@Churchx77 You see, male comics also talk about the differences between men and women. Because there are fewer women comics, you just happen to notice it more. Seriously, look up any male comedian. They will all have at least 2 videos pertaining to this topic.
@asskickerone They mention it yes but its not the only thing it revolves around. Thats not the only thing their material revolves around. Ive looked at all the female comics related to this channel and every single bit is about relationship between men and women.
Man I couldn't even FOCUS on what this girl was saying for the first minute and a half because all i could see and think was "boobs". damn, she's got nice tits XD
women comedians need to get away from 'women subjects' and start being genuinely funny outside their comfort zone. I KNOW that its easier for me to get a leak and I empathize, I really do, but this joke has been DONE ok. Start doing funny voices or making radical political statements or talk about race or religion or ipads or getting older or SOMETHING THATS NOT A POOP AND PISS JOKE COS THATS WHAT THIS IS.
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@jayc342009 id rather do that than squeeze out something the size of a watermelon. do you need stitches after squeezing out a kidney stone? or even a needle to the spine so you dont feel it if its pretty bad?
@T1NAxTH3xGR8 its not an opinion you idiot, its a well known fact but you are to ignorant to see that. Women are designed for birth, men aren't designed to give out kidney stones.
@jayc342009 just because you are "designed" to do it, doesnt mean its less painful. how can you even say that when you dont know what both feels like. maybe passing kidney stones is more painful, but you cant say thats a hard fact without knowing what the other ones like.
@T1NAxTH3xGR8 i have had kidney stones coming out of my dick, and it is very very painful, who are you to say i have never experienced it....you don't even know me.
When drunk we can't keep that shit together in the bathroom... we just get all of our pants dirty from the floor, sit on other people's puke and go home with a venereal disease from the toilet sit plus the pee we were unable to wipe off.
wow shes got some quality material there, realy gets you thinking, she shud do another hour, wait lets give her a show. How com i never heard of this genius
not that i "hate" chick comedy...but its just like black or mexican...or any stereotypical comedy...only that certain demographic "gets it"....we need more comics that have genuinely funny jokes everyone can relate to(and no dane cook doesnt count)
@DanJM14 Narrow minded is that your comment generalized by saying all " women" aren't funny. That is narrow. If your opinion is that you don't care for this female comic, fine. But, if I said "18 year old guys are stupid", that is pretty narrow, because there are some amazing 18 year old guys out there. The fact that you weren't a jerk in your reply makes you a pretty decent guy. I like that!
BTW Tina Fey, Ellen...some pretry successful and funny "women".
@FunnyFrances You're absolutely right, some women are extremely funny. But I do think men tend to be funnier, and here is why. Society tells us it's OK to laugh at men. Men are often labeled dumb, stupid, and lazy. So a guy telling jokes alludes heavily to those features and we find the affirmation of the stereotype funny. But in order for a woman to be funny, they have to create for themselves an aurora of silliness out of thin air. Youtube hates long comments so I'll leave it at that.
@77rxpharmacy Yea she was funny. And indeed it's true, very true, that females are viewed for some unknown reason as always right, and smarter than men, and so since they actually believe men aren't as intelligent then they think it's ok to laugh at them. Just watch any sitcom and the man is always portrayed as a dipshit, but if it was reversed then you're a sexist for insulting a woman. Strange world huh ?
@loganachilles1982 It's a double standard and both men and women are guilty for perpetuating the "battle of the sexes" it's pure nonsense. Yes women can be dumber than a stick and men can be always right in a relationship.
