To be a Ninja

[fhee]

I dont think this is racist...the author just plays with stereotypes, and boys! it is charming ;)

[chunkyblamm]

ninjas dont use doors

[AodhanChance]

why did people get so pissy about this video. Its so funny. I thot it was real when I clicked on it. Then i realized it wasnt.. not hate just enjoyed you having a good time.

[Sugarbabii27]

L.O.L IT IS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!

[jetstream786]

i need ninja to join my clan that i wanna biuld

[marithpasion]

your a teenager you live with your parents and you are using toys and are fake

[Shatterband1]

dagger of poking lol

[Victoria9023]

you sound like rentaro from nancy drew :/

[AsachikaSan]

Just an fyi note. I didn't intend for this having so many views. Honestly I believe this video contains some sub-par comedy because it was all ad-libbed on spot (and I'm only ok by my standards). If anything at all, the video just shows you the power of response videos to popular videos. After all, when I look on the statistics of views for this video, 81.8% of my views come from youtube related videos (which in this case it is Michelle Phans Be A Ninja In 30 Seconds...I Think video).

[MistyXGary]

3:38 arpitt hair!!!

[AmieAzuma10]

ROFL!

[shootingforthestarz]

Love it, very funny!

[darknight2952]

what is the song you use in the beginning?

[KanemiX3]

Michelle Pham brought me here.

[nerditup229]

haha asian-ness...

[Spring1234777]

mister baby semester!! LOL

[DarknessMadeFlesh]

LOL this video is hilarious. good job on it i loved it. i didn't find this video to be racist at all. that faux accent u are using does sound more like a indian accent then a asian 1. btw nice moves with those nunckuku dude.

[BlackStabb3r]

your asian accent sounds moree like an indian accent lol xD

[essyization]

Domo =.= *bows*

[27legofan]

his armpitts are hairy

[MultiCourage1]

wth?

[MyFinalBest1]

3:44 he said titan

[cachaslokas]

this was fun and you are sweet

[jaella08]

non chocolate in the media elected!!!

[shrieker696]

tekshin ish besht repon to ushe ash nishja hre hre hre NOW THATS RACIST MOTHER FUCKER oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

[michae303]

o yeah DAGGER OF POKING FUCKING BEST WEAPON OF ALL!!!!!!

[hieilovr12]

If my history teacher heard you talking about ninja's texting he'd laugh and then bite your head off. xD I love my 5th period teacher.

[bjerjosh]

this video turned me into a ninja

[Jay1234547]

1:48 turn on transcribe audio then it says gaylord XD

[TheDRAGONproductionz]

Hilarious NINJA FACE -.-

[137ramiro]

fuck yeah dagger of poking hahaha !!!

[rockleone121]

his gun is a nerf maverick

[Shyrka66]

my battelground

[WildFlmz7]

lol

[theAwsomeAwsome667]

0:44 with the translation it he says "must master back up" lol

[vannarin]

hes Japeneese



[TheLWRC]

turn on transcribed captions its hilarious

[AsachikaSan]

@TheLWRC hahaha the transcribed captions are better than the video

[xOxCrapWeaselxOx]

@AsachikaSan I think he disabled transcribed captions cos they aren't showing up now!

[Onionality]

@AsachikaSan do you any of the mk ninja's?

[Onionality]

@Onionality *know

[Ineedmorelives]

@TheLWRC rofl. Not even CLOSE!

[Par1ahProductions]

TEXT IS GOOD.. WIF RERATIONSHIP WIF GOOD FRIENDS.

[spacejammer03]

y r u gay??

[spacejammer03]

y r u gay????

[Masacryl]

I've only mastered the texting bit! Do I fail as a ninja? ):

[SuperAd127]

XD

[littlemistexas07]

WOW. ONE: this was FUNNY!

TWO: People: grow a pair and while you are at it get a dictionary and look up the term "Racist"...This guy is Asian so clearly can not be racist against his own race!!!! You guys simply have no brains and I am not sure if I should pity you or laugh.

Great video btw!!! Keep it up! :D

[shark78921]

@littlemistexas07 yep how can u be racist bout yur own race its just tottally stupid

[melkor65]

nice

[arkadnik1]

if u wanna be ninja look my videos

[arkadnik1]

look on my videos ... How u cant DO this :P

[willy2madre]

Jared!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Hijinx1982]

LOL Kool Video 

[AsachikaSan]

I'm sorry to everyone that is offended by my video, specifically by my use of an Asian accent. I know that even though I find the sound of my faux accent to be funny, many others may find it to be racist. Again I'm not intently trying to be racist. So here it is plain and simple to all of you that do find my video offensive/racist:

I'm sorry.

