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  • The first time I got high I was walking back down the street from a party, and was a little drunk, then I started walking down all the alleyways because it made me feel like I was in an 80s movie....is that normal? I was a little dunk too

  • First time I got high it was like a dream. XD I was also watching MacGyver at the time... that episode went on for fucking ever.

    Oh, and my friend and I were feeding her dog cheese. x'D

  • first time i got high, i felt like i was dreaming, my tongue was dry as fuck, i was really hungry, my heart was beating fast, and i felt so relaxed..... LOVED IT

  • first time.... i swear it was the happiest day of my life, got high as a blackbird, most shit i ever did

  • thumbs up if u see yourself in everything he does, like close his eyes hard because they are so dry and shit :P

  • First Time i Got High,, I Thought My House was Narnia, Nd my Fucking Dog was Aslan...

  • My best time was when I took some oxicotton b4 my gym class I was trippen

  • first time I smoked I went on a 45 minute rant about popcorn laughed at homeless people and killed an entire large pizza.

  • 1st time I had a joint I was laughing my head off

  • timmys!

  • I love this guy's laugh. :P

  • My first time I was like a dog when they get excited, having no sense of what to do with myself. Some things were so confusing that I couldn't understand the effects of a previous action and yeah.. it was pretty interesting.

  • i thought i could fly my first time

  • first time i got high i was 14yrs old,ever sinced then i havent been down ;)!~.

    i been high ever since and dont plan on coming down ,you dnt gotta like me but you gotta respect me...Weed is a gift to earth from GOD!~

  • the first time i ever got high as fuck was when i snuck out with a couple of friends and the fucking moon was amazing!! my inner beast came out

  • I can tell there in Tim Hortons

  • first time i really smoked i ate a cream cheese sanwhich and watched air force 1

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  • The first time I got high everything was swerving, I thought I was literally dreaming and I thought I was going to fall down and sleep on the spot, OUTSIDE! I almost got hit by a car, and I laughed so hard that I almost barfed XD!

  • First time smoking i was cracking up at the curtins because i thought i saw a postman squirrel... and then i went on the porch with my cousine and looked into the clouds laughing at the forms

  • first time i got high i was so fucking retarded ahaahahah

  • I had cake without knowing so when I had it all someone told me so I thought fuck it had a bong and a spliff!!!

  • Epic first time I got high I kinda thought I was a chimpanzee my mates put me in a mind box I loved it never looked back

  • Me and my buddy got stoned on the bayou then we acted like we were mtv cribs at my house and jumped on every single piece of furniture then fell asleep for two hours and went to a football game and was buzzed for like 3 or 4 hours and legalize in texas!

  • @bigyymajesticyy You would probably get shot in Texas if they found out. Go up to California, its basically legal if you have a card and you dont get caught with a shit load on you. Still legal by the Fed's though, you smoking didnt affect me or anyone around you bad so why not legalize it.

  • My first time was in my friend's backyard with his mom. She told us she wanted to be the first person we smoked with. Probably a good idea since a great many of teh guys i've smoked with before have tried to take advantage of me...

  • first time was in a public girls' restroom (yes, i'm a guy and i hotboxed the bitches' bathroom), with a bunch of my homies out of a granny smith apple. it was on a tuesday morning, and i was a junior in high school. physics class was one long fucking laugh that day LOL

  • My first time was in the woods with my friends. We smoked out of a fucking soda can. We went to a restaurant within walking distance, and I ordered a huge club sandwich, and didn't eat a bite of it. I laughed when the waiter said "fork," and that was when I knew I was high for the first time.

  • weed is not ment for every one ive seen a good handful of people who trip to much its okay not everyone is ment to smoke like snoop dogg

  • I remember my first time

    I was 10, and my cousing stole some buds from his mom, and we smoked em out of some crappy pipe, haha I felt like I was in a cartoon or was floating, and it was great.

  • First time i smoked weed... me and my friend played toobin on my snes for what felt like hours but was probably half of what i thought it was

  • lets all gather my friends and try to buiild the biggest joint ever, one so big, that will make contact with mars!lets break a record..not to be selfish..but for everyone

  • My first time... Before dinner. When I sat down I thought I was in a fancy ass restaurant and my family was speaking French or sumthin. Lol.

  • @ORangel11211 i think you have never smoked weed... sounds like you smoked acid or something pal

  • My first time... I was checking out my mom's friend from middle school lol

  • first time i got high i thought my hand was melting when i was watching t.v.

  • First time I got high I watched cheech and Chong I talked to my self the ate all the food n the house when I woke up I was like why is there ritz n froot loops everywhere

  • First time I got high, I talked 2 policeman into not sending me to jail. I almost went insane during the process. Haha

  • I want to get as high as I did my first time but can't I have a drug test tomo :( damn u government and school officials!

