Alone, an ass, alone. A pair of buttocks, perfected, pock less. No slaps of glad palms over my lone fat flesh. No blood clasping vows. No ballad of sacrifice at the god buns altar at the peak of my muscular flesh pedestals. It can only be praised in the space above speech or thought. So, do me a favor. Don’t strain. No voices should go out for me. I know what I have, alone. A spectacular ass, alone. – Musov Shoko
Off topic- they should make a short called "Quall GIrl: From James to Jane", starring James Quall. It'd be a a TLC or Discovery Health-style "reality special" about James Quall getting a sex change.
its more funny when there fat cuz tim is so funny when he acts rediculous and somtimes hes funny cuz o the way he looks but cuz hes skinny hes kinda hot and that makes it less funny. ther still funny tho
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They made a statement on commentary where Tim said "Ew" to himself being fat. And claimed how Hollywood plumped them up so much with a diet of Soda and chocolate.
Tim and Eric were taken to an alternate dimension as children and mindfarked continously by Dr. Seuss and Winston Churchill. They endured there for 5 years but the timeslip made it seem they weren't gone at all when they returned.
what is that commercial with the kid who looks like he is beaten sings "Santa claus is on his way" and that dude is dressed up as santa, yet they end up throwing up. I recall a commercial like that once.
this was back when they were totally making fun of cable access shows, they tried that for awesome show, and they still do but its much more trippy hahaha
@sheepbeepbeep Probably 2005, because the video was added in the summer of 2006. This was probably a 2005 Christmas special, or something of the sort.
@ballersack HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA YOU JUST TOOK THE WORDS OUT OF MY MOUTH..... NOW GIVE THEM BACK BEFORE I KILL YOUR PARENTS AND MAKE STEW FOR MY PONIES... ( : GREAT JOB
She wondered how his hands would feel against her skin...the bare-chested renegade warrior held her breathless against him with one powerful hand at the small of her back, and with his other hand, gently caressed her lips, her neck, her heaving breasts, and with a gentle brush of his fingertips over her aching nipple set off and explosion of uncontrollable passion...A rasping cough from a sixtyish woman standing next to her wearing a lime green pants suit dissipated her daydream.
you forgot reverse dildos guy...
Gentlemenhugs 1 month ago
lol
JennySpooks 1 month ago
awww Tim used to be a looker!
rantymcrave 1 month ago
Merry Chrimbus
Electronitron 1 month ago
They are so amazing in every fucking way.
MrsSmithWayStump 3 months ago
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Alone, an ass, alone. A pair of buttocks, perfected, pock less. No slaps of glad palms over my lone fat flesh. No blood clasping vows. No ballad of sacrifice at the god buns altar at the peak of my muscular flesh pedestals. It can only be praised in the space above speech or thought. So, do me a favor. Don’t strain. No voices should go out for me. I know what I have, alone. A spectacular ass, alone. – Musov Shoko
musov 3 months ago
Off topic- they should make a short called "Quall GIrl: From James to Jane", starring James Quall. It'd be a a TLC or Discovery Health-style "reality special" about James Quall getting a sex change.
SEHANO 3 months ago 3
tim's still hot, smh
TheConradish 4 months ago
@TheConradish serious, ide still tap it
xxpoisenandkissesxx 3 months ago
its more funny when there fat cuz tim is so funny when he acts rediculous and somtimes hes funny cuz o the way he looks but cuz hes skinny hes kinda hot and that makes it less funny. ther still funny tho
rachxandxkate558 5 months ago
@rachxandxkate558 i dont think there "fat" maybe just liek big boned.
booboowilson10101 5 months ago in playlist tim & eric
@booboowilson10101 there chubby. have you seen tim with his shirt off? hes jiggly.
rachxandxkate558 4 months ago
@rachxandxkate558 i guess so...
booboowilson10101 4 months ago
tim was hot?
XxXxOoOoOxXxX 5 months ago 2
Tim was hawttttt!
Anjiichan1 8 months ago 3
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musov 8 months ago 4
they got fat
mynameizdaniel 9 months ago
@mynameizdaniel ha ha I think they look better fat.
crank2voltagePC 7 months ago 3
1:07 SHIT JUST GOT SERIOUS
cubehead978 10 months ago 5
Their college days most likely.
They made a statement on commentary where Tim said "Ew" to himself being fat. And claimed how Hollywood plumped them up so much with a diet of Soda and chocolate.
I love them plump.
Lunasakuramoon 10 months ago 5
I like them fatter.
