How To Survive Valentine's Day Alone

[NiccelAngel]

Go see an actionmovie to forget all about v-day

[Tatsuyoujo]

Celebrate Val Day with yourself, if it means that much to you. There's nothing wrong with being in love with yourself!

[Crazyryu2]

Forever alone

[bubblesofhell]

step 1: stop bitching ....

[madiwanna]

hahaa! im 14 nd im in online class right now high af watching this cause its funny at the momentxD wow idk why i said my age i just saw all the previouse comment and everyone sayin how old they aree n shit so yeah lol.

[PlastikHaifisch]

I don't celebrate Valentine's day. When I'm older, I WANT to be alone on February the 14th, I could eat all the chocolate I wanted... Or maybe I would just go and study politics, like I do all the time (I'm 13).

[isingfashion]

heh heh buy a half price box of chocolates, amen!

[PTS928]

im 15 and i have a gf im just watching this cuz im bored as hell

[xHYPERCALMx]

@BarlytheDwarf

[Diamonds6Bxxth]

Ah, thanks for making me feel bad, Howcast. :)

[baraka0987]

narrator : you will need...an attitude adjustment.

me : well i think i should go get john cena and ask for an attitude adjustment.

thumbs up too if you want to see john cena

[Adawg4008]

Well I would just get on porn-hub and jack off.

[danie1177]

it feels good to still be a kid and not worry about a single thing about valentines day

[rachaelandelissa]

Fail

[TheSpybabeuc]

i'm always alone :(

[killer8479394]

Oh howcast just rename this video how to be forever alone

[EffOne95]

Holy mother of crap, the guy in the video deserves to be alone. Just look at him! :L

[EffOne95]

*cue Eric Carmen*

[Avenger57100]

I always have righty

[Ironmanissocool]

Throw a party. Invite all single girls if you're a girl. Eat candy.

The end.

[sarasue2u]

step 1: right hand

[TheJackLockhart]

step 1: masturpate

step 2: play video games

step 3: "oh its 2am already"

[SkaterSofa]

HAHAHAHA im 11 what am i doing? hahahah

[PAAbrigedNo2]

@SkaterSofa me 2 lol

[poppytart55]

@SkaterSofa I'm 10. What am I doing O_O ?

[xilent234]

MAN I hate valentines day. It's just an excuse for eating lots of chocolates and flowers (Not eating flowers of course). If the day is for telling someone "I love you", then valentines day should be EVERYDAY!

[xSuLFaTEx]

@xilent234 i eat flowers

[ChanteiMcMaster]

Step One: Be like Barney Stinson

[TheDivadoll18]

@ChanteiMcMaster Lol i was about to say that :P

And that is ture XD

[loveudannybabes]

A) thats kind of offensive ' thats more that the average $85 that women spend' we all know that women love to shop and spend more than anyone B) That guy stayed in playing scrabble only using words that are negative then goes to a spa then cries over a picture then next day goes and buys a box of half price chocolates. I will just have the chocolates and the spa :)

[warmonster86]

step one: stay in bed all day

[videogamenostalgia]

I am never alone as long as my right hand is there...

[leeolionful]

all i need is a box of chocolate, sweatpants, a tank top, and a gallon of ice cream

[MISANTHROPY647]

All you need to do is get under the belief that V day is a complete scam.

If you already have a significant other, just be like "Fuck Feb. 14! I love you everyday!"

[TheRemixHero]

Step 1: Instead of using your money to go to a spa, get some hookers and blow, problem solved.

[riddick0846]

Last valentines day i was single. I laughed at all the idiotic couples trying to be romantic #lol

[cosg9531]

How will I make Valentine's Day special? I'm going to dig up my girlfriend, and just hold her and rock her gently.

[Runies1]

I have none of the things required... what do i do now?

[MitchZer0II]

Step one: put something in your ass

[kotkaable]

i feel like this guy all of the time

[ndawg2002]

this did not help me :(

[MaxCinema10]

Wow the Howcast will give it to you straight forward. If you're alone on valentines day, go get wasted.

[lcrusaderl8814]

I have a game plan. Dota

[MamahhSkitsoee]

FOREVER ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE ! :'DDDD

[TheVilniusNews]

You Will Need:

1. Attitude Adjustment wait lmao need to be John Cena?

[aeriana789]

i broke up with my boyfriend on valentines day:)

[thegambitking]

Whoa! I *FINALLY* gave in and made a "Google Account" (I know, I shouldn't have caved)... and then I have the highest-rated comment here? WHAT?

