BONNAROO 2011!!

[xFlorenceex]

5:22 duck face ;)

[MrItsmybirthday]

i want the t shirt

[acrobaticHipo]

GOD DANG IT TOBY I WAS DRINKING COKE WHEN YOU SAID SANTA MMMMNIGA AND YOU ALMOST KILLED ME



[AnusMatsonen]

Killed two Black Cops Online in SantaMaNigga..... thats very racialistic maaaan. Veeery racialistic indeed.

[mortmort97]

some really retarded toby stalker dude brought me here!

[LadyoftheRisingSun]

ohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh Toby made a pony reference. he just became 20% cooler

[badcallb79]

I WANT TO MEET YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheVivalara]

Why the hell am I up at 6:22 watching @Tobuscus? Because I had a question. But i forgot. Oh yes! Toby, would it be worth it to go to the shoe place and buy Heelys?

[alanwhiteful]

@TheVivalara heck yes!!

[BreakTS]

If toby was walking down that street right now I'd be exactly 72 miles away from him O.0

[eclectusowns]

i just realised tht youtube is themed darkness, redness and whiteness :)

[1ClosetMonkey]

thams up

[panchobulla138]

Santa Manigga!!

[ubudog32]

Santa Maaaanica... hmm.

[noah1786]

hey toby i know you steven secret (: ima tell EVERYONE

[rynierocks]

The Tobuscus stalker brought me here!

[SwiftFitz]

@rynierocks me too!

[boomchikatchi]

@rynierocks me too!

[doglover2004able]

@rynierocks SAME :D

[blahblahblah62231]

@rynierocks me too lol

[CloverStar123]

@rynierocks lol me too XD

[bumblebeeslittlefan]

@rynierocks

same here man!

[rynierocks]

@bumblebeeslittlefan

woman*

[JDTheGuru]

@rynierocks He brought me here too.

[afaqahmed43]

@rynierocks mee too

[TwinedJupiter0]

@rynierocks me too

it was so awesome i one day hope to meet tobuscus one day

[S117ELITE]

mostley just redness



[TesserFred]

this was posted on my birthday.....im happy

[NZ674]

It must look so crazy for people walking past xD

[rachelburkeox]

outstanding you are sir!!

[robloxmuanddual]

i can't wait to meet you lol nah its a 1 in a million chance but it wud be awsome cuz i am definatly taller than u lol

[robloxmuanddual]

hahaha he has so many likes he has no lightsaber.then again he soesnt need likes to get a lightsaber!

[robloxmuanddual]

you r being stalked

[Ellaroo25]

Epic face if epicocity 05:22

[greatdude54]

he only does his vlogs outside for INTRO AND OUTRO OF DARKNESS REDNESS AND WHITENESS

[nickshehan89]

santa MOOOONICA 

[SirezX]

I had to go jacket cause Toby told me he jacks it....

[TheStonebot]

i really wanna meet u :)

[Himiwookoo]

i want to marry you

[liltrin45]

@Himiwookoo Me too... I am probably too young though...

[youdoitcausewesayso]

Outro of Darkness, then Whiteness... then Redness then.... MORE WHITENESS!

[vtyhurdler12]

oh my god imagine what the people on the other side of that window must be thinking about this crazy guy talking to a camera and shoving it against the glass..lolz

[BrokenAeros]

boneroo

[PlayZone3d1]

Toby Sucks on Black coc----ohhhhhh, nvm....

[DelphinFleety]

When you went to the mirror wall thing, o couldn't help but think about who's on the other side of it watching you put your iPhone on the mirror wall. Ha

[SargentCornwall365]

Press "3", a few times, and it starts to sound like, "I jack it" c:

[MichaelJordanfan1000]

@SargentCornwall365 Your the biggest perrrrrrrfert EVER! jerk face

[fagoogaliegirl]

I have a fetish for people named ryan who are a year younger than me... Is that wierd? Cuz I believe those 2 ryans are gonna get a restraining order on me...

[tbrowne19]

quick someone get this guy some adderall he's got to be having an a.d.d attack... never knew that was possible

on a side note, idid sneeze during this video, so thank you

[tbrowne19]

quick someone get this guy some adderall he's got to be having an a.d.d attack... never knew that was possible

[stiles05s]

sigh, this guy makes me cringe.

[900incubus]

oddly enough i donnt feel like this waisted my time. call me a tard but i lol'd a lil.

[KSmith0181]

i love how i dont care

[nightman5pw]

Douchebag

[koolchikadee94]

i love how his fake accent goes out and in every few seconds. :3

[HellVomit09]

He sounds like one of those people.

[Irishviking3]

so those 2 people rnt going home for Christmas but... u rnt going home for the next 36 Christmases

[2yah3yah]

wow i didn't realize how hot you are ;)

[sxedaydream]

die



[janetd57]

Four minutes into this vlog, and nothing that matches the title......false advertising!!! Thumbs down.  :-( :-( :-(

[allicat3625]

he is sooooo boring just get to the point god

[Rickgaarn]

@allicat3625 Lol, nice trolling-comment. The point of these video's is to NOT get to the point.