[nubcakehero]

@AsachikaSan dude relax your vid is fine. so many people do it, ignore the trolls.

[AsachikaSan]

@nubcakehero

what do you exactly mean " so many people do it" ? I assume you're talking about trolls trolling a lot, but I could be wrong. I just wanted to explain my side of the story because I know some people can take this video to be racist

[nubcakehero]

@AsachikaSan i meant so many racists do racist shit like this so don't worry about it and ignore the ppl saying omg ur racist. just accept it.

[AsachikaSan]

@nubcakehero

you mention " just accept 'it' ". it? just accept the comments and ignore them? easy. I have my stand on the matter of racism (in my video) written out for all to read - I will be at ease now that I've at least explained myself

[deoxxys]

@AsachikaSan

wait why is it rasict if your already asian?

[AsachikaSan]

@deoxxys

please read my uploader comment or read the description box - I'm done trying to explain further

[deoxxys]

@AsachikaSan

i read it before hand, but lol are you not asian? if so what suspific asian, and if not what race are you.

lol im not bothered by it, are people probably dont even truely care they are just saying their offended just to troll you. Chance are, theyre not even asian.

[AsachikaSan]

@deoxxys please read what I have posted in the description box

[eliandaussie]

the dagger of of of POKING!lol

[yukikoakaemo]

''The purpose of the accent was to make people laugh '' ? wtf u're not funny

[AsachikaSan]

@yukikoakaemo I'm sorry that you don't find it funny

[nubcakehero]

this guy is racist. why is he speaking like that.

[AsachikaSan]

@nubcakehero The intent of my speaking isn't racist - my intent was purely comedic . I have nothing against people who have similar accents to that of my faux accent - I don't think of them as inferior to me. The purpose of the accent was to make people laugh through it's weird sounding properties and not through it's connotative racist property.

[nubcakehero]

@AsachikaSan ok next time you call a black guy by the N word and be sure to tell him "yo my brotha from anotha motha it's all purely comedic!!" yea that'll go over well. just because you're a certain race doesn't mean you can freely be derogatory towards that race. racism isn't how the racist perceives he or she is delivering the message. racism is felt by the victims of racism so you need to apologize to them instead of making excuses for yourself. try smarter humor to make ppl laugh not this

[AsachikaSan]

@nubcakehero Comparing me to both Hitler and WWII Japan isn't a very good comparison - who the heck did I kill? Oh thats right no one. I know that even though I thought my voice was funny (because it sounded funny to me) other people might perceive as it being racist/offensive - I know that even if I try to convince someone that my comedy is funny they may still find it offensive. The language content of my video wasn't scripted so it may seem stupid. cont...

[AsachikaSan]

@nubcakehero I know that being Japanese does not give me the exclusive right to joke about my own race. Yes, the accent does have similar qualities to an Asian accent, but I'm not trying to make fun of Asian people - I'm trying to make fun of the weird sounds the accent makes. So you want me to come up with more clever jokes? fine. done deal. I will try to make "smarter" jokes. Although even if I do make "smarter" jokes I know someone out in the world is going to take offense to it. cont...

[AsachikaSan]

@nubcakehero You said, "[...]call a black guy by the N word and be sure to tell him "yo my brotha from anotha motha it's all purely comedic!!" yea that'll go over well" - the language context of that would most likely make an African-American ( why black? you're the one who's trying to advocate no racism) angry (not the accent). So after all this reading you're still probably wondering " this douche still hasn't apologized to the people he has offended" Well here it is. cont...

[AsachikaSan]

I posted my continuation in my description box and as a comment

[greyman215]

@nubcakehero How can he be racist?! He's asian himself and that's his race. DUH!!!

[nubcakehero]

@greyman215 so when the japanese killed koreans because they thought they were an inferior race back in WWII that was not racism? you're an idiot.

[nubcakehero]

@nubcakehero when hitler killed the jews even though he was part jew that wasn't racism? see how fuckin sad and silly you sound?

[AsachikaSan]

I never expected almost 10,000 views. Thanks for watching ^_^

[willy2madre]

@AsachikaSan shut up racist!

[AsachikaSan]

@willy2madre hahahahahaha why must you be so awesome?

[bub777]

Your voice reminded me alot of the Black Mage's from lolfilmworks' "Magibeetus" vid.

[BenatronPersonThingy]

Dude this guy is as funny as crap!!!!

[mezhciemniece]

*snicker* Dunno WHY the heck did I start laughing! Most of the stuff were right.... But still... Haha!!!

