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  • Lol you remind me of so many people I know :L

    You're so awesome ^_^ Love your videos :D

  • facinating, so there WAS a time when music journalism for metal wasn't tripe

  • i agree that the first album isn't very good but the rest are 'the shit' :P

  • I have one problem with that review. Avenged Sevenfold do not come anywhere close to being Prog Rock, and to imply that they do is insulting on the highest level.

  • @xeractus It hurt me too, man.

  • Oh, now I get why you're the way you are! You're British! Want some biscuits and tea whilst ranting like me? (Here comes the smart arsed reply, if he's fucked to do so.....)

  • @trivallicafan

    How surprising, a yank trying too hard to use "British" as an insult......

    While we're playing "stereotype wars" here then I can assume you're only being so aggressive to me because you got tired of playing your banjo and fucking your sister. Want some cheeseburgers and watered down beer?

    (Here comes the "You'd be speaking German if it wasn't for us" reply, if he's aware of any human history before 1995)

  • @trivallicafan You sound jealous. You know what they say, the Americans all wish they were British deep down.

  • @LordAntWarrior You and Paranoidave fail... I'm Aussie

  • Wow, I mean, I like most of the same music you do and everything, but I'm no elitist.

    Maybe if you were as passionate about diet, exercise and hygiene as you were about bands that you disagree with you wouldn't be such an obvious fat and greasy simpleminded moron.

    Liking bands is SUBJECTIVE. So get over it and get a girlfriend?

  • I am going to agree with this video and tell all you fuckers that don't think so that you need a life because you don't know what music is, use your ears and listen to real music

  • are you wearing a fat suit.

  • ever think of running for a couple kilometers everyday? You wouldnt be so fat, and you would be less insecure and not be a dick cuz of it. TRUE STORY :D

  • @GnuMaster5000

    well I can tell you're obviously very secure in yourself. Lashing out to random strangers in youtube comments and all.....

  • @Paranoidave Although I agree that avenged sevenfold are gay, Napalm death is the most painful thing ever to listen to. All it is is monotonous blast beat drumming and slurred grunts. All core sucks, yes, even grindcore.

  • @TheMETALPUDDING

    Nah, there's a load of good "core" (although I'd never dream of throwing proper hardcore punk, grind and crossover in with the "core" tag usually associated with more chuggah-chugging kinda stuff, but moving on). I also acknowledge that the 'palm isn't for everyone, but their last few albums have had a nice mix of death and grind....you can hardly call their 2000s output as "non -stop blasting"

  • Dude, just no, shut the fuck up is all i have to say.

  • WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW!!!

  • Hahahahahaha! Napalm death sux ass! U are into shitty bands

  • ......you're a joke profile right?

  • ok so i can see where your coming from although i am an avenged fan myself but do you honestly think they're going to put in bands that were at the height of fame in the 70's for a 2008/2009 issue do you?

  • .....what 70's bands are you talking about?

    I hope you don't mean the 2 bands 5 mentioned in this video :S......as neither of them are 70's AT ALL.

  • nah. i just threw the 70's out there to make the point that they have to move on to newer and different music eventually whether we like it ir not.

  • ........but that's not the point here.

    Neither of the 2 bands featured in the 2002 Kerrang! (Strapping Young Lad, Napalm Death) were that popular AT ALL at the time it was written.

    It's not an arguement against featuring new bands, rather only featuring the MOST POPULAR of new bands, basically putting it a notch below an issue of "smash hits" in terms of relevance to the alternative community....

  • yeah I swear Kerrap changed to emo faggoty crap overnight.... btw I like the W:O:A flag on the wall :D

  • i see what your saying but do you honestly expect them not to feature the most popular artists? i mean im definitely no fan of greenday but you cant expect them not to put anything in the issue about greendays new album if its really popular. trust me i see your argument but that argument just gets confused and overused to me. if a band is good and makes music people like to listen to who cares if they make money? u dont have to listen to them, the magazine is just giving u different options:)

  • "do you honestly expect them not to feature the most popular artists?"

