baby version of Peanut of Jeff Dunham.

[ahhgirl67]

She left her bag

[duskwalker2]

Nice to see her do some new material!

[wolfie6654]

good to see she is still about doing gigs

[metalheadz44]

she is TALENTED!! awesome performance!

just love to see original stuff...

[fireyulia]

O.O How the fuck did she sing the Aria...... That's brilliant!!! It's.... wow! LMAO!

[hasher22]

i really like her! funny!!!

all these haters are just jealous

[Newwaver2007]

@hasher22 Aye Agree! :) She's great :D

[irishdragon7902]

@hasher22 i strongly agree with you on what you say cause i can not get enough of watching her n monk. the jokes maybe repeating n all but she does improvise a bit. monk is the next funniest puppet to peanut of jeff dunham

[aussieyimon]

I have never liked ventriloquism and even when I was in Las Vegas years ago I thought it was stupid....BUT THIS IS AMAZING!!! I think I have been won over by this!

[icenhour76]

she funny but she definatley needs some new material. Cause its been funny the first three or so times i saw it but its wearing kinda thin now.

[DonLduk]

shes got the ventriloquist talent, but not comedy talent. the jokes are really bad.

[neongreenmaracas1]

whats the diffrece between me and u monk? I am not a whore

[jrm3996]

funny as HELL!

[blasterowner]

@jrm3996 but hell isnt funny

[mazrimtaim10]

She breaks the 4th Wall a lot but it works perfectly.

[mazrimtaim10]

It's not all about you!

[PeZmyNAME]

i saw both 2008 and 2009 which was was my favourite act by her then i reckon she stepped it up at the 2010 melbourne comedy festival with the grandma, friggin amazing!

[vdias]

I loved grandma but she doesn't swear as much.

[tigerssoul]

the grandma one wasnt very funny i liked the monkey

[adiaax]

The grandma one was awesome.

She's a wicked ventriloquist

[ManWithFreedom]

when does she use the grandma she used on the one today it was hilarious

[enpowered]

Not on this hand! LOL

[russocomedy]

Great...Nina...truly a magic moment...well done.

[newbornfuture]

she looks so different from the show in 2008. love the aria

[newbornfuture]

its kind of weird and funny at the same time, not many vent acts around these days. certainly very talented, love the way she pokes fun at herself.

[ahhgirl67]

what song??

[APH1991]

Nessun Dorma.

[cwalwyn]

she was funny man lol

[TheNeonAngel]

Man that was lame...good ventriloquism but not funny..i pissed myself when the monkey sat on that platform and was looking around and said "It couldnt look less like a tree"...dont know why but it cracked me up!

[cwalwyn]

so it wasnt funny but u cracked up... lol

[TheNeonAngel]

@cwalwyn ...yeah..i only laughed at that one bit...the rest was pretty lame

[cwalwyn]

fair enough :)

[BubblyLace]

wicked

[DjMindz]

she got a lot better :D

[armenianply]

she could give jeff dunham a run for the money. her lips didnt move at all.

[sr71ablackbird]

@armenianply , that she could as long as she could drink and vocalize at the same time/, she's not all that bad looking either. lucky monkey she's got there :p

[perricida]

how did she get huge tits later?

[RaelXavier]

She's uh, doing some meta-comedy I think. Her jokes are consistently self-referential and about the fact that she's a ventriloquist. Epic sigh to you sir.

[kevinlmanon]

Breath NINA.

[kevinlmanon]

testing testing 123, testing testing 123, its make no fucking difference.

[hsd628]

I hear you brother. It's ok. :)

[TheLoveSeriesShow]

She is better its just she has the same jokes every time

[captain5enterprise]

it looks like she did herself an injury at the end! O_o

[loufreck]

stuck on your tit! lol i was laughing so much!

[sabzawq526]

she does it her self

[Ezniter]

Nina is amazing! Funny, smart and sophisticated. She and Dan Horn are two of the best ventriloquist in the world.

[SjPedro]

she's improving....if you see the first videos it's the constant same jokes over and over....but the jokes and the Ventriloquism itself is getting better and better.....I would actually like to see Jeff Dunham's Peanut argue with Monk

in the words of Monk it would be tragically hilarious....

and peanut would say....nheeeoooow lol

[RoseT7100]

Yeah same here it would be so funny to see the two of them arguing.

