Your Business Card is Psycho

[MadameCynosure]

If he thinks that's impressive, he should see Paul Allen's card.

Shit has a watermark.

[alwayzsure]

lol rob dyrdek AND RWJ sent me here!

[IBurnFat]

awesome shot!

[raziel2122]

haha!!

[CanineFaeces]

You should've kept it going. It finished before i peaked my laughter at that cunt.

[toemasie]

awesome!  good job on this video!

[Puupli10]

blasic

[ReservationAtDorsia]

Nice... just a shame you couldn't carry on with the 'what do you do guaranteed?' etc

With optional replies:

'I'm into, uh, well, murders and executions, mostly.'

'I like to disect girls...'

'Is that Irvana Trump?'

'I have to return some video tapes'

'argggggh Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now you fucking stupid bastard'

'I'm Patrick Bateman! I chopped Allen's fucking head off!... or

'Don't you wanna know what I do ? Well, I work on Wall Street. for Pierce & Pierce. Have you heard of it?'

[EyerisEyeris]

He's definitely ready to be 'axed'!!!!

[piplupgirl423]

ROFL

[jankendorf]

WIN

[Carson8402]

Haha that's FUNNY

[1pokerknight]

lmao this was great

[SloanMotykaStudio]

damn that guy was pissing off christian bale

[BarbieBillionaire]

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!

[schafferloaders]

Great job, what a crack up

[RedostarFirst]

HEY JOEL!!!!!!

[1991123ihatethissite]

lol the mashup made in heaven

[thegreatone182]

WOW HOMO!!!!

[thegreatone182]

WOW HOMO!!!!

[adi4x]

nice work :D

[grevious2235]

what is the name of thebackground song ?

[Kristof678]

love is pain

[kantongnoodles]

should have concluded with bateman dropping the chainsaw on his annoying distasteful ass

[Shestarr]

I wish they'd make this clip longer hhaahas!

[Shestarr]

TOOOOOOOOOO funny! LMFAO :-D

[pokemonFlyBy]

:)))) lol :))))

[tikidevil]

Great scene! Great film.

[TWiSTiDLiTTiLFUCK]

if it doesn't hold a crease, how the hell are you supposed to load your bong with it? I'm just saying.

[slimkt]

Haha, I thought of American Psycho when I saw that "Your Business Card Is Crap" video too.

[s0undtribe]

very good

[christianmetalgear]

has anyone got the song?

[travisleake]

This card doesn't belong in a rolodex, but your hair does.

[thanasis89]

lol

[72ve17]

25 years - you must be a slow thinker

[Eduquadra]

see it. it's incredible

[CanineFaeces]

@72ve17 I laughed hard at that comment. 25 years!?!?!?!

[officialmcsi]

@72ve17 hehehe

[bonsai108]

@72ve17

AL DVS - Make haste slowly.

[SixYards]

Fanfuckingtastic

[kbutterfly3]

Mine is foiled, embossed, and..... HAS POP-UP PICTURES! ohh-ahh~

[cotloner]

Nice one.

[xXxDragunov14xXx]

LOL! It took him 25 years to create the exact same card!

[tarsi]

Checkout RAISEDCONNECTIONdotCOM for another great business card alternative. They have the first business card that actually "Talks" to cell phones.

[oiclolknoob]

awesome!

[MadBug09097]

This doesn't belong in a rolodex!

[Tedsuzan]

lol, I'm so glad you did this...I just made a parody of my own...it never gets old...

[danielspital]

yeesssss, someone finally realised the great link between this amazing film and that guy

[woodrackets]

Touche! The guy's writhing on the floor, bleeding from the ego.

[Zubryd]

nicely done.