Halo: Reach - Fails of the Weak Volume 34 (Funny Halo Bloopers and Oopsies!)

[Finnsplayers]

There's a joke in family guy where Meg is having a sleep over and Peter comes down in his underwear and he falls through the stairs half way and Meg said god kill me now and you see a red dot on her forehead and you see god with a sniper rifle and then the phone rings and he ansers and said hey tammy

[samanthakaye28]

0:40 1 of his team mates spawn in

[josho94]

churches first headshot :D



[mcraezy72]

That killshot from heaven was Church shooting the broken Epsilon Unit. He still sucks at sniping.

[shawsgameblogging]

Homer was in heaven going blueberry I call it

[naruto788123]

Smite for the win

[Martalcody]

lol, Lopez. (gotta love those Red vs. Blue refernces.

[1randomdude4]

4:13 Well, Jack, they don't call it HALO for nothing

[recskapitany]

Is it only me or at 3:40 the red guy is trying to ctach the warthog? XD

[momothemonkey132]

god shot is amazing !!!

[bavosa98]

at 2:00 the grunt has no weapon

[timegods1996]

i the god and i just kill you with spierrirle

[SharkBait19901]

3:39 hes like "I can grab it"

[xGaMeMaSt3rX623]

If a vehicle is driverless and killz u it uzually sayz killed by the guardianz

[Rice9001]

Lol, Evil Otto (00:58) is a Bungie employee. "Who put that fucking ledge ther-- oh wait, it was me lol."

[BlazenSpark]

@Rice9001 Its that akward moment where you get pissed off at something you made.

[Drumclax]

He owned with Chuck Norris :D !Headshot!

[X64DaysofLightX]

i love this

[MultiDai5]

The guardians get the kill

[Asiansrock835]

@Firestorm10000000 yeah? Me too. Since the 74 vid

[TechYew]

My ad just buffered. This has gone too far.

[happy00slappy]

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[918hobbes]

pause at 3:40 u can c a shotgun from the blue shot off n hit the red

[erichkendrick]

lmao god is better at halo then you

[Echo7099]

Master Chief missed trying to snipe from the other side of the Halo.

[firestar9911]

@Echo7099 he didn't miss. it hit PR Punk Skater. :P

[gaminginmyblood]

@Echo7099 no he didnt....master chief dosnt miss.....:)

[TheLastODST1]

@gaminginmyblood Realy, I thought he was gust a green Noob who likes to spray and pray. lol! :D

[gaminginmyblood]

@TheLastODST1 shhhh youll give his secret away....people are listening....

[Ghostlyghostgamer]

@Echo7099 ...which proves that every time Master Chief fires a sniper rifle, it kills something, even if you don't know it.

[Echo7099]

3:02

That was like the opening of the Bip Bap Bam Welcome to Firefight trailer.

[ToXiiCfRo]

the guys who went to halo heaven got their kill on the guy from the final clip

[Gearsofhalo119]

the body that hit the gunner didnt kill him the shotgun delayed fired and killed him LOL i saw the smoke from the shotguns barral

[DemonicWolf100]

last clip he whacked at the enemy and got lunged toward wall killing him then his gun fired after death towards the sky

[HeavenhoundVII]

Dang, that Grunt can commit suicide and live! i love Grunts...=]

[ratastic98]

73 people got assasinated by god

[DrQuagmire1]

@ratastic98 better make that 74 people

[MRLOCO575]

this is fuuny shit

[KingdomKing13]

And on the seventh day, God rested...by playing Halo, apparently.

[hoopyskies]

BOOM headshot! :D

[MrCoolkids4eva]

I SHOT THAT SHOR 4 REALS NO LIE

[PingPongAndDub]

3:37 the body didn't kill the gunner it was a shotgun shot, if you look at it a few times you can see that he was holding a shotgun and you can see the smoke from the shotgun.

[lockheart120]

GOD IS A RED!!!

[brandonbllec]

You know youre an ahole when god takes the time to shoot your ass from heaven.

[DevilMalice]

"DAMMIT I MISSED! GOD KILL ME NOW!"

God: =D HEADSHOT!

[danielsock1]

Omg I just got killed n ported to a different map only I was playing campaign at first n I ended up on multiplayer

[Scarifar1]

LOL God plays Halo! XD

[addman012]

he got assassinated by god

[majinkindall]

@ 2:48 he planned that so his teamate won't get the wraith

[dareabledog89]

@majinkindall do you mean the ghost

[majinkindall]

@dareabledog89 no i meant skorpion

[VampKidTony]

"an angel murdered him" xD

[RotMGdrumline]

@firestorm. sweet! That is exactly what I am doing too. yes I got comment 8001

[MayorgaOso]

3:33, not hit by body but the shotgun went off after the blue dude died killing the red at close range.

[Firestorm10000000]

i am watching the entire series backwards

[GBeRRaTiiC]

@Firestorm10000000 same here



[ShadowBlayde47]

Sniper Jesus.

