YO MOMMA JOKES 4

[GamingCodeBlue]

Yo mommas so stupid she broke into jail

[mcoram01]

Yo momma so dumb she bote tickits to xbox live

[nitroshacker]

Yor moons is so hairy even Bigfoot is jealous of her

[nitroshacker]

Yo momma is so ugly not even goldfish crackers smile back

[houseasian]

@jojohuck101 rasist BITCH

[0523mason]

yo momma is so dum she poot a battery up her bott and said i got the pawer

[MrNicelist]

Yo mammas so fat when she go's in an elevator and presses up, she go's down!

[mrjoshoh18]

ur mamas so fat she need longatude and latatude lines to fin her butt hole

[mrjoshoh18]

ur mamas like a brick flat on both sides and gets layed by idians

[Darklord2738]

Yo momma so ghetto when she breast feeds kool aid comes out

[BigJoeBeefcake]

Your momma so stuiped when she went sky diving she had to ask for directions to get down.

[bratley2008]

yo mama so dumb, she sat on tha tv and watched the couch

[spacedeserter]

Yo mama so fat, her worst nightmare is NO MORE TWINKIES

[crazymonkeymw2]

your momma is so stupid, she told you a your momma joke and laughed

[SuperPokemon9000]

Your moma's so fat that when she went into the ladies room the floor was gone

[Brownie21ize]

your momma is so fat when she sat on the ipod she turned it into the ipad! :)

[spacedeserter]

@Brownie21ize Nice one. :3

[binbin3055]

yo momma is so stupid when she got loked in tesco she starved to death lol

[Sunfiree77]

Yo mamma is like a shotgun, 2 cocks and shes loaded!

[FluttershyRocks]

Yo mama so dumb, she slept on the floor when she got locked in a mattress store.

[monroemisfits]

nice monroe reference a-hole ):- lol

ill giv u the best yo mama fat joke to date

wen ur mom gets weighed the scale be lookin like fone numbers ----- (Wiz Kalifa reference)

[lovepoison102]

@dgcolombian That's nasty.

[Don500]

Yo momma's so stupid, she made an appointment to see Dr. Pepper!

Yo momma's so fat, that at the beach she lays next to everybody.

Yo momma's so old, her social security number is 1!

[WhiteAngelLovesEarth]

yo momma's so drunk she confused you with her neighbor's kid,and he's BLACK

yo momma's so tiny,she's using a dice as chair

(yo momma's so awesome that you can't make 'yo momma's jokes' so you're using others jokes..xD this is a truth -.-)

and how do you know how King Kong's ass smells like?! XDDDD unless you've found out personally.. ._.

[sinister910]

@WhiteAngelLovesEarth he smelled yo momma to find out how king kongs ass smellz like XD

[Jayreid6282]

yo momma so old she ow jesus money

[scorser]

yo mom's so fat that she floats on a shipwreck without a life jacket.

[tee14sigh]

your mamma so fat...

[chichises]

Yo momma so ugly, Michael Jackson looked at her and said OW!

[Bulldog1497]

yo mama is so fat, she went in her car, her tires went flat.

[Poparatzzii]

i like that tattoo



[dgcolombian]

yo mama is so ugly she went to a ugly contest and the judges said, sorry no professionals

[dgcolombian]

yo mama has to stop wearing so much lipstick, i already have a rainbow on my dick

[dgcolombian]

Yo mama is so ugly, when she was little her mom had to be drunk to be able to breast feed her

[jojohuck101]

yo momma's so skinny she has to run around the shower to get wet

yo momma's so skinny she can fit through a CHEERIO!!!!!

[polly10022]

@jojohuck101 the first one was soooo funny!

[jojohuck101]

your momma is so ugly when she was born the doctor smacked the wrong end

yo momma is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck

yo momma is so stupid she puts lipstick on her to make-up her mind

yo momma is so black she was marked absent in night school

yo daddy is so stupid it takes him 2 days to get hard

yo momma is so stupid she married yo daddy

[picantesworld77]

LOLMAO. Yo Danny your a trip dude.

[jamespooh2]

yo momma so stupid, she tried to put m&ms in alphabetical order

why did it work?

