Casino Royale in 5 seconds

[XKDUBSTEP]

5 seconds isn't a rule, it's an idea, a principle.

[Sunsetsmiles3]

Somebody ruined it by actually making it 5 seconds

[fightinside1]

seriously, just delete this video. it's not funny in the least bit

[creasicle]

I did basically the same video concept but with more build up and the music at the end, obviously I'm biased but I think it's all about timing and not having the music at the end wrecks it

[Metaltherebel92]

Idn, things like this are supposed to be funny. And it wasn`t... funny.

[Freshmattik]

moron

[Elliot0k]

LOOOOOL

[Shinatsu]

Booooo!!

[froggirl19921993]

This is one of my favorite five second movies. It sums up the plot perfectly. And Five-Second Movies are just what these kind of videos are called. That does not mean they are actually going to be five seconds long.

[MrDahlas]

that sucked

[lyricsfromsweden]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! i have no clue why everybody is raging over this! u mad?

[SeriousGamer2009]

@RonFace08 wow that sucked, are you trying to piss us all off?

[treysparks1]

I should've just had them making out and then her die....

[luke666808g]

ummm, there's no punch line, how the fuck is this meant to be funny?????????????????

[sjconker64]

i miss when bond movies were fun and didnt take themselves so seriously. actually i miss when movies in general were fun and didnt take themselves so seriously. oh well live in the past

[galti111]

The British government involved in terrorism? Perish the thought!

[Bradrex1]

@galti111 Yes, and this is the proof.

[fightinside1]

boring...

[counterclockwise123]

FAIL 

[lilnomie1]

what an asshole ...

[Iconoclast792]

Why would you put the part where he wins?

[barkyindustries]

@Iconoclast792 Because it shows how Predictable the story was/is 

[baltimore90mike]

the new JB movies suck balls

[Jafroboy]

it only needed the last 2 seconds.

[BoRSdom]

meeh, it should have been "if you lose blablabla..."

And then Le Chiffre wins and then you have that scene where Bond says "Balls" :D

[atadsatirical]

is it just me or is the card dealer charlie sheen/emilio estevez?

[hatchman213]

@atadsatirical it's just you

[atadsatirical]

@hatchman213 shutup scum

[hatchman213]

@atadsatirical just lettin you know you're wrong. oh yea your mother sucks dicks in hell too

[atadsatirical]

@hatchman213 i never meant the comment to be completely true dickhead, just pointing out he looks him. U wanna fire up go do it somewhereelse mate. I hate trolls likeu that just go nuts over nothing, u think ur so big tellin someone who's boss behind a compute. Just letting u know u should cool down mate otherwise ull have 0 friends in life.

[hatchman213]

@atadsatirical hahhaha you're the one getting fired up I was just answering your own question. If u don't like an answer you don't have to call people names and then get all butthurt when they tell you that your mother sucks dicks in hell. If you can't take it don't dish it out. Have a nice day

[atadsatirical]

@hatchman213 Oh yeh cuz me calling u scum, after being a rude doofus gives u the rite to bring my mother into this. go to hell and drown in ur own blood u oxygenthief

[njdryden]

finally a five-second film that a) actually goes for five seconds and b) actually encapsulates the plot

[TooManyOnes]

I couldn't not give this a thumbs up.

[awesomeguy1233]

??????????????????????????????­?????????

[niptuck117]

SIX SECONDS, OH MY FUCKING LORD! THE WORLD IS EXPLODING!

[DonAgalloch]

Meh...

[clockworkcorvid]

It was 6 SECONDS



[LightYagame100000]

sucks

[Nikon05]

this is actually hilarious

[froggirl19921993]

That is the best description of a movie in ten seconds. :D

[RimshotKiller]

sry,not funny at all

[froggirl19921993]

What did she even say?

[iggypayne]

@froggirl19921993 But if you lose, our government will have directly financed terrorism.

[froggirl19921993]

@iggypayne Ohh, thanks! :D

[dave19941000]

This movie sucks so much.

[Pyrofreak321]

@dave19941000 wuhh? Quantum of Solice yes, this one, no way broseph

[kaisamsa]

I'd fuck Eva Green

[KISSarmyGuy]

@kaisamsa You would be crazy not to.

[handsqueasy]

it was 6 secconds but close enough :D

[SidBurn4686]

@handsqueasy It was five seconds you stupid blind faggot.

[handsqueasy]

@SidBurn4686 no it started half way through the 4th second and how am i a stupid blind faggot?

[AlmightyGidge5991]

GET OUT MORE PEOPLE :D

[kittykatro]

it's 10 seconds not 5!

[legoguyfilms]

Ok idiots. The 5 second thing ONLY applies to actual clip time. NOT INTRO AND OUTRO!!!

[lMagina1]

@legoguyfilms it;s still a rough 6 seconds

[VikingAxStudios]

@legoguyfilms you also have to realize that saying "in five seconds" is like saying "could you give me a second?".... you are not literally going to give me one actual second

[legoguyfilms]

@VikingAxStudios Dude, I'm not some idiot kid. You don't have to explain that to me.