LeMinz88 11 months ago 11
Tim and Eric were taken to an alternate dimension as children and mindfarked continously by Dr. Seuss and Winston Churchill. They endured there for 5 years but the timeslip made it seem they weren't gone at all when they returned.
jmorgan87 11 months ago
If someone finds the background music you must tell me!!!!
booboowilson10101 11 months ago
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booboowilson10101 11 months ago
Man, Tim was a dead ringer for Topher Grace.
basskick10 1 year ago
@basskick10 Season 4 episode 1 is your friend.
Seedr0 10 months ago
@Seedr0 The one where they're snowed in?
basskick10 10 months ago
this was made in 2009
ElectricalNoises 1 year ago
@ElectricalNoises -- Yeah, then they got in their Delorean and posted it in 2006. It's pretty obvious that's what happened.
cynopt 1 year ago
@cynopt Whats a Delo-rean?!
ElectricalNoises 1 year ago
@ElectricalNoises i dont see how since the upload date is 2006 xp
kobimzr 1 year ago
TINY HATS
kett420 1 year ago
Tim looks related to Paul from Interpol.
NeuroticCorpse 1 year ago
I wish I could travel back in time and have a three-month love affair with young Tim.
DoubleDrench 1 year ago 7
PLEASE HAVE LOTS OF BABIES AND POPPULATE THE PLANET.... THE WORLD WOULD BE A BETTER PLACE
simplegrl11589 1 year ago
i kind of want to bang tim..
heystaish 1 year ago
God, Tim was such a fox. What happened? :(
cosmosanddemos 1 year ago
They were human once.
gnortznitz 1 year ago 6
They're so young and pretty.... haha.
SEHANO 1 year ago
I wonder if this is how they came up with "This is a list of the things I like".
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PopAndWally 1 year ago
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more money more food!
PhaboiakaDaartist 1 year ago
wat year was that?!
TheMegapwnage666 1 year ago
tummies and trinkets!
salvucci91 1 year ago
I love Tim and Erics ability to make anything look like a shit 80's TV show
SpamSpu 1 year ago 4
They complete me. I can't hear what they're saying too well. Lyrics?
Cenobite3 1 year ago
What about the purple ants on the ping pong table
xxxsavedslavexxx 1 year ago
what is that commercial with the kid who looks like he is beaten sings "Santa claus is on his way" and that dude is dressed up as santa, yet they end up throwing up. I recall a commercial like that once.
DrClay999 1 year ago
@DrClay999 It's Casey Tatum & his Brother on Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great job
GravityRides 1 year ago
I'm pretty sure eric says "bongs" at 1:25
they're my favourite ever.
mandapannts 1 year ago
@mandapannts so am I
LerakKcirtapEimaj 1 year ago
i can sing that through my butthole
LilSteeyKid 1 year ago
@LilSteeyKid Makes sense.... everything else you've ever said came from there.
superscatboy 1 year ago
Wow, Eric looked fantastic!
SonicAdolescent 1 year ago
@SonicAdolescent Sorry, I just noticed a small typo. I think you meant "Eric LOOKS fantastic." Cuz he does. Always. ;)
TheLadyAnachronism 1 year ago
@TheLadyAnachronism So true... Eric is indeed a babe still :]
SonicAdolescent 1 year ago
wth was this before the show tim and eric? cuz they look young!
funnygirldakotah 1 year ago
hahaha yeah they rock!!
TheKilik101 1 year ago
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so, these are two gay guys that cater to in the closet homosexuals?
Kahndawg 1 year ago
@Kahndawg Wait, wait, wait. You just came up with the sexual reference to a completely non-sexual video. So... WHO is closeted? : /
tarantulady 1 year ago 2
@Kahndawg And you probably find humor in Comdey Central and Family Guy fart jokes.
SkaPow138 1 year ago
When is this from exactley? 1990's?
pastorrtom 1 year ago
Similar to "this is a list of the things I like" song they did.
BadWaters 1 year ago
this song has been on my head for days now
deidarajunior1508 1 year ago
ahhhh i love it!
twas so lame that it was tasty
LLLeeeeeeeee 1 year ago
My friend and I made a "These are a few of the evilest things" song in middle school. But this is much funnier!
1bears1suck1 1 year ago
yikes, tim used to be hot.
kathlacy 1 year ago
driving in circle's and cats without taiils.
hip2beesquare 1 year ago
this was back when they were totally making fun of cable access shows, they tried that for awesome show, and they still do but its much more trippy hahaha
poopsmash18 1 year ago
the phrase "fat with success" has traction here.
BrucknerMotet 1 year ago 5
Why do they like wearing red so much?
CaptainDebauchery 1 year ago
They look so young in this- when was this made?
CaptainDebauchery 1 year ago
fukin Nazi
bloodshotXS2 1 year ago
fukin jews
cocksprayonme 1 year ago
when was this made?