[PeachExtract]

This guy is high off himself lol

[danayoung10]

I'm glad that you find yourself funny. If only it were true.

[Rickgaarn]

@danayoung10 It is.

[IndestructibleDV]

Toby coming to Tennessee?? Well the farm for the concert is so fucking huge!!!!

[LaneBeckhart]

are you going to bonnaro cuz if youare OMG, i live in manchester and im working for bonnaro that is the only reason i looked at this video

[RSSsailing]

Thumbs up if you watched the whole fucking thing

[ABR928]

so am i wacthing walk you down the street talking out of your ass on your way to get meds. is that what this is about? fuck man!

[KillaTaco94]

HOW DO YOU WALK DOWN THE STREET AND DO THIS?!!!!???

[johnneyw]

What does this have to do with bonnaroo you wildly inappropriate fuckwad!?! You sir are a "piece of shit" and I hope you die a long and painful death similar to the pain I have felt while watching your pointless video of regurgitated rubbish which poured so vagrantly for your vile pie hole. Good day to you and happy Bannaroo!

[maraseea]

@johnneyw aha, fag

[DemonRBS]

Strangely enough i like the video but i thought its was more Roo lease uuuu!!!!!!! But keep up the good work we think alot alike.....

[DemonRBS]

Strangely enough i like the video but i thought its was more Roo lease uuuu!!!!!!! But keep up the good more we think alot a like

[auxili160]

TOBY! THE IN AND OUT BURGLAR IS GOING TO STEAL THAT LAPTOP SOON! KEEP IT SAFE!

WARNING WARNING

[9876Godzilla]

its weird how before i even heard of u on youtube i named my dog toby...odd

[9876Godzilla]

its weird how before i even heard of u on youtube i named my dog toby...odd

[flippergibbit]

Haters will hate.

Toby don't listen to them D:

[HempHippie420]

its like ryan renalds, dane cook, and daniel tosh fucked and came out with this thing

[KermitsBanjo]

i thought this was an opinion on this years bonnaroo, not some viral wannabee yammering on about random shit he sees on the street and some video game.

[auxili160]

@KermitsBanjo gotta admit, he's good at naming his videos to get views from people who dont want to watch him xD

[CBC22390]

Not sure how I ended up on this video... or why I watched all of it.

[singdancesmile517]

I'M GOING TO BONNAROO!!!!!!!!! 

[mikeyyyc]

Your rants are moderately entertaining, but not 5 and a half minutes entertaining. Maybe keep it shorter next time?

[lnwatkins91]

Were you high? Or did you just enjoy having a convo with yourself? lol So many topics to choose from and yet you covered them all ha

[stupidnoobpub]

I cannot have those 5 and a half minutes back.

[kikilove3023]

I could not NOT subscribe after watching this..& i have no idea why

[AIMstudios]

That stalking kid led me here.

[PeregrineMendicant]

I see so many recent hate comments. Toby, get Steven to poof them away. D:

[KatieElizabeth931]

ok, what is the damn point here???????????

[fookau2biatch]

YUR NOT FUNNY,,FIX UR FACIAL. DUDER!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[kak10053]

@fookau2biatch what??????

[bluefroggie2290]

guys dont you think toby t is so funny

[ADAMDAANT82]

who the fuck are you? your annoying

[igotyourmoney23]

@ADAMDAANT82 thats not nice to say :[

[RaTeDFlawless]

@ADAMDAANT82 what the flabbergasted?! no seriously how do u hate this guy? hey toby! hey man what the horse?

[ADAMDAANT82]

@RaTeDFlawless eh i take it back because i dont even remember posting that

[360MONTAGERS3]

@ADAMDAANT82 lol right wene you posted that you should have known people were going to get mad at you

[timothius722]

interesting train of thought...hummm...exclatic and yet its parnushian... and amazing in its texture.

[cupfuls]

This is a really absurd stream of consciousness. Yet, mesmerizing.

[swissman420]

did daniel tosh and dane cook have a baby?

[nikeschnd]

I feel like a creeper, I went on google maps and found where he took this by looking up armacost ave, going to the 1200 block and then looking for the wahoo's fish tacos!

[AnimeAmy16]

@nikeschnd I'm doing that right now too, lmao

[codyglynn]

the old lady was like a lost sheep scurrying off to her home haha

[codyglynn]

the old lady wa like a sheep scurring off back to her home hahah

[TheFatGesus]

Yeah, cuz this video is all about Bonnaroo.

[RogueZed]

Moesuckra! I still don't think you can spell your own word though... Lol @ 0:35

[littlemissgiggles135]

hes got a thing for the phrase "good lord":P haha<3

[blahdom21]

That word was sooooo predictable, i thought it was going to be something obscure and challenging, but alas

[Thecalebguy]

Remember when bonnaroo used to be a jam festival

[FletchOwnz]

Your being sponsored by Treyarch!!

[Bfurness1]

OH! SO THATS HOW YOU SPELL MOESUCKRA!

[ilovehowimeturmother]

moesuckra

[viddi92bleller]

"MOESUCKRA"

[psychedelnick1]

i came here for bonnaroo talk, and you just ended up rambling like an idiot.