"umm...does the E go before the M, the 3, or the W?"

[soccasta5]

Yo momma is so poor. when i saw her kicking a can down the st. and i asked her what she was doing. she said "Moving"

[TheDapperdan75]

I thought I was going to see Diamond Foxx in this video because she was in the thumbnail :(

Props for good thumbnail design. (:

[MrFoofy]

Yomamas so greasy she sweats bbq sauce

[kingofchaos666]

Yo Momma so fat that all the buses took her to go back home

[Pgorodetskiy]

Yo momma is so fat when jesus said let their be light, he asked her to move.

[snappingturtlesunite]

"Hehe. Manstration" XD

"I don't see any fucking chili!: :PPPP

[Teir1Delta]

Yo momma so greasy she used bacon for band-aids

[Silverdolar18]

Yo momma's so fat, she finished the endless salad bar.

[EdeLovesGerrard]

"i don't see any fucking chilli"

LMFAOO

[lobsidedballs]

your moma is so fat that she's got her own gravitational pull towards other planets

[lazydemon210]

your mama is so stupid when i said drinks are on the house she got a ladder.

your mom's so fat she broke the stair way to heaven

[mrslaralopez1]

Your mama's feet aree soo crusty that when she walkks on wooden floor it sounds like she's tap dancing ! xD

[MsSupernaturalfreak1]

hahahaha love them :P ---  Sent From dannycraps's AppRats (Facebook App)!

[redixHD1]

I DONT SEE ANY FUCKIN' CHILLI

:))))))

[TheEpicDarien98]

Your mama is so fat. When she sits around the house. She sits AROUND the house!!!

[TheNewMetFan]

your mom's so stupid, she lost the W in M&M's

[PatShorttHeroNo1]

yo mammas so dumb she sat on the television and watched the couch!!!

yo mamas so fat when she wears an iluminous jacket everyone yells TAXI!

[timmyromines]

To momma is so stupid she stares at a carton of orange juice cuz it says concentrate. Yo momma is so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch. Yo momma is so fat she run after a bus filled with white kids yelling "catch that Twinkie!". Yo momma teeth so yellow even that sun has to wear shades. Yo momma ass so hairy it looks like don king is gonna pop out "I'm in America"

[Eddrickthepokefan]

your mum is so stupid, she thinks chlamydia is a flower

[xXJGP04Xx]

I have the same dishes at my house

[jx454es]

Your momma's so fat she uses cheat codes on the Wii Fit

[MrVince455]

@jx454es dick head be original ;)

[shineyK9]

your mom is so fat she could eat the internet

[annoyingerrick]

your mama is so small when she wheres brown every one says hey look at that piece of shit

[Redfox198525]

yo mama is so poor when I went over to your house she screams supper's ready and we go in the kitchen and your mom's on table with her legs spread open saying coming get it.

[zoey2367]

btw we Jamaicans new word is pu$ $y

[zoey2367]

yo momma's so fat when she went to the cinema they thought she was the screen

[TabbiCat101]

yo mamas so fat when she jumped into the ocean she caused Japa's earthquake and tsunami.

[aaimp]

Your mom is so fat, when her cellphone rings, people think its a truck backing up.

[titosgranillo]

hahaha i put one of those jokes up on their :)

[aaronzack14]

and you baby is a bilf

[HaseoXaron]

Hey why don't you make "I am Jokes"

[matt9706]

press 5 haha

[petiiman]

yo mama so bald when she wears a turtleneck she looks like a broken condom

[hogajosh]

Your mom's so fat that when she jumps up for joy she gets stuck!

[chukfunk]

ya mommas pussy looks like a trumpet full of spaghetti!

[chukfunk]

yo mommas nuts and her feet stink

[chukfunk]

yo stupid fat momma only got two fingers left and one right

[chukfunk]

yo mommas so fat, she took a shit while swimming at the beach and 50 people spent the rest of the day trying to save it

[chukfunk]

yo mommas so stupid, she encouraged you to make this video.

[bensons999]

With the "bowling ball" comment- you missed the part where she get's flung down an ally after she's been fingered!

