ALL HAIL SUPER CONGRESS!

[KittenKoder]

The problem, it's not just the Republicans ... people who think the Democrats are actually better are as deluded as those who think Republicans want smaller government.

However, didn't you hear, we need a committee of committees for committees.

[OHanswerME4Hamlet20]

fuck all the commenters

[Auno101]

Why can't we have smart people like you running our country? I am tired of all the good for nothing , heartless people.

[TheCash21011x]

whole else would want this guy for president, i would, you know if i was still in america XP

[cytherina]

Here's an american for you:

I like that the government runs the police, firebrigade, educational system and social security,

BUT SOCIALISING MEDICINE IS COMMUNISM!

[fabaum22]

TJ, you just don't get it. It makes sense to take money from those who barely have it and spare the incredibly rich for being less rich.

Really, how has this gone so far in there?

[rhcrazyface43]

if every country in the world put their military budget into one bank account the United States would be 44 percent of that account

[oliverjre]

mmmm i feel like golden grams

[lexluthier22]

fuck golden grams

[riskoish]

i miss tj and cody working together :P

[themegaradical]

wow this is the smartest thing I have ever heard.

[TheTankRust]

Amazing Athiest 2016 anyone? 

[xXPikachu95Xx]

The Amazing Atheist for president! :D

[olavsinmail]

taa for president

[mortemdrummer]

I love how the music at the end was a bit more somber... we're all in this together. We'll figure something out.

GOOD LUCK CHILDREN

[Samuslovr1]

TJ FOR PRESIDENT

[FornicateWithRaptors]

I don't think we even HAVE golden grahams in Norway.

[xTRUExJEEBUSx]

Please run for President. I will vote for you, as I'm sure your entire fan base would.

[MrOmniblast]

But how the FUCK...did he know about my Golden Grahams? O_O

[Kevowulf]

Finally... I'm gonna get me some Golden Grahams.

[LifeNetStudios]

Why do i have that hes related to Carlin

[jalski1downshroom]

If I cross my eyes the right way, you have a third one.

[ThomasXp]

US is to close to a dictatorship. 2 parties. wow, thats democratic.

[KaijuKingGojira]

lol super godzilla that game sucks

[0001gtafan]

I...I...I... I FUCKING LOVE THIS MAN! SMARTEST PERSON IN THE FUCKING COUNTRY!!!!!!!

[Pr0pagandaFilms]

@0001gtafan yep he certainly is

[kurama10271]

@0001gtafan wheres the "this is completely right and make this guy fucking president" button?

[0001gtafan]

@kurama10271 I DON'T FUCKING KNOW! THEY BETTER MAKE ONE! LIKE, RIGHT NOW!

[eliminatorrAQW]

@0001gtafan SMARTEST PERSON IN THE WORLD

[VetinariClone]

@0001gtafan Hahahaha no.

[DnbDubJunkie]

@0001gtafan Howard the Humongous is smarter, just saying.

[novoiperkele]

@0001gtafan Yep, tells alot of american intelligence

[AnimeFan4815]

@0001gtafan u're wrong. u are fucking wrong.

HE IS THE SMARTEST PORSON IN THE WORLD!!!!

[Fox9720]

Would you say that the U.S is a plutocracy?

[doobdoob2]

@Fox9720 Yes

[HarryIsTheGamingGeek]

I can't find any Golden Grahams. Probably because I live in England.

[RomansBookReport]

I congress is as pathetic, corrupt, idiotic as you say, why do you want them to get more of my money?

[jomesband070]

super toilet

[MooCowMilkshakes]

I laughed my ass off when I was listening to this while doing my homework and you said the line about Golden Grahams. It's so true.

[CyValkarion]

1. Marilize legajuana

2. Tax said substance

3. ?????

4. Profit. Literally.

[happilylonelygamer]

@CyValkarion  3. People fucking buy it?

[StarchaserXXI]

My friend from Holland says they used to have socialized health care and it sucked ass, but what they did is re institute privately owned health care, but they made it so that if you can't afford it, healthcare would be provided to you. It's like how it is with attorneys, if you can't afford one one will be provided for you. I think that was an excellent fucking idea. The people who can afford it can get the best they can, and the poor people can still be taken care of.

