at 2:06 theres a fish with one eye and GUESS WHAT I HAD A FISH AND HE HAD ONE EYE AND HE LOOKED EXACTLY LIKE THAT! His name was captain jack (cj) and he lived for 4 years what a coinkydink! :0 :)
Poor dead birdie D': It had to wait until it was dead to be poked by you D: (most birds would love it I'm sure, this has got to be the weirdest compliment I have ever given O.o)
Hey, I just needed to tell you that I have been sitting here for the passed like, two hours ( its 2:17 AM) watching your videos and I was laughing so hard, I my mom heard me in her room and "SHHHHHHH"
- thought you should know you brought some enjoyment to my night :)!
This comment has received too many negative votesshow
listen, you are very cute, i wanna fuck you. probably every straight guy who commented on this page would fuck you too, but i am the only REAL man who stopped the video after ten seconds to write this and thats why you should choose me, to have sex with you. please.
yes, davisonjoseph, i would greatly enjoy anal with this girl, but she is going to choose ME, not you because of how seductive i am am with words... haha jk check out the comment i just left her she'll have to say yes.
@davisonjoseph Wow! I bet you are so proud that you are a looser. It's obvious you are a looser based upon your looser need to post sexual comments to some girl who wouldnt ever even look at you. Congrats on being youtubes number 1 LOOSER!
1/3 Heh the fcraziest thing i did in 2008. is actually something really crazy, n i'm not sure if i'm supposed to talk about it but i'll do it anyway.fckncrazy stuff thing wateva: i was in the sea, playin with another person who wishes to remain annoynmous (probobly) well anyway we were playin catch with a beach ball n the wind made it harder to catch, so we often had to run towards it. However there was another bunch of guys who were playin catch and annoyin peoplz intentiaonally! How rude.. so
2/3 anyway our balls landed very close to one another so we i met face to face with one of those guys, n he asked me if i wanted to join them, but i said no thanks n then after all of that they resumed to piss people off with their pranks. At the same time i was doing sum moves in the water which i called the turtle turkey combos, it were moves i made up and wanted to try out. Nobody saw me, i made sure of that.... later on i got a small pilow in the sea and swam on it. we had a great time, t
3/3 hat anonymous person and I. But then she wanted to go out of the water so i actually stayed in all by myself and did sum more of those turkey turtle moves. Now the hilarious part of all this is that tan tan tann i dont know how to swim. O my gosh this is so fckd up AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA I really dont, and i did all those stuff AHAHAHAHAH AAAAAA RRRRRRR highschool........... P.S. Justine yu dint answer me, i forgive you, so what's your iQ?
What a boring story, just a wall of text. And besides, if you want to share you're lifes story, do it in a blogg, it just looks stupid to post 3 comments, it's not THAT interesting to read.
yes very informative...you are exactly what we need in this day and age. way to use this medium. to hell with natgeo, disc, hist etc...here comes ijustine.
hooly shit you've played WoW (nerd)!!! ...well the crazyest ting ever doen last in 2008 was prolly watching your first video1...na Jk love you your funnay peace
This kind of girl is one that stalks one when they've break up, and she does crazy things, like telling she will kill you if she see you with another girl - EVEN THOUGH YOU'VE END YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH HER!
DON'T READ THIS! There was a boy named Charlie and he was a smart man. He was killed by an assassain on April 12th, 1975 at the age of 14. If you read this, then tonight while you are sleeping, he will come to your house and go in your heart and stop it from beating, then you know what happens after that. This is was happened to a voice actor at the 4kids company named Maddison Blaustein. If you don't want to end up like Maddie, repost this message to 10 other videos before midnight tonight
This has been flagged as spam show
Thumbs up if your watching this in 2012!!
ivanag98 2 weeks ago in playlist More videos from ijustine
lol its 2012 now~!!
meow095 3 weeks ago 2
at 2:06 theres a fish with one eye and GUESS WHAT I HAD A FISH AND HE HAD ONE EYE AND HE LOOKED EXACTLY LIKE THAT! His name was captain jack (cj) and he lived for 4 years what a coinkydink! :0 :)
crazedtimbersfan 5 months ago in playlist Must see iJustine videos
Thumbs up if your now watching this in 2011!!
sweetgirlbrandi01 6 months ago 6
I didn't know she played WoW. that's exciting!