  • The first time i got high, i watched alice in wonderland and played pac man, then ate alot of cookies. Was great. Never that high since >_<

  • first time i got high i thought I was going to die, becasue there was nothing to do

  • he's out of it

  • First time I got high I ate a tube of toothpaste and got really paranoid haha

  • this is why kids are in jail they cant handle good weed 

  • @burned9978 Its his first time nigga. Damn

    

  • BLAZZINNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGG MAN DUE GETS ME

  • @mrdiher- first tim i tried was when i was thirteen. im still thirteen xD ! -3 i absolutly love it and it helps me be happy ^_^ . its just fun. but a good thing to keep in mind is to remeber that your just high nothing bad is going to happen :) and uf you get worried just sit and relax for a while and watch the lion king haha xD jk but it is a good movie while your" medicated" :3 do it with a good friend who is up for it btw. helps alot :3 bye!

  • is it just me or does it seem that the bitch iss really fat

  • ahh the first time i smoked i smoked i was sitting on a log staring into space like "dudeeeee.... broo... i feel funny!" Then me and my friends went and burned down a teepee and blamed it on some other people who were never there xD.. Man we were so high

  • this should not be that funny. yet somehow, it's hysterical. wonder why that is?

  • i remember my 1st time being high. there was a Doors poster on my wall. Jim Morrison started talking to me. nuff said

  • Ahhh.. high in Timmies, good times!

  • The 1st time I smoked it didn't do jack. The 2nd time I smoked I couldn't move. 3rd time: I had to run because 'they' were going to get me. I had to GTFO of Dodge, QUICK!

  • lmaooo i was like that my first time.. then i got glued to the floor, i couldnt walk... nothing like the first high

  • timiessssssssss

  • that's exactly how I was first time I got high, I laughed 100% nonstop for atleast 2 hours.

  • first time i smoked i just sat there laughing and i felt like i was melting. like how the guy in pinapple express says he feels like butter melting on pancakes. exactly how it felt for me haha

  • the first time i smoked i got lost in a train station....and i had an anxiety attack AHAHAHAHAHA i had WAYY too much indica in my head

  • LMFAO! The first time I smoked I seriously could not write, or talk. Shit was crazy.

    It's funny how u never forget your first time<3

  • first time...dayum started with typical paranoia ("THEY KNOW"-feeling) but then later I got into my bus from school...and I have to drive for a whole fucking hour...so I started looking at my jeans and i saw every cartoon-character I ever saw(even the ones I'd long forgotten) started forming from the strings and fibers and then morphed into the next and so on....the whole time I had this fisheye view..it was great^^

  • first time i smoked i was tripping the hell out felt like i was dreaming but i knew it was reality

  • @Iceshrooms Haha Bro, I Had that felling yesterday. i thought it was a dream. i kept forgeting shit like every 5 seconds. it was crazy dude.

  • @hackfighter97 yeah u just keep zoning out . one time i blacked out for like 5 minutes all i heard was people talking kinda like when you're sleeping and peoples talking around u

  • @Iceshrooms When i blacked out, they said i was out for 1 hour. i was like damn. then i kept zoning out..

  • @hackfighter97 yea 

  • @Iceshrooms holy shit same here :D lol!

  • I got high for the first time last week and I could not stop laughing like brett

  • @CadeTheSmokeRingKing youve obviously never been stoned before you stupid cunt, weed doesnt cause hallucinations.

  • @xSHINYSNIPE unless its synthetic weed then that shit makes you trip like crazy!!

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  • hahaha im smokin first time tonight. Excited for this shit

  • she sounds hot

  • @MrDiher And NOT addictive

  • lol I am a drug virgin (I'm 13) but like, can someone please tell me what the attraction of it is????

  • @mrdiher Marijuana is NOT a drug. It's a herb. Anyway, the "attraction" to marijuana is that it makes you feel in a sense that everything will be okay, like nothing matters kind of... It makes things really funny and it also makes food taste absolutely amazing, you can get side tracked easily but you can also have a very big imagination when high. Idk you just have to try it someday when you are older.

  • @mrdiher

    Weed. It's fun, makes you feel good, laugh, chill out, makes things better, helps depression, sleep problems.

    Can't kill you, can't give you cancer, doesn't clog up your lung airways, doesn't kill brain cells.

  • @mrdiher I saw a great increase in sociability from cannabis (weed) It really brings people together. You wont notice any bad effects on your body from smoking it, in fact, smoking has helped my health GREATLY! I have a degerative arthritis of the back, and cannabis is the healthiest way for me to feel human again.