[childofreletivity]

@StarchaserXXI The NHS in the UK is good. It has always been good. But only because we're so heavily invested in it

[cytherina]

@StarchaserXXI

Same here in Germany: The rich are privately insured and get more immediate treatment, and their bills make sure everyone else also gets a turn. It's funny how americans think we are 'unfree' because of that.

[doombow666]

@StarchaserXXI

also Dutch health insurance companies are not allowed to deny you insurance no matter what your age or current health is.

[xeryph]

@StarchaserXXI As long as the cut-off income level is well adjusted, then that IS an excellent system.

[StarchaserXXI]

My Brazilian and Canadian friends tell me the healthcare they get from socialized health care is pretty shitty. I don't think socialized, universal, healthcare is the answer. I do think healthcare should be put under more regulations so they can't fuck the people who can't afford it.

[simplydiffer]

AmazingAtheist for president.

[Vote4Nava]

Outstanding rant, brother!

[mstraney]

$10,000 is a 5 figure income, so I presume TJ meant 6 figure income @ 6:00.

If you make $10,000 a year (below the poverty line) you probably need some kind of social security.

[sonicmeyer1]

cunt



[MrYoukingtube]

4:00

when he mentioned how he is starting to think (this is probably sarcastic from him though) that maybe obama is some sort of GOP spy, it reminded me that there was a story written by some guy, cant remember it was a while ago, who said that obama isnt a democrat, and he's a secret conservative. and considering how much FREAKIN' POWER HE HAS, and the fact that HE HASNT DONE ANYTHING EVEN IN SERIOUS SITUATIONS shows that he might just be a secret conservative...think about it.

[p4ndiamond]

Everyone likes this because hating obama is cool lol...typical

[vnelly3]

the fight to the death idea was pure genius

[MrBlackguy101]

This is just an idea why don't you stop talkin about it and do something about it

[dxhhhwwecwwwf1985]

i have watched this video 15 times it is still funny

[gulbirk]

Democrats, lol

They remaind me of the that little kid in first grade who says that he will be your best friend, and he wont give into pear pressure.

[Bullfr0g174]

@gulbirk what is pear pressure?

[gulbirk]

@Bullfr0g174 "Peer Pressure"

[SGTSlashRazor]

Hey! America! Loosen your grip, you're breaking my balls!

[TheBernhard100]

Germany FTW

[ninjalex08]

How about starting a tax on religion? It'll take away the "stupidity tax" name from the lottery, but that's a small price to pay.

[badzulu44]

@ninjalex08 three words. "YES YES YES"

[mancordova]

:)

[DemiGodofDreams]

why the fuck does the government need more revenue? OUR REVENUE! They spend anything they get, have you forgotten they're in a 13 trillion dollar debt? Did You spend that? Did I? No. Then who? The people that we give our taxes to. Tax cuts for the rich so they don't cut jobs. Maintaining order before we get rallies and mobs. Figure it out you liberal bitches. London is how we'll be in a matter of minutes. Capitalism wins all socialism grabs you by the balls. Fuck ya'll! gain some gray matter now

[ScissorHand26]

@DemiGodofDreams

How do you look at capitalism's failures and then conclude that socialism is the problem? Socialist countries are doing amazing right now. Their people are healthier, more educated, less violent, etc. Not sure if you're saying that trickle down is good or bad here, I'd hope you weren't thinking it was good. Even Reagan's major financial advisor has said that it's a horrible idea in your countries economic state, and he was the guy that was largely responsible for starting it.

[DouglasF23]

@DemiGodofDreams When Cody talks about American being ill informed...that would be people like you he's talking about

[BA418]

nah man his name is Barry

[gbrooks2]

And now he pisses fuckin'... ACID! And he shits fire!

[7crusader7]

Fools & children, nice quote.

[wetdream09]

Hahahahahaahaha u can be soo funny ;D

[BladeStrikes]

Obama = retarded

[ToxicRockShitt]

FDA> no wonder we are broke people. Look at all the bullshit they

have us wrapped up into.