@77rxpharmacy YES! A male comic walks on stage. People say "let's see HOW funny he is". A female comic walks on stage they say "Let's see IF she is funny." Society doesn't want to combine sexy/ funny/smart. Didn't want to self-promote, but I am a pro standup myself. 2.5 million hits in 3 months (youtube/Homemade Implants) You might think I suck. That's fine, doesn't mean all women do! :)
@FunnyFrances No I don't think you suck at all. What made you say that? Anyway keep it up and don't give up on your dreams. And don't forget to thank God and your supporters :)
@77rxpharmacy When I said "you" it was intended to mean "people". I know comedy is subjective.. I am okay if someone doesn't like my style, I don't want them generalize to another comic, male or female. Thanks for your support...I makes me smile! Really!
@FunnyFrances Well, I guess you showed how smart you are. and Its Not how I treat ALL Women. I wouldntve thought it was funny if it was a guy either. U also dont know How Attractive/Athletic I am. I Moved away with My GF Ive been with for 2 Years, Shes a Teacher, So shes not going to Pick an Idiot. So That alone and NOT ever having "Tits" (I dont why you needed quotes around it) is very Funny if your Joking! Maybe you do have a SLIGHT Chance in making a Guy Laugh. Just Dont go on stage please ;)
@VikingSkills7 If you don't like it fine, just don't be disrespectful. "show us your tits" is disrespectful. Quotes? Your teacher GF can help with that. I have no doubt you are hot...now just go deeper and add class to the mix. BTW I do go on stage/TV/tour as a professional comic...so odds are I've made men laugh. Without showing them my tits! Let's shake on this and be cool!
After reviewing an interesting web site I taught my girlfriend how to pee standing up. Just takes some practice; knees slightly bent, lips spread, and forward she squirts.
heh, this is cute...Granted, being a female with high functioning autism, is like being trapped between a male and female mind...Only I'm female...The faces I receive when I pass gas at home from my 18 year old brother or 57 year old dad are one of "Holy shit! I didn't know she could fart that loud!" Where as if I were a male, they'd be high fiveing me...I demand equal farting rights! :-P *I fart in your general direction*
@Demon1579 Fuck you I disagree with everything you said. Especially the part where you talked about the video. Who the hell talks about a video in it's comments anyway?! Jeez...
TO BDEANER: there is no contradictions or hyprocrisy here. No a man can not choose if a woman should abort or not, simply because she is the one carrying it. If she decides to have it, it is her choice, WHY??? because it is in her body for 9 months. If the man doesn't want to pay child support then wear a cap on that small head to avoid paying 18 to 21 years of support. Like my mother use to say men think with their small head instead of their big head.
This statement still represents a double standard. First of all, a condom is not full-proof. Condom failure happens at least 2% of the time -- 1 out of 50 times. If you have sex once a week, chances are you'll have at least one condom failure in a year. Second, the unborn infant is not technically part of a woman's body. The child has its own set of DNA, half of which is shared by the father. This reality is acknowledged by the legal reality of the custody of frozen embryos.
Who said I was a Republican? I'm just a man who is pointing out a double standard, a failure of logic. Since when do Republicans argue that men shouldn't have to pay child support for a kid he doesn't want? .Why should a man pay for a woman's choice to have a baby if he doesn't want it? The guy can't force a woman to give birth if he wants it. So he shouldn't have to pay for it if she wants to keep it and he doesn't. Fair game.
@bdeaner I think I may actually agree with you this doesn’t seem entirely fair, maybe it should depend on weather or not they used protection and it failed or weather they just didn’t bother if the second is the case then they are both responsible for the mistake and should both have to pay for the consequences, umm not sure tricky subject :/
So, with that said, just think about the implications of what you said. You are saying that a man is obligated to pay for a child he didn't want, just because he chose to have sex. But you see, this is a double standard and an unfair statement, if you think about it. If you apply the same logic to women, this means that if a woman has sex and gets pregnant, she is obligated to give birth and care for the child if the man wants it. The baby is not her body; different DNA.