[TheTeddyGarfield]

Attitude Adjustment? Quick, call John Cena :D

[gbboi]

forever alone!

[wickedv2]

Audience:

Female 13-17

Male 45-54

Male  35-44

[skatepandaXD]

Forever Alone :,(

[nitrodiceman]

Will you be my valentine :)?

[BarlytheDwarf]

Step one: Find a good videogame

Step two: Notice its 3:00 AM

Step three: Be happy valentines day went by so fast

[paularawrs]

@BarlytheDwarf Hell yes.

[Omeegia]

foreveralone

[Natsugami45]

i think this teaches a guy how to be a anti love asshole i mean seriously!

[Blackandwhiterain100]

Nobody likes me....

[nrevelations777]

@Blackandwhiterain100

I like you.

[Blackandwhiterain100]

@nrevelations777 i like you too. although i don't even know you! damn im desperate

[yomamasapeach]

How to Survive Valentine's Day Alone

you will need a gun, perserverance and a will

step 1: load gun with bullets

step 2: put gun in mouth

step 3: pull the trigger

You are now not alone anymore

[AngeliMaoaa287]

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[Rayster35]

How to survive Valentines Day:

You need:

No memory of Valentines Day

Step 1:

Don't think about Valentines Day for the whole day.

Did you know:

Some people celebrate this holiday only for chocolate.

[skulldyvan]

This vid should have been called "How to cover up your insecurities by being in denial (not sure whether I used the right word here) on 14Feb". I'm mostly referring to steps 2, 4, 5 and 6.

#7 would have been helpful but I only enjoy chocolate in tablet form, regardless of the time of year. Guess I've got weird tastes.

[spartanaman44]

I sometimes forget it's valentines day

[FirestormMk3]

@spartanaman44 On the years I remember it, I boycott it. Remembering it's a holiday about helping those in the flower and candy business is not just for those of us who are single.

[EmilyMikuChan]

Here's how i survived Valentines day: I went to school and gave my friends valentines, after school I came home and watched an anime show that involved hot high school host club boys who love to make young high school girls very happy. My lonely day was satisfied :D

So all you need on Valentines Day is a box of chocolates and an anime show that involves hot guys. But if you're a guy then I guess...an anime that involves hot girls. Just watch Bleach guys! lol.

[Reginar5th]

is something wrong with this guys face? is it really that itchy? :P

[BADStudios01]

721,924 people didn't have a valentine this year. including me :(

[Supergamerkid64]

i wish i hadsaw this earlyer to spend valentines day with out a girl friend or a regular friend :'( i spent most of the day in the corner crying in the featle pesition

[WierdFish101]

how the hell did he manage to get those words in scrabbleits AMAZING (sarcasm lol or irony not sure)

[channyandseddiefan]

@WierdFish101 both, sarcasm is verbal irony.

[channyandseddiefan]

@WierdFish101 both, sarcasm is verbal irony. and you misspelled "weird."

[WierdFish101]

@channyandseddiefan i Know im like that

[JesusGirlz09]

Why are people making such a big deal about it? Just spend it like any other day

[NeedMoney4SpaghettiO]

I'm sure that crying about being lonely makes you feel superior.

[Leader190Productions]

LONELY RULESS!!!

[puppybear34]

I'm allergic to chocolate.

[prcrashjr]

This didn't really help me at all!!! :'(

[Argarna]

Plan B:

you will need:

A bottle of whiskey

A mouth

Happy Vallentines day

[fireoil]

You will need:

1) a computer with internet access

2) your hand

3) Tissue

4) trash can

and an extra credit card and webcam

[jenningsslayer314]

You could have your heart broken on Valentine's Day.

[jonbrn16]

that dude should seriously consider buying furniture in his place

[NathanielLouis]

You need a gun, whiskey, and a tom waits record

[andromeda99239]

This didn't help me at all

[Fanpires23]

You will need: Narcism and a mirror ;)

[Fanpires23]

*Narcissism

[treldib2]

I love how this particular episode has 710K views, yet the others have like 30K views.