A big steaming burrito of lies and propaganda. ENJOY!!!

[ToxicRockShitt]

Obama is a pussy, a puppet, war criminal, terroist. Congress is a body of swayed politions by rich globalist lobby gangs. The Federal reserve is a PRIVATE bank,

out to entrap and enslave society worldwide. which by the looks of it.. They have

been pretty god damn sucessful with brainwashing and monetary enslavement.

Kill Congress, Kill the federal reserve and DEmolish the bullshit crooked institutions such as all these ATF>FBI>DEA>CIA>DA>PD>NAVY>ARM­Y>AIRFORCE>VISA>PAYPAL>

SWAT

[proudstr8]

this guy is so fat

[VanillaSilver]

Thumbs up if you zoned in and out randomly throughout the video.

[VanillaSilver]

All hail Super Congress! *superhero background music*

[chefextra]

i am eating chocolate from france right now........

[lordy500]

Obama screwed this up, he should have let america fall into disrepair and quit immediately... No offence, but you don't deserve a good president like him.

[bigchamp18]

Wheres the video of where TJ is talking about the bill that monitors everything you do on the internet and it has to do with "Keeping children from watching porn on the internet"?

[Jeffersonwazright]

Yes, the military budget needs to be cut drastically.

[CheezeWolf]

WHY THE FUCK DONT PEOPLE EVER LEARN!

WE HAVE BEEN USING TRICKLE DOWN ECONOMICS FOR MORE THAN A CENTURY, AND IT NEVER WORKED

[Kamaraga90]

i was accually thinking of life cereal

[gearsmasher65]

obama is a pussy

[AwesomeBlackDude]

@lordlicious Let me tell you what I do know,.. Corporations had brought most Republicans and the United States is own and dictated by the mega riches. Our air is being cultivated with alots ionizing from fukushima japan nuclear plant which was the fault of Russian selling unstable core materials, uranium, plutonium. HAARP was turn on to reduce radioactive ionizing radiation from the air. On that note the tea party control congress becos the tea parties are the Rich Corporations,

[Kickmeinmygroind]

TJ if you were a politician, I would gladly be the little bitch that sucks your dick to relieve the stress of public office.

[EZNKPD]

I would vote for this motherfucker for public office.

[cOrAluvsthee]

@lordlicious

Oh hey congrats you know how to use a thesaurus. Now maybe you can make some sense. What you posted had NOTHING to do with the original argument. Great job, snowflake.

[lordlicious]

@cOrAluvsthee Who are you claling snowflakes you manga looser? If you do not understand what is being said, ask, personal assumptions just make you look stupid.

[nabiscobacon]

I WILL FIX THE FUCK OUT OF THE DEBT!! LOL

[fugor001]

I love the fight to the death idea xD

[Demosthenes0725]

The Democrats & Republicans are on the same side; they are working together to protect the corps & the bankers, but from different angles.

The left is bought & paid for just like the right, why would ppl think they'd ever represent us? The regulation Democrats impose just choke out small biz & widen the gap between classes. The FDA for ex: Bayer gets away w/ giving AIDS to kids abroad but a girl selling lemonade gets the 3rd degree.

Btw Clinton removed regulations for credit default swaps.

[watchingmefall83]

lots of george carlin here.

[ethan1581]

China doesnt have 1 billion people, its Japan.

[LangeE612]

@ethan1581 read up your facts, 1 billion people wouldn't even fit on the islands of Japan

[narutofan9999]

@LangeE612

Don't talk to stupid people.

[OldaurGold]

Super Congress = Superman. LOL

[sandman9913]

I like the fight to the death idea more than the current system......

[stooge389]

@sandman9913 That way you have a chance, this way the healthcare company always wins....

[RevolutionConception]

You basically described what Ron Paul wants to do, and I know where you stand with him, and I'd have to agree, they all suck, but he's honestly our best option.

[Manoffriendship]

"SUCKING BANER'S BONER, BARACK LOVES THE COCK !!"

[Areallykelwguy]

Golden Grahams? DISGUSTING!