[Vikova]

rofl XD

[pikle144]

where did u get them nunchucks and the katanna

[blinkhigh]

dude u hav HD and u said no HD lol:)

[AsachikaSan]

@blinkhigh well I guess you could use the HD option but the file really isn't HD quality to begin with - I accidentally uploaded it as an HD file. You if you use the HD option it really won't upgrade the quality of this video

[AsachikaSan]

@AsachikaSan ah that "You" in the last sentence shouldn't be there

[oMurdoc]

this guy is hella funny

[love3magic]

lol , at some point i though he was a balerine ,he was running so much like he was dancing (^_^)

[TheGengarT]

wow jy bent lelijk!

[AmuletLoveAngel]

@TheGengarT Kan je dat voor jezelf houden??? Jij bent hier de lelijke! :P Zo rot op!

[backlash18]

lmao i loved it made me laugh alot. i loved the "txt" part how many ninja txt? oh good stuff.

[ChickensluvPie808]

The dagger of.... uh.... poking.

[TomatoTruffles]

I love your voice. XD Legit accent. Excellent choice of music, too. Nothing gets more epic than "Dies Irae".

[SuburbanNinja8000]

Go Read this book... Essesnce Of Ninjutsu: The Nine Tradition by Dr, Masaaki Hatsumi. You will see what I mean.

[Lovemystallion4ever]

1:59 LOOOOOL : ''what he heck'' I laughed through the whole video

[01marth]

Dude you got a funny voice i got to say and make it sound funny too so what with the belt of metal something at least it better then the dagger but why

[AsachikaSan]

@01marth haha thanks. the belt was just something I found to use as another weapon - I don't have many weapons so I had to improvise

[Rienei]

i like ur eyes haha

[superdutchy100]

uh..... you know that ninja`s dont use guns right? XD

[AsachikaSan]

@superdutchy100 yes, I know that traditional ninjas do not use guns

[SuburbanNinja8000]

@AsachikaSan - That's not ture, they did use guns. But they were last resort. But they Started using those when the Spanish started Trading with Japan

[AsachikaSan]

@SuburbanNinja8000 ah...interesting. sorry I don't know a lot about ninja history

[hxhshow9]

the music you put is so nice, calm and charm, can you please send me?

[AsachikaSan]

@hxhshow9 The song name is Arigato - it is by the Yoshida Brothers

[Mandy0456]

I HAVE A SCAB ON MY FOOT!!!!! It started out as a blister... :(

[hxhshow9]

Your voice turn to real ninja sometime.

but I want to tell you something, Ninja don't use guns.

[AsachikaSan]

@hxhshow9 I know traditional ninjas don't use guns - the gun was meant to be a joke

[AsachikaSan]

wow. 5362 views - never expected this

[Randy96689]

Funny ninja

[demonicangel0211]

cant understand....

[Bboy50KAL]

haha awesome video xD

[Marielena7]

^^ u r cute

[AsachikaSan]

@Marielena7 thanks...I guess

[4ourTimber]

nice accent

[AsachikaSan]

thanks =]

[AsachikaSan]

Over 2500 views. Thanks for the views =]

[bloodsoldjer]

ha ha and who ever asked if he was japanese I bet you $10 he koren

[AsachikaSan]

Then you just lost $10

[TheMorgadoFail]

@bloodsoldjer HaHa You Just Lost $10 HAHAHA!!!

[AsachikaSan]

thanks everyone =]

[Syudu]

hilaaaaarious

[ETRdav1d]

lol kool vid

[dullfoxz]

Hahaha you are funny alright! :D

[Theorem42]

LOL, props for the faux japanese accent!

[nelsonjr16]

r u japanese?

[nelsonjr16]

lol woops i didn't read profile

[iBeeCortnee]

hahah hooray! this is amazing.

[inuyashasama099]

Lmao!!! Nice job dude. xD Hilarious.

[IBegToDifferXxX]

hahaha i think you would like nigahiga's videos XD you should look them up!!

[MitsuCM80]

Omoshiroideshita!  Chyotto henna dakedo, omoshiroi :P

[AsachikaSan]

arigato =]

[DanyLoveYoh]

..man..u are crazy...i love it..5/5

[AsachikaSan]

haha. I can't deny that I have crazy in my blood xD. And thanks =]

[catgirl9184]

lol going through teh weapons is funny but it's a little long... XD

DUDE YOU RAN AROUND WITH A SHIRT ON YOUR HEAD ON HALLOWEEN?!

exactly text girlfriend!!! :D

[AsachikaSan]

textu gurufrend