Religicles - Jesus shaped snack

[seejaylaugh]

Not our fault you dont have a sense of humor.

[insane4Insanity]

I have a sence of humor and make jesus jokes... your video sucked

[voLumez]

good thing i didn't watch this crap until now

wasn't really even funny

[blizzardmann]

I would check my facts before I dismissed the characters in the Bible as being "fictional". Do you realize that there are hundreds of secular sources that mention people in the Bible? Also, the Bible has far more copies of its ancient text than any other book in history. Meaning, the possibility for human error is extremely low. Read it with an open heart and you will see that it is not written as a novel, but as a record of history.

[blizzardmann]

Where's your scientific evidence? Where's your missing links? Don't you realize that there would be millions upon millions of fossils and remains of "in-between" animals if evolution were true. Come on! How do you dismiss that fact? Also, I have become aware that the scientific community has recently dismissed the big bang theory, so, what explaination do your scientists have now?

[DimTavis1]

There are missing links just because you dont know about them dosnt mean they dont exist. Animals go extinct all the time, its only recently we interviened because we almost caused their demise. I dont believe in the big bang theroy anyways so whatever. But I know for a fact that a super natural being, albe to see all and know all, wasent there about 6000 years ago to snap the universe into existance. Reality is a fun place you should visit some time.

[DimTavis1]

Oh and another thing thats why it was called a theroy because it wasent proven fact. So dismissing it really has no bearing on anything.

[blizzardmann]

Funny... maybe if you're not a believer. I think you should watch my video: "Interview with the Devil".

[seejaylaugh]

well that would be pointless I dont believe in the devil either.

[blizzardmann]

This is filth. Let me ask, who's going to be laughing when you're thrown into hell?

[seejaylaugh]

Thats easy there is no hell. So I guess I dont have to worry.

[GruntofAction]

Okay, you know what? Im catholic. Stop sending me your videos. They arn't funny at all.

[seejaylaugh]

I thought it was hilarious. I guess thats why I made it. Sorry we couldnt see eye to eye.

[seejaylaugh]

I figured that you would know a good joke when you saw one since your religion is such a joke

[blizzardmann]

Have you actually read the Bible? Or are you simply referring to people you've seen who are "religious"? Only if you have a thorough understanding of a religion should you condemn it, otherwise you're just another Athiest sheep.

[seejaylaugh]

Yes I have read the bible, great work of fiction. I have been through 3 religions so I think I have a very astute view on religon. I have asked many questions to many religious leaders and none of them can answere my questions. Religion is not a logical concept and I am a logical person, so me and religion dont mix. I can pray to a rock and get the same results as praying to any god. Here is a question, ever see heaven, know anyone that has? No because there is none, you just believe there is.

[bugstrut]

I bet you'd never mock a Muslim or a Hindu, for believing in their Gods. I don't believe in God either, but I don't make fun of people who do.

[seejaylaugh]

Actually we've got Hindus covered in this vid. We left out Muslims only for time limitations. I like to think we're an equal opportunity offender.

[blizzardmann]

I'm assuming that you're an atheist? Well, if that be the case, then you probably have a belief for the origin of the world? And it's probably evolution. Well, have you ever stopped to consider that it takes the same faith that us Christians have, for you atheists to believe in evolution? I mean, you have to have faith that "life" itself has enough intelligence to guide the developement of everything. I mean, if you studied biology you would realize that "life" has to pretty darn smart.

[blizzardmann]

sounds like an intelligent creator to me... I mean, logically speaking.

[seejaylaugh]

We dont have faith we have scientific evidence. And if you look at the human race you realize that humans are pretty stupid. Lets break down religion. Someone created a fictional character that live's in a fictional place that demands you go and see him every sunday and give him money. Now you will never see him you just have to believe he is there, oh yeah and tell other people about him we need there money too. And dont worry about all the other religions they are wrong, this is the right one

[insane4Insanity]

i agree with everything you said. I probily hate religion its self just as much as an athiest would...but i belive in god and its sure as hell not becouse of "sundays"

[yankeesangel03]

Followers of David Blaine...Lol.

[sugarpuddin88]

Brilliant!

[Primogen18]

i want some of these... mm.. how funny is it that you hold them UPSIDE DOWN when you eat them? haha!

[JeffHilliard]

Awesome i want one

[IAmPie]

I was hoping the video would be better, but I did chuckle at the David Blaine part.

[cchhaanneeyy]

LOL!! OMG!!! I am so going to hell for laughing at this, but it's awsome!! Awesome job!

[spideyfan56]

LOL WTF THATS SO MESSED UP

[WoodenMustache]

brilliant!

[talkingdog]

mmmmmm,what tomahawkintheface said!

[idfarren7]

Funny. But not as funny as Ted Haggard!

[39rc6cf]

An excellent parody on the hypocrisy of organized religion. Congrats, people.

[TubeVideoCritic]

What a horrible video. Its got to be one of the worst videos I had to rate. Find another theme for you video if you want to get a good responce.

From a scale from 1-10 and 1 being the worst

I give you a 4

Thank You,

YouTube Video Critic

[trainmanlars]

Fuck You

[adamy]

they're blasphemelicious!

[VicDeHaven]

Yeah. What he said....

[seejaylaugh]

thats the best phrase I've ever heard!

[PshIMaDITZ]

O_O I want some.

[tomahawkintheface]

mmmmmm, religicles...

[AngieTheBestest]

OMG! Funny.

[gggggg99]

Jesus specifically says in tbe bible that religicles are a SIN! -"anyone who dares eat a fuckin religicle shall face the wrath of jock-itch!"

[Lyleandres]

Blasphemy!

[DSMarisen]

The popsicle stick cross was a nice touch.

: )

[spooky767]

wow im suprised i havent seen someone flipping out about how its offensive yet good one man

[DancingSpiderman]

I like to wash'em down with some Old English and Chef's chocolate salty balls

[MrsSmicks]

I'll take a box of them.

[pip9999]

great! :)

[KuraiMorgan]

hahaa Im subscribing now

[powerup151]

Lol! xD religicles, i want one!

[Zigmann09]

I'd give it a higher rating but I feel like I might go to hell for that...

[seejaylaugh]

Well, we don't want anyone to go to hell on our account. But thanks for watching!

CJ

[ambersumiko]

Wait.. but I would feel guilty licking Jesus.

[seejaylaugh]

The forgiving powers of religicals should take care of that.

[wakkawakkawakka]

If you'd feel guilty LICKING jesus, imagine how guilty the jews felt after what THEY did to him.

I, personally think it's funny.

...what the jews did to him, that is.

........but don't get me wrong, I aint no dirty jew lover.

[ambersumiko]

Hey, Mel Gibson's on YouTube! Hi there sugartits.

[ambersumiko]

They look tasty!

[highonspam]

lol. where can i get me some of those?

[grantegoto]

lmao

[DiegoDCvids]

HAHA!Cool done!

[wakkawakkawakka]

Haha! DAVE SMASH!!!!!

[1979yearofDIAGON]

Aw shit, I thought homie was cool. You can't go eatin no nigga jesus, he gots AIDS yo.

[DimTavis1]

Where can I get some of theses. I had sex with several strangers last night

[SexStarvedPanda]

Fudge packers! LOL noice