Alas Smith and Jones - Football Results

[gonn256]

fuck you halifax :_

[JustSomePerson888]

swindon's magic roundabout, the template for all uk planning before and since. a fit with a spirograph indeed.

[gazgolfer1]

Go the Clarets



[HarryWessex]

I wanted him to insult Aldershot >: D: fuck them we may be in the Non-League in football but Basingstoke kicks aldershots arse

[joannedj1]

@HarryWessex You'd have liked the BBC sport vidiprinter on the internet the other night then... they were covering the action from Carling Cup matches and mistyped Aldershot as Aldershit!!!

[HarryWessex]

@joannedj1 Wait,,, I Missed this.

[dps27a]

my dad wrote this. ledge

[rssfeedslive]

lol

[gsf67]

Isn't interesting about 5 of these teams no longer play in the football league

[hufclufc]

some boring old market town in the middle of nowhere 1..............hey I was born there! HE'S RIGHT THO'

[nathanhickton]

Peterborough is about right!

[PatchesRips]

But according to Spitting Image, ESSEX is just crap.

[HappyNeil]

Sounds like he`s been there...fun

[yt090584]

Very accurate description of my home town. It's sprawled a lot more since.

[paoloblanc]

he missed out burnleys description, could go something like this, 'some awful lancashire mill town with no history were the residents have 6 fingers on each hand and marry there sisters' Nil

[ymlaencymru1]

hahahaha this is great!! :D

[y0utubemetube]

Go Aldershot!

[delsol00000]

shit

[theworldvideos1]

LOL very funny !!!!

[Concreta]

completely right about sw*ndon. horrid place populated by inbreds with an odious football club.

[MrAdamAlden]

@Concreta Lol Swindon's ok compared to dumps like Pontypridd!

[russ7510]

Brilliant comedy stetch

[bensclayton]

Effing Typical. Hereford tipped him over the edge!

[rogerswift1983]

lost this before to a copyright claim, its back again cheers

[mamaiupo]

omg, lmao!!!!!!! xD

[jnmklo9]

Mel Smith not just a movie director!

[brightsideoflife64]

"town planner having a fit" - the best bit.

[leskay1]

No way - "urban barnacle" for the win!

[brightsideoflife64]

I think the whole thing is brilliant ... - especially ending calmly with "Aldershot" after his rant.

[71packmule]

Anyone know if the Newsreader- with- British -bias sketch is on Youtube. The one with the line: "2000 people were killed in an earthquake in Mexico today - but it doesn't matter much because they were all South American and it's a very long way away."

[1mrhanky]

Nahh the most funniest thing is rochfail losing and still in the same div to this day....yak yak

[gusgorilla76]

Each pronunciation is proper to each town/city, so it rhymes with "keen" in Peterborough and "ken" in Northampton. I note that Colchester escaped the acerbic wit of Mel Smith. Does he know that the modern-day planners have made a worse mess of it than Boudicca did?

[ClaretFairy]

WELL I love living in 'hideous East Midlands non-entity that doesn't even get signposted at Spaghetti junction' though!

AND I'm glad I don't live in 'some anonymous barnacle off the A1'!

UP THE COBBLERSSS :D

[Clewsy27]

At least we can say the name of the river properly!

UP THE POSH!

[MrTurnz]

It's Nene, not 'Neene' you spud picking fendweller.

[Clewsy27]

Question: How exactly do YOU pronounce the word 'gene'?

[hufclufc]

@ClaretFairy  Fkin' stay there then

[Clewsy27]

I love living in 'some anonymous barnacle off the A1'!. Glad I don't live in 'hideous East Midlands non-entity that doesn't even get signposted at Spaghetti junction' though!

[IdioticTendencies]

This tells me nice facts about English geography too =). I'd like to move to "deadly dull suburb of some northern industrial city." ;)

[JoeMatchAttax]

Haha , thanks for uploading!