drunk scotsman

[ingi1996]

Loved this song! And it was so damn funny, too!!

[whitechocolatesahara]

i think men look so good in kilts... it's a shame none wears kilts here in potugal.

[Hankthetank23509]

This song makes me Smile Big :(?)

[ladymalice9]

Need a scot to marry <3

[gbloquendox]

1:09 wtf??



[BLW420hantayo]

Love this tune. But Mike Cross wrote it and that's Bryan Bowers performing it. Cute slide show!

[sadie3lisa]

I giggled and smiled all the way through this song. :D

[karezza6]

Transvestites are cool.

[SEAHOUSES8]

@karezza6 Ever say that to a Scot and he will rip your head off and vomit down your neck

[TheAngelThatFell1]

32 people didn't win first prize .-.

[Mavericco]

Aye.. But a REAL Scotsman Ne'er Tells Laddie !

[MrJimmyboy1972]

as a scotsman! i love this, you better believe, we are hard. (no pun intended) ah wis talkin aboot the weather, its cauld up here.

[tommy192771]

I love it! hilarious :D

[t1t296]

@mirandasblog, fuck you

[TheFatalInstinct1]

GAY...

[remusgrrrl]

This soundtrack is NOT the Irish Rovers......it is a man by the name of Bryan Bowers and is titled "Under the Scotsman's Kilt"......sheesh

[scaryshari]

@remusgrrrl Thanks for posting this correction. :) I was going to write something like this myself but I'm glad someone already did. What I can't believe is how/why strobez794 thought this was the Irish Rovers singing the song? :( I honestly think some folks just pull a name right off the wall or something. *sigh* Anyway, I've loved Bryan Bowers' song for so many years I don't even know when I first heard it, but I'm glad any time he gets the credit he's due. :)

[Cyfer79]

haha..great song.. great pics ^^

[BlainePistolle]

who else in wearin a Kilt right now? I didnt think so. panzys (:

[DrHooty911]

@BlainePistolle Wearing a kilt is extremely "cool" ;)

[PointOutMan]

@BlainePistolle i want one :(



[gokharol]

Oh what some lovely young girls as shows the pic

[haltrman93]

Haha. I remember getting a Dr. Demento CD as a kid and thinking "The hell is this?"

Now I can't get this song out of my head :D

[The19Chris77]

Thumbs up for him winning first prize ,....

[SnowIsRising]

no problem with a drink or thirty!!

[tinawesely053]

Funny as hell! Great song.

[aprilglaspieable]

Well, Scotsmen know they sure as hell want a drink, but they don't know if they want to pay for it.

[EmilMarius1960]

The ringing bell is under kilt.

[ChikalaandFearless]

Clannadh!! This sounds like my ancestors!

[EvaMarina1987]

I listend twice to this song and I can sing along already... PS:_ I'm german...

[Szerith]

@EvaMarina1987 Wo immer man auch ist, man findet immer einen deutschen Touristen! :D 

[EvaMarina1987]

@Szerith Tja da hast du wohl recht, allerdings bin ich nicht als Touri in Chile. Aber hier findet man echyt an jeder strassenenecke entweder nen Bayern oder nen Sachsen ;)

[flamefighter01]

im not sure weather i should be ofended about this song aww fuck it its funny

[ladyseriegreenleaf]

Cute song thanks for sharing.

[WadeAlexander]

i love this song

[Azureecosse]

I am a Scotsman and i dont drink it makes me sick.. Funny video though.

[psychojeeper]

I was married in my kilt, and my wife and her bridesmaids sang this song at the wedding reception!!!!

[karezza6]

@psychojeeper

transvestite

[AudiAMGBMW]

first prize for having the smallest dick

[rubberband1293]

Who sings this? Thanks!

[lambarini]

i love the pictures you have used in this. thaks 4 uploading i love this song

[rotinvrede]

well to add to the whole "ira" discussion, its impossible to only kill murder, or hurt the people u aim for. i always said i like the things the ira stands for. but i think how they do it goes to far, but what to think about the black and tans, they did hurt more irish people than the ira did in the first place..

[joeknee4767]

@rotinvrede your fuckin right there !!! England was and has always been a fuckin slave empire! thanks be to god my family made it across the pond in the 1840's ,and we helped to build the USA! If i had the means here in NY or the luck to land @#$#$% in Belfast(if I was there now) the union jack would burn with the para's ERIN GO BRAUGH!!!!

[alcf6974]

This is Bryan Bowers singing this, not the Irish Rovers.

