GTA 3 - Lazlow with guest Reed Tucker

[houseofm88]

Dragon stance!

[ChristiaanL14]

After morning meditation he has his period.

[L4drocker]

WoW, Lazlow is a survivor nice one Lazlow ! :)

[SWI0001]

it's downright dithcratheful"

"yeth it maketh me thpeak like thith

"I bruithe eathily, don't throw any tofu or beanths at me"

[TheHypercube92]

I love this video!! :)

[SWI0001]

CAN WE GET SOME BACON IN HERE

HM, AND WHO WANTS SOME STEAK AFTER THAT

[HONEYKONEKO]

NOW & ZEN BABY!!!!!!

[CowardStern]

Shows like this actually still exist, just try and find LOW power FM stations or BlogTalkRadio.

[mikekluft]

@alfiemeh the german porno tranny is reni.the station is flashback fm

[alfiemeh]

Chatterbox and fever 105 (from Vice city) where my two favorite radio stations from GTA.

oh yeh, and the German pornstar woman from GTA III (I don't know what radio that was, please tell me if you know!!)

[unrestrainedgamer]

"Well I'm not a masticating cow so I really don't enjoy chew damp hay and prancing around in legging screaming ,'HIIII YAAAAAAAA!!!" LOL

[radngnarlysk8]

The other day I plugged in my PS2, put in my GTA3 game, Got in a car and changed it to Chatterbox. Then I layed down and listened to this xD.

[SirPwnsabit]

No offense, but you're kind of a scrawny pastey dude.

[ChudyPaliGrudy]

actually its not a basement.. i prefer a center for spiritual enlightement :D

[ChudyPaliGrudy]

like a bat!!!! ;D

[bullshitrunsdeeper]

i was listening to this once while fucking a hooker over on diablos turf when this prick steals my car, and my prostitute, what the fuck?!

[bighead69852]

reeds a faggot, go lazlow!!!!!!!!!!!! haha

[godzilla42698]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH­AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA­HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAH



[wirelad2007]

So many memories

[Hater9001]

@SuperNumber19 Fished alive? VISUALIZED. YOU ARE STUPID D: XDDDXDXDXDRDDEDXDDD T_T_T_T_T_TT %_^_^&_^&_&_&_^_^_^_ fuck

[NCONiall]

@Hater9001 -Facepalm- He was mocking him with his lisp... :P

[JWade29]

5 people prance around in leggings and shout "HI-YAH!"

[tokman20]

loved this radio station XD hahahaha Fernando martinez was great as well

[navi1007]

the memories....

[dudewolflag21]

there is 1 hour of chatterbox in gta 3 i looked at the audio files and some of the sounds are hilarous!

[AWESOMESTINSTON9]

you must use the language of the body not the tounge lol lol lol

[SuperTonycool]

like a bat lololol

[br3wsk33z]

THUT UP YOU CARNIVORE

[TakeshiInazuma]

i listen to all the stations on the GTA games

[spartanx528x]

(1980's) GTA Vice City - he was the DJ in the station Vrock

(2000) GTA III - he is now the DJ in Chatterbox

BTW in GTA III after a commercial he mentions something about him getting kicked off the rock station

Oh and in Vice City someone called who goes by the name of Ed and told LazloW that LazloW took his job as the Vrock DJ

[TakeshiInazuma]

@spartanx528x i remember that. since i listen to the station on the gta games. i noticed they mentioned a little of the other two games.

[ProjectOmega05]

It's always funny to hear Reed talk threating to Lazlow, especally with that lisp.

[dazzaboy04]

"well, im not a mastercatin cow so i really dont enjoy chewin damp hay and prancin around in leggings shoutin HIYAAHH!!"

[shad0wMata]

I liked Lazlow in Chatterbox and in San Andreas cuz at least you kinda felt sorry for him trying to make it, but in Integrity 2.0 in GTA 4 he gets to big for himself, calling himself a comedy genius and the ' trying to connect with the kids' crap sounded a little creepy. If it wasnt for the Perv or the Hot Dog Vendor parts I wouldnt listen to it.