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again im still looking 4 a girl thats actually funny... and so far ive never seen one, i think they should just stick with there skill of washin clothes
She's so cute and true. I'm a man & I've learned the hard truth from my ex girlfriend that it's actually more hygienic to seat on the toilet bowl to urinate like women do. Cuz we guys stand up everywhere while pissing I dont know who the fuck made this rule but if u think about it, its impossible not to spill urine on the toilet seat & the floor except if ur using a proper urinal even still. Thats why Gents r always nasty, wet & stink as hell comparing to Ladies. Men stink women win here!
One of those automatic toilets flushed under my friend, and she screamed at it at the top of her lungs, "I WASN'T DONE YET!!!!"
AceofGallifrey 3 days ago
Oh look, a female comic talking about the differences between men and women.
Churchx77 3 days ago
@Churchx77 You see, male comics also talk about the differences between men and women. Because there are fewer women comics, you just happen to notice it more. Seriously, look up any male comedian. They will all have at least 2 videos pertaining to this topic.
asskickerone 1 day ago
@asskickerone They mention it yes but its not the only thing it revolves around. Thats not the only thing their material revolves around. Ive looked at all the female comics related to this channel and every single bit is about relationship between men and women.
Churchx77 1 day ago
@BackFromWithin first stupid comment i ever said "fuck off" to.....
geiuy 1 week ago
Thanks
zottelmischel 2 weeks ago
Man I couldn't even FOCUS on what this girl was saying for the first minute and a half because all i could see and think was "boobs". damn, she's got nice tits XD
poplillyp 3 weeks ago
@poplillyp You must be 12
asskickerone 1 day ago
women comedians need to get away from 'women subjects' and start being genuinely funny outside their comfort zone. I KNOW that its easier for me to get a leak and I empathize, I really do, but this joke has been DONE ok. Start doing funny voices or making radical political statements or talk about race or religion or ipads or getting older or SOMETHING THATS NOT A POOP AND PISS JOKE COS THATS WHAT THIS IS.
walterppk1989 3 weeks ago
I giggle'd.
BangTango 3 weeks ago
not funny
MURD3RMAK3R 1 month ago
any chance a girl comedian will try and joke about anything but her body and dating? i doubt it
MagicMalky 2 months ago 4
she's hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilariosu
Be1smaht 3 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH omg so true!!
orangeprincessify 3 months ago
I don't wanna hear this bitch complain. That shit's not funny. Holy fuck women suck at comedy.
cssaddict17 3 months ago
wow, some clever observational comedy. i laughed so hard when she said that women don't pee like men. so funny.
sidsings000 4 months ago
women are as funny as my dead puppy.
skillful101 5 months ago
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@skillful101 Re: "women are as funny as my dead puppy."
dude, stop laughing at your dead puppy and bury it!
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andante887 5 months ago
the end was fucking hilarious, been there XD
natemorey 5 months ago 2
anyone that has to put up with women don't have it easy
rikkieatspie 5 months ago
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jackthayer 5 months ago
Seriously!! Try to pee drunk that shit is freaking hilarious!!!
...Now picture peeing outside....on a hill...drunk!! You'll laugh your ass off before your freakin finished!!
miranderzf 5 months ago
Men know about the button next to the sensor that makes it flush. BOO YAH SEXIST BURN
bradkrit 6 months ago
@bradkrit I do too. :P
Love, chick.
lemoniceluxe 5 months ago
if people think shes fat then i feel sorry for the expectations for women 2day. 2:00 shes not fat. lokin good though
judikerr 6 months ago 3
What is she talking about!? Women don't poop! lol
sincaid4 6 months ago
bad
YxvxvY 6 months ago
LOL... 0:21 !!
awansarmad 6 months ago
like 0:19
benybeny420 6 months ago
lol yeah bet she hasnt seen bathroom etiquette for men. Not that easy for us. :P
Jcktheripper 6 months ago
She looks exactly like that blond chick from cougar town who's also in the movie White Chicks
johannaaight 7 months ago 11
@YoMonkeysUncle PREACH! Agreed.