[naruto4862ninja]

howcast is retarded. France is the country of love and know for many romantic travels from all around the world. secondly u do not go out, u will see too many couples and feel bad. just stay home watch movies(not romantic),play games and treat the day like any other. Or U COULD JUST SIMPLY GO TO A TITTY BAR!!!!!!!

[johnykonta57]

LOL. xDD

[sileray777]

i hate valentines day!!!! :( im always lonley at valentines day!!  I HATE YOU VALENTINES DAY YOU SUCK........:(

[AngelaRawrsOmNom]

Just sleep on valentines day. You won't even know where the time went..

[bubbleheadash]

@AngelaRawrsOmNom that's what i did

[thegambitking]

The two highest-rated comments are mildly disturbing--I suppose it says more about the type of people who watch these HOWCAST videos than anything else...

[bubbblycupcakes]

@thegambitking that's true. the two highest-rated comments are disturbing.

[Germano111]

@thegambitking It's because HOWCAST is totally senseless and stupid!?

[cangriman0101]

Girls? Fuck BJs all I need is ascension! =)

[TheCampbell808]

@cangriman0101 fucking true

[marutsethi]

well i just want 5 million dollars and an aston martin DBS....and then a long road trip!

[pumpkin55girl]

I hate Valentine's Day. It just makes life for those of us who are single harder.

[fave2727]

@pumpkin55girl ikr? :(

[098765432123456789i]

Marc Rudov and Tom Lykis

listen to these guys and learn why being single is better than being a valentine

[Jensettiman]

You'll need:

Ability to not give a shit

Step one: Don't give a damn shit about Valentine's day

[13098519]

Fuckin women are cheap....

[HelloKittyJF]

FUCK YOU BITCHES!!! I'M 1858!!!

Wait...

[latinaheat91]

screw it!

[babylana70]

Wowzers

[theantiboop]

ok...i'm off to 'how to escape a car sinking in deep water'...

[peacemaker921]

LOL

[validranger11]

he's crying the whole time... way to take the advice bro

[minxypixie108]

I really like a guy but i dont know if i dhould say anything about it to him...

[MsCerealKiller]

Why is it so hard to get a boyfriend? :'(

[MikeKraemer]

@MsCerealKiller

It ain't easy for guys either. I've been stuck in the friend zone forever. I have literally never had a girlfriend. Ever.

[emperorofmoldavia]

@MsCerealKiller That's a question I've often asked, but about getting a girlfriend. In my opinion, the answer to both is this: society is filled with nothing but a bunch of superficial fools. Not mildly superficial, but so superficial, it makes one want to puke!

[xXSpudmeister94Xx]

@MsCerealKiller Why is it so hard to get a girlfriend? :'(

[lencho234]

@xXSpudmeister94Xx girlfriends bring drama. drama is shit. shit stinks.

[llcdrdndgrbd]

@MsCerealKiller I know!  They keep clawing through my nets.

[nrevelations777]

@MsCerealKiller

I dunno, maybe ask all those guys who think it's hard to get a girlfriend, you might be able to organize a think tank or something.

[bobbert011]

@MsCerealKiller MsCerealKiller.... ok.......

[master58576]

@MsCerealKiller Why is it so hard to get a girlfriend >.> :(

[AnonymousBashing]

@MsCerealKiller

Why is it so hard to get a girlfriend? :'(

[llVIU]

@MsCerealKiller :) *hug*

[Homersimpsonsfanful]

@MsCerealKiller its not. just go up and introduce yourself. for example " hi my name is...." guy:"HOLY SHIT A GIRL GO OUT WITH MEEEEEEHH"

simple.

[SOMEGUYONU2B]

@MsCerealKiller WHY IS IT SO HARD TO GET A GIRLFRIEND? Guys are easy... just let us be a little loose...

[ZaydanUchiha]

@MsCerealKiller I'm guessing your YouTube name ?

[ZaydanUchiha]

@MsCerealKiller I'm guessing your YouTube name ?

[sruthiize]

@MsCerealKiller coz they are huge in quantity and few have quality....

I am joking, there are lots of great guys out there, I am sure you'll meet the right one!

[iAm21122112]

Honestly, I don't trust any of the damned holidays, except Easter, July 4th, and the like. Ones with true-found roots not based on greed, competition, pride, or any avarice.