Ahhh, Momma jokes.

:)

[FWGE37]

Yo Mama Is Like A Brick!

She Dirty

She Flat On Both Sides

AND She Always Get Laid My Mexicans

Oooooooooooooooh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!

[airforcepilot1234]

yo mama so stupid she locked herself in a motorcycle

[curious36us]

hat on backwards...check

lives at home but has money for unorginal tats...check

douchebag...check

[Simo2009BORO]

Yo mamma so fat she got stuck in the grand canyon!!

[frank13172]

yo mama is like her chiken... she smell like fish

[hokurobinson]

Coolios!

[ikesuder]

Yo mamas so fat she's to big for this joke

[CaliKate2011]

Your mama is so fat, that when she sat on the bible, Moses screamed, "LET MY PEOPLE GO!"

[SlimRoethlisbergerX]

if she dumped you for that, then she wasn't really interested

[IVIrBeastmodez]

your moms like a racetrack, everyone is burning rubber

[Lugo428]

Your mama so fat that when NASA lauched her into space she got stuck.

[ndsbrennan123]

fuck you

[Sukshun]

Yo mama's like an egg, she gets laid

[Lugo428]

@Sukshun THAT DESERVES AT THUMBS UP!

[slymmyslash]

yo mama is so fat when she fell in the ocean, the whale said we are family even no ur bigger than me

[slymmyslash]

yo mama is so ugly when she went into a hanted house, she came out with a job

[66namz]

Yo mamas like a doorknob everybodys had a turn.

[grex209minecraft]

@diajobo XD

[diajobo]

Your momma's so stupid that she got hit by a parked car

[Roxydawg1]

i luv yo vids haha so funna and did u add me or did youtube did ????

[TheCrazyTom]

Your momma's so fat that she's got her own gravitational pull.

[ThePokemaniac123]

Your momma is so dumb, she sat on the T,V And watched the couch

[Doritos513]

nice, funny video.

but NOT when your gilfriend' s momma is like that.

Don 't ask your self why you 've been doubt.

:))))

[ichbinvitokufrin]

lolzzz

[hokurobinson]

OMG!!! AND I TOLD MY FRIEND TO WATCH THIS!?!

[jayroo10]

what a douche bag..

[musiicfreakxx]

i only know german yo momma jokes <_<

[SuperTwon29]

chuck norris joke: one guy had sex with 9000 women, chuck norris calls it a slow tuesday.

when chuck norris has sex with men he's not gay, he just ran out of women.

chuck norris can eat 100 hotdogs in 20 minutes, the first 18 he spend doing the waitress who brought him the hotdogs

chuck norris doesnt hunt because hunting implies failure, chuck norris goes killing

[youlex0]

@boscoe1tymm, I'm not, I'm 150 pounds, but I'm also 5'8

[HayleyMichaela2219]

You're mom is so stupid, she tries to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

You're mom is so fat, she has to use the interstate for a slip-N-slide

[FoolsPower]

@HayleyMichaela2219 Your*

[HayleyMichaela2219]

@FoolsPower oooh someone's cool. Is that what u do? Correct spelling on youtube? Man you're really living the life.

[FoolsPower]

@HayleyMichaela2219 Yep. I make a living out of correcting people that don't know basic grammar.

[TheDapperdan75]

@FoolsPower Too bad nobody cares

[tiggles321]

nice tattoo



[riotofdablood]

your mom is so stupid that she is so fat that she is so ugly that the mirror refuses to reflect her image.

[saria6742]

Yo momma's so fat, she sat on the iPod and made the iPad

[mandymonkey99]

yo mommas so fat when she sat on a 5 doller bill, abraham lincoln popped out and said oh say can u see, get ur fat ass off of mee.

[Canspecful]

FAG!

[23jriver]

jajaja..nice

[joshpacktube]

yo mama is so ugly when she takes a shower the water jumps out and says you first

[SuperAmbergold]

Your Mum so fat when she sits on the toilet it says ABCDEFG get your fat ass off of me!

