Obsquatch Vs. White Castle

[pauljr9413266684]

hows White Castle today's from then from the past?has it gone better or what?

[RiddleSpider]

White Castle is sooooooo wrong!

[itsBABYSMITH]

they don't call 'em sliders for nothin'

[jccw227]

I love White Castle! You can eat 15 burgers and not gain any weight... because of all the diarrhea!

[obsquatch]

Why the fuck does youtube delete the comments that people leave for me AFTER I respond to them. It makes no sense and it makes me angry because I'd much rather see other peoples comments than my own responses to the comments that my comments seem to delete.

Stupid YouTube. Beta Channels were bad enough, now you just delete the comments that I care about. Shame on you, mother fuckers. Shame.

[jenzatron]

Can you send me a white castle burger please? I want to try one :(

[Takarafire]

I declare the movie Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle to be officially changed to Obsquatch and Krumbine go to White Castle.

Aw yeah, now that's a movie I wouldn't miss to watch.

[obsquatch]

Agreed!  I'd not only watch that movie, I'd illegally download it off the interwebs.

[fiveawesomedrunks]

have 4 of those and wash them down with Corona's ....then you'll really feel the effect

[obsquatch]

It was a six pack of cheese burgers and that was the last one, plus I had been drinking bourbon. Any other requests?

[benzone50]

Now that was a T-rex bite!

[combustication07]

I love your BEANIE! And I could make good and bad comments about you taking the whole burger/sandwich (?) at once. hehe

[obsquatch]

They are actually called sliders even though they stick to your insides like concrete.

I like to wear my beanie when it's stormy outside so that the propeller spins around on it's own.

[tactlessgrace]

tell the truth. that was your second white castle run this year.

it's getting worse isn't it. The Crave I mean.

[obsquatch]

I'm not just lying to myself anymore.

[Bikermom69]

I am so thankful I don't have to work with you LOL! The after effects are so nasty!

[obsquatch]

Don't I know it. Good god, I made some enemies the next day.

[MidiPunk]

It's been about a year for me, you've triggered The Crave.

The only food in the world that makes your mouth water and butt belch at the same time. God bless The American Midwest!

[obsquatch]

Come to think of it, White Castle also makes your butt water and your mouth belch. God save us from the after affects of sliders.

[tubedorks]

Were are our sliders? Why do you leave us in the dark like this?

[obsquatch]

I demand that the TubeDorks have their first official meeting at a White Castle dressed as different Norse Gods. Then I will gladly buy you all as many sliders as it takes. Takes to what? Who really knows.

[AngloBaptist]

Sliders...ew.

[obsquatch]

Don't be that way, Tripp. I know you want some. It's right up the street from my place. Come on over and we can fill you up with the devil's fast food handy work.

[paTieNTdEaD]

We don't have white Castle in canada, I want to try it, Everyone is a mc Donalds whore here, which is the love of my life as well.

[matrix2k3]

they call them Murder Burgers for a reason

[obsquatch]

I don't know anyone else that calls them that besides you, me, and the entire south side of Chicago.  Cheers, Matrix. I wanna buy you lunch.

[APOKALYPSE34]

Never been to a White Castle, because its a quest just to find one... need to go one a mission now!

[obsquatch]

How is that mission going?

I suggest, if you do find a White Castle near you, buy a sac of 10 sliders, find a small room to sit in with no windows, exits, or circulation, sit down, eat all 10 sliders as fast as possible, wait 15 minutes, die from fart poisoning.

[Zed2six]

I want that hat,

[obsquatch]

You can have one just like it, that's not a problem, I'll show you where to order it, just not this one. This one is mine. I hiked the Grand Canyon with this hat. I ran around Chicago when the whole city flooded and there were tornados touching down in this hat. I've had sex with midget prostitutes in this hat. You can't have this one. This one is mine.

[RisuMiso]

Either those burgers are really small or you are a gigantic man.

[obsquatch]

A little from column A, and a little from column B. Thanks for the attention, capt'n. I love getting tagged, I'm just really bad at doing the actual work once I am tagged. Maybe tonight...

[RisuMiso]

My pleasure, and I usually don't do tag game either, so I understand how that goes.