Classified WWII Footage! (FAKE: read description before viewing)

[JAPAN4theSHASHI]

Sie werden sich hinsetzen! Sie werden ruhig sein! Sie werden nicht beleidigen Deutschland!!

[BarracudaSP1]

Lol, did he say "BANZAI CHARGE!!" !? (right after 1:30 )

o_o

[KalalProductions]

@BarracudaSP1 Haha! Not quite, it was "Freeze right there!"

[2manynegativewaves]

Cool fella,for 3 minutes I was 10 years old again,you cant buy that :) But,can I just point out the use of Duck hunter camo is all wrong unless for some guys in the 2nd armd divi................

[KalalProductions]

@2manynegativewaves Haha! Glad you liked it! When we got together to film this, we didn't really plan it. We basically picked out anything with camouflage and anything resembling a weapon. If I knew then what I know now, this would have been put together differently, haha! Ah, the beauty of hindsight… Anyway, thanks for watching!

[RunwhenyouseeM1]

wat you guys should do to make explosins look real is to put a sea saw like plat form on the ground put dirt on one end and run and step on it and it flings up to look like a granad went off

[KalalProductions]

@RunwhenyouseeM1 Watch my video on KalalProductions called CWWIIF Commentary/Behind the Scenes. I explain how we made this video 10 years ago, and you'll be surprised to know that's EXACTLY what we did, haha! We were clever 7th Graders, weren't we?

[RunwhenyouseeM1]

@KalalProductions cool i did the same thing as a kid haaahahaa

[KalalProductions]

@RunwhenyouseeM1 Anyone who didn't do this as a kid … missed out!

[videocanone]

excellent aging of the video

now get decent uniforms and firearm simulators, like airsoft guns (I say this because you are minors)

[sky30456]

fail

[HrafnkelHarthrathi]

This is actually quite enjoyable!

[KalalProductions]

@HrafnkelHarthrathi Haha! Thanks! I'm glad you enjoyed it. We were just kids when we made it, so we didn't really put much thought into it.

[TheDm44]

one of them has a stick for a gun lololol

[naruto12345678987654]

I hope you do all realise something, they actualy tried, they honestly couldnt have done better, there like 11 or 12 so you expect them to have REAL guns and shit like that, no

[BIACoDfan1]

this vid wudof ben WAY better if u put more focus into it

helmets,guns, etc.,etc., etc.

[KalalProductions]

@BIACoDfan1 Your comment would have been WAY better if you put more focus into spelling and grammar, etc., etc., etc

[KalalProductions]

Thanks for watching, though!

[Dimbark]

Lol. You're young like me. Search for the Dimbark show, im working on a couple of war videos too.

[TheFormular]

it like so fake lorh

[zeevzaap]

this is what computer games and all the killing scenes would do to a kid even to teens...i some times think aren't these kids the ones that shoot people in the public for no reason..parents ..please look after your kids...dont leave them alone

[KalalProductions]

Video games and killing scenes have nothing to do with kids who shoot people. Not a single person in this movie has ever shot a person (this was 10 years ago). We all graduated, and we've all seen numerous violent scenes in movies and games.

It's bad parenting that screws people up. It's procreating crack whores and gang banging morons that can't keep their junk in their trunk--so to speak--that screw kids up. Kids playing war? That's normal. Every boy does it at some point; it's just nature.

[physiist777]

well...actually, I am the kid in the cameo and safari hat. 13 years later, I have a B.S. in Biochemistry and chemistry, a Masters in engineering, and I am currently working on my Ph.D in Biomedical engineering. As of today, I have yet to shoot anyone.

it is parents letting their kids express their creativity in their own way which leads to imaginative minds solving tomorrow's problems.

never mind the content, it is the freedom of creativity that is the important lesson here.

[physiist777]

you might call it ironic, but my research is in building next generation prosthetics with neural-interfaces for our brave soldiers - who sacrificed limb and life so that you have the right to express your blatantly wrong assumptions.

oh, the prosthetics are also for your dumb-a## when you loose your arm in your lawn mower I also grew up in the country and have never played any kind of video game more than 10 consecutive minutes (probably less than an hour total in my whole life)

[KalalProductions]

ZING! You tell 'em, old friend!

[38dragoon38]

Err... This isn't satire. Why not find out what big words mean before you use them.

[dekota94]

fuck all you little fucking kids wish you would die

[GreatThunder1]

holy shit that sucked XD were you holding a STICK as a gun???