[MrABanister]

On the seventh day God rested. On the eighth day God made halo and pwned some noobs

[WTFGameplays]

so God finally got to kill meg

[vcatzz]

I bet the blue who was assassinated by god was like "Yeah F*** God, I'mma Atheist." *Assassinated by God*

[didle6]

1:39 look at the arm is that kat

[HaloReachMcFarlaneHD]

@didle6 No, its the Collar Breacher [R] Chest, which features her robotic arm.

[sonnyconny656]

@HaloReachMcFarlaneHD no it is gungnir

[HaloReachMcFarlaneHD]

@sonnyconny656 No, you're wrong again, there is no GUNGNIR Chest Piece in Halo Reach. Only Shoulder and Helmet.

[ztdt33]

UPLOADED ON MY BIRTHDAY!!!

[ThePersianmyth]

Haha 4:10 An angel decided that PR Punk Skater's time was was over in Halo.

[tiggers527]

Love the shot from God

[88Guthix]

gotta love grunts

[bleep196]

Explosions Michael Bay, lol the tags are hilarious...

[neumannj656]

god is on the side of the reds, and hates all blue...but i love that it is a suicide lol

[smithcarey1]

@neumannj656 i happen to like blues

[JJRDG]

well to make people finally understand this the bullet could have ricochet on the corner of the stage limits. do to that sometimes the end of the stage is made with a solid to not let anything pass nor glitch and well this was a 1 in a millionth shot ;) this guy should be proud ;)

[Tecmaster96]

And god said to master chief: "Thoust shalt turneth they other cheek, unless the opponent is n00bish, on which case I shalt refer you the Jesus-Noob scale, to maketh thoust descion. go forth my son, and pwnth all the n00bz"

[NotSoTalentedWun]

I gotta stop watching cuz my face is hurting from laughing too much

[footballkrk]

OMG!!!! finaly a kill by the guardians

[TheDestroyer7608]

How did the bullet even richochet..?

[BlackJesus191]

Ricochete off the moon? PORTAL 2

[SpacemanSpiff1337]

Yeah, I was just taking potshots from the other side of the halo and it said "sniper kill."

[Sold2059]

you were assanated by god

god earned double kill

[Blerpers]

Wait no top comet... kittens?

[sandz81]

:o so thats what happened to the Dinos

[zombiemaster5]

he got assistioned by god i like that line

[JonesIndy123]

72 people got assassinated by God

[RECON2461]

HAHAHHA super grunt

[D0WWE0Productionz]

airbourne

[meatguy123]

lol 3:46 he got killed by god Lol

[LiamTheJademaster]

Sometimes i get naked at night and lay in my bed and pretend im a sandwich.

[Bosslaser]

THAT LAST ONE WAS FUCKING SICK!!!!! :D

[Prisoner1818]

And on the first day God said " ha I owned you"

[CnGstudios69]

man arrow to knee meet god shot from heaven

[MrMoustacheNinja]

lol getting assinated by God

[ork476]

Lightning courtesy of Zues

[KINGOFAERODRONE]

2:10 , the real fail was the red missing the jump into the turret

[AbsentNinjawaffles4]

OOOHHH MMMYYY GGGOOODDD TTTHHHAAATTT LLLLAAASSSTTTT PPPAAARRRTTT!!!!



[awkwardsword]

when you get assassinated from heaven, that is a message from God that you suck in Halo

[puertoricanXX23XX]

@awkwardsword forget what I said I didn't read "from heaven"

[wolfmanavalos]

God damn it shut up with tha arrow 2 tha knee jokes u fucken mofo

[JPHigginbottom]

THAT JOKE IS SOOOO FUCKING OLD @simplestarstudios SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKER!

[SimpleStarStudios]

i used to write arrow to the knee jokes until i took an arrow to the knee :)

[MrXDETC]

4:10 angel of death XD

[wolfmanavalos]

God don't like u cuz u sleep with his son...wait that came out wrong

[Bobbyboy532]

thumbs up if u like reading top comments.

[Bismarckisawesome]

2:57 it was a betrayal.

[ColinXDDD2]

If you look closly at 3:34 the shotgun killed the red :-)

[MilanTnProjects]

at the end its a wrath of god

[frankpo1985]

evil oto es un empleado de bongie

[jedieasyer]

at the end i was like O.O he must of said god kill me now and it worked! :O i never knew if it did now i will try this :3

[danops93]

I WISH THIS STUFF HAPPENED TO ME

[MsJkl555]

im pretty sure there is a lag for the lunge

so he went back in time but his sword didnt

so he suicide

[MsJkl555]

im pretty sure he (blue first clip) had rocket boots

[Redemption2022]

that last one was crazy



[colonelares]

He got assasinated by god lol

[Techiess]

at 3:35 the corpse didn't kill the gunner, the copses's shotgun went off after death and killed him.