    Well considering it's APPARENTLY an "Alternative Music" magazine that's kinda the point isn't it?

  • hmm... you win:)

  • Haha, fuck the media. Most of them are just writing for money. Not the truth. Or the news. .. Gossip. Sigh.

  • avenged sevenfold made on decent album, im not saying its great before people start attacking me with "insults" but the album: Waking the fallen, was decent, didnt so completely metalcore, had some okey songs, got 4/5 in allmusic and an okey score in metal hammer, but the rest of their albums are stupid and piece of shit sellout bands, and if you didnt think it could get worse.... they make more shitty songs like "dear god"

  • I really FUCKING hate Kerrang. They're all about the trends, not the music which they proved by sacking Ashley Bird.

    Great vid man.

  • Sorry mate, Kerrang died a death many many many years before that, March 7th 1985 to be precise when Bryan 'fucking' Adams graced the cover. I'd bought every one until this point, even remember cutting up issue 1 and having the front cover pic of Angus and inside pics of Saxon , Motorhead and MSG on my bedroom wall ..... those were the days.... god I'm old

  • Your accent makes me lol. :)

  • hahaaa wow why wast your time goddamn FUCK you need pussy cus you are angry at the world hmmmm tired of geting fucked in the ass no point nd is good afx is ok big deal you british whore

  • paranoidave is a hipocrite

    If you are saying how avenged sevenfold are trying to be metal and popular at the same time,

    yeah

    that might be true

    but i refuse to believe the fact that people actually like napalm death anymore. its just one of those bands you have to like if you are "REAL METAL".

    And if he hates A7X so much, why is he wasting his time?

  • "He's a hypocrite because A&X might be sellouts but Napalm Death are an old band"

    .How the fucking fuck does that = hypocrisy???

    Apparently in 2002 people still gave a shit about ND...and they released a new album this year which is also pretty sweet. You can refuse to believe it, but it's a fact....otherwise they wouldn't be playing the Euro Metal festival circuit this year....

  • Err, if i read again, i didn't put them down for being old.

    I just said, it's like slayer too: Just cos they have been around for a long time they kinda have respect for their lifetime instead of the music they produce.

    Anyway, now you're saying that because they got into a big gig theyre obviously amazing?! Avenged Sevenfold are way more popular than napalm death last time i checked, so, why doesn't that make them better in your eyes?

  • I'll answer your question with another question.

    Britney Spears is way more popular than Avenged Sevenfold last time I checked, so, why doesn't that make her better in your eyes?

  • stop delaying the damn answer!

    Basically you are critisizing Avenged sevenfold, obviously, and you are supporting Napalm Death by saying that they are blatantly amazing because they got through to a huge gig.

    Please tell me how that makes them better, yet avenged sevenfold/britney spears are not as good.

  • I'm not saying thats the reason they're not better. But YOU seem to be implying that no-one cares about ND and they're a bunch of has-beens....I was only saying how thats incorrect.

    To answer how they're BETTER.....Avenged Sevenfold won't still be massively popular in 20 years time. Napalm Death have lasted this long for a reason. I can say they're better because in my opinion they are better....and I don't need to defend my opinion to a little snot-nosed angry little fuckwipe like yourself? k?

  • I agree with that sneebutle guy, i do despise avenged sevenfag with a passion, however by the rate they are going and with their guitarist guy that synister guy being very talented (but not nearly as talented as alexi laiho) they could last 20 odd years because of the rise in popularity, Metal has changed over the years and Napalm Death are a completely different genre to A7F, the audience is much more open to accept A7F due to their melodies and catchy riffs instead of Napalm Death

  • please resist from petty swearing and insults.

    How does how long a band lasts make them better? They could be better in your opinion, which i totally respect cos otherwise i would be a faschist nazi, but you said they are better, not just as an opinion.