ThePaleGurl 7 months ago
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women just arent funny.....plain and simple
guitarballs1 7 months ago
'come on come on *breaths on sensor*' lol fave part
LovingBabe666 8 months ago 2
WHOA!!! she looks like britney spears
MIXEDNA 10 months ago
Women have it easy.Case closed.
gpl992 10 months ago
@gpl992 your kidding right?
T1NAxTH3xGR8 9 months ago
@T1NAxTH3xGR8 try squeezing a kidney stone through something literally the size of a straw, its more painful than giving birth.
jayc342009 8 months ago
@jayc342009 id rather do that than squeeze out something the size of a watermelon. do you need stitches after squeezing out a kidney stone? or even a needle to the spine so you dont feel it if its pretty bad?
T1NAxTH3xGR8 8 months ago 2
@T1NAxTH3xGR8 "Men" squeezing out kidney stones is more painful than anything.
jayc342009 8 months ago
@jayc342009 well how about you go give birth and then tell me that? fool.
T1NAxTH3xGR8 8 months ago
@T1NAxTH3xGR8 its not an opinion you idiot, its a well known fact but you are to ignorant to see that. Women are designed for birth, men aren't designed to give out kidney stones.
jayc342009 8 months ago
@jayc342009 just because you are "designed" to do it, doesnt mean its less painful. how can you even say that when you dont know what both feels like. maybe passing kidney stones is more painful, but you cant say thats a hard fact without knowing what the other ones like.
T1NAxTH3xGR8 8 months ago
@T1NAxTH3xGR8 i have had kidney stones coming out of my dick, and it is very very painful, who are you to say i have never experienced it....you don't even know me.
jayc342009 8 months ago
@jayc342009 i meant youve never done both, like passed kidney stones and had child birth so you cant compare them and say which is worse.
T1NAxTH3xGR8 8 months ago
@T1NAxTH3xGR8 im using the facts.
jayc342009 8 months ago
@jayc342009 okay
T1NAxTH3xGR8 8 months ago
@T1NAxTH3xGR8 You're just another generic femenist bitch.
pretearking 1 week ago
@pretearking Not really lol, I'm just being realistic, so calm yourself
T1NAxTH3xGR8 1 week ago
@T1NAxTH3xGR8 No, you're just a stupid bitch. Go fuck yourself
pretearking 1 week ago
@pretearking awww, someone a little angry? :3 cute.
T1NAxTH3xGR8 1 week ago
@T1NAxTH3xGR8 I'm not angry. I just thought that you need to get cussed at, you little bitch! :-D
pretearking 1 week ago
@gpl992 No, we don't
randompeep112 7 months ago
She's cute
gjlrp2000 10 months ago
that is so true about it not going off lmfao
LipSyncLover 11 months ago
When drunk we can't keep that shit together in the bathroom... we just get all of our pants dirty from the floor, sit on other people's puke and go home with a venereal disease from the toilet sit plus the pee we were unable to wipe off.
darkestapathy 11 months ago
holy shit, it's britney spears!!
scir91 11 months ago
good job girl always liked origional material
ninadbhatt 11 months ago
I guess this is the penis envy Freud talked about.
Trinivalts 11 months ago
That last joke was on a show few years ago
smoky281 11 months ago
Hahahaha, yes absoluty relatable!! Funny as hell!!
W3NDY23 11 months ago
Status quo, status quo...
LaurentRascal 11 months ago
Man..huh... thats it! LMAO
maximumrisk2004 11 months ago
omg. thought she was britney spears?
GeorginaDoerp 11 months ago
check out my comedy videos just click on my name
countrybaker81 11 months ago
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Put ur hand on ur chest
Say who u love 4 times
Put ur Han on ur nose
Say his age four times
Copy and paste this to four other videos and tomorrow he will ask u out, say he loves u, or kiss you on the cheek
TheWebuser3 11 months ago
haha(:
RayyRayylovesskittle 11 months ago
OMG, i love her so much
octoberboiy 11 months ago
The child is part of the woman's body until it can survive without the woman's body.
wilpri 1 year ago
True that! about the sensors. LOL!
wilpri 1 year ago
not funny.
