Crash Twinsanity - "Old Friends"

[Beegl85]

dingo=fat

pinstripe=gang member

tiny=huge

crunch=migit

oxide=unchanged

polar=vengeful

ripper=goat

koala=thug

[xlxBlackoutxlx]

Let's see here:

Dingodile grew and got new pants.

Pinstripe got a new purple suit.

Tiny found out what steroids do to you.

Crunch is confused.

Nitros is still Nitros.

Ripper Roo got his hand on every drug ever maid... ever.

Polar changed sides.

Koala Kong finally comes back after being gone so long.

This isn't a birthday party. It's a family reunion.

[DjCandyApple]

i never realised polar was evil D:

[MrRatchet1995]

it's just a repeat from the original game

[LINKINPARKSOLDIER100]

can someone tell me why polar is evil?

[Ddill1234]

@LINKINPARKSOLDIER100 People keep thinking that Polar had turned Evil but Polar was just mad that Crash kept riding on him since Polar is a good character. Polar didn't turn Evil. Want more proof, in Crash Boom Bang, Polar is seen as a Good charcter and is part of the Silhouette Quiz MiniGame.

[MrSinger38]

ok why is the polar bear maad?

[varcolac5]

LOL 0:30 Crunch has a birthday cake 

[GameSharkWizard]

@varcolac5 Pinstripe held the machine gun against him, that's why he was scared LOL!!!

[Kalaka239846]

Maybe Polar wants to break the Piñata.

[7Rochester1]

I remember playing this at like 14 and hearing myself scream "WHAT?!?!?" so disappointed I didn't bother finishing.

[thunderboundstudios]

Here's A bit of Trivia.

Not all of the Crash Characters are in this Game. N. Trance was originally supposed to have his Brain eaten by Fake Crash in this Game, but but the idea was cut for being too dark. He was also gonna be A Boss, but he was cut again for there being too many characters in the Game.

[Taraka1]

I loved the dialogue during the gameplay. "This one's from tiny! This one's from Dingodile! RIPPER ROO you shouldn't have! Pinstripe! How thoughtful. Oh Dear, 2 of the same!"

I can't hear what he says after that cause that's when he goes full auto on the blaster. But then the corney "Here's one gift you can return!"

[superkid1333]

@Taraka1 He said "Don't worry I kept the receipt."

[bowserfan26]

lol look at crunch

[6thhokagephil]

This shows how much potential this game had to be the last epic crash game, but here its shown it got rushed, half of these character models move D=.

[lunerahero]

the polar bear.

[Kaagh178]

Part of me really wishes that you got to fight ALL of the villains, not just Cortex. Yes, even Polar (who'd have thought it?). I know its only the beginning of the game, but still.

[Joppewo]

There is no reason Polar should be angry at Crash... I know many of you think it's because Crash rode polar all those times on Crash Bandicoot 2 and that he got those extra lives by jumping on top of him, but why are Polar and Crash friends in Crash bandicoot 3 then? Look up Crash Bandicoot 3 intro..

[MrBombers200]

@Joppewo Yes but is just a joke of the writters.

[craziiredkid]

polar is all like yo crash im gonna beeeeeeeat u wit dis bat

[denmarkkingV2]

Cortex shold have had more of his friends there, like all the bad guys.

[CopySigma]

crunch face is hilarious

[nettimato]

"like the fleas in your fur i keep coming back"

the comment i use when i kill someone by revenge or someone many times in streak in any 1st person shooter

[undeadassassin234]

most of the characters at crash's birthday party ere last seen in this game

[imkyle4life]

crunch was against u in wrath of cortex. maybe thats why he was put der

[KaosKontroler]

@imkyle4life But at the end of WoC, Crunch broke free from Cortex's control and joined Crash and his friends. By the look on his face, he actually thought it was a birthday party

[PhearMonkey666]

Waaaaiiit a minute! Oxide was supposed to be against the Earth, how did he team up with Cortex? And why is he only against Crash an not against the rest of the earthlings?? o_o xD

[92af]

very awesome to see all those villains

[SoulEdge77]

Why does Koala Kong look like he's constipated...

[videogamezombie100]

dont u think this game should have been longer

[Altar360]

@darthbinks99 sorry to say but no. It's not how it was marketed. It was marketed as a sequel. Hence why the proceeding games followed it's tone somehwat

[SonicsTheMan]

koala kongs stance

[hiddenbutdeadly]

meet your brand new hydralicly opertated twin brother..MECHA BANDICOOT!!!!

one of my favorite cortex line of all time

that and

"evil laugh" crystals....of course..doh"

[blademaster12321]

crunch thought it was a real party with the hat and the cake lol

[Altar360]

this is the best of the post Naughty Dog era games. Though I find it's humor to be a littl too out there at times. I mean really, Cortex was evil because he went to an academy of evil? Umm.... i know Crash was always funny, but never ridiculus. To me this was more like a parody of Crash, not an actual sequel

[BeforeItHappened]

I think almost every Crash Bandicoot villain up to Twinsanity was in this game. You know, except for the Komodo Brothers, Rilla Roo, and the Bearminator (although the last two only appeared in Crash Bash).