[Arcralf]

For the heaven shot, The halo in the background acts as a mirror for weapons like snipers. So the bullet wedged between the corners, and shot out at the halo, hit it and was raped.

[Jordan73519]

the red on the last clip was my sis

[xxsnipingspreex]

hes like don't leave me

[ienjoytimesplitters]

1:49 It's actually pretty simple, only the grunt's hands were in the bubble, so it killed the marines, but the grunt survived because his body was outside the bubble shield.

[stupidzombiezz]

What i think happend on the grunt vid was that his hands were in the drop sheild but his body was out side so the explosion didnt hit his body so he survived

[callofdookie854]

the heaven shot isnt what you think... if you look carefully u can just see another ricochet from his shot going up to the sky. i assume it bounced off the edge of the map or something... thumbs up so ppl can see what rly happened!!

[marcus3968]

the grunt happen a lot to me

[ShadowTheHedgehogCZ]

0:32 look on the ground, back to me, now back on the ground, back to me - I am in warthog! BOOOM!

[TheCaboose23]

67:56:12

[boydragon148]

i figured out what happend... himself from the future died and he didnt like when he died so when he went to heaven he went to the past and then shot himself before it happend.

[MrRyan9000]

1:23 My favorite

[ghost9988776]

in this film there was a person that didnt believe in god at 4:09. Next time he was killed by god so always believe in god

[TheBreathofthedragon]

God hates him :P

[MistaFloober]

2:56

The Guardians get the kill :D

[vatscove]

1:10

So a spartan walks into a bar...

[1916dan1798]

I love when god murders him :P

[lordlierjet]

Ey Jack and Geoff in the fails of Breakpoint the shotgun fire and kill the red you can watch the smoke of the shotgun and I AM FROM MEXICO

[Lolliloll1285]

That last one was probably karma. He probably hit an angels arm or something.

[TheRedrum3116]

4:10 god and chuck Norris were sniping each other chuck Norris gets headshot on god then a ricochet on him

[Bosslaser]

Geoff wats ur email I'm gonna send u a clip in w8 Bosslaser

[Sandman3984]

4:10 was Chuck Norris shooting him from MW3

[knight6147]

4:10 god kills him

[BigtownRooster]

that shot went to halo 2 where johnson says "for a brick he'd do pretty good."

[KaisermageVideos]

FPSRussia sniped him.

[258hman]

2:00 grunt has no gun

[stoopidblender]

0:28, a for effort?

[Hitman41165]

lol,

charge your weapon but be ready,wait for the target to shoot,that will cover your shot!

SHOOT HIM NOW!

god to the angel Dimitri,the angel that killed that last guy*any1 get the refrence?*

[PumblechuckTV]

@Hitman41165 is it COD 5 by any chance?

[Hitman41165]

@PumblechuckTV yes *also known as COD world at war or WaW*

finally some1 gets it!

[OmegaInfernox]

it never gets old

[vasetsky192837]

God missed Meg....Family Guy reference very little people are gonna know

[PumblechuckTV]

@vasetsky192837 i get it but im not sure which episode nice reference btw

[jack834ful]

I used to make arrow to the knee jokes but then i took a vagina to my penis

[LooseOrTight]

I remember when I was taking pot shots from battle canyon, I got a kill from nowhere. Now I know...

[fastkid235]

@LooseOrTight in that last video at the end that was my friend that got killed there man

[SuperMClone]

the sniper bullet bounced on a invisible wall,you know does do you? well i do not care but he got killed by god!!! holy shit!

[barrakstevens]

lol Michael Bay (tags)

[SmokinGun95]

he got assassinated by god. XD

[tsubasa198]

That's no moon!!

[roosterteethown]

i used to write arrow to the knee jokes then i took a god shot to the face from heaven

[gleke]

@roosterteethown epic

[Gigaguy777]

@roosterteethown What in the fuck?

[TheMario810]

@roosterteethown i used to write arrow to the knee jokes then i took a basketball to the nuts

[thecreepersbane]

ah the episode that started it all for me ^w^

[jebwatson]

What the hell happened in that last one?.?.?. That's just crazy.

[87scots]

the 8 one with the guy in the warthog got shot by the shotgun it is still a fail cause the gun shot after he was dead

[87scots]

@87scots 3:33 is when you see the bullets behind the daed blue

[ritoxyami]

Like if u love someone thats right keep scroling

[chaoticcrossbow]

he didnt get killed by god there was a alien gang figth on the moon and 1 bullet came to earth

[21jeremyhubel]

sniper angel nice!!!!!!!!!!

[01Jovi1]

assasinated by god lol

[larry952123]

LOL He got killed By God for his Sins lol :D

[halofan7217]

I guess god wanted revenge on that guy lol

[Matrixman2015]

God must have sniped the last guy.

[TheOMGcat1001]

4:16 omg god shot him