HindiReader 1 year ago
Idiotic ppl tht dnt no how to use motion sensors. You have to start leaving the stall furst and get out of its range
c4pt1n54n0 1 year ago
@c4pt1n54n0 it's a joke for one.. and for two the only thing more stupid is your spelling =o wow
beowolfradiaoul 1 year ago
@beowolfradiaoul dude dont take it so seriously
c4pt1n54n0 1 year ago
@c4pt1n54n0 sorry >< i take it back lol
beowolfradiaoul 1 year ago
wow shes got some quality material there, realy gets you thinking, she shud do another hour, wait lets give her a show. How com i never heard of this genius
hbqw 1 year ago
LOL..today i was waiting in line to go to the ladys bathroom ,and thinking how i wish i was i guy to be in and out in 1 minute...
lilbabydoll431 1 year ago
retarded and only she needs to go to the gym who else takes a "dump"
aliceerty1000 1 year ago
omg....really!!!!!! not funny at all!!!! she just stated the obvious.... hahaha NOT
djirok 1 year ago
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jackwhitefanatic 1 year ago
she is hillarious!!
stewmyfootandcallme 1 year ago 3
That's why it's called comedy...because you're not supposed to take it seriously...
DiLL590 1 year ago 2
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30 pounds overweight, toilet humor, booooo
vict0r1ous 1 year ago
@vict0r1ous wtf 30 pounds overweight? you have some weird idea of what is healthy! She's perfectly within healthy range
TripD292 1 year ago 113
@TripD292 shes fat....sadly i'd still do her
vict0r1ous 1 year ago
@vict0r1ous Being a dickhead = internet comedy
alkalinecuban 3 months ago
@alkalinecuban u mad kid lmao
vict0r1ous 3 months ago
@vict0r1ous I no mad, I all grown up.
alkalinecuban 3 months ago
@TripD292 her tits are BEAUTIFUL!
scir91 11 months ago
@TripD292 healthy for a woman recovering from child birth
vict0r1ous 3 months ago
Women take dumps????
Hopeful71 1 year ago 85
@Hopeful71 Best comment of 2011 LMAO
The6ChickMagnet 1 year ago
@Hopeful71 whatd you think the 2nd whole was for? double penetration or twin birth? oh, and apparently we also burp! *gasp*
ixkhao 5 months ago 12
@ixkhao yea what else would it be for
956crazyman19 5 months ago
Hopefully this isn't an insult (lol) but anyone else thinks she's look a little like Brittney Spears?
Kitana6662004 1 year ago 3
not that i "hate" chick comedy...but its just like black or mexican...or any stereotypical comedy...only that certain demographic "gets it"....we need more comics that have genuinely funny jokes everyone can relate to(and no dane cook doesnt count)
BlakeTahoe 1 year ago 2
that was funny
wander73 1 year ago
And thats is why im proud to be a Man :D
DoomChopStick 1 year ago
Humor for women... Pff..
vampir94 1 year ago
SO true.
fabu10us 1 year ago
at what point does the funny start and the suck stop?
mostdishonorable 1 year ago
she's right! squat and pee is hard to do when your drunk :D
Theprettycutiechibi4 1 year ago
shes hot
debit256 1 year ago
she 'borrowed' the sensor toilet stuff from ellen
still funny though
megafr8nk 1 year ago
I missed the part where I was supposed to laugh.
eilsow 1 year ago 2
Men do this, women do that. Amirite?
PowerOfNight88 1 year ago
ha. the sensor toilet joke - Ellen had that in her standup like 10 years ago. She's alright though.