Chicken Biscuits are where it's at mother fuckas

[ogdog187]

Same thing that george carlin said by just word it differently.

[Ravenhouse2]

Flagged for promoting terrorism/communism/liberalism

This guy is a communist promoting the end of American values. Since when was is cool to rant about fiscal responsibility?

[TheWoodstock2009]

Obama is a pussy!!!

[CanzoniBigotte]

Start the end of humanity as we know it.

Humanity now, symbolically:

Politicians do what they want and are crazy

Humanity is retarded

Politicians relieve themselves into the mouth of mankind

Who does not want to eat shit is beaten by police

The humanity of the future, without symbolism:

THE SAME!

[151mcx]

nice man... I believe in the same solutions.. When are you gonna run? :)

[DropLoadz]

I agree with some of your views on how to solve the debt crisis. it's been proven that raising taxes would lead to less revenue. Also, if Reaganomics is BS then why did it work? the taxes of the Clinton era raised unemployment percentages. other than that, your ideas are great! love the show.

[WolfieboyMachi]

TJ... You really should run for president.

Seriously.

[12kidder1]

TJ for president! Lead us out of this fucking hellhole we've dug ourselves into!

[kaimelis]

Death Race ;)

[TakerofTheSouls]

Brilliant.

[JacobDanielRay]

"pisses acid." LOL :)

[sadrequiem]

I live in a developing country. I guess just politicians are idiots all around the world, but it's a shame to see America taking so many stupid choices.

They have the power and resources, but the system they've fallen into (uber-capitalism) is making them fuck themselves

[nrvrine427]

@sadrequiem They're self-serving assholes. Most politicians are not interested in making their country better, they just want to make money.

[dubya68]

@sadrequiem There is nothing "uber" about our "capitalism" in America.

[mexicanmayhem88]

Fuck the "super congress" Imma get me some golden grahams

[FallingInHate666]

If con is the opposite of pro...

Is congress the opposite of progress?

\m/ (♯｀∧´) \m/

[Mr7tv]

@FallingInHate666 copyright of philosoraptor

[TwistedComplex]

@FallingInHate666 actually yes

congresses job is to literally halt the progress of a bill for debate before its pushed through

[not2tees]

TJ speaks for the sane - a sadly abused minority in the Globo-Copocracy of the USA.

[not2tees]

If Murka weren't deaf, blind and mute, and zoned that way by corporate mainstream media, this video would have something like 100,000,000 views.

[linchpin13]

If they decide things that have to be cut let them cut the super congress ;) problem solved 

[JeefxSisloxx]

This video has inspired me... to... get some fucking golden grahams.

[Whyyousuchadumbbutt]

@JeefxSisloxx you've inspired me to masturbate

[TheNigger12]

cnn=communist news network

[ILoveKubake]

Years ago, I used to think TJ was pretty smart and impressive, but after I learned me some education, he's a pretty huge opinionated bigot. No pun intended. People need to stop eating the shit spewing out of his mouth. It's pretty overrated.

[metallicind]

@ILoveKubake Haha, right, i know not everything he says is true but cmon, he's pointing out the obvious pretty much all the time.The higherups are all educated to. The problem is that most of the of educated people are not thinking straight. They involve so much crap in to there viewpoints it becoming far more complicated than it realy is. I'm not a professor , but i got my fair share of education and i see it happen. Dont get me wrong though, education isn't a bad thing. (Sorry for my english.)

[person1122233]

TJ, have you ever thought of running for president?

[PlaidManRules]

But I like golden grams

[DrPepperPower87]

Yeah, he mentioned Germany! Ok, guys, now it's time for the Nazi insults!

[awesomemonkeyness69]

reminds me of death race

[snorreproductions]

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY FUCKING BOOK?! SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK?! ALMOST AN ENTIRE YEAR FOR FUCKS SAKE!!! I live in Norway... and I ordered it in november 2010 and it got shipped in between april and may... WHAT THE FUCK?!?!

[mikeandyholloway]

I couldn't conceive of a video SUPERPACKED with more win. Fuck Reganomics, Milton Friedman was a kook.