[SuperAmbergold]

your mum is so fat when she steps on the scales it says "I don't weigh the titanic"

[Hollowedkyuubi]

your momma so fat that when she steps on a scale it says "to be continued"

your momma so fat that when she walked past the TV 2 movies went by! XD

[spicespicet]

yo ma is like a hardware store; only ten cents a screw !!

[smelmapitssuckas]

yo mama is so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit

[Ricardo251996]

I liked that Dave chappelle joke

[MrAwesomeSexyMan]

Why is this in my sub box

[XguiltyxASxsinX]

your mom

[jjjjj12345678901]

Your mom so dumd she put a quarter in each ear and thought she was listening to 50 cent

Your mom so fat my dog bit her and died of high cholesterol.

Your mom is so dumd so thought call of duty was taking a shit.

Made that last one up >_>

[potsmokerHD]

@jjjjj12345678901 wow dat last joke sucks dick bro

[shineyK9]

yo momma so old that when she gives breast milk it comes out powdered

[tonster1231]

yo mama so fat her blood type is gravy

[katelynandharriet1]

yo mama is so fat when she steps on the scale it says one at a time please.

yo mama is so fat it takes two trains and a bus just to get on her good side.

[drippinblood28]

hahaha

[kidkama]

just thought some up...

yo mama is sooo fat and dumb... she told you to help the doctor find her asshole using your family car's GPS. The GPS said "Uh Uh! Hell NO! Fuck that I AINT GOIN' THERE! Get out and catch a train!"

yo mama is sooo fat, dumb and bug-crapped nasty... three brothers, their dad and a couple of OLD friends got lost in there trying to conceive you. And because you take after her, Imma help you out, Luke Skankwalker... "ONE OF THEM IS YO FATHER!".

[powersmalik]

@kidkama lame

[wicket265]

why is it called this when you dont even say it?

[LcStylee]

ah man it sux you got dumped haha, it was funny tough

[QueenDyCe]

... did you really get dumped for saying that?

[NRGWAG]

Yo mama so fat, Osama Bin Laden spent 2004-2008 hiding in the rolls of her gunt.

[Shmust]

yo mama is so fat, she looks like you!

[soccasta5]

Yo mama is so fat, that she's... FAT!

[juarez3ugr]

why was i your friend for???????????Fail

[IPutTheUKInUKE]

Yo mama so fat.. the last time she saw 90210 was before she broke the scale.

[powersmalik]

yo momma so ugly when Burglars come in the house they tell her to put a Mask on...

[Gamer67ification]

yo momma is so ugly she scared the shit out of the toilet......



[jdog1425]

what ever happened to the green screen

[Solo3456]

yo momma so tall she did a front flip over Jesus.

[warewolf117]

you suck -.-

[eraldin12]

HAHAHAHAHA Your momma smells like king kongs asshole xDDDDDD

[Tina987star]

Yo mama so dum she tried to climed moutin dewwwwww

Its a fucking beverage

[3misfitmonkeys]

@Tina987star no really i would have never figured that one out.....obvious much

[afleitikh3]

yo mama is so fat, that she wears hefty bags for a dress, hey its got the stretchy power just in case that extra pound apears outta nowhere!

[HaloReachOnTheBeach7]

haha



[youlex0]

my nipples can touch, but its because my boobs are so big, 36DD Bitches!

:D

[Roonerish]

@youlex0 damn.

[boscoe1tymm]

@youlex0 doesnt count if your fat

[NadesNBlades]

@youlex0 PROVE IT!

[CSTMin21]

@youlex0 oh yeah can we all see?

[HaseoXaron]

@youlex0 I'M NOT YOUR BITCH WATCH YOUR WORDS DUDE !!!

[CammyWho10]

@youlex0 : D

[rc500kid1]

@youlex0 no, you dont.

[arktheball]

@youlex0 are you a fat guy?

[datejebam]

Ur a fuckin fag

[klostroi]

@datejebam

LOl, u should get a bit humor dude..

because hes crazy its funny!

[Phnomey]

Lol what the duck did I just watch?^^

[waxxsniperace100]

hahahahaha this is so funny.... thx for posting

[lbbknight5]

ur mam is so fat she needs a ocean for her cloth washing