TripnSlide 1 year ago
Please remove the word 'comedy' from title. It caused this post to erroneously show up during a search for things that are actually funny.
mbono81 1 year ago
i like anjelah better
101laurierblaadje101 1 year ago
omg shes fuckin beast
DeliciousAnxiety 1 year ago 3
I'd go off when she'd take a dump
chillmeister509 1 year ago
FUNNY AND HILARIOUS!!!
She also does a perfect impersonation of Brittany Spears, Penelope Cruz and Drew Barrymore!!!
rosssteeves 1 year ago
hey chill its just a video on youtube guys
starbriyonce 1 year ago
Hilarious!
Paloomi 1 year ago
Women aren't funny.
DanJM14 1 year ago
@DanJM14 And, narrow minded 18 year old boys sit home playing video games because they can't get a WOMAN, or a chick, or a female of any kind.
FunnyFrances 1 year ago
@FunnyFrances Narrow minded? I'm narrow minded for expressing my opinion? Define being 'narrow minded' if you will.
And as for sitting at home playing video games, who cares? I have my girlfriend, I have my friends and I play video games.
Doesn't change the fact that this woman isn't funny.
DanJM14 1 year ago
@DanJM14 Narrow minded is that your comment generalized by saying all " women" aren't funny. That is narrow. If your opinion is that you don't care for this female comic, fine. But, if I said "18 year old guys are stupid", that is pretty narrow, because there are some amazing 18 year old guys out there. The fact that you weren't a jerk in your reply makes you a pretty decent guy. I like that!
BTW Tina Fey, Ellen...some pretry successful and funny "women".
FunnyFrances 1 year ago
@FunnyFrances You're absolutely right, some women are extremely funny. But I do think men tend to be funnier, and here is why. Society tells us it's OK to laugh at men. Men are often labeled dumb, stupid, and lazy. So a guy telling jokes alludes heavily to those features and we find the affirmation of the stereotype funny. But in order for a woman to be funny, they have to create for themselves an aurora of silliness out of thin air. Youtube hates long comments so I'll leave it at that.
77rxpharmacy 1 year ago
@77rxpharmacy Yea she was funny. And indeed it's true, very true, that females are viewed for some unknown reason as always right, and smarter than men, and so since they actually believe men aren't as intelligent then they think it's ok to laugh at them. Just watch any sitcom and the man is always portrayed as a dipshit, but if it was reversed then you're a sexist for insulting a woman. Strange world huh ?
loganachilles1982 1 year ago
@loganachilles1982 It's a double standard and both men and women are guilty for perpetuating the "battle of the sexes" it's pure nonsense. Yes women can be dumber than a stick and men can be always right in a relationship.
TheOffenda 1 year ago
@77rxpharmacy YES! A male comic walks on stage. People say "let's see HOW funny he is". A female comic walks on stage they say "Let's see IF she is funny." Society doesn't want to combine sexy/ funny/smart. Didn't want to self-promote, but I am a pro standup myself. 2.5 million hits in 3 months (youtube/Homemade Implants) You might think I suck. That's fine, doesn't mean all women do! :)
FunnyFrances 1 year ago
@FunnyFrances No I don't think you suck at all. What made you say that? Anyway keep it up and don't give up on your dreams. And don't forget to thank God and your supporters :)
77rxpharmacy 1 year ago
@77rxpharmacy When I said "you" it was intended to mean "people". I know comedy is subjective.. I am okay if someone doesn't like my style, I don't want them generalize to another comic, male or female. Thanks for your support...I makes me smile! Really!
FunnyFrances 1 year ago
xD I almost cried
aardfay 1 year ago
Show us your tits and I promise we'll act like were laughing!
VikingSkills7 1 year ago
@VikingSkills7 At 23, you've probably never any "tits" because of tacky, comments like this! Step it up for your generation and have some class!