SEHANO 1 year ago
*noms on eric's side burns.* He's never gonna get rid of those.
xNikkaX3 1 year ago
2:01
WTF that doesn't even look like him!!!
masterpiraka 1 year ago
Dang. They look really young in this, especially Tim. What year is it from?
sheepbeepbeep 1 year ago
@sheepbeepbeep Probably 2005, because the video was added in the summer of 2006. This was probably a 2005 Christmas special, or something of the sort.
ATMProductionZ1 1 year ago
I think this went on to be the sketch 'List I like'
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gambit133 2 years ago
Eric is da boss i dont like tim also its awesome the stars they get on the show
nelsondaboss 2 years ago 3
AHH tim is sooo adorable here!! and Eric looks dashing as well :)
ilanalovesorcas 2 years ago 9
Eric is so cute, jfc!!!!
NostalgiaUKBedeviled 2 years ago 5
How old is this video? They look young as hell
MurryScurry 2 years ago 44
@MurryScurry it's from the future
despisedicon117 1 year ago
@MurryScurry
OLD ENOUGH TO FUCK
ballersack 1 year ago 6
@ballersack Good enough for a poke.
Papercleps 1 year ago 2
@ballersack HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA YOU JUST TOOK THE WORDS OUT OF MY MOUTH..... NOW GIVE THEM BACK BEFORE I KILL YOUR PARENTS AND MAKE STEW FOR MY PONIES... ( : GREAT JOB
simplegrl11589 1 year ago
@MurryScurry 2006
bmanc2000 11 months ago
@MurryScurry But I love that they put on weight pretty much for their show.
beaverB0B 11 months ago
Tim looks like Topher Grace in this vid. Odd.
Paulywhore 2 years ago
They look much younger or er.... thinner.
Jinto117 2 years ago 6
they were so skinny back then D:
FrenchNuggins 2 years ago 91
@FrenchNuggins geez, good point! I just watched the Absolut Vodka short films with them and Zach... Tim's legs were like tree trunks (!)
simonjeste 2 years ago
@FrenchNuggins HAHAHA I KNOW!
JayJayCAH 1 year ago
@FrenchNuggins
Yea, Tim got hella fat.
dEdGrimley 1 year ago
@FrenchNuggins For some reason them being fatter adds to the comedic value.
PensiveIntent 1 year ago
@FrenchNuggins I was thinking that exact thing! haha
TheChadddddddddd 1 year ago
@FrenchNuggins they've gotten fat with comedic power
S4MBONE 1 year ago 19
@FrenchNuggins they were starving artists back then... but like S4mboe said.....fat = power
PieceofMindmusic 1 year ago
@FrenchNuggins
Sometimes I wonder if a part of the reason they both put on some weight is because they look so hilarious.
Zackmo92 1 year ago 6
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@FrenchNuggins
Sometimes I wonder if they purposely put on the weight because they look hilarious.
Zackmo92 1 year ago
@FrenchNuggins they get funnier as they get fatter though.
AWSH17 1 year ago 3
@FrenchNuggins stay away from corn syrup!
DoomerDad 3 months ago
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I herd eric raped tim in high school
VERYsuccessfulTROLL 2 years ago
fail, please remove "Very" from your name.
Taipans 2 years ago 2
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trolled newfag
VERYsuccessfulTROLL 2 years ago
*shrug* Do you like fish sticks?
Taipans 2 years ago 2
GTFO
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girgle5 2 years ago
Oh 4chan just breeds the funniest most original trolls ever, doesn't it
DaaanceYouLoser 2 years ago
i fucked em both so its irrellivant
TotalKaosE 2 years ago
esssspogeeetttahhh??? Ya Blew It...
SgtMovieMaker 2 years ago 5
ya blew it.
frogzila 2 years ago 2
ya blew it.
NJHCJerry 2 years ago
buen trabajo!
Sojixx 2 years ago
great job!
Sojixx 2 years ago
lol those huge bows look retarded
SnorklinWithCudas 2 years ago
wow
i love those guys
MickeyLWalker 2 years ago
great job
RabidCuj0 2 years ago 4
oh man this is like a total precussor for the show!
DBARNZY805 2 years ago
It's weird seeing Tim in men's clothes.
TwigDjango 2 years ago 2
No it's weird seeing Tim with a micro-mullet and eric without the multiple chins.