LOL

Anyway nice try...

[KalalProductions]

Haha! That's what you get when a bunch of 7th graders with no props try to make a movie. Yes, it was a rain stick.

[Chuichupachichi]

This was one of the most ferociously atrocious battles of WW II. Few people have known of this battle because mention of it has always been kept under wraps. Due to it's gruesomeness, the world's authorities have always believed the general public cannot be safely subjected to having knowledge of it's unbearably bloody details

If it had not been for the outflanking maneuver that was brilliantly captured on this historic recording, the commander that had mistakenly thought this was merely the

[Chuichupachichi]

sequel to the 1st World War, thus entrenching his forces, would not have been shot by a trench raider.

Then, after making a warrior's entire body tumble through the air after blowing him off the ground with 4 blasts from his elephant gun, the hunter/officer carelessly proceeded only to get bitch slapped by Hitler. Prior to getting shot with his own safari cannon rifle

Perhaps after struggling so much with Hitler, was it decided to not reveal this battle to the world. Due to the fact that

[Chuichupachichi]

Hitler couldn't hit a guy at close range with a behemoth cartridge that was designed to smother an area as large as an elephant. Indeed, pharmaceutical overdosing does impair one's ability to operate hand artillery. Not to mention that the psychiatric meds lead to stunning head shots like the one achieved by Hitler on his own head

Perhaps, the costliness of this battle might have been avoided if the Big Red One had not been busy at the Battle of the Bulge. Or someone might have been shafted?

[Chuichupachichi]

As a token of appreciation, due to your having chronicled, produced & presented this defining moment in world history. You are cordially invited to view yet another never before seen, historically misunderstood, critically important event... "Hitler's Closet Bunker"

Made possible by funding, grants, donations, mandated tax revenue subsidizing & frivol-less mega-lawsuits from the supporters of Chuichupachichi Globally Imperative Productions

[KalalProductions]

I'll have to say: that was one of the most creative comments I've ever read (and I've read a lot of comments). Thanks! Haha!

[sillygoose242]

DUMB ASS VID have a nice day

[KalalProductions]

Thanks man! You have a nice day as well. :)

[sillygoose242]

lol :p

[DK8380]

sinisterbasterd: By the way, why on earth do you feel the need to post the same message three times? We understand you perfectly the first time around.

[DK8380]

sinisterbasterd:

Actually my granddad served on the merchant fleet both in the atlantic and in the indian ocean. His ship(s) have been sunk by torpedoes 3 times. He used to work in the engine room, which gives you the least chance of survival on sea. Two of the torpedoes struck the area around where he works. To this day he is still nervous/Scared when he hears certain aircrafts. I think i know what i'm talking about.

You however need to grow up, and start to get your head straight. Kid.

[0wan]

k all i want is for people to stop mislabeling their F@#$ing Videos... Label the damn things (Fake) if ur gonna put a lable on it like that.

[KalalProductions]

Um... Was "SATIRE: read description before viewing" not a big enough label for you?

[GreatBlondini]

I thought you did a great job! Ignore the haterz!

[KalalProductions]

Thank you, thank you, thank you! I'm happy to see this video FINALLY getting some positive feedback. I really appreciate it, and I can't tell you enough: THANK YOU!

[sinisterbasterd]

bitch go find a place to hang your self you ugly ass skank do you smell that it smells shit oh its just you . you fucken tramp go stuff that dildo up you ass some more you a ho fo sure ya ignorames slut.

[tomasb16a2]

fucking funny

[sinisterbasterd]

why do you lie dont you have any respect ? are you a soldier or a serviceman? have you ever obsereved war up close? have you smelled the aroma of death in the air? have you seen the suffering that comes from war? do you no anybody who has gave there life for there country and gave there life for you yes you to be free? i bet not and thats why you can laugh. im willing to bet if you lost your daddy brother or mother on the battle field it would't be so funny. so try to have some respect

[DK8380]

From my point of view: why can't we treat certain serious things in life with a little humor. Sure lots of people died in that war, and sure we owe them for that. But it's 60-some years ago. Because we treat the war with a little humor means that we accept it and that we are ready to move on, having learned our lessons.

Thumbs up "kid".

[KalalProductions]

Thank you SO MUCH! I'm so glad to see that there are still people on YouTube with brains, haha!