[ange76prkr]

beard for the win ;)

[TheMerchantDS]

You know what you need?

Your own TV show.

[CorbeezeJD]

TJ you are a person to believe in. This is why I love you.

[CorbeezeJD]

Holy shit I need some fucking GOLDEN GRAMS!

[bassplayer703]

fuck this two party system, we need at least 10 parties,this never gets us any were

[DragonChild069]

I say that we all yell "Viva La Revolution!", if things keep up then within the next 20 years we'll all be speaking chinese..

[IrRrIS1l3nt]

all hail american capitalism. its not about gettin shit done, its about spending and getting money. and german healthcare is much better yeah :D

[FROGHOPPER111]

It actually angers me that people him aren't running America

[ooohpie]

They won't cut the military because its very profitable, think about all the resources being stolen from other country's to support your sadistic motherland, this wouldn't be possible without a strong military and some convincing lies.

[ThebanPhalanx]

@ooohpie

USA needs to go to war again and get enough money to pay debts back to the world.

Fuck the UK up. Fucken royal family has heaps of cash.

[klm4298]

@ThebanPhalanx Haha.

[ooohpie]

@ThebanPhalanx Your stupidity doesn't surprise me, you're American.

[ThebanPhalanx]

@ooohpie

Your stupidty doesn't surprise me neither.

[ooohpie]

@ThebanPhalanx Either* not neither,



[cschierer69]

I thought the Republicans said that if we keep the Bush Tax Cuts and we don't raise the debt ceiling and we dont pass universal healthcare that the economy would skyrocket and jobs would be created. Well that didn't happen. I think the Republicans are just trying to make Obama look bad so he won't get re-elected

[viemdi11]

Amazing Atheist for president??? lol, awesome vid man. couldn't have said it any better. Bravo.

[zKyl3z]

Shit man I'd vote for you :D

[PorterzX2FIW]

i want golden grams

[epicseizurenow]

Funny how the plan made the super congress has 6 Republicans and 6 democrats, and thats it? Are they biasing against independents and other parties? Or is this just the 2 majority parties?

[MennacetoSociety]

i thnk we should let this guy fix the fuckin debt..

[MrDeppness]

Raise taxes TJ? Are you freaking kidding me? Some of your other ideas are good and sound like Ron Paul's, but raising taxes? You think we don't pay enough taxes? Our govt gets $200 BILLION a month in taxes. It's not the taxes that need to go up one bit. It's the spending that needs to go down SIGNIFICANTLY. Like 60 to 70% actually. That means ending entitlements and needless war. Then we could lower taxes and all live better and with less debt. See how easy it is?

[cschierer69]

@MrDeppness Ron Paul is just a Libertarion who can speak well. Don't worry hes not that great. Spending creates jobs and helps the economy.

[MrDeppness]

@cschierer69 Yes but how are people going to have money to spend when they are taxed up the ass 24/7? If you allow people to keep their money they can expand businesses, hire more people who will also be able to keep their money and do the same. Soon the govt gets more revenue because the economy is thriving. Ron Paul predicted the housing crisis in 2002. He predicted the wars never would end and our freedoms would be stolen. He was right all along and everyone else was wrong. Time for Ron Paul!

[machielste1]

@MrDeppness raise taxes for rich ppl he meant

[MrDeppness]

@machielste1 1, Not what he said and 2, that's still stupid. Instead let's LOWER taxes on the middle class, limit the power/pay of politicians, cut out about 80% of the wasteful government which is junk anyway, end all the wars, protect our borders, allow opting out of all entitlements, end the Fed, IRS, and restore sound money (gold and silver) and let the free market handle its way out.

You see, as a liberal TJ is automatically wrong on economics by default. Keynes and socialism failed.

[Ravenhouse2]

@MrDeppness

seriously...Keynes died in '46 along with is skewed economic philosophy. I wish Liberals would put logic in front of their so-called "sympathy".

[Captain0Newman]

@Ravenhouse2

Quite. Keynes died in 46... now look where things have come to....

[RainK9]

i wish this was all over :( its terrible...

[avianmosquito]

Obama's a president. Presidents are worthless figureheads, get used to it.