    Oh and i was just wondering if you hated them so much, why are you bothering with all the hatred towards them? Surely if theyre that bad they don't even deserve the attention?

    Don't bring britney into this either!

  • Oh great...just what youtube needs....another "I can't put 2 and 2 together and figure out people express opinions without putting a 30 minute flashing disclaimer before they open their mouths"

    I said it. Therefore it is my opinion. You seem like a reasonably intelligent person PLEASE don't fucking tell me you need people to say "In my opinion..." or "....but thats just my opinion" Before/after everything.

    OF COURSE it's my opinion.....why else would I be saying it?

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  • @Paranoidave In that case, Madonna and Cher must be AMAZING!

  • @Skinna5

    .......I can't think what comment you're responding too there. but I'm pretty sure you're agreeing with me even though you think you're doing the opposite

  • Avenged Sevenfold are stupid fuckin' emo faggots. They're the reason razors should be GIVEN away.

  • Clearly printed before Kerrang were bought out by Mappin House.

  • er dave!

    just realised, the title of this video is now untrue! seeming our slipknot interp got in there :P

  • Excellent projection at the end.

  • .. i still fail to grasp the concept of why people whatch video's by certain creator's if all there going to do is cut down on everything about the video and the creator get a fucking life you winging maggot bag's and grow the fuck up -.- Nobody is holding a gun to your head you dont like it dont click the video .. fucking retard's

  • Or there's always the back button for abortion.

  • shush you im having fun!

  • Kerrang is no longer a rock magazine, they give massive amounts of coverage to shitty -core and indie bands, fucking sellouts.

  • did i ever once say that you had to learn them? I don't think s what i said was these are some insane songs that you could learn

  • and I said I didnt see much point in learning them.

    But instead of accepting my opinion and laving you just kept going....what are you trying to prove?

  • when did i say that you had to learn metal, i believe that i said that until you could play metal well shut the fuck up about how shitty it was. i don't recall saying that you had to learn metal.

  • then apparently you have shit memory man xD

    Trying to get me to learn Trivium and Dragonforce? this doesn't ring a bell to you?

  • I like Avenged Sevenfold, but I thought their first album was just plain random.

  • take from my words what you want. to each his own. i was just trying to help you be a better musician, that is attained by learning a variety of styles. Because an excellent guitar player who can only play metal is a poser, but a mediocre guitar player who plays everything, or close to it, is good. but on the other hand bad music is bad music, and in my opinion Wargazm is bad music.

  • No...you just completely changed your story.

    You were originally TRYING to make me learn metal...fuckwit.

  • the theory that is used to write metal is the same theory that is used to write classical.

  • yes and we call that theory "music" looks like that school of yours is good for something.

    Yes there is a lot of metal that shares characteristics with classical, of course there's just as much that doesn't.

    None of this changes the fact that even if I was the worlds most insane guitar virtuoso....Wargazm would still sound EXACTLY THE SAME, I wouldn't throw in solos for he sake of it :P

    so really your entire argument and suggestions for me to improve are all for nothing really....

  • ok then learn some Bach or something with more than complexity than just being, in your opinion, catchy.

  • ...and that'll prove what exactly?

    You told me to learn stuff of the artists I've made fun of so I'll see how "hard" their stuff is to play or some bullshit.....What does Bach have to do with it?

    I'm a Guitar/Brass/Keyboard player....not a Cellist pal ;)

    I know as a tech obsessed music school fag you might find this hard to understand....but MUSICIANS DON'T HAVE TO PLAY 150% OF THEIR SPEED CAPACITY SOLIDLY! :O :O :O

  • Are you Andy Zoltzman's brother?

  • the point was then distort it and you have modern metal

  • distort it and you have some guy playing Bach with a distortion pedal.....

    I can't really see how ANY of that shit in your favourites sounds remotely like classical.