FunnyFrances 1 year ago
@FunnyFrances Well, I guess you showed how smart you are. and Its Not how I treat ALL Women. I wouldntve thought it was funny if it was a guy either. U also dont know How Attractive/Athletic I am. I Moved away with My GF Ive been with for 2 Years, Shes a Teacher, So shes not going to Pick an Idiot. So That alone and NOT ever having "Tits" (I dont why you needed quotes around it) is very Funny if your Joking! Maybe you do have a SLIGHT Chance in making a Guy Laugh. Just Dont go on stage please ;)
VikingSkills7 1 year ago
@VikingSkills7 If you don't like it fine, just don't be disrespectful. "show us your tits" is disrespectful. Quotes? Your teacher GF can help with that. I have no doubt you are hot...now just go deeper and add class to the mix. BTW I do go on stage/TV/tour as a professional comic...so odds are I've made men laugh. Without showing them my tits! Let's shake on this and be cool!
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never laughed so hard in my life :)
cherd1971 1 year ago
Lol so funny and true.
DonnaUtubefan 1 year ago
ahahahahahahahahahahha i literally had tears coming out....the last part is to die for.....shes beautiful and funny....perfect 10
ItsBeckhamBitch 1 year ago
"well i guess i better be going then"
hahahah shes hilarious
srascon310 1 year ago 115
@srascon310 haha thats the part i piss my pants at
itsdanny24 1 year ago
lmaooo
kirbohydrate 1 year ago
"AYYY QUE SEXY!"
AggieMaryann 1 year ago 2
haha the girls on the comments agree with her and the boys DONT
susan23tran 1 year ago
They should seriously consider renaming it to 'MILF Comedy'
ace41r 1 year ago
she looks like a mom.
lolbethanyxx 1 year ago
After reviewing an interesting web site I taught my girlfriend how to pee standing up. Just takes some practice; knees slightly bent, lips spread, and forward she squirts.
Splasha1 1 year ago
funny and true :-D
brightlovelight 1 year ago
the most common thing women do comedy about is men and that is because women can't be funny at their own
nemakur 1 year ago
heh, this is cute...Granted, being a female with high functioning autism, is like being trapped between a male and female mind...Only I'm female...The faces I receive when I pass gas at home from my 18 year old brother or 57 year old dad are one of "Holy shit! I didn't know she could fart that loud!" Where as if I were a male, they'd be high fiveing me...I demand equal farting rights! :-P *I fart in your general direction*
PrettyBurn83 1 year ago 4
Funny shit
ancientroyal1 1 year ago
lmbo dat is soo true
candyyyyyy1 1 year ago
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brimac894 1 year ago
she completly copied ellen degenerous with the toilet thing
brimac894 1 year ago
@hazahaxa haha touché
Demon1579 1 year ago
when I read all the comments on this video I truly feel sad. all this arguing because of a toilet joke? really?
people are entitled to their own opinions and beliefs, and no-one here has the right to say that they're wrong, even if they are.
if you don't have something nice to say, don't say anything at all.
to do with the actual video; not the best I've seen, but she is physically funny at least.
Demon1579 1 year ago 53
@Demon1579 Fuck you I disagree with everything you said. Especially the part where you talked about the video. Who the hell talks about a video in it's comments anyway?! Jeez...
hazahaxa 1 year ago
@hazahaxa um...that's kinda what the commenting feature is for...to talk about the video.
cookiekhoala 1 year ago
@cookiekhoala It's called sarcasm.
hazahaxa 1 year ago
@Demon1579 internet without haters is like paradise, never gonna happen :P
tekkenizam 1 year ago 4
@tekkenizam Fun fact : haters are mainly children =p
beowolfradiaoul 1 year ago
@Demon1579 no-one, except you, right?
mrdkaaa 11 months ago
Lol TREE=ahhhhh
MarioSparrow 1 year ago 3
TO BDEANER: there is no contradictions or hyprocrisy here. No a man can not choose if a woman should abort or not, simply because she is the one carrying it. If she decides to have it, it is her choice, WHY??? because it is in her body for 9 months. If the man doesn't want to pay child support then wear a cap on that small head to avoid paying 18 to 21 years of support. Like my mother use to say men think with their small head instead of their big head.