What you're saying is true, though, in many different forms. I have a friend who is deaf. Of course, he was born that way so he's accepted it. Anyway, he often pranks people by picking up the phone, pretending to answer it, and handing it to people saying "it's for you!" Then when the other person takes the phone, they realize that he's deaf and that the phone is off.

Haha! Good times. Cheers!

[sinisterbasterd]

why we dont treat things with a little humor? are you a soldier or a serviceman? have you ever obsereved war up close? have you smelled the aroma of death in the air? have you seen the suffering that comes from war? do you no anybody who has gave there life for there country and gave there life for you yes you to be free? i bet not and thats why you can laugh. im willing to bet if you lost your daddy brother or mother on the battle field it would't be so funny. so try to have some respect.

[Rudolf555]

this is SO fake

go to a movie school wannabe spielberg!!

[KalalProductions]

HAHAHAHA!

Lol, did you ACTUALLY think this was supposed to be real? Looks like you got punk'd, haha! Good times...

[Rudolf555]

i 'punk'd' your momma real good last night

[KalalProductions]

Oh, good one. I've never heard a momma joke before...

[wallooga]

LOL

good for you.

All those really really serious types are lardass couch potatoes who have really "seen life" - yea - through the discovery channel LOL - Probably dont realize you had to go into the fresh air (out of that room they sleep, eat. watch tv and fart in) to make this! LOL

[KalalProductions]

Definitely! Who knew that there was a whole world of fun and adventure once you step outside of the house? Haha! I give your comment 5 stars, lol. Thanks!

[2rafael]

Good job mate, not bad for being in 7th grade, good editing and effects... for everyone else who hasn't pretended or had an imagination when you were kid... you lying pieces of turd... welcome to the i-generation... read the discription and appriciate this as it is... good video art from creative kids... props to ya KalalProductions... there's always critics out there... don't stop filming...

[KalalProductions]

Thanks a lot, man! I really appreciate your compliments, and I can't thank you enough. We didn't work very hard on it back then, but I worked hard to get it to where it is today, so I'm glad you enjoyed it. I won't let these youtube comment attackers put me down and stop filming, haha! Thanks again!

[KalalProductions]

Thanks man! I appreciate it!

[GiveInTomorrow]

Fuck you, kids. You know nothing about war. Please. go through puberty.

[KalalProductions]

Hey, Ben! Here's an idea for you: try reading the description before you leave degrading comments. I'm sure the Navy isn't looking for officers who attack before doing their research. Good luck with that.

[GiveInTomorrow]

First and foremost, you added in this "description" note after receiving negative comments. Second, satirizing a war that resulted in the loss of tens of millions of lives is pure, unadulterated idiocy. Take your videos and your 6 subscribers, and leave.

[tessler6868]

you were kid then but grew up to be youtube dickhead. if war's so much fun, get your ass in uniform & have a ball w/live ammo and hostile fire.

[KalalProductions]

Good point. You should be a career advisor.

[Fragem420]

u fucking dickhead why do you waist my time. How dare you disrepect the memories of all the soldiers that fought in that war.

What have you done in your life?

aND iM 25 YOU BETTER HOPE YOUR GRANDDADDY DOESN'T WATCH THIS.

Big ol spanking

[KalalProductions]

1 - I didn't make you watch this video. You waisted your own time.

2 - I have accomplished many things, with several more big achievements on the way: I am a multi-instrumentalist, a sketch/cartoon artist, a writer, a performer, a producer/recording engineer, videographer, director, editor and web designer.

3 - You're using your age against me? I'm 23. Sorry, but I'm not afraid of someone 2 years older.

4 - My grandpa broke his neck in WWII. I have the jacket in my closet. I pay my respects.

[supergerry95]

wat bout video games nd all that, they "direspect" the ppl that died during the war nd kids do this all the time u kno that

[grunkduy]

if one of you hanged the other one like the SS did to the jews in front of everyone.. id probably have something good to say about this video!

[numba1000000]

Stupid kids!!

[KalalProductions]

Yeah, stupid kids! Why don't you grow up and edit this video or something?! Oh wait... I already did that.

[zak32645]

your using GOD DAMN branches as guns!

[billyandgeorgie1508]

what fuckin nonesense.....

[brwnprd707]

Great video. It was funny when the kid with the pancho got knocked out with one hit. :P Other than that, great video. Especially the end with the part of Hitler not wanting to hit the little kid. Other than that, great video.

[KalalProductions]

Haha! Thanks! I'm glad you enjoyed it (unlike of these other idiots who think my old school video is offensive, for some reason). The one hit must have been a super ninja judo chop or something like that, haha! Thanks again for watching!