[RandomHero1985]

Anyone got any idea where I could hear the bit where a guy rings into Lazlow's show about his son wanting to play lacrosse "running around with a bag on a stick!" Loved that one and can't find it :-(

[TheAmberrox123]

Aaah ohhh oh lazlow i..i think i hurt my hand and my....my pinkies all bent the wrong wayyy lol dont throw any tofu or bean curds at me! I love reed ahah-3

[poperussian]

HIYAHH!!

[TheRandyChimp]

I've taken to playing Chatterbox and WCTR on my ipod when I play GTA4, since they're way funnier than any of the gta4 radio.

[XiXimagmarGiXiX]

what go in must come out, especialy corn whats the deal with that

[GTAFan77]

Reed Tucker's voice alone makes this interview hilarious.

[xinjinbei]

I wonder if the name is a combination of Lou Reed and Maureen Tucker from Velvet Underground or is it just coincidence.

[Bam2323]

Pure Brilliance!

[Goratory666]

so, who all thinks the mascot for iron maiden was a puppie? haha not many peopl will get this reference

[Doominatorx6]

@Goratory666 "NO HIS NAME'S EDDIE! You know, Cousin Ed? Eddie? Iron Maiden?"

[Goratory666]

@Doominatorx6 lmao!! YES! "what? it was a puppy!"

[343ofFDNYsBRAVEST]

TO BAD THIS IS NOT A REAL STATION

[aulaw2001]

The only person to be a vegan who is powerful is Todd Ingram. Imagine that, Todd Ingram vs Reed Tucker. Vegan powers vs Dragon Stance.

[SlLENTHlLL]

Why wouldn't martial arts and organic food go along???

As if... organic food would make martial arts more difficult or not possible... and that martial artists should only eat unhealthy food... as if martial artists are immune to poisons and junk food, and not only that but that they actually require it... Or something.

Man... the people who wrote the script for Chatterbox sure failed majorly at times when they tried to steer people's thoughts thru various strange insinuations.

[BigEasyWinger]

Dragon Stance for the win.

[BigEasyWinger]

Reed is sensitive. :P

[danny060902]

In Weazel News They Say Lazlow From the Radio Company is Back from Jail GTA IV

[jchris3671]

"I will now chop this desk into two half desks."

[SancLunatic]

Chatterbox was the best chat show on any GTA ever.

[MarineDude26]

Lazlow is better in GTA Vice city in VRock

[coreycunninghamkarl]

HIYAH! Oooo.. Lazlow, i think i hurt my hand

[justmymage]

Sometimes. I dream about cheese.

Can you feel it? CHEESE.

[MrChameleon101]

Dragon Stance HIYAH OH OH LAZLOW!!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO

[any4003]

LMAO

[tsimmer777]

"Yes-it makes you talk like this..." (Cuts to silence) Classic! XD

[Elvsting]

Mahogany.. Mahogany!

[Technodude010]

Lazlow used to make fun of those who he interviewed, now his coleagues make fun of him (and the audience makes fun of his coleagues)

[LucidFaia]

The joys of soy and origami.

[WillHurricane]

"Ok, Thirst things thirst my man......You need to sthop with the negathive thinking"

ROFL

[Lyrixn]

Lazlow was best in gta3, now he overdoes it (gta4).

[Angus1MacGyver]

@Lyrixn Integrity 2.O is awesome.

[Lyrixn]

@Angus1MacGyver That's your opinion.

[Stoneone100]

He is lactose intolerant? He is supposed be a tough martial arts dude? That's fantastic!