[MRTOBERZ]

February 15 My Birthday <3

[AshKatalyst]

hahhaaa, i've been single for 3years now, and obviously 3 straight years i don't get to celebrate valentines. still, i don't get sad or i cried or need someone to teach me how to survive.. lol

[iAm21122112]

@AshKatalyst So? Valentine's Day is a Hallmark holiday. Just like Christmas has nothing to do with Christ's birth. Christmas was just the Catholic Church's rebuttal and defense against pagan holidays. In fact, a pagan holiday on December 25th is to go out and worship the forest spirits. Like, perhaps, decorating a big green tree? It is a day of merry-making. Most importantly, the Catholic church only invented it because they needed something to get people focused on Catholicism, not Paganism.

[zacharybaringer]

me on valentines day i trow water ballons at couplse because valentines day is just a day when people get in a relationship to get choulate thumbs up if u agree

[KYLAHARNERBRAND]

Attitude Adjustment=John Cena

[Tatayx0x0]

Lawl that guy is hilarious

[PyrimidKingJindai]

Smoke weed and get wasted..... easy 

[maplesick]

I though I saw Sparta at 0:55

[SDBPR]

@maplesick THAT IS SPARTA!!!

[lemurlover71]

Pizza!

[PinoKakelkip]

This is fucking pathetic...

[FunnyVideosAndGamez]

Womans are evil :'/

[CrispyPizzaCrust]

@FunnyVideosAndGamez Hey now, some women are alone on Valentine's Day too =/

[FunnyVideosAndGamez]

@CrispyPizzaCrust i guess...

[CrispyPizzaCrust]

@FunnyVideosAndGamez I've been alone on Valentine's day every year of my existence, even when I did have a boyfriend. So don't go saying "woman's are evil" when men can be just a cruel =/

[FunnyVideosAndGamez]

@CrispyPizzaCrust i meant ''most'' are :P

[Batchibouzouk]

if you are in the province of Quebec, survive the snowstorm, most of the time we have a big one that day :P

[bonzocoloc]

you want an attitude adjustment? call john cena!

[TheKamikazeen]

I've always survived Valentines day alone, every year T.T

[nAngryKitty]

@TheKamikazeen me too XD

[juan310194]

@TheKamikazeen Me Too, im tired of that! :,-(

[princedarkus1]

for valentine's day, i watched this video...

[xxxTwilightSagaxxx1]

masturbation day!!!!!!! :D

x]

[elhae2]

guys just spend more to get some....

[gircupcakeful]

uhhh I'm asexual... I don't give a care about valentines day....

[MrSensualLettuce]

You will need:

1.)A computer with internet access

2.)Lotion

3.)Tissue

4.)Your hand

[PIatinum]

@MrSensualLettuce LOL

[jack1989wang]

@MrSensualLettuce

LOL.

+100

[ViciousDevil88]

@MrSensualLettuce LOLLL

[fireoil]

@MrSensualLettuce you killing me



[localSickened]

you dont have to be alone you got ur trusty hand

[aGoatTriedToEatMe]

Yeah, brilliant. go fly to Paris on Valentines Day... the city of love.

[quidnick]

hmm... bring expensive flowers to a zitty slut or play warcraft? i know what I find fun.

(and yes I'm referring to the bad kind of slut)

[BbOyFrAnKiE69]

use ur mr handy :]

[ivansmv]

If i'm alone on Valentine's day i don't give a fuck. I'm happy because i saved money

[RomeoSOF2]

Make out with your pillow!

[AfroSamuraiTheMaster]

or u can go out on valentines day and get some pussy

[another505]

i love valentines ,when chocolates are cheaper so i could afford it for myself.....

[Sugardaddy501]

Would you heclers stop already.

[Gary500]

$156? fuck that, never pay for pussy

[sjsawyer]

@Gary500 Agreed.

[gaiskillen780]

i got another tip. TAKE UR FUCKING BAD LIFE

[mavishill]

this video should be called how to be in denial LoL

[greenorange75]

Optional: Masturbate often.

[flukes777]

If you are a single guy, all you need to survive V-day are the following:

1: a bottle of lotion

2: five fingers

3. a good imagination

cheers!

[MrMaineventHBK]

song?

[rspivotmaster]

Valentines day is just like any other day to me.

[iScream4Myicecream]

on the years im alone for valentines, i ussaly ask one of my friends (thats a gurl) to be my valentine!!! hehe!!!! (yesh ima gurl and no im not a les) ;D

lol its fun!!! XD