scarletboricua 1 year ago
@scarletboricua
This statement still represents a double standard. First of all, a condom is not full-proof. Condom failure happens at least 2% of the time -- 1 out of 50 times. If you have sex once a week, chances are you'll have at least one condom failure in a year. Second, the unborn infant is not technically part of a woman's body. The child has its own set of DNA, half of which is shared by the father. This reality is acknowledged by the legal reality of the custody of frozen embryos.
bdeaner 1 year ago
@bdeaner all of you SHUT THE FUCK UP ITS COMEDY JOKES OK DIP SHITS GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE SERIOUS REPUBLICIAN SHITTER AND GET OVER YOURSELVES
ironyisabitch1 1 year ago
@ironyisabitch1
Who said I was a Republican? I'm just a man who is pointing out a double standard, a failure of logic. Since when do Republicans argue that men shouldn't have to pay child support for a kid he doesn't want? .Why should a man pay for a woman's choice to have a baby if he doesn't want it? The guy can't force a woman to give birth if he wants it. So he shouldn't have to pay for it if she wants to keep it and he doesn't. Fair game.
bdeaner 1 year ago
@bdeaner I think I may actually agree with you this doesn’t seem entirely fair, maybe it should depend on weather or not they used protection and it failed or weather they just didn’t bother if the second is the case then they are both responsible for the mistake and should both have to pay for the consequences, umm not sure tricky subject :/
TheHanzi5591 1 year ago
@scarletboricua
So, with that said, just think about the implications of what you said. You are saying that a man is obligated to pay for a child he didn't want, just because he chose to have sex. But you see, this is a double standard and an unfair statement, if you think about it. If you apply the same logic to women, this means that if a woman has sex and gets pregnant, she is obligated to give birth and care for the child if the man wants it. The baby is not her body; different DNA.
bdeaner 1 year ago 2
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scarletboricua 1 year ago
I hate when peolpe say Men Have eaisy.
DrIvoRobotnick 1 year ago
@DrIvoRobotnick nice grammar
RagDollMovies 1 year ago
@RagDollMovies
Shut up you are brobally one of those sexist women who think its peaches and kittens for men.
DrIvoRobotnick 1 year ago
Looks like Helen Hunt
viksra 1 year ago
funny and cute i'd buy her a beer.
JDurden33 1 year ago
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again im still looking 4 a girl thats actually funny... and so far ive never seen one, i think they should just stick with there skill of washin clothes
DTBGHOST 1 year ago
@DTBGHOST well then.. you've never met me.
washing clothes?? eff that!
munkeehead 1 year ago
@munkeehead lmao! tell me a joke funny enough n ill take it back
DTBGHOST 1 year ago
HAHA! thats all i can say......again
HAHA!
aaannngggiiieee1 1 year ago
this was actualy funny
gothcabaal 1 year ago
wow, that was WEAK!!!
BoNgWaTeRdEmOn 1 year ago
i like this chicken! she's something.
buddyeagle 1 year ago
wow another woman who's material focuses around being a woman.......
****SIGH women stand ups are so fucking unfunny =(
SamusAbe 1 year ago
She's so cute and true. I'm a man & I've learned the hard truth from my ex girlfriend that it's actually more hygienic to seat on the toilet bowl to urinate like women do. Cuz we guys stand up everywhere while pissing I dont know who the fuck made this rule but if u think about it, its impossible not to spill urine on the toilet seat & the floor except if ur using a proper urinal even still. Thats why Gents r always nasty, wet & stink as hell comparing to Ladies. Men stink women win here!
Dragon34th 1 year ago
@Dragon34th
but we don't have to get herpes or whatever from sitting on public wcs
also we can take a piss wherever we want to :)
H8lag 1 year ago
@Dragon34th