[matthewboy9]

a 10 year old boy can be in the army

[runu77]

i didn't know 9 year olds could be in the army...

[KalalProductions]

For WWII, we recruited 13 year olds (according to this video). Obviously, they raised the age to 18 after they saw how many of them died from being bad at acting. Haha! Thanks for watching!

[skeeter386]

wow u r gay

[KalalProductions]

So is your grammar. Thanks for watching.

[dixie15pne]

who gives a fuck y r u show this video of kids u perv

[KalalProductions]

Because it's ME when I was a kid. Maybe a little reading would help you out once in awhile (so you don't look like an idiot when you try to insult people). Just so you don't have to do all the work of scrolling up, here's part of the description:

"This was filmed by me and some friends in the year 2000 as a failed effort for extra credit during a WWII unit in 7th Grade Social Studies."

[dixie15pne]

still gay tho

[KalalProductions]

So is your grammar. Thanks for watching!

[dixie15pne]

i dnt give a fuck about my grammar u gay fuck, u nt my dad or mum so dnt give me that shit u dirty rat

[luke123909]

That is jokes and there is some good editing gone on and i like the sound effects good video man 5* rating

[KalalProductions]

Thanks a lot! I didn't have much to work with, so I figured some spiced up SFX would be a good touch. I'm glad it was done well enough for you!

[phelotus]

pretty cool. me and my five year old were thinking of doing something like this.

[KalalProductions]

It's a good time if you can just go out and do it. We pretty much improvised this whole thing and it turned out like crap (See Related Videos for "CWWIIF Commentary" to see the original, non-edited version).

Overall, this is one of those instant inside jokes that most people won't understand, but it'll be one of the most fun memories you'll ever have, haha! Good luck! Let me know if you do it and post it on YouTube!

[feanorforce]

stupid jerks!

[alechall2]

thats fucking really gay

[olivrig83]

so funny lol

[anditl21]

fake

[KalalProductions]

Duh!

[fpvshitsonhsv]

lol @ 1:07 the dudes running around with a log hahaha

[KalalProductions]

Haha! It's a rain stick, but close enough. We were poor kids and didn't have any authentic military weaponry... or anything that even looked like it! So we used a rain stick, a rubber-band gun and a cap gun. Gooooood times.

[DDOG052209]

boringness

[KalalProductions]

Oh, you know what? I think I'm going to take your advice. You seem well-educated. Thanks.

[metalifuk]

umm yeah i jus read thru these comments and i wonder why this video is so offensive to everyone?? kids dont really understand the full meaning about war and what it really means!!! and this video was made by 7 graders!!!

[KalalProductions]

Thanks man! I don't understand what's so offensive, either. I guess some people just don't have anything better to do than give negative comments on YouTube, haha!

[crazychash09]

Who argues over something this stupid. Everyone probably knows the gist of World War Two so I'm really sure this video was not ment to affend anyone.....fags

[KalalProductions]

Totally agreed. I'm surprised a video so simple could cause so much dispute! Thanks for the support!

[anthonyvandehee]

fuck off

[Zickefoose93]

gay

[KalalProductions]

Sure is! Thanks!

[Wilkie3Boyz]

tell me? do you like discration the marines, your country and yourself? you may have changed the descrription but it changes nothing. this is a request for you to remove your video out of respect for the millions of people that died for the sake of freedom

[KalalProductions]

I'm going to say it one more time: This was made by 7th graders. There is no disgrace meant by this video, it's just poorly made footage re-edited for viewing pleasure. What disgrace are you seeing? All I see is 7th graders playing in a ditch with toy guns and a rain stick. How is that offensive?

[MrDupinmyer]

tell me? do you like discration the marines, your country and yourself? you may have changed the descrription but it changes nothing. this is a request for you to remove your video out of respect for the millions of people that died for the sake of freedom

[KalalProductions]

I'm going to say it one more time: This was made by 7th graders. There is no disgrace meant by this video, it's just poorly made footage re-edited for viewing pleasure. What disgrace are you seeing? All I see is 7th graders playing in a ditch with toy guns and a rain stick. How is that offensive?

[ArcherOut]

OH you people need to get out and get some fresh air to that brain. Did you never play war when you were kids. ahhhhh makes me crazy .

[KalalProductions]

Aaaaaamen!