GraciousGuru 7 months ago
its now 2011, 1 more year
except for you, you have 7 days
bIuecrimson 9 months ago
I got divorced in 2008. Best year ever.
thePlasticNinja 9 months ago
It's not 2009, it's 2011 =P
ShrunkedDude 11 months ago 2
uve got giant eyes but they look nice :P
jonnybigj 1 year ago
really seriously, why cant you not like her? :D
I don't know but her humor reminds me of onan Obrien? :DD
ashleesimpsonstar 1 year ago
this is something that i really LOVE about youtuibe, it keeps showing me your old videos that i havent seen before! <3
nukemz 1 year ago
Poor dead birdie D': It had to wait until it was dead to be poked by you D: (most birds would love it I'm sure, this has got to be the weirdest compliment I have ever given O.o)
Catherine9041 1 year ago 2
U WENT INTO SPACE?! GRR!!! LOL ROFL!
GoShitONAstick 1 year ago 2
2010 now..
Ra1n0nY0u 1 year ago 2
@Ra1n0nY0u yeah it was posted in 2009 (: idiot...
ashleesimpsonstar 1 year ago
your so cute (:
Hamsterlover16 1 year ago 2
YOU POKED THE DEAD BIRD :(
waaa
AmazingAlexiis 1 year ago 2
you're annoying. Cute though :)
rokfurman 1 year ago 2
MAKE AN 2008 REVIEW PLS!
fxmuenchen 1 year ago 2
wootzz for 2010
sabaths1fan 2 years ago
i did fucked 7 girls at one time lol
vikmit1 2 years ago
Yeah your mom your siter you gay cosin your ant your moms 98 year old friend and then some fat nigger bitch BAHAHHHAHAH
Robin444C 2 years ago
nah it was your mom, your sister,ur aunt,ur grandma,ur other sister,ur dads sister...and audrey bitoni ofcourse ;pp
vikmit1 2 years ago
nah you just hate admiting your a sick fuck lol fucking douche who brangs over the internet that they bang'd seven old 98 year old bitches
Robin444C 2 years ago
yea your sister and your granny and your mum and your anties
666kf 2 years ago
7!!! thats it man wow u must be like ugly or something i mean come onnnnn 7!@! thats it wtf is like wrong with u like go see a doctor or something
1atrani 1 year ago
vikmit1 u suck
1atrani 1 year ago
the crazyest thing i did i took a stop sign and me and my freinds stayed at the mall and slept ther lmao good times
familyfan08 2 years ago
no its 2010 you thick shit
davisonjoseph 2 years ago
not any more its 20 10 NOW yay!!
HelloMyNameIsJFACE 2 years ago
I almost peed myself when u poked the dead bird!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!lol
MsSamanthataylor 2 years ago
why is she always opening her eyes that wide?
Butterkipferl 2 years ago
new years eve was my bday happy bday to me
Courtney101z 2 years ago
super girl!!!!!
f1n180585 2 years ago
Hey, I just needed to tell you that I have been sitting here for the passed like, two hours ( its 2:17 AM) watching your videos and I was laughing so hard, I my mom heard me in her room and "SHHHHHHH"
- thought you should know you brought some enjoyment to my night :)!
wolfepookiebear 2 years ago 25
i subscribed to you
webkinz333 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Stepped on my iphone . = '(
DrearyRainClowds 2 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
listen, you are very cute, i wanna fuck you. probably every straight guy who commented on this page would fuck you too, but i am the only REAL man who stopped the video after ten seconds to write this and thats why you should choose me, to have sex with you. please.
poostew 2 years ago
OMG 2009!!! I watched ShaneDawson and got grossed out. You can never eat ANYTHING (no popcorn, no nothin) in front of ANY shaneDawsons videos
I got grossed and spit out my food. Another time got grossed threw up the food I ate B4
HuiAmyOfficial 2 years ago
your fuckin anoying but id stil pork u
noburgers 2 years ago 2
the craziest thing i did was got drunk and and pee in the frozen foods section on asda or walmart whatever you call it
oblidi123 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
HOLYCRAP!!! I have seen her topless at MyPinkBlog,com
pwilliam27 2 years ago
niner niner niner lmao
GxCxOTheGoodLife 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
If i saw u i would tea bag u and shuv my dick up your ass
davisonjoseph 2 years ago 2
yes, davisonjoseph, i would greatly enjoy anal with this girl, but she is going to choose ME, not you because of how seductive i am am with words... haha jk check out the comment i just left her she'll have to say yes.
poostew 2 years ago 2
@davisonjoseph what the hell is wrong with you?!?!