[lunarsonic22]

polar was mad to crash because he jumped on his head 10 times to get 10 extra lives

[MegaSpoon7]

epic game

[8dac8tv]

Dingodile: Finally, ill get toast for me butter.

Pinstripe: Your possibly surprised that your girlfriend chose me over you, yes Crash?

Tiny: *posses like koala kong*

Crunch: Err... is this a birthday party or not?

Nitros Oxide: Time to win back that trophy!

Polar: I dare you to ride me ONE more time, asshole.

Koala Kong: *posses like tiny*

[destruccionH]

@8dac8tv you miss ripper roo

[Gamewhiz321]

@destruccionH ripper roo only laughs

[Joppewo]

@8dac8tv

Polar has forgiven Crash because in crash bandicoot 3 intro you can see Crash, Coco and Polar relaxing in Crash's home listening to Aku Aku..

[Darthzim950]

@8dac8tv You missed Ripper Roo. He scares me.

[AmricanGir]

@8dac8tv Crucnh: WTFLOLZIHASCAKE4U!

[comicshaun07]

@8dac8tv You forgot ripper roo

[bigspin180]

this dude crunch look soooo confused lol

[SpyGuysX]

@bigspin180 he thought it was a real birthday party lol

[VAZchampion619]

Im gonna put what everybody are thinking.....kinda off

Cortex:FEAR MY LADY CLOTHEs(coco´s clothes xD)

Dingodile:Oy mates i just wanted the toast

Pinstripe:Crash im gonna put this gun on youre ass

Tiny:Haha fear my muscles,bitch

Crunch:WTF?Why its all of you serious its just Crashes birthday

Ripper Roo:Areops...Look at me look at me

Nitros Oxide: RAAAAACCCCCCEEEE!!!!

Polar:You wanna a ride?ride the baseball bat bitch

Koala Kong: Must.......imitate......Tiny

[CrashBandicoot952]

I love Pinstipe

[yo10057]

it's amazing on every other crash game neo is usually the hardest but, in this, he's the easiest.

[AcceptYourMadness]

Suprise its a deathday party!

[Karsynable]

lol the polar bear he rode on was holding a bat

[slyboy78]

crunch- wait,,, this isn't a birthday party

[xxzildjianxx777]

Some changes are appropriate updates, like Dingo and Ripper Roo. Others however, just look un-necessary, like Pinstripe and Tiny.

[NoLifeGamer17]

Hahah the freakin' Polar Bear.

[6thhokagephil]

its funny, look at kolala kong, he doesnt even move XD that shows they just made a model for him but they didnt make him move, the otheres have like just one move ment animetion then they sit still after that

[CrashBandicoot952]

WHERE IS DR.N.TROPY!!!

[NickCB100]

OOOO THEY LOOK SERIOUS accpet crunch

[darkstreak100]

Crunch, you're an idiot.

[MrPerfect2000Z]

Crunch:Uh where's everybody party hat?

[CurseCreep]

Lol Pola - thats for jumping on him in crash 2

[beatnu3000]

Anybody else notice how small Crunch has gotten in this game?? Even Pinstripe's taller than him.

[SolarBlade52]

It would have been cool if the Komodo Brothers were there.

[PopsPoppy89]

LOL POLAR WITH A BAT!?

[Kilesfactor]

@PopsPoppy89 They had to make him look scary...

[NinjaspidaZ]

There was Dingodile, Pinstripe, Tiny Tiger, Crunch, N. Oxide, Polar and Koala Kong. And the guy who is bouncing up and down near the screen is Ripper Roo.

[zagon2]

crash did you feed your polar bear today he looks mad!

[zorbak138]

lol 1's just stood there with a cake and party hat

[petrus450]

???? N oxide? There? He was cortex and crashes enemy.

[FlorentGTS]

Why Pura and Crunch are in the "old friends"??

[machinimafan77]

Crunch thought it was actually Crash's birthday and Polar is either pissed because Crash rode him in CB2, or he's still brainwashed by N.Trance.

[FlorentGTS]

Ok thanks ^^

[PlugDuck]

@machinimafan77 Polar can't still be brainwashed because he's fine in the 100% cutscene at the end of CNK. Also, the can't be pissed off at Crash for riding him in CB2 'cuz they still have him in CB3 - not only that, he's still happy in CTR.

Just a cock-up by the developers at the end of the day...

[machinimafan77]

@PlugDuck Oh well, it's not like it even matters. It's just a funny sight gag.

[machinimafan77]

Tiny looks badass here, if only he, Ripper Roo, Koala Kong, Oxide and Pinstripe were bosses in this game, I bet they would've been if those Vivendi moneywhores didn't rush TTO.

[KirkThrash96]

Where are N.Tropy, N.Gin, Papu-papu, the Komodo bros and N.Brio?