[TheWillRogers]

Only a real man can wear a kilt

[sookie167]

and i just love being a wee scotch lasie x

[HappyMissKat]

I am Scottish lass, nothing better than a man in a kilt ;)

[caroltubeyou]

JUST A CORRECTION - it's a great little ditty -- but this song, The Scotsman, is not being performed by the Irish Rovers in this recording - it's Bryan Bowers, who is a terrific folk musician who also plays autoharp! A song written by Mike Cross. we saw him do this onstage around 1980 or so. Check him out on YouTube - Bryan Bowers has played at the Philly Folk Festival, as has Mike Cross. both are extremely funny.

[scaryshari]

@caroltubeyou @remusgrrrl Thanks for posting a correction. :) I was going to write something but I'm glad someone already did. (Plus you've a LOT more info than I have!) What I can't believe is how/why strobez794 thought this was the Irish Rovers singing? :( I honestly think some folks just pull a name right off the wall or something. *sigh* Anyway, I've loved Bryan Bowers' song for so many years I don't even know when I first heard it!!

[caroltubeyou]

JUST A CORRECTION - it's a great little ditty -- but This song is not being performed by the Irish Rovers - it's Bryan Bowers. A song written by Mike Cross. we saw him do this onstage around 1980 or so.

[Demonicwolf300]

Hey the song says young and lovely not old and crusty.

[MsLittlered69]

i love Scottish guys. so, sexy

[damndawg012]

@MsLittlered69 AGREED!!!!!!! Its a shame when they dont wear a kilt. My neighbor wears his kilt when he gets home from work and on weekends, but its a damn shame when he wears pants to work.

[halloweenteen]

@MsLittlered69 so true

[MsLittlered69]

i love Scottish guys. soo sexy

[BassisHigh]

Yh its an Irish Song, hence why its taking the piss out of the scottish for not being able to handle their drink compared to the irish

[joeblow238]

@BassisHigh and maybe thats why the scottish have given more to this world than any other ethnicity?? all the irish have done is leave ireland for other coutnries and breed like fucking rabbits. scum irish

[BassisHigh]

@joeblow238 good to hear! makes me proud to be scottish!

[MsLittlered69]

@BassisHigh , Scottish guys are sexy

[mirandasblog]

@MsLittlered69 Scottish men are like fine wines they get better and better with age!!!! 

[TheRorySteel]

@MsLittlered69 Yes we are. ;)

[Peppepoppldoppl]

@TheRorySteel Of course we are

[JoeTim93]

@Peppepoppldoppl without a doubt!!

[neveragain]

@joeblow238 fuckyou. Maybe you should have read up why so many irish people had to leave, how everyday young children would see people dead or shot or have to be searched before going to school. You are the only Scum I can see around here.

[joeblow238]

@neveragain i know why they had to leave, why dont you read up on what the IRA had done to their own people, the very "catholics" they were claiming to be fighting for, they had their own people living in dungeons, how many innocent people did the IRA kill huh? ask the two innocent australian tourists that were shot coming out of a pub cause the ira thought they were brit soldiers, or the pregnant women killed in a car bomb gone wrong, fecking idiot

[TheDillbn]

@joeblow238 That was my whole point dumb ass. My dad had to be searched everyday even when he was a young child just leaving the house to go to school. His friends were killed in front of him. He was Catholic. He also made a radio in college and when he left the campus the police smashed it up "incase it was a bomb". Don't tell me to read up on my own family history.

Incase you didn't know IRA does NOT equal the whole of NI!

[Gemdrop101]

;P

[sauce1101]

CaelanT2000 is correct -- it's also the version written by Mike Cross

[CaelanT2000]

It's not "Drunk Scotsman" by the Irish Rovers! It's "The Scotsman" by Bryan Bowers!

[Jjdarkwater]

Brian Bowers

[Kelleys6th]

Funny how it's Asian men who stand behind the bush to pee!

[MsKellikat]

thats heyworrd banks

[MsKellikat]

that's Heywood Banks

[chobeegal]

This is NOT the Irish Rovers. Sounds a wee bit like them, but not them. Great fun anyway!

[AshieAsh87]

Creative, Love it!!

[AshieAsh87]

Creative, Love it!!

[AshieAsh87]

LOVE IT!!!!

[aleach14]

Already that's all I can tell from the pictures?

[aleach14]

Why do two English girls find him?

[lizerd3438]

Haha ding dongs lmao I laphed a bit to much at. This 1 thx

[abokieyes]

That was really good. I love that song

[hungoversundays]

Its a proven fact that us men in the north are SIGNIFICANTLY bigger under our kilts than youse wee blokes in england :P

[DarthVaportech]

Excellent thx.

[northman01]

this isn't tom lehrer? thought he wrote this...sounds like him a bit.

[feenixrising10]

if you had lifted up my kilt I would have gotten the 'best in show' ribbon

[PaganKitty1]

@feenixrising10 Now yer just braggin!!! PROVE IT!! LMAO =^_^= PK

[ZonaBG]

LOVE IT!!!!!!!