Moira519 1 year ago
@davisonjoseph Wow! I bet you are so proud that you are a looser. It's obvious you are a looser based upon your looser need to post sexual comments to some girl who wouldnt ever even look at you. Congrats on being youtubes number 1 LOOSER!
sasymuzik 1 year ago 2
LOL you were poking a bird at 1:23 xD
LeewinLan 2 years ago
LOL AT 1:51 THAT WAS SO FUNNY
britneyspearsfan1111 2 years ago
Comment removed
wogfun 2 years ago
I want to bang her shitty arsecheeks!
sdfjfasjkdjakfdslkjl 2 years ago
ijustine throwin the horns yeah
cottnwdjoe 2 years ago
well the craziest thing i did was had sex with my friend for the first time in her home
nepalihercules 2 years ago
ur videos are awesome new subscriber
ur beautiful
balkazar666 2 years ago
shes cute
balkazar666 2 years ago
Smart as well.
Ryuhayabusa0123 2 years ago
You always do crazy things!
Darrennerradkonyjd 2 years ago
nice. very clever! sub to me plz??!! illdo the same
tomTrampoline2009 2 years ago
ur really pretty ever think about becoming a model
dae0987 2 years ago 2
Esti un fenomen ,... placut. Poate contamina, si e... bine. (from Romania)
atyga228 2 years ago
when did you sprain your ankle?
astanfo 2 years ago
absolutely love your videos you rock.keep em coming
cottnwdjoe 2 years ago
0:12 ninerninerninerninerniner "ups!" xD
mackiver3000 2 years ago
Me and my friends ran down one of their apartment's lobby in caterpillar suits at 2 AM...
littlebigproduction 2 years ago
i made out w/ my room mates brother in our room then she walked in......... awkard
emocherryrocker123 2 years ago
bought and wore an abbey dawn graffiti hoodie. im a guy =p
snower5554 2 years ago
heart someone badly i didnt care
thebuckeyeman09 2 years ago
i stole a lolipop from a 6 year old...
killersharkdesigns 2 years ago 2
14th of may 2008 i bought some new shoes :o .. CRAZY BITCH
JocosusDK 2 years ago
played video games.... lalalalalalalalalalala
ur sister is alot hotter and ur lips are huge
minicorndowg 2 years ago
i made out with the most popular guy because we where both drunk
slimbrandi101 2 years ago 2
1/3 Heh the fcraziest thing i did in 2008. is actually something really crazy, n i'm not sure if i'm supposed to talk about it but i'll do it anyway.fckncrazy stuff thing wateva: i was in the sea, playin with another person who wishes to remain annoynmous (probobly) well anyway we were playin catch with a beach ball n the wind made it harder to catch, so we often had to run towards it. However there was another bunch of guys who were playin catch and annoyin peoplz intentiaonally! How rude.. so
KiddaDevonHiHi7 2 years ago
2/3 anyway our balls landed very close to one another so we i met face to face with one of those guys, n he asked me if i wanted to join them, but i said no thanks n then after all of that they resumed to piss people off with their pranks. At the same time i was doing sum moves in the water which i called the turtle turkey combos, it were moves i made up and wanted to try out. Nobody saw me, i made sure of that.... later on i got a small pilow in the sea and swam on it. we had a great time, t
KiddaDevonHiHi7 2 years ago
3/3 hat anonymous person and I. But then she wanted to go out of the water so i actually stayed in all by myself and did sum more of those turkey turtle moves. Now the hilarious part of all this is that tan tan tann i dont know how to swim. O my gosh this is so fckd up AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA I really dont, and i did all those stuff AHAHAHAHAH AAAAAA RRRRRRR highschool........... P.S. Justine yu dint answer me, i forgive you, so what's your iQ?
KiddaDevonHiHi7 2 years ago
What a boring story, just a wall of text. And besides, if you want to share you're lifes story, do it in a blogg, it just looks stupid to post 3 comments, it's not THAT interesting to read.
ihnefee 2 years ago
hooker?
kracklejack 2 years ago
What was that Symantec Norton place ? And you have met Billy Bob Thornton? :)
ToweySoftware 2 years ago
wow u know ur very pretty but got the most disgusting feet ever!!!!!
MagicGuy669 2 years ago
umm.. am i the only one that gets a huge woody everytime they watch ijustine?