  • you just some fat fuck that obviusly dosent understand the world you live in

    peoples opinions change even if yours dont you fucking idiot

    loose some wieght cut your hair and start dressing yourself properly

    for the record i also think avenged sevenfold are also shit but theres more pressing issues in the world right now and youve obviusly got your priorites FUCKED!

    comment back on my spelling if yo feel like you cant comeback to my point

  • I think you have something VERY wrong with YOUR perception if you think everything anybody chucks up on youtube is their view on "the most important thing in the world ever!"

    sorry next time we'll make a video on the Israeli-Palestine conflict or something. FORGIVE US , OH SERIOUS ONE for trying to make something a bit daft ad entertaining.

    I'm sure this video took us as long to make as it took you to think "hmm how can I sound like an pseudo-intellectual today?" and write that comment.

  • maybie you could read somthing a little more educational than mindless shit like kerrang may i suggest raging against the machiene?

    inclosing i dont belive you think this is the most inportant matter in the world nor do i think your entertaining

    no need to cb coz i cba with your silly little mosher ways i was dun with that shit after i was about 14

  • Good work genius...it's an old issue dated 2002.....I would've been 14 when it came out. *slow applause* The whole video was about how shallow the music press is. (aww but ikkle glenn ducky doesn't understand context ;( )

    Judging by the way you type doesn't seem you'll be 14 for a VERY long time yet junior.

  • its hard to understand contex when you cant stop swaping camra angles every 30 seconds then say some wacky bollocks your not enertaining or informative your a waste of space.

  • ....there are 2 camera angles in this entire video.....and it only goes into the second one for like.....5 seconds out of the whole video??

    If you find THAT distracting then I suggest taking your medication.

  • bah regardless of my shite obserasion skills i still fi nd you unentertaining and tht was my main point this same old notion has been thrown around so much its just fuking stale

    if you realy want bands, magazines and other media outlets to stop selling out then you should get push for a diffrent overall politicle philosiphy other than capitiolism not make shity vids on a bad camraphone or somthng because your abviusly not a v talented film maker

  • again...you're taking this WAAAAY to seriously to the extent you're looking rather foolish.

    This is OBVIOUSLY our attempt to produce an oscar nominated classic or stark social commentary!!! All I'm doing for the most part is reading straight from the magazine, if you don't find that entertaining, take it up with 'James Sherry', the guy who wrote it.

  • im not taking this seriosly

    all im saying is

    YOUR FUCKING SHITE!

    just some feedback

    jus' how i feel man

  • what about my 'fucking shite?'

    I prefer feedback from people who can spell basic words like "you're, I'm and just" thankyouverymuch.

    This video is exactly what it is...a guy reading out of a magazine filmed with a camera phone. We pretty much found the magazine 20 seconds before we started filming....

    I don't know how REDICULOUSLY high your expectations for this video were that made you watch it in the first place...but you REALLY ARE taking this WAY TO FUCKIN' SERIOUSLY :P

  • in all fairness, A7X did change their style, so obviously that review would be diffferent. Altough, even tho i like Trivium, i have to agree with yoiu that atryeyu. as i lay dying, and job for a cowboy do all suck hard, and so does alot of A7X, Bullet, and most of shitknot, suck

    if you liv in the UK and have access to Kerrang! Radio, have a time to listen to it. Its got even worse, 90% of the shit they play is indie, and you can only hear basic mainstream metal like bullet at 1am once a week

  • ok numnuts

    one last try

    im not taking you seriusly

    so im not proof reading my fast jerky typing

    you understand wat im saying so is there a need to type the correct speliing and gramma out like a fucking english lesson

    if you cant take me thinking your shit then just say man or you could just stop replying lol your call :P

  • I fully understand you think I'm shit.

    I think this video is shit.

    I'm just telling you that it's a bit daft acting as if you're the first person to notice this isn't very good....

    It's my video, I'll reply to who I wish thanks...if I just ignored you then it wouldn't be very polite.