[CowgurlBling]

Yes this is John Denver

[MrBigfatchoad]

You're all wrong it's John Denver

[iguana85641]

the radio station i always used to play this on Friday after Devil Comes to Georgia at like 5:30 pm it really funny :D

[LutzDerLurch]

Very funny Song, I really like it!

[golfcharlieromeo]

Scottish is the best accent. :D

[soslothful]

This makes no sense! Everyone knows Scotsmen NEVER drink.

[falkirkfraz]

@soslothful who told u that pish???

[bravo6310]

@soslothful do you evn know what your talking about????

[soslothful]

@bravo6310

Och! Tis just a wee jape lad.

[WagginPaddy]

@bravo6310 - I understand them just fine...I think you need another beer :)

[NHMntnHIGH]

@soslothful thats why it's an Irish drinking song LOL

[DurhamRebel]

@soslothful haha. my mom family is scottish and pretty much all of them are permanelty drunk

[curtisisadog]

@soslothful they are just naturally drunk

[LouizaChris]

@soslothful bullshit hahahah take a trip to aberdeen at night love

[LJ271]

@soslothful you know thats not true.

[TheAngelThatFell1]

@soslothful -snorts- wanna bet?

[MyNameIsCarls]

I don't know why but... Irish/Scottish men are incredibly attractive to me xD

[GhostDivisionAirsoft]

@MyNameIsCarls Hello...Names Buchanan pleased to meet you! :)

[JuliansDarling]

@MyNameIsCarls Oh yes, I know what you mean...same here ;-) !!!

[workatthefarm]

@MyNameIsCarls but then again American women are so fucking ugly no one cares.

[weedudeconnor]

@MyNameIsCarls well.... hello there

[Bushinit002]

@MyNameIsCarls we do what we can

[ScotsmanTillDeath]

@MyNameIsCarls Haha! I've spoken to so many Americans and Canadians and they all fall for English men. Weird...

[edwyna0802]

@ScotsmanTillDeath cuz ur accent is sexy and we can half ass understand ya! We Americans tend to like anything just a little different, and besides... the English are (supposed to be) a bit more sophisticated :P hahahaaa

[mirandasblog]

@edwyna0802 oh fuck the english!

[nafaka12]

@MyNameIsCarls  im a dude , i like the accent alot

[jab070]

@MyNameIsCarls To everyone :). Well, the Scots. Not the Irish too much.

[screwedball]

@MyNameIsCarls How you doin'? lol

[Jjdarkwater]

Cheers to Brian Bowers!

[Shock0ps]

this was on my radio l lol

[lekszi46]

@catstwin041008 Sign me up for Scottish men, as long as they're Gerard Butler!

[catstwins041008]

I'm American but I love Scottish men

[summergirltx]

Oh my! Brilliant - absolutely brilliant! *huge grin*

[GLORD99092]

@summergirltx, I bet that's you grinning at the thought of huge cock

[runesky333]

i loove this song it the best 1 there is lol

[LotusKnives]

lol at the ring dings. well played

[taflanigan]

BRIAN BOWERS SINGS THIS

[wolvesrule4ever]

lol

[diamonddiva1954]

LMFAO! I have this on a Dr Demento cd, fantastic, funny song-tyvm for posting this for us! LOVE the pix too! makes me wanna check out these Scottish men, lol!

[Stevenccvids]

I hate scots - but this is great.

[scotland1989able]

@Stevenccvids go fuk ureself fukin scumbag. u wish u wer scottish mate

[GLORD99092]

@Stevenccvids,I hate engaylish too

[AndrewJimScott]

shite

[GLORD99092]

@AndrewJimScott, No wonder it's shite, it's yank pish, yankish songs are crap!

[drain37]

lol thumbs up if you found this from oxhorn

[Clonetrooperish]

com on scotland you ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[GeddyBre]

Sorry mate, Bryan Bowers. check I-tunes if you like. or Wiki, or any other online or library source you like.

[dbrenn1000]

This is definitely Bryan Bowers.

[iainscottwaddell]

that song isn't very good



[328chula]

I love this



[lindamermaid]

This is performed by Brian Bowers. I've heard him sing it live. This Irish Rovers might have performed it also, but this is unmistakeably Brian.

[judebyres123]

love this song

[sarahkayekaye]

im soo adding this song on my ipod!!!

[sarahkayekaye]

wat do scotsman wear under their kilts???? these r the questions in life tht haunt me O.O

[judebyres123]

@sarahkayekaye nothing thats wate it ment no undewear o natural naked

[irishcoffee7643]

love the pics togo with the song

[rachelkaitlyn2]

retard...

his ring ding diddly i oh indeed

damnn you scottish steroids and viagra. i bet his roids gave him roid rage and he chased dem old bitches down

"no. i need you alive, i'm horny"

[TheGunslinger5854]

This sounds a lot like Mike Cross.