KillThisChannel 2 years ago
most likely. you like chicks that are basicly 8 years old?
XooJAK3ooX 2 years ago
HA HA YOU STACK OFF YOUR CHAIR rofl
weenylem 2 years ago
I let my friend cut my hair and she cut like the back like half off it was crazy
MariiiaHasProblems 2 years ago
I hope that wasn't a real dead bird she was poking with her bare hands..lol
The fish with one eye was FUCKING FUNNYYY
dlbaker000 2 years ago
did she die?
Thebeastwithinusall 2 years ago
did justine dead?
Zolofgonnakillallya 2 years ago
yes very informative...you are exactly what we need in this day and age. way to use this medium. to hell with natgeo, disc, hist etc...here comes ijustine.
Perihelion99 2 years ago
hooly shit you've played WoW (nerd)!!! ...well the crazyest ting ever doen last in 2008 was prolly watching your first video1...na Jk love you your funnay peace
ib3jakjak 2 years ago
i got rejected by a girl and her best friend
daniel147963 2 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
Thanks for wasting precious time in my life
GloryToMotherRussia 2 years ago
no!
piper5579 2 years ago
does anyone else think she is a loser?
JacobWoffenden 2 years ago 2
kinda...
BOSTIN1116 2 years ago 2
This has been flagged as spam show
i masturbated to ur vids
critter2324 2 years ago
you are masturbating for an indian blakc girl! yes! this girl is black and indian shes fucking
Glitchors 2 years ago
i love masterbating
critter2324 2 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
DUMB TWAT
TROLLSHITZ 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
this is so fck stupid
spiss3000 2 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
the only thing funny in this video is your face
Jumanza 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
ill take a fresh blowjob from u ho
lovingguitarist 2 years ago
wow ur pretty!
tannahfamex12 2 years ago 3
Dibs.
Diehanddieverletzt 2 years ago
god she is fit, she wud get it! big time!
dominoesdeluxe 2 years ago
gawd i want to pooper her
etard82 2 years ago
You too hot to be that irritating
kilik210686 2 years ago 23
I feel off a chair at a fancy restraunt when I was on a date
SillyLily01 2 years ago
YOU ARE SO FUCKING HOT !!!
nikos7411311 2 years ago 2
i dont now wot cazy thang i did in 2008 but in 2007 i went to the er room 4 tims i ges that is cazy.
LyricBoy12 2 years ago
"from now on i shall be called Sergenti" lmfao. Good stuff. That was hilarious.
xmegiixx 2 years ago
lmfao!!!
azynaimee 2 years ago
hahaha this is a random but funny find.
FooseShelby65 2 years ago
LMAO!!! This was funny!!
agjse94 2 years ago
i would be doin something on dat day instead of filmin myself...
anyways your sooooo hhhhooootttttttt!!!!!!
caliskatz4evr 2 years ago
the craziest thing that I have made in 2008 was that I had sex with my ex in a lobby!
was that smth crazy or not? :-/
bogdanbogstefan 2 years ago 2
love the new eyebrows :)
sydneylbyo 2 years ago
It's TUTOUZINAAAAAN!!! YEAS!!!!!
I got here from a Pruane video.
ccricers 2 years ago
hahah
brianjordan4life 2 years ago
LOL wtf? your touching a dead bird 1:23
420tweekin 2 years ago
we started TTMJ
theTTMJshow 2 years ago
Up close and personal.
MonteCristoRecords 2 years ago
why would you want a iphone if you already have one
RuneScapeQuestMaster 2 years ago
i ran into a window....... and it broke
oldmanser 2 years ago
This is sooo annoying.
xMrsxArmstrongx 2 years ago
immature
xxx6942069xxx 2 years ago
well sweety just keep up the good work. and message me sometime
afrothunder352 2 years ago
Olive Garden?.........BULLSHIT
randomutubestuff 2 years ago 2
In 2008, I ate a whole cat by myself, jk!! But I did do that 2 years ago
Flipkofun 2 years ago
at least i wasn't the only one lol
forphuksake 2 years ago
Got attacked by my best friend,After he tried to make out with me...
seankenno1 2 years ago
1:23 is HILARIOUS!
adrian4698 2 years ago
i know the craziest thing you did ;)
spookman117 2 years ago
This kind of girl is one that stalks one when they've break up, and she does crazy things, like telling she will kill you if she see you with another girl - EVEN THOUGH YOU'VE END YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH HER!