  • your music? ya i agree but on the other hand shit is being kind for that one lol. and no metallica didn't release a single album that sounded like the last. look at the music. listen to the theory. try and learn one song by metallica. i dare you, learn battery, or master of puppets. Or hell even and justice for all. no matter what you learn to deny that it is good is to deny that rock is good.

  • The only thing that would be remotely challenging in your list is ...And Justice for All. Master of Puppets and Battery are basically downpicking and triplet picking exercises.

  • i agree for the most part but, the solos were what i was getting at. and i doubt that WargazM's guitarists could make it through one of those songs with out taking a break cuz their arms are tired

  • ...Dude....everyone and their mum knows how to play those songs.

    It's hardly a callenge

  • ok then step it up a little, try learning Through Fire and Flames, or Fury of the Storm. Shit learn Insurrection, or Of Calyisto and the Crusifix

  • I'd hardly consider that stepping up....

    Because all those songs are really REALLY terrible. Fast guitar solos yeah.....but as songs they just send me to sleep....BOO!

    I'd sooner prefer to write catchy riffs than shred mindlessly any day of the week ;)

  • are you retarded listen to a song off STST and then off Waking the Fallen and tell me that is not a HUGE difference. wanna take it one step farther? listen to Lips of Deceit and then listen to Almost easy. if you try and say they haven't gotten any better you are stupid simple and slow...just like your music

  • "better" is a pretty tricky word when you're talking about crap....I;m sure I've taken shits that were "better" than others.

    But at the end of the day it's STILL just a pile of shit :P

  • Yeah, Kerrang! sucks. Despite pretty much being the target audience, a 14 year old 'Emo boy' (I've been branded with that label, so I guess I can't deny it, as even my own mum calls me that), I still think there are almost no bands that started in this millennium that are any good. Other than, like, Muse. They're okay.

    I seriously wish bands like Fall Out Boy, and "A7x" didn't exist.

  • kerrap! gets worse and worse every year. it all started in 1995 when they started putting the likes of greenday in and other crap bands. Then they changed the logo TWICE! once was bad enough! They have even more crap bands in it every year. I havent bought a kerrap for that reason coz it just seems to want to appeal to 10/12 year old emo fags and other fags too... LOL and some emos think they look hard being hard coz they listen to shitknot aswell as my chemical shitpants.

    5* TO YOU DAVE

  • ok? so ur living in the past and listening to napalm death and all that and just because things change and u dont like them doesnt mean u have to go crazy and bash everything u have ever heard thats new. u dont like anything new, ur just like the old ppl that cant let go of classic rock. plus ur fat.

  • O.k...I hardly think music from 2002 constitutes as "classic rock".

    And I wouldn't make fun of new bands, if new bands WEREN'T mostly shit. There's loads of awesome new stuff out there, it just hasn't been over-exposed and watered down to 12 year olds yet, so I'm sure you wouldn't be too familiar with it.

  • Well, go buy Metal Hammer or Terrorizer if Kerrang!'s so shit lol :P.

    Although I totally agree, K! have gone to shit now with all this scene kid crap.

    It's for people who bum the fuck out of faggots like Wil Francis and similars.

  • ...well considering this is from an issue dated 2002 it's pretty safe to say I've stopped buying kerrang!

    Metal Hammers just as bad (if not occasionally worse) than Kerrang! and Terrorizer is pretty good, but I listen to more than extreme metal so it's pretty limited appeal.

  • Thank you for pointing that out. Metal Hammer and Kerrang are both the same emo worshipping fatcats!

  • Yeah. Metal hammer sucks major ass, plus it's expensive.

  • dude you look like a retard

    fatass

  • 0/10.

    Troll harder, faggot.

  • GO BUY TERRORIZER!!!

  • haha nice vid man that made me lol!

  • haha dave, you crazy bastard!

  • I want your hat.

    It's freaking rad.