  • @mrdiher S'all good bro, basically what everyone else is saying; makes you chill, closer/more comfortable with people, happier moods, helps depression/sleep disorders, ect. I had insomnia and mental depression issues through age 12-14.. I started smoking weed regularly at age 14, im only 15 atm. But, it can take over your life a bit, start too have a few minor social or mental downsides and shit..just be careful, take it easy, dont blaze too often. peace.

  • @mrdiher S'all good bro, basically what everyone else is saying; makes you chill, closer/more comfortable with people, happier moods, helps depression/sleep disorders, ect. I had insomnia and mental depression issues through age 12-14.. I started smoking weed regularly at age 14, im only 15 atm. But, it can take over your life a bit, start too have a few minor social or mental downsides and shit..just be careful, take it easy, dont blaze too often. peace.

  • @mrdiher Makes you feel happy and it is fun. Marijuana at least. dont get into the other stuff that is actually harmful.

  • looks like tim hortons

  • I would FUCK this girl's voice in the mouth.

  • @xBananashake45x I would if her Youtube username wasn't Homocidexx...

  • Saaaame i miss getting that high to and laughing at nothing too

  • When i get high, i laugh out of my nose.. anyone else get this?

  • @MrJakeJimmy My mate does that, funniest thing ever.

  • The first time I got stoned I kept blinking a shit-ton saying it was like a movie and walking around x] I miss that

  • it sounds so cliche but the first time is the best time

  • your first time getting stoned is always the best

  • Ahh love first times

  • i love his high laugh.

  • Got high last night and I threw rocks into the neighbors pool at my friends house... well 3 of us did it. My first time and it was the funniest shit ever, even funnier when the guy came over all pissed off the next morning.

  • My first time i called someone a noob on a video game, and yet that was the funniest thing ever... then i ate fruity pebbles and rolled all over the carpet. I miss those days....

  • @violatethemhoes Oh shit, sometimes that also happens to me man LOL ;) But no doubt, the first few times u smoke weed are the best !

  • I was like that last night lol, i dont remember anything but my friend taped me.. Lol

  • Good ol days

    

  • damn i smoke alot and i dont get as high anymore! :/

  • @pynzaru147 time for a tolerance break..

  • This was the exact same way i acted the first time. I laughed non stop for 3 hours, I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe and thought I was going to die.

  • I remember when I was 16 and an idiot; Man, I don't miss those days at all...

  • i just shoved a crack rock up my butthole.

  • @colbs821 nice and dry ain't it?

    

  • first time smokeing was at a hotel i wanted to jump off on to the bed and i ate 3 bags of chips & drank the salsa like it was water xD

    to high for my first time oh yeahh.

    i enjoyed every second of it :D

  • I'll bet that is how the Internet was made.

  • is that a vagina on his neck behind his ears?

  • this is how i reacted the first time i got high everthing was funny as fuck =]

  • first time i got high i blacked out like every 5 min

  • Shiiiiiiiiiiit.... Dis nigga high yall...

  • Good times I remember my first time getting stoned I felt Like a cartoon best day of my life just chilling with my friends on 420 2010 now when I smoke I just take two bowls once a night if I have some and just bring food and a jug if water to my room and watch movies and tv you just laugh at nothing because it's a good feeling

  • @TheNamesJustinV first time i got high i felt like the fucking matrix. im not kiding every thing was in slow motion. the day after my freing told me i was drawing on the table with my fingers, and i had no clue what he was talking about.

  • @oooooooooo12qw lmao dude thats epic weed needs to be legalized its harming no body and just makes every one not hate each other its gods fave plant lol

  • Ah the first time getting stoned, such fond memories :)

  • you know your canadian when you can tell they are in a tim hortons just by the colour of the tables

  • Can you control what you do when your high or do you go fuckin crazy?

  • @itXmakesXsense its not like alcohol, i haven't came across anyone that couldn't control themselves, if you haven't tried it, you should, and plus you don't even get addicted so if you don't like it, don't gotta do it again. lol

  • i smoked an ounce and wasn't that fucked up...