[m3tz63r]

He reminds me of Daniel Tosh. Before Daniel Tosh became unfunny.

[openhand556]

OMG HAIRCUT ER SUMFIN! LOOKING GOOOOOOOD TOBY! Hehe, it's ur turn...

[Tyson123456t]

Santi moniiiiiiiiiiiicaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­a

[opinion56]

you are pacing around a parking lot talking to yourself like a crazy person

[silentdre]

1:22

"There's a picture of a pony, if you're an equestrian."

And then Toby epic-faced, and it was glorious.

[OfManyLove]

Santa MAHHHHH NIKKA! I LOL'd at that part.

[plutoice21]

i want a shirt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[chewy9887]

you said "strappy do!" hahaha!

[bearsfan989]

Watch out Toby it's the dark side of u

[deathboy124]

Oops. Totally forgot I was 4 days late. LOL. Nevermind v.v

[deathboy124]

I bet there was someone on the other side of that tinted glass, just thinking... What.. The.. Hell?

Shirt please :D

[HayHay1224]

Lots of people here in Manchester(I can open my window and hear everything perfectly that's how close I live to it) don't even want to go to Roo this year cause of m&m and lil wayne.

[iistight24]

Hahahahahahaha santa maaaawwnikkaa:D

[luxvoyager1111]

that was very odd...i sneezed right before you said "bless you"

[BWareyfy]

At around 4.10 i almost had a massive heart attack because you were crossing the road without looking. I rewound and saw you'd looked and was very relieved...that is all.

[drumstix96]

the delishiousity of justines vagine in his mouth

[loolooxxlolx]

Hello:)

This is me.

I shall not say my real name - *Cough. Yess.... Loolooxxlolx Is my real name.

My brothers name is connor, And i was on the phone to him last ngiht, cause I am n dubai and he is in England, It cut off. But before it did he said he was watching Tobuscis cause i recommended it HOWEVER.

I dont believe him,So this is for him, HELLO:)

Please thumbs up So He can see? <3

From enfp,to intp, to hide our real names, on the rare chance you dont know this is for you.

[Katekwlya]

achooooooooooo! aww i sneeezledd

[OhioStateGrad10]

Anyone else look up Armacost Ave, Los Angeles to see where Toby was when he filmed this?

[justjules327]

Santa MOnica, that's how my GPS pronounces it too.

[smarteeny1]

If your sister is anything like you, I would tap that.

[JAAM1992]

I can only imagine what the people on the other side of that window were thinking.

[cronomonkey135]

Santa MAAAAnica...

I think there is someone at my door

[in2horses247]

Toby! You've made my day once again!

1st, I'm an equestrian, and a few types of horseback riding do have levels called Level One, Level Two, etc.! If you get to the levels with titles that include the word Level, it's a good place to be since there's levels BEFORE Level One and it's hard to get there!

2nd, I love how you turned to show the woman walking past you and she had no idea XD

[Ruok98Reborn]

hahaha there's probably someone inside that building watching you like whys hes pointing at us and walking back and forth

[hybridpanda]

@Ruok98Reborn lol indeed someone at their desk like.

WTF its toby

[thetophatgirl]

lol i spend more time with toby on youtube than i do with my boyfrend lol <3

[TreCoolRules12]

Hold 2 to see Toby eat

[U2drummergirl]

are you saying U2 will be there? at bonnarro? i might have heard it wrong...but it sounded like it.

[JamesEdwardReid]

Intro of darkness then redness then whiteness!

[blu33j35]

Toby talks about putting things in his mouth.

[pegsmegs17]

Lol he's just walking around the cars in the parking lot wth lol

[Yorssan224]

3:37 Thats what she said!

[nstecca3]

Santa MAAAnicca

[gwizzle37]

3:39. That's what she said.

[JSimp13JLS]

Sweet

[absilver808]

oh yeah

[bustachaina]

spam press 2, "i jack it"

[sudsbear54]

@bustachaina

FAIL. Its 3 LOL

[ddxdxxdxxdxxdddddxxx]

Hey ѕoṙrỵ fᴏṙ ხeⅰnɡ ᴏfƒ topiⅽ, ᑲut I'ⅿ ѕpṙеаⅾⅰnց my еⅹ ցⅰṙlḟrіenⅾ's ѕeҳ taρе аṙᴏuոd. Why? Welǀ, ხеϲаսѕe ѕȟе'ѕ a bⅰṭсհ. Shе ⅾeѕеṙⅴеd ⅰt, sᴏ ɡο ahеad аոⅾ wаtᴄh ⅰt. Tȟe ǀⅰnk ⅰѕ on mỵ pṙoḟⅰǀе (ᴢіp passԝoṙⅾ ⅰѕ 123)

[Nororious2012]

Bless you

[luno96]

I decided to give the subtitles a go... During the subscribe jingle, they said, "i didn't do do doo doo doo doo stops i dialed ralph darkness."

[paddypadman2]

Its so weird seeing the reflection of Toby talking to us (the audience)