[ridgerunner98570]

This song is being sung by John Denver, not Tom Lehrer.

[valance2683]

who cares who did it it was great

[1992Feb]

Jolly Good Show

[jackdanielson7]

Ahhhh!!!! That is epic haven't heard this one in a while!!!

[kevinunderscorevance]

Nope, it's Bryan Bowers singing. It originally appeared on his 1980 record on Flying Fish called Home Home On The Road. Dr Demento plays it a lot. Great visuals.  Well done!

[HunHubi]

bloody awsome!

[TheMicrocat]

Actually the voice on this song IS in fact John Denver. Many artists have done it time and time again, but this particular audio piece is John Denver.

[godlydaddy]

OMG!!  This song was written/performed by BRYAN BOWERS!! NOT the Irish Rovers, nor Tom Lehrer, or anyone else! How many people are going to screw this up??

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[NJIrishsis]

SOUNDS LIKE JOHN DENVER TO ME...

[druidae1492]

Love this song, but rour video. Oh man, you my fwien! Blessed be... :)

[hlmclyde]

Earth Day is over so now we honor The First Annual Scottish Moon Festival. The only thing worn under a true Scotsman's Kilt is shoes, everything else is in perfect working order

[TLK61987]

This song is funny as fuck

[SurekillPA]

If you got this from an "Irish Rovers" CD you were lied to. Listen to the Amazon clip of Bryan Bowers album "Home, Home on the Road" - "The Scotsman." It is the same song you are attributing to the Irish Rovers and you are WRONG.

[janneisaksson]

I`m from the north of Sweden and, if I can´t be that I´ll be proud to be Scottish.

[inverkenny]

jamesy15, you really should get out more, i'm Scottish and i dont give two hoots if a Scotsman joins the british army and gets killed by the locals, he's the invader, god bless Ireland, Sinn Fein and the bold IRA, god bless Scotland, the SNP and Freedom.

[istanding]

Low'd we'd all be in agree that the Scotsman have ben no'in more then the true blooded sowls that'd save all di othrs. Those othrs rr te ones that'hve asked fur our aed, and as it sits and sets, those othrs have bein saved! Set it on all ears, us wee scots have fought for more othrs than we'd h'av for ourselv. Da true man fights to save; da real man duzit n an kilt. !!!! LOL

[TheBeautifulDead]

half scottish girl & proud =D

[robbie12457810]

up da dear auld rangers... SPL champions AGAIN!!  fuck yer celtic pedo fc.. NO SURRENDER

[TheScottishRocker]

Scottish & Proud!

Up The Celts!

Scotland, Ireland, Wales, Mann, Cornwall, Brittany!

6 nations are we, all Celtic and free!

[fireballkiller]

do the scots hate the english?? I just watched braveheart and was wondering if it was still like that? (not saying braveheart was completley accurate, i really dont know if it was)

[dendokast]

Get an education

[jockinabox]

@fireballkiller . We dont hate the English, we just hate idiots who will not give us a chance to vote for the rights to our own country. and Hell wil freeze over when we support them in the world cup lol

[fireballkiller]

@jockinabox Yeah and here in America we hate idiots who vote for socialism in our own country....but atleast we have the right to vote..mabie people with their heads on straight should lead a revalution against the douchebags of the world...

[NuclearFallout1]

@fireballkiller we dont hate all the english just the wankers which try tae say were spongein aff the government

[peterhead2k8]

SinnFein4Ever

Am Scottish And Irish

[jamesy15]

SCOTTISH AND PROUD AND FUCK SINNFEIN

[jockinabox]

@jamesy15 aye Jamesy, so why do you even mention another country 's politicians ya fekkin numpty, typical prod, no country, have to hing on to Maggies, Scum.

[fireballkiller]

@jockinabox allright dude, i have to ask..... what is a numpty, a typical prod, and what does hang on to Maggies mean, cause i wanna use those... and that is freaking bad ass that you even write in a scottish accent...

[jamesy15]

@jockinabox IT WAS PETERHEAD THAT SAID SINNFEIN MATE, I HATE SINN FEIN FOR THE MURDER OF SCOTS SOLDIERS AND WOMEN AND CHILDREN,SCOTTISH AND PROUD AND FUCK IRELAND

[jamesy15]

@peterhead2k8 how can you even say sinn fein when they murdered scots soldiers and scots people, ira biggest child murderers in western europe -- fact

[SuPerspicacious]

Ah dinnae ken whaur ye bin, bit Ah see ye won foremaist prize!