[lightninstriker10]

Tropy and Brio are off somewhere and show up as a boss later on, Gin is a sub boss, Papu is in his village, and the Komodos were apparently dropped after naughty dog dropped the series

[KirkThrash96]

ok thanks

[FlorentGTS]

N.Tropy, N. Brio, N.Gin and Papu Papu are Boss in the game.

But for the Komodo Bros...

[turbopappa]

koala kong <3

[meganarf8683]

XMrMagicmanX ,creo que a Polar si le lavaron el Cerebro

[meganarf8683]

polar no es malo,estúpido travelers tales que arruinaron a Polar¡,odio este juego porque arruinaron a los personajes,y además dingodile tiene pies de humano y se supone que tiene pies de perro,al menos en crash boom,bang arreglaron a polar y haí era bueno

[meganarf8683]

polar vuelve a ser bueno en crash boom,bang

[meganarf8683]

a polar le lavaron el cerebro

[Naruto2uSasuke]

crunch was there because he though it was crashes birthday see hes holding a cake and looking around lol

[aguabas]

and oxide is supposed to be an enemy of both crash and cortex but anyway. last game of crash that counted :P

[ferris747]

crunch was bad in his first game then became good

[InvaderBritt]

WTF? Polar isn't evil, either. D:

Unless...Cortex brainwashed him and Crunch!

OH THE MADNESS.

[XMrMagicmanX]

@InvaderBritt no polar is just angry at crash cause crash used to ride him around :L

[AyuHimeSama]

they are all so awful T.T I miss old times

[sk081]

wtf chrunch is not evil?

[johnpaulXD]

porque crunch sale con una torta?

[CIFOLDAS]

Se sopone que el no es malo como es muy iluso en verdad creyo que si era una fiesta de cumpleaños xD

[shadowmanda]

@johnpaulXD lo pusieron de chiste como decir "Hey,donde esta la fiesta?" el es el unico bueno ahi xD

[evasnaer]

why is crunch up there he is not bad

[Sup3rSmashBro]

Crunch: WTF?

[houstownz33]

LMAO ripper roo at the start rofl

[marinesunited12]

pinstripes got his tommy and looks badass :D

[life4extreme]

yeah well i got the red crystal (shows concept art) and it was suppose koala kong who was supposed to been doing that and been holding the bat and it was not suppose to be polar

[Darxae]

Best Crash game for PS2!!!! And about Polar: Maybe he can be Bearminator, but in a little vers.?

[Poppcorn2468]

i know why Crash Angry at Crash Because a Crash let them go Forever xD

[kylester08]

why is polar bad

[jamesray20]

Becuase he was getting tired of crash riding on him constenly and after that polar wanted revenge of crash

[shadowblade223]

crunch and polar were put in there as a joke.

[nettimato]

@shadowblade223 Crunch sure is... he thought Cortex was actually having a birthday party for Crash XD

i don't know why Polar is so angry, though...

[TheRayquaza93]

@shadowblade223 well actually crunch not, like part joke, because, Cortex started about a birthday party, and Crunch became good all the Sudden, and he took the birtdhay party serious, and brought a cake, but as soon as he was there, he was looking around like: uuhm... whats going on here? 

[Jinggley]

I think Polar was tired of being ridden by someone twice his size...

[kyler1man]

lol thats wat i was thinkin polars revenge

[silvermist185]

polar is my fav!! he is the best

[SuperMarioFan224]

did Crash forget to feed Polar?? XD

[SuperMarioFan224]

why's Polar mad at Crash??

?=(

[Fighit1234]

thats exactly what i want to know too

[doomsdaysuperman09]

wow tiny is bigger than kong and tiny wow never knew??

[jordanluvscharlie]

best crash on ps2 by far why oh why did it go rong after :( theyve completely fucked tiny over in the new ones

[parappatheninja2]

i though the reason the polor bear was mad at him was because in the time wrap game they left him behind

[iain2k7]

lol i thought polar was crash bandicoots friend

[tekkencentre]

Yes, he is!

But on the other side he is very angry on him, because of CRunch...

[SpyGuysX]

@iain2k7 crash cheated on him in crash 3 warped with that dinosaur.

[Jermainiac007]

@iain2k7 he's got a mind control helmet on

[JacomeFelg]

@iain2k7

so is crunch : /

[Hobonoob100]

@iain2k7 No, Polar was mind controlled by N. Trance... Crunch I wonder about, though...

[AmricanGir]

@Hobonoob100 No, Crunch seems to be the only mone /NOT preparing to kill crash...

[AQreviews]

@iain2k7 Polar got pissed off, after Crash got all of those extra lives, by crushing him in Crash Bandicoot 2's warp room

[marvelsgreatestfan]

i did like this game :D all of them (exept the 1s after this) were hillarious and brilliant, LOL at crunk with the cake!

[crashpros]

lol m8 his name crunch not crunk

[sebasypablo]

this game is great

but too short

[DingoCrash]

yes i think same thing xD

[The6thMessenger]

@DingoCrash and @sebasypablo

we should sue them... but on the other hand great things should be moderated or only take a small amount. e.g. ice cream... its not fun to eat a whole pint alone and at once but best if saved for later...