  • ive one exactly the same... ill sell it to you for £20

  • Maybe Avenged doesn't suck..? The singing is good, the playing is good, and the song-writing is good. If you don't like it, then maybe it's not your cup of tea. There are bands out there that have better singers, guitar players, etc... but if the music is boring or sounds shitty, then what's the point(I'm looking at all the death metal bands here). You "true metalheads" need to lighten up.

  • My sentiments exactly. However you really did contradict yourself with the death metal comment.

  • Yeah, except I didn't say those bands suck. I personally don't like death metal or what passes as thrash these days because I don't find any of it fun, and I find it just sounds abrasive. That's just me though, and I wouldn't be so retarded to say that bands like that aren't any good or lack talent.

  • but then it's just going with everyone having to pussy out and pad down their own opinions for the sake of not offending anyone.

    When I say a band sucks, it has exactly the same meaning it does if I said "well I'm sure, erm, some people might like this band but personally it's just not my cup of tea, thats nothing against the people who do like it as I'm sure it's lovely etc. etc. etc. more PC bullshit"

  • Well, we just have different opinions on having opinions I guess. I'll acknowledge that something is possibly good even if I fucking hate it... to a degree. Something like Girlicious..I'll say it sucks with 100% conviction because they literally do nothing well. It can't even be argued that they're good at anything...not even what they're attempting to do.

  • No, believe us. They DO suck. Their music is boring and sounds shitty.

  • "Believe us" he says...lol. I'll trust my own tastes thank you very much. I know there's better guitar players and better drummers and better singers(haven't heard any decent metal/rock singers in a while) out there, but Avenged's music is fun and in MY opinion sounds fantastic, and they put on a great live show.

  • Right. And I think they gargle balls.

    -OC

  • Yeah...I actually doubt you think that though. I'm willing to bet you'd have no opinion on them if they weren't semi-popular. Because they have some fans though, it becomes trendy to hate them. And I mean, at least they aren't a shitty acoustic duo.

  • awesome

  • lol what a lame ass napalm death is gay and your gay you fat red headed bastard

  • Napalm Death are fucking amazing. Stfu.

  • this reminds of gay gonzo and zane low

  • big buisness.......sweet

  • Thank CHrist someone finally noticed :D

    Seeing them Tomorrow with The Melvins and "Porn".

    Although I'm not too excited yet as I haven't bought a ticket yet so don't want to get my hopes up in case I can't get one.

  • i love the melvins but there not stopping in richmond ahhhhh jesus christ i was visiting freinds in chicago with my family and i saw on some club that the melvins were playing the night after i left

    by the way your interpretation videos are funny

  • ...just for the record, I couldn't get a ticket *sobs numerous sludge rock tears*

    ah well, They'll be back next record round :P

  • LOL look at the fatass... they only have one ticket left but they wont let you because you're so fat you require 2 tickets to get in

  • So did they bill the Melvins as a 6 piece because of Coady and Buzzo? ¬_¬

  • hey man last good issue of kerrang came out in 1999 since ian woodward took over its got shit lol anyways hows u long time no speak

  • honestly shut the hell up. ur pissed off because he insulted one of your gay bands, and thats the whole reason youre insulting him. you obviously made your account(judging by your screen name) completely to insult this guy. GET A FUCKING LIFE!!!! YOU ARE SO FUCKING GAY! you waste you life just to insult this guy who just would love to piss you off and make the true metalheads laugh their asses off. get over yourself.

  • hear you there

  • Lol I haven't bought Kerrang since they started showing MCR on every fucking cover.

    If I want to read a particular article i'll go online or borrow a mate's

    But I rarely if ever buy Kerrang

    The advert for the mag itself shows it's mainly aimed at scene kids

  • Napalm Death? arent they the shittiest band ever or something?

  • lol anythings better than dragonforce dude

  • Agreed.

  • When Kerrang for some reason claimed Falloutboy as "the new heros of punk" I stopped buying it that was about 2 years ago I think...fuck Kerrang

  • i know i picked up a copy the other day and it had exactly 0% metal in it i stopped reading it a year ago when it stopped being metal

  • me too! there's only some Aiden bullshit there now.