  • @SuperSteezy12

    is you buy takin youtube shit seriously...

    grow up pathetic cunt :)

  • I ALWAYS GET THIS HI! XD I LuV IT<3

  • lol xD i remeber my first time, me and my buddys smoked a blunt at the park lol then we played on the toys xD

  • ahhh yes. ;) The old..."So fuckin high, I can't even talk, write it down on a piece of paper" move. X) God I miss that...lmao

  • first few times are the best...keep smoking weed America

  • I remember i downed 2 grams of alabama kush on my way to the minneapolis plant conservatory once than on our way back we stopped at mcdonalds ( ewww ) and they where like "what size would you like" my only answer was " yeah ill have the nuber 4" even though i already ordered it. My friend had to be like yeahhhhh were just gunna leave now o.O

  • Looooooool I fuck with my friends sooooooooooo hard when they get high... just confuse the shit out of them and be serious at the same time

  • @googagaz That's fucked up. That really ruins a persons high even if it is for fun. I got fucked with for 10 fucking hours on acid and now I won't even touch anything because it ruined everything for me. Except for rolls. But seriously, just be cool man and go on an adventure or some shit. Don't fuck with them.

  • awh i miss weed..

  • /watch?v=pSl09HofdJ8

    FOR 2 FAT KIDS SMOKING WEED WITH A CANDLE.

    HUGE TITTIES

  • Weed makes napkins funnier

  • lmao, he's like a mental patient.

  • timmayyyyss

  • shit...I remember my first. time. I smoked, walked to my friends house. sat down on the bed. stared at the tv for 7 hours. o.o

  • The firts time will never repeat :(

    (I say that okey?)

  • look at those hipsters

  • he smoked hash prolly lol

    or his junk was laced

  • i blacked out then woke up three hours latter now i have major anxitey yea pots cool not

  • @alluriphonetweaks14 lol your probably just too weak to handle it.

  • @alluriphonetweaks14 Ha your just a pussy.

  • thats like my first time cept i had like barely enuff to get me buzzed

  • Some good Canadian herb he smoked, eh?? ;) fuck yeah!!

  • I remember my first high a long time ago, wish I had a shitty tolerance to get that high again but probably never

  • i first read brett boned..fuck I'm so high right now

  • Very cute!!

  • He was probably about to invent a time traveling device until she talked.

  • fucking right,tim hortons!

  • loooooooooooooooooololol

  • Haha a late starter

  • ahh man i miss being able to get that high..

  • @BrodyxBrown WORDDDD

  • @BrodyxBrown why do not get high any more :(

  • @bobbleheadlova nahh man i just can't get that high uncontrollably anymore man

  • @BrodyxBrown if you can take breaks then come back to it

  • @BrodyxBrown take a t-break dude. then you CAN

  • @BrodyxBrown take a long tolerance break and then do it again and i promise u will get that high. I stopped smoking for like 2 1/2 years then i smoked again an mannn was i bakedd haha

  • @BrodyxBrown

    hell yeah.. now i need an 8th nd still maybe wont be that high! >xl

  • @BrodyxBrown those were the golden days of smoking weed my friend, i to miss them, now every time i do its just not the same

  • @BrodyxBrown you can, try not to smoke for a week and if that dosen't work try not to smoke for 2 weeks and if the dosen't work try for a month or you can just wait a month and for sure u will get fucking stoned

  • @Methos999 Or you can just get better dope and smoke a whole bunch of it :P

  • @BrodyxBrown take a break for a month then smoke a joint lol higher than uve ever been

  • @BrodyxBrown whats wrong with you americans.. here in canada, I don't know if it's because the weed is stronger, but if you smoke once every 2 days or less, you still get that high.

  • @BasementBird well i live in Texas so the majority of the marijuana here is from Mexico soo you can see why it's difficult

  • @BasementBird fucking right.. the weed here its fucking strong..ive tried mexican colombian and the jamaaaaican gaanja..and the canadian its pretty stong...well at least the 1 i tried was

    Cheers

  • @BrodyxBrown WHY CANT YOU ?

  • @f1fan84 your body builds an immunity to it 

  • First time i was stoned i fell on the floor laughing and my friends walked on my back while i said i was a pier over the ocean they were walking on and that im gonna break. And my friend fell over naked on the trampoline.

  • If she didnt say shit he wouldve created facebook.

  • @brownbballa nah man he would have turned youtube, twitter, and facebook into one program. called youtwitface.

  • @brownbballa haha i had that exact same experience when i thought i had invented something too

  • @johnnyx253 handle your bud better next time never heard someone trip that much. Just weed bro....

  • the first time i got stoned i tripped the fuck out thinking that my own clothes were trying to kill me so i took em off and ran nude through the streets at 2:40am

  • I can tell just by the tables that you are in a tim hortons, I cant even count how many times I have smoked weed and then chilled at tim hortons.

  • why do i always feel llike im coming up with ingenious ideas when im high?

  • hes high all right!

  • hahaha stoned in timmies....only canadians know ;)

  • @38snipshow wurrd

  • Being stoned out of ur mind in tim hortons is the best thing ever!!!

  • looks more like mentally challenged to me