[VikingAxStudios]

@legoguyfilms ok just checking

[jmerridew124]

"It wasn't 5 seconds!" is officially the most effective and longevous trolling device in the history of the internet.

[sikitywiked]

It should have been you're not my type. "smart?" no.. single.

[Pedrosdanckwardt]

Suck! Only three guys can make these vids: Nostalgia critic, spooney and benzaie.

[LoostRose]

its funny how most of comments are about the time xD

[vitruvian8807]

Whoa, my video timer skips from 8 seconds to 10, where did 9 go?

[girass]

@vitruvian8807 lol mine too, weird

[crazyfootyfan]

lol so much win

[Jafroboy]

you know, i think it only needed the last bit.

[anusalltheway]

so true

[Birdhowse]

definitely one of my favorites

[J031L35]

You just ruined my favorite film of all time! Go die.

[Advancedgod]

HAHAHA great. This actually WAS the movie in five seconds.

[narutomanga05]

i actually expected "the names bond...james bond"

[AppleFan2831]

One of the best.

[MasterBitting]

lmao

[kirbiak90ZX]

NICE!!!!

[hinduw]

lmfao I did laughing

[markusboyd3]

That was a load of bollocks!

[thrax709]

what?

[OnewingedAngel69]

??? GAY

[pickling6]

This is pretty good.

[hellothermynameistom]

well that was fucking shit

[Darroth]

Finally, another good one

[TheGuyThatsAwesome]

You should of had the part when Le Chiffre wins, not Bond.

[girass]

@TheGuyThatsAwesome should HAVE*

[TheGuyThatsAwesome]

@girass Really? You reply to a 9-month old comment to correct my grammar? That's cool.

[DarioK17]

@TheGuyThatsAwesome

Haha yeah that'd be way more fun!

[Amcor09]

@TheGuyThatsAwesome Yes, but then it wouldn't be an acurate summary of the film, which is the whole purpose of these.

[TheGuyThatsAwesome]

@Amcor09 Not really, these are supposed to be funny, and literally summarizing the movie in 5 seconds isn't funny. Watch the "All Batman movies in 5 seconds" one. You think those are "accurate" summaries?

[Amcor09]

@TheGuyThatsAwesome Ok I've searched for 'Batman in 5 seconds' and the first video is The Joker is joking around and Batman kills him. Looks like a summary to me, plus it's also funny so your argument is void.

[TheGuyThatsAwesome]

@Amcor09 That's not the one I said to watch but whatever. I really don't care.

[hansfrans1]

it isnt funny but i give 5 stars cause its james bond :-)

[J031L35]

Really not funny. This is my favourite film and I was looking forward to watching this. Disappointing.

[SeanConnery9000]

Clever but that's not really the whole movie

[1999UTD]

ummm no

the whole point of 5 second movies is to show two contrasting clips, thts where the funny comes from

you should have done "is you loos...."

and then "mr le chifre wins"

[mrbondohmss]

That pretty much summed up the entire movie.

[RE4man101]

MESURE BOND EPIC WINS!!!!!!!! lol. XD

[Neonman78]

So simple, it's funny.

[boss12]

I love Eva Green

[ZalesakVID]

Epic....purely epic.

[joshshoj13]

Perfect. Exact summary of the whole movie! Good work!

[darthvidu92]

=)) really funny! that'll teach women :P

[dsprack]

haha this was really good!

[barbarian910]

i dont get it, why do they mummble?

[ChaoticChicken1]

ITS NOT SUPPOSE TO BE 5 SECONDS

[SmilingKitsune]

Best one I've seen so far.

[olegros]

woah actually 5 seconds

now nobody can bitch about it :D

[99681655]

@olegros how to make 5 s sceond movie you are really stupid arab bitch 5 second is just not long 10-30 second

[hobogasm]

@olegros SIX. SIX SECONDS!

[tombom7]

@hobogasm nope, its 5

[9c2007m5]

@hobogasm OMFG YOU ALMOST SAID SIX SIX SIX!

[foxygrandpa991]

@9c2007m5 you just did, look out satan's comin

[9c2007m5]

@foxygrandpa991 o.o

[Pur3P0wn4g3]

@olegros Well, more like 5,5 seconds :P

[hebrux]

@olegros your right. i cant say i wasted 5 seconds of my life watching this because i wasted more typing this up.

[LasTCursE69]

@olegros i can it was 6 seconds lol

[Curseco]

@LasTCursE69 You dare come into my lair? YOU MUST DIE!

[Xackadee]

@LasTCursE69 OBJECTION!!

Technically there is no 0:09 so if you minus that non-existant second then it really IS 5 seconds!

[ISIMPOI]

@olegros well technically it was a 10 sec videos :P

[1999UTD]

someone should do one where M goes "your the best player in the service" and then cut to the dealer going "Mr LeChiffre wins"

[Bartman954]

Already on it

[1999UTD]

cool

look forward to it

[ulviruu]

i not like....i like cumbia!xD

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[stephenparallox]

Yep, that's pretty much it

[CriticalDamage91]

lol

[FwankTheTankLampard]

That is actually pretty good, deserves more views.

[hvf26]

ahahah awesome

[PMCF1995]

lol XD. funny...