Haha, I mean that in a good way. Love these guys.
punkiiskunkii 2 years ago 6
exactly what i was thinking! hahaha! ^5
jbjno1 2 years ago
they look so young
Teim36 2 years ago 7
Oh how I wish a "Tim and Eric Awesome Christmas, great Special!" existed. Christmas 2009 please :)
TimeChristis 2 years ago 5
oh man, that really sounds like it should exist
wetmanispwnt 2 years ago
D is from Delaware and has a short Dad
eruption257 2 years ago
Tummies and trinkets and soft stinky cats
Dburnage 2 years ago 2
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nvalidscreename 2 years ago
seems like so long ago.
Dopeness2395 2 years ago
tim looks like William Defoe
reptyler123 2 years ago 2
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they gained weight...
still a mega tim and eric fan though.
Samablama 2 years ago
Why would that have any effect on whether or not you are a fan?
desalora 2 years ago
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they are fucking ugly, who likes ugly ppl? Where are YOU from, New England?
p228man 2 years ago
they are one of the funniest people. and being how they look like makes them even funnier.
suck it!
xXCrayonEater117Xx 2 years ago
The weight just makes it funnier though somehow
Bush611 2 years ago
LORD they were thin!
Detaliah 2 years ago 3
lmao
miltontakesmymoney 2 years ago
omg tim and eric are totally adorable!!!!
-XOXO <3
Spoolzz 2 years ago 4
small tiny hats? that sounds familiar
andrew11235 2 years ago 7
Look at them! They're just babes in arms at this point.
ALSmithey 2 years ago 5
these guys are fucking funny
westell4 2 years ago 6
wow, they're so young and thinnish
BTThrash 2 years ago 2
omg tim and eric are totally adorable!!!!
-XOXO <3
GiGiKitty311 2 years ago 12
omg you and your mother are totally adorable!!!!
-XOXO <3 69
DabelonX 2 years ago
omg are totally adorable!!!
-XOXO <3 96
jarretweber 2 years ago
hell yeah! Tim & Eric ROCK!
vampcannibal 2 years ago 3
Tim and Eric are brilliant. 'Nuff said.
RickIsNotAFag 2 years ago 25
They must have been in their late teens or early to mid-twenties when they made this. They look so young.
lebbo88 2 years ago 4
man this is old lol
TrollerJ 2 years ago
this is fuckin insane i could never make myself look this corny
alienmode 2 years ago
I guess I'm not the only one who thinks Tim looks hot in this video.
lebbo88 2 years ago 11
He always makes my panties wet!
silviafarfallina 2 years ago 9
I always make your panties wet!
DabelonX 2 years ago
they look really stoned.
milleralive 2 years ago
tim is down right sexy.
SoChaii 2 years ago 8
I agree with you ladies' comments down there...Tim is actually quite handsome. Eric....Well, he's cute. LOL
TheGoddessArroyo 2 years ago 2
oh my how old is this??
starrychica82 2 years ago
Richard Dunn will cut you.
SusanoTengu 2 years ago 3
don't talk shit about DickDunn
metalgirl2 2 years ago
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She wondered how his hands would feel against her skin...the bare-chested renegade warrior held her breathless against him with one powerful hand at the small of her back, and with his other hand, gently caressed her lips, her neck, her heaving breasts, and with a gentle brush of his fingertips over her aching nipple set off and explosion of uncontrollable passion...A rasping cough from a sixtyish woman standing next to her wearing a lime green pants suit dissipated her daydream.
coolhandluke2401 2 years ago
super young tim and eric :)
malissabutt 2 years ago 7
Great Job!!
Joebo3 2 years ago 5
I like to pork?
ill take you out to a fancy dinner.
..then maybe afterwards..
HERES A LIST OF THE THINGS I LIKE!
jelloknight 2 years ago 4
tim is sooooo cute.
still is =D
heyyyitskayyy 2 years ago 13
I second that
metalgirl2 2 years ago
he's just so sexy. haha.
i'm glad somebody else agrees =)
eric isn't bad either.
heyyyitskayyy 2 years ago
wow are you me? lol
metalgirl2 2 years ago
am i you?
haha no i don't believe so...
heyyyitskayyy 2 years ago
We are all of one mind.
sweethenrietta 2 years ago
Pork Pork Pork Pork...Pork in my pool
Pork Pork Pork Pork...Pork in my house
msalz32 2 years ago 4
Tim looks so young!
wtfanman60 2 years ago 3
I want to meet that dad.
Jed05 2 years ago 13
ABSO...........LUTELY!
thingy12345678 2 years ago 5
Their experimental years. This footage must have been shot way before Tom Goes to the Mayor aired.
svenrozeboom 2 years ago
They made this when they were still in college.
Mangina9000 2 years ago 4
*Squallege.
svenrozeboom 2 years ago 7
*Squroillege.
nickstro22 2 years ago