[tippy4674]

omfg this is retarded

[KalalProductions]

Thanks!

[BUGGTORRES]

lol man great prank

[erikohdrywall]

it sucks dick get a life fuck i hate ur freinds they probaly make out with eachother

[KalalProductions]

You sound very intelligent. Complete sentences, proper grammar and spelling... Did you go to Harvard or Yale?

[Shotgun751]

Waz up erik man its me shane.Plz subscribe. XD

[greencheese19]

acually the british and the canadians/americans where fighting the japanese imperial army and the russians where the ones who fought the axis (the germans)

[helikos1]

this is a disgrace show repect for the millions of British and American solider who lay down there for freedom to stop the evil facist axis so u can be free and not speak german. i also want to say thanks to the russian soldiers of WWII to fought against facism

[KalalProductions]

Since you (and several others) had such a hard time understanding the video description I had before--which sarcastically labeled this video as real, but then stated that it was filmed in the year 2000 in Colorado by 7th graders--I decided to update the description and add "(read description before viewing).

Hopefully you change your mind about the video when you realize it was filmed by 7TH GRADERS, 'cause you obviously know more about the history of the world than 13 year olds. Thank you.

[Shotgun751]

What abut canda.We fought at: Dunkirk,Dieppe,El almien, Juno beach,The pacificand a ton of other places.We were there too.

[KalalProductions]

You realize you're yelling at 7th graders from 9 years ago, right? Or did you forget to read the description?

[SnydlerReviews]

Oh. HEHE, Whoops

[Baller12556]

im pretty sure five year olds didnt fight in ww2

[zuestheman105]

that was the dumpest shit iv ever seen u make me lol at ur failure

[Stalm2]

that was dumb

[LEIGHFACE]

YOU SICK FUCK.

[drumsordie]

this is bull shit

[johnsholz14]

Because when you look through the fucking clips, it hardly gives a damn description. You're disgraces to all of those who sacrificed their lives in past American wars. You should be ashamed of yourselves.

[adsmith]

I literally wanted you all to die after about 15 seconds of watching this

[KalalProductions]

Well, if you watched a little longer, we all do! Well, except for little Johnny, but he didn't do much anyway. It sounds to me like you're really good at predicting the outcome of historical events!

[hattie1111]

I agree, he must be pyshic.

[jamesklosowski]

You son of a  bitch.That is disrespectful my grandpa was in ww2

[KalalProductions]

So was mine! I see nothing disrespectful about it, though. It was a school project filmed by 7th graders 9 years ago that never got turned in because it sucked. Then I re-edited it and wrote a sarcastic video description that I'm sure you never read.

Plus, I'm sure "classified" video wouldn't make its way to YouTube. You're better off finding what you need on the History Channel.

One more thing: Godsmack didn't exist in the '40s. They weren't even born.

[hattie1111]

You saying it is disrespectful is disrespectful.

Let's just stop having history projects that teach us a little about the American sacrifice, just so we don't disrespect your grandpa

[Joshdog40]

dude thats not even cool u little assholes

[KalalProductions]

How can you be cool when you're so hot?

[hattie1111]

Loosen up a little, did you notice the SLAMing editing to make it look vintage. Very artistic...and cool.

[johnsholz14]

that was fucking stupid as shit

[KalalProductions]

Thanks man, I'm glad you enjoyed it!

[hattie1111]

Then why did you watch it?

[lwg192]

It would have been a good idea to let people know who are looking for WWII footage that this is Satire and not really WWII combat footage.

[KalalProductions]

In my video description, it says:

"Oh yeah, and did you know that Hitler wore jeans and Reebok shoes? I never realized that before...

Filmed in mid-2000 in Loveland, Colorado."

Not to mention that "Classified" footage probably isn't going to make its way to YouTube. This was a class project that never got turned in because it sucked. Thanks for watching, though!

[Johnny89Applez]

Yes all very good but Hitler wasn't a short pudgy kid

[KalalProductions]

You're right, he wasn't a short pudgy kid. He was a skin-and-bones seventh grader with jeans, Reebok shoes and a drawn-on mustache. Thanks for watching!

[chacha9]

i can't decide which one of you was cutest...

[KalalProductions]

Haha! Would it make you feel weird to say that the guy who played Hitler was the cutest? I'm sure some sort of government organization would have to hunt you down! Haha!

Thanks for watching!

[mariohead]

Holy shit, man. This was pretty messed up for us only being in the 7th grade. We are true badasses.