  • Lets have a baby and name it psymon.

  • Kerrang sucks ass!

  • metal hammer and terrorizer both rule fuck kerrang

  • I have to agree with what witchinghour666 said, I dont know why you bothered with Kerrang in the first place

  • ....Thats completely not his point at all....he's agreeing with ME saying Kerrang has turned into a heap of shite....not having a go at me for reading it in the first place!

    You saved the day "Takes-everything-out-of-conte­xt"-Man!!!

  • its funny how all the bands you say are awsome ive never heard of so i look them up and they are....'cough'.......shit! and all the bands you despise are playing at massive festivals and rubbing there balls in your gay bands faces, maybe you should start liking bands like Trivium, BFMV or even FFTL so you can have some influence and maybe just maybe the next gay song you make wont sound like a bag of shit on fire.

  • it is funny how all the bands I say are awesome you've never heard of.

    I find nothing more amusing than peopel displaying an utter lack of taste.

    They're obviously not THAT unknown if they were the 2 main features in Kerrang! only 7 years ago you fucking mong.

  • Ah, petty insults I see.

    Still, what more could one expect out of you.

  • Yeah Bandwagon man. A record label takes a band with a sound local people like, make it popular, and they don't have to be good. It's like a cheap version of the real thing. And because they said you should like it and make it all cool and hip then you do, because if you don't then you're lame. But that's what they said. Most major record labels like Warner can make any band they see fit a huge success, since its not just music but looks and style too. It's not hard with enough money.

  • im sorry but thats seriously only looking at one side

    bands like opeth and mayhem are playing massive festivals such as bloodstock or wacken, which are just as big, devildriver played download which is also big

    your comment shows your immaturity as you ask someone to change their music taste after having bands 'rubbing balls in your gay bands faces' you have no clue what you are talking about...

  • Faggot

  • but hey, maybe i'll change my name to heyxnicexbeard666, then i'll be hardcore like you. then i'll start listening to bands that growl in all their songs and play the the double bass drum as fast as i can and make it sound all the same on every song. yeah, then i'll be real original. that'll show all them emo kids!. lol basically you're a fucking tool.

  • wow Goratory666 you're so badass. i mean you even put 666 after your name. that makes you a hardcore metal head. you talk about a7x being posers, you black/death metal douche bags are the biggest tools of all.

  • yes we are, with our nasty hair that is very posey

    listening to death metal you would realise that not all bands use the double bass pedal at all, let alone all song every song

    the music is very different on guitar and bass as well as in vocals

    opeth being a classic example, 'firmly rooted in scandinavian death metal,Opeth has consistently incorporated influence by progressive music, folk, blues rock and jazz into their usually lengthy songs.

    listen to porcelain heart by opeth

  • opeth's song "coil" is a slow song and even have a chick singing on it in clean vocals..they must be sellouts. they arent tr00 hardcore edgy death metal no more. oh noes. next thing you know they're gonna sign with warner bros. what fags! (sarcasm)i actually like opeth. they can play more than one sound, unlike most dath metal. im just making fun of the majority of you death metal heads. who are usually douche bags and are biased on just about everything.

  • nobody called opeth sell outs, i simply gave an example of our metal that you would like

    if you want us to respect your music then you should start off by respecting ours, like most of us actually do, to put this into perspective, i have been to a mayhem gig, i have also been to an avenged sevenfold gig, i prefered the mayhem gig but enjoyed the A7X gig despite not being that big of a fan of metalcore/emocore

  • i wasnt insulting opeth. i said i was being sarcastic. and i dont mean to insult you really you seem alright and pretty open-minded. im just saying alot of death metal fans are pretty much assholes, at least when it comes to music. and its kinda hard to turn the other cheek when douchebags, like the author, make these vids insulting other peoples musical taste.