[hbkusa]

When I hit on women, I try telling them I don't live in my parent's basement and that it is a center for spiritual enlightenment. It doesn't work

[seuga]

love the lisp tucker..."i do cover this early on in the book in chapter 45" haha

[TittyTittyBangBangXX]

my mentor was a 430 year old munk LMAO

[Aznkhangsta]

1:13 "After morning meditation and a 3 bean salad, I COULD CHOP A BUS IN HALF" LOLOLOLOLLOL XD THAT WAS HILARIOUS

[Aznkhangsta]

THIS WAS MY FAVORITE ON CHATTERBOX

[TheBarpak]

can somebody tell me who is reed tucker??

i´ve never played this gta before

[tsilll]

@TheBarpak just some guy, he has nothing to do with the storyline

[TheBarpak]

@tsilll thnks

[MCGRADGER]

Chatterbox was the best radio station out of all GTA games, and this interview was fantastic. Hopefully GTA 5 will see Lazlow going back to having a station like this again. Integrity 2.0 wasn't very good. :(

[SuberbardHD]

@MCGRADGER what bout WCTR that was hilarious 

[metaltera86]

@MCGRADGER Dude are you kidding me Integrity 2.0 was funny

[D4MVP]

EVERYONE KNOWS WOMEN ARE MADE OF SAND!!!

[ROBLOXiansRejct666]

"Lazlow: I read in your book, that you still live in your parents basement"

"Reed: It's not a basement I would prefer a Center for Spiritual Enlightment" XD

That was hilarious :P

[wakaflock663]

omg lazlow stupid azz hell

[xXXXMIKEIKEXXXx]

@wakaflock663 your stupid ass hell

[wakaflock663]

@xXXXMIKEIKEXXXx eat a dic

[xXXXMIKEIKEXXXx]

@wakaflock663 yeah you'd like to see that, ya fucking gay lord.

[PSNvorcia]

dragon stance lol

[InternetSurfer1996]

Can we get some Bacon in here?!

[SuperNumber19]

ladies and gentleman I already fished alive a desk in two half desks and now I shall make it so DRAGON SSSsssstanCe!!! HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAA!! (TT_TT) WAHHHHHHHHH!! oh my HAND NO!! LATHLOW!! I THINK A I HURT MY HAND AND MY PINK BENT THE WRONG WAY!! (XD) 4:52 !

[JDIZ95]

can we get some bacon in here

[V4D1Mx3]

Reed : "Do not frighten my child. We're all weak"

Lazlow: "You certainly are"

[Sweettooth123456789]

"It says on the inside cover of your book that you still live in your parents basement"

"This is not a period Lazlow this is a way of life"

"430 year old monk" lmfao

"The best attack i found is to just run away"

[tack3234]

lazlow will be on comedy central this saturday night

[fredespanish]

LAzlow in REAL LIFE: watch?v=oRouR2rrJpE

[juanitoypepito]

could we get some bacon in here?! lol

[WARP10CK]

@juanitoypepito I remember hearing the bacon line the first time I played the game, I was in a middle of a chase mission and crashed the car because I laughed to much.

[extremedealer]

lol Reed and Lazlow

[metalgearrexlover]

lol lazlow is old

[eaglebazdmeg]

Lazlow SUX i love SLUTS (GTA VCS Vrock) XD

[batterez]

They should've had Big Wayne on GTA IV

[ChicaGOrilla4CHN]

oh yeah... and the best form of defense....

IS RUNNING AWAY! lmao

[ChicaGOrilla4CHN]

"petestha" and "dithUHplin".

oh yeah, and his parent's basement is his center of "spiritual enlightenment" where I'm guessing the 430 yr. old monk taught him "the way" at.

[Barosin1]

How have I got -3 for its true though what he is like in GTA4 he is funny but his character has turned into a big headed idiot

[vitaminfromthesky]

Lazlow and Reed are awesome.

[Barosin1]

Love Lazlow its just to bad he turned into a bit of a prick in GTA4 but he was still funny

[187BURNZY]

@Barosin1 ????

[maidenslayer]

I taped these from the game, but then lost the tapes. So great to hear them again. Chatterbox was one of the great parts of GTAIII.

[arky3000]

cant u buy the radio stations cd from rockstars site?

[MercuryMorrison1]

SHUT UP YOU CARNIVORE!

[ThePeteAwesome]

lazlow is best random charector

[arky3000]

lazlo is da man! lol

[sithlordsoup]

lmao i love chatterbox

[jag2424]

"can we get some bacon in here?"

hahahahahaha!!!!

[Zapp4078]

As I descend from the rafters..... LIKE A BAT

[sithlordsoup]

@ 5:06 he sounds just like eddie murphy

[BXVAce]

I was thinking the same thing when I first heard that. I thought it was just me.