Crazy Bitch in another word.
Matheus222 2 years ago
the craziest thing you should do is get gigigigigigititititititity with me
butterfry14 2 years ago
lol at the bikini dance !!! breasts rudhing ew !!
locoyish 2 years ago
wtf?
BubbleHearthers 2 years ago
1:23 - hahaha!
Lucas89x 2 years ago
DUDE why were you poking a dead bird?!
KirshieBarAndFriends 2 years ago 2
Me and my friend took a trash can and rode it in every neighbor hood we could find
xHelloKawaiix 2 years ago
*-*
lemonlikejuice 2 years ago
crazy 2009 people
superannoying1 2 years ago
1:23 is that a real dead bird....cause thats funny!
j0nasXoXl0verx3 2 years ago
did the truffle shuffle xD
HorridProductions 2 years ago
Craziest thing? probably my first chubby bunny game lol.
KookieWee 2 years ago
I LOVE U IJ
bonnalove 2 years ago
Comeing home from Iraq alive..Had a few close calls.
Ziggy1863 2 years ago 3
poking a dead bird!!!!
1mohan 2 years ago
i went outside and not just once..., 3 times yeaqh im hard core!!!!
Mouseskates 2 years ago
shot fireworks off a church roof, yes i was drunk :).
m4brightside 2 years ago
ate spagettios
pezguy13 2 years ago
ew...you poked a bird..
it waaass dead, right??
did you know that..there are like...diseases in dead birds?? feel free to use this as a twitter cmt.
TheNewEra10 2 years ago
I would do you, then kill u ur just so annoying
fiddy187 2 years ago
9er9er9er9er9er9er9er9er9er9er!!!!!!!!!!!
bloated28 2 years ago 2
have u noticed that ur arrows are pointing the wrogn way!
GalenGTV 2 years ago
Oh, I get it. You are quirky. Good job, go hog wild.
Silenxer 2 years ago
went to iraq
nualp 2 years ago
me... i drank for the first time...
WeAreTwoDoorsDown 2 years ago
I fucked iJustine
Hydron27 2 years ago
congrats!
Nolanpb1090 2 years ago
i ate waffles
princessbaby1222 2 years ago 2
lol what a funky dead bird
ChRiScIgI123 2 years ago
go drinking in 6 countrys in 1 day ah dont know what else part from playing sport in different countrys
inventedtoastyaiknow 2 years ago
YOUR SOOOO HOT!!!!
instantmouse 2 years ago
waaat zero G??!?!!?!?? niiice. me 2009 wll be saweet from hur on out!
bObbFaUT 2 years ago
u have a cool face
huntingwolf15 2 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
Hey ijustine why dont you get an ijob and stop being an iloser.
gtrdline 2 years ago
that's a really sucky line gtrdline
xxkrissyxbrookexx 2 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
watching your vids was the craziest thing i ever did haha..... PS you suck ha
GIANTPANCAKES 2 years ago
Did 2 girls at same time (not such a good idea) when the girls are H03s trust me
mconde123 2 years ago
um.....my crazyest thing......TO MANY CRAZY THINGS I CANT HAVE AN ANSWER XD
VidaLuv21 2 years ago
craziest thing: see you
PowskiRevenge 2 years ago
hahahahahahahahaha you're hilarious!
lexxxxyo 2 years ago
OMG your fucken awesome I'm subbing
smoresrvgv 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
DON'T READ THIS! There was a boy named Charlie and he was a smart man. He was killed by an assassain on April 12th, 1975 at the age of 14. If you read this, then tonight while you are sleeping, he will come to your house and go in your heart and stop it from beating, then you know what happens after that. This is was happened to a voice actor at the 4kids company named Maddison Blaustein. If you don't want to end up like Maddie, repost this message to 10 other videos before midnight tonight
tigresspucca16 2 years ago
your hot
njallday12 2 years ago
*you're
SirJackington 2 years ago
funny.
iPodTouchGurl 2 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
your ugly
NEMESIS20999 2 years ago
Comment removed
wiixboxps4 3 years ago
money
billabong59fifty 3 years ago
my birthday is on newyears dayy :P
moniemontano 3 years ago
"The fuckerton bear"? Whats that supposed to mean?
Magyarorszag100 3 years ago
took a piss of a shead roof maybe?
Timotay 3 years ago
2:20...INCREDIBLE...you are way to lucky... XD
mwscoofield 3 years ago