  • i gather you didn't but the sarcasm did seem a bit over the top there

    thank you aswell but i feel that dave is commenting more on the hypocrisy (lol dave) of kerrang and showing how it proves his point and disproves what they currently say rather than going out and out to insult them

  • and also i own an AKG mic

  • i was listening to avenged sevenfold before it was cool.

    napalm death are indeed fucking awesome. and they still own avenged sevenfolds ass big time.

    "where is your god now?!"

  • fuckin fatass.

  • WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW! haha vital remains fuck yeah lol

  • 1. i never said anything of him being poor, and by the look of his fatness he probably actually spends a lot on food anyway

    2. a7x have documented footage from years ago about them trying different stuff on newer albums. so they didnt sell out. they did what they wanted and people happened to like it.

    3. him getting laid by fat chicks is not a great accomplishment

    4. to go along with 2 really. bands that change aint a big deal, if rock music never changed we'd all still be listening to elvis.

  • 1. you need to quit with the stupid lists.

    2. a7x suck

    3. a7x suck

    4 elvis is better than A7X

  • 1. you look like a piece of shit and probably are a major failure in life.

    2. that's one reviewers opinion

    3. a7x get more popular b/c they sing more. meaning most non-retarded people realize that goods band don't scream/growl/grunt...so yes, that means you people that think metalcore is shit b/c of the vocals, well your black/death metal is shit as well

  • lolz, butt hurt kiddie. Cry more.

  • but that dousche cant sing either, he sings as if his nose is full of cum, providing minimal air flow. which i do not question, seeing as the entire band dresses as if they provide anus for gay men across the country. :D

  • you are fucking stupid!!

    only some fuck! sick minded bastard, piece of shit will think of something like that.

    A7x is one of the greatest, Rock Music is not about who's better or who sucks!!

    its fucking rock and you are just fucking dumb! \\

    you probably say all that suff because you are fucking jalous!! you cant do shit get a fucking life!

    p.s fuck face who made this video get a life!

  • lmao. is this kid serious? dude im sick minded? really? because i state the truth? how can you listen to this shitty band and liek them at all? the dude cannot sing and the band cannot do anything that hasnt alreayd been done. they lack originallity but your to much of a dousche bag to get off your lazy ass and look for good music, youd rathe rhave mtv and the radio TELL YOU whats considered good. lameass

  • im not a kid dumbass and, yes! i am serious cunt!! if i wanst why would i say it. and i dont look at mtv or listen to the radio, what do you call fucking music anyways? music is music dumbshit!! get that to your fucked hole head!

  • I concurr. (is that spelt right?)

  • I agree with this fully! Kerrang is bollocks now

  • WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?!

  • is that you? you fat fuck. no wonder you're doing this interpretations, there's a lot of things that those bands have and you don't, like popularity, money, pussy, respect, friends, etc.

  • if ur a REAL metalhead, u dont give a fuck about reputation or image, u dont have to be skinny to be "cool" ur probably a retarted 12 yearold, and that pussy money part u probably got from a shit rap song

  • you're missing the whole point dude..just like you're missing your inteligence

  • If they didnt care about their image then why do they all wear black clothes that are blacker than the blackest dark soul of HADESSSSSSS WWAARRRGGGGG

  • well, a7x is a poser metal band, I agree with dave on this part, just produces flashy poser kids.

    Go to Wacken, you'll see real metalheads

  • lol, so basically, in your opinion, sell out bands are better then bands that don't change there image to please everyone?

    Dave is quite a popular guy, he gets laid, has respect from a lot of people, and a fuck load more friends then you have (but to be honest that probably isn't difficult). On the money side, he's a student, of course he's poor.

  • haha so true.

    and i love the way you say fucking awesome.

  • are you irish? lol

  • Hang onto that, dude.

    It'll be worth a lot some day.

  • literally nobody cares what you reckon was the last good issue of kerrang! its all subjective to opinion even though dave will probaly try to grind down your opinion even if you agree with him!

  • fair enough.

    If no-one cares no-one has to watch it do they ;)