[blackshadow181]

she is fuckin hot

[Esperanza243]

Wow, the monkey is really good. And she said she couldn't sing.

[ForeverTheGirl100]

FREEDOM!

[kellithelover]

Nina is 20 times better than Jeff Dunham - it is just cos he has got there sooner than her - on many occassions you see his lips move, I have never seen Nina's move

[jonberg]

@kellithelover She's also much, much funnier.

[fugicugi]

wake up, bitch!

[bttsstewart]

"You're going to have to go through the strap."

"Sort it out bitch!"

LOL XD

[CRA5YU5ER]

fucking genius :P

[tomm35live]

I think she did amazing!

[smexii247]

Nina's My Second Cousin (:

[mzrenee356]

no way

[prettyoddftw]

Omg! she's good :0 she sits there with her eyes closed and sings, and you can't see her mouth moving :0

[orcasman43]

I love her she is fresh and doesnt seem so self centered and snobbish like the majority of them she is A+ in my opinion

[Warheart0Pariah]

better jokes than jeff dunham, but not as good a ventrioquist

[leonzcrazy]

...jeff dunhams good but i constantly see him talking by mistake-never seen her do it..

[wouldacouldabuddha]

Funny.

[benjimaddenrocks]

Monk is so cute :)

[MichaelKlump]

She's like a hot chick version of Jeff Dunham.

[Raskabais]

so true.

[Raskabais]

be funny if they were very distant cousins or something.

[irishdragon7902]

@MichaelKlump that is very true thats what i thought cause monk is like a swearing version of peanut very funny stuff

[h44512]

that's heaps good.

[vizualgraphix]

Wonderful to see new material. Great job Nina and Monk.

[zepp4]

Brilliant !!

[MsLadyRevan]

finally new jokes! XD

[ritsfata]

AGREED! AT LAST!!!!

[karolientje]

yeah finally!!!!

[spartanlord91]

i love her! she's funny

[TheGreatRedDragon]

One of her best short performances, if you ask me.

But about what Monk's singing...

"Vanish, o night

Set the stars, set the stars

At dawn, I will win, I will win, I will win"

I know it's a classic piece, but does anybody think it holds greater importance for him/her/them?

[MrBubbles2K9]

that's not funny

[jose2090]

jajaja monk always call Nina a bitch lol...........Oh god for 1 second I actually thought Monk and Nina were different persons.....

[xIoveYoux]

Shes really good! and SO FUNNY!

[dreamweaver71]

lol when monk hit her on the head to wake up, it look like it actually hurt XD

[onyxbb]

Great act. I love Nina

[Emusement]

Possibly the best ventriloquist I've seen

[lancedna]

she forgot her monkey bag! XD

[BlakeMason2]

I think she's really come along with some cool new material. Awesome!~!!!

[Ajalyi]

lol luv this

[Gellis2009]

that quality

[rharris401]

she is brilliant! 5/5

[sencem]

great to see new act from nina

[AngryBF2Nerd]

LMFAO!! oh boy its a bit low lol

[akira370]

finally she has some new jokes

[sasukesdreamgirl]

Nina: "Come out Monkey, say hello..."

Monkey: "Freedom!!"

Nina is funny, the monkey is adorable and halarious.

[Underdog3210]

Great

[kleandirtyfun]

Wow. At first I thought she seemed so good because she was very easy on the eyes and funny but good grief she was on key without mouth movement. Is she married ? :) :)

[yellowcougar18]

Yeah, she is very funny, and attractive, but I always feel she reminds me too much of her dad, actor Tom Conti.

[angelicdemon74]

AWSOME!! A stuffed monkey singing Nessun Dorma :)

[collingwo8d]

the reason she's so good at it is because she hasn't got an adams apple. if she did...well...i'd be worried.

[ShabbahCore]

I'd do her in every direction, even if the Monk wud be watchin!

[BigDaddyLiberty]

ROFL! Wake up bitch!

[andiuk]

I love nina and monk! I just ordered her dvd, can't wait 'till it arrives!!

[MariChan08]

No, not on *this* hand, you idiot!

LOL..

[BostonCeltics90]

wake up bitch^^

[Cozwesayso]

anyone think the monkey sounds welsh?

[WannabeNewYorker]

That was ace!

[roundtown74]

well, Nina has hypnotized Monk . . . now, he had put her under. Wow!

[ZexkStudios]

wow. shes quite good.