[ohiopower]

Reed is great in San Andreas to. Talking about doing yoga with a garden hose up your ass.

[bruteinazootsuit]

"Lazlo, I think I hurt my hand, my pinky's all bent the wrong way!"

"Listen Karate Kid, the desk is still in one piece. Thanks for coming on the show." :D

[ZR1KingOfTheHillZR1]

i can chop a bus in half! somtimes i even scare myself. Lmfao

[KaLNFoRc3R]

"ok its not a basement.. i prefer a center for spiritual enlightment" hahaha

[LATEGREAT]

oh yea funniest part.

"Can we get some bacon in here?"

[LATEGREAT]

i swear i never listened to the music i always listened to chatterbox.!

I NEED MY PS2 BACK.!

[narutoanddbzrock]

i still have mine :)

[LATEGREAT]

lol way to rub it in =)

[TBSful]

@LATEGREAT just download this game i think it's only 530 mb it's really awesome on the pc and it was my first gta i had alot of fun with it now i am playing tbogt

[JackStaplesButler]

@LATEGREAT The music on GTA3 left a lot to be desired. Aside from Flashback, taken from the Scarface soundtrack, it left a lot to be desired. Chatterbox was excellent.

[xox945]

loloolololloolololololollololo­lolololololololooll

[mynamehappy]

I don't wanna know about no tofu runnin away! I wanna be a ninja and kick peoples asses!

[Barosin1]

To bad no one from GTA reads these comments because for the next game I would like thre to be a mission where Lazlow gets held hostage and you have to go and save him

[kytomasi]

lol lazlow is awesome

[KingofDarkness0025]

Chatterbox is amazing channel. Let's make it a real channel on the radio.

[damnitmikey]

DRAGONSTANCE!

[JBrrou]

lol reed tucker is real: "Lazlow also worked at an advertising agency as a writer and producer, along with writer Reed Tucker, (who is now his talk radio show's producer) on advertisements for a variety of consumer products."

[skyloo5849]

you should do the gta 4 lazlow

[JWade29]

I don't wanna hear about no tofu runnin away,I wanna learn about being a ninja and kicking peoples asses

[MrTibstickle]

"Lazlow I'm deadly serious now."

Gotta love the voice :D

[danni806]

1:48 "Well, I'm not a mastocating cow, so I really don't enjoy chewing damp hay and prancing around in leggings, shouting *HIYAH!*"

[goose1212343]

big wayne's gotta be in one of these one day.

[mnmfreak502]

great game ! chatterbox was the best from all gta channels.

[epinky2295]

"but my husband says I look like the chick in The Exorcist" lol

[gregisfreestyle]

We need more Reed Tucker bits!

[Followthategg]

i forgot how funny that was!

[87efil4aggin]

"and the best attack i found is to just run away" lmao!!

[enigma414]

when my mom got me a ps2 and gta3 for christmas, it was the happiest day of my life.

[PoloWILDCAT6108]

lol i used to play this so much that i could recite this word for word haha

[gworldstheplayer]

lazlo funny as shit on all gtas....

[TheCinemaworld]

Reed Tucker sounds just like Adam Sandler from Waterboy!!!

[Angus1MacGyver]

"Listen Karate Kid, the desk is still in one piece, thanks for coming on the show" OHH I LOVE HOW HE MAKES FUN OF REED.

[dmuth]

"It's not a basement, I prefer a center for spiritual enlightenment."

[Politcalamity]

Reed: "I sthtart the day with a fruity beverage,some meditation, and six hours of yoga. Next I go open my shop, Now and Zen, and drink two pints of hand pressed potato juice."

Lazlow: "And who wants a steak after that?"

[Politcalamity]

"Especially corn...what's the story with that, anyway?"

[NickAshmore]

Gotta love chatterbox.

[Angus1MacGyver]

Gotta love Lazlow

[samisd909]

this kinda sounds like the geek on the street on integrity 2.o in gta 4

[shnizalproductions]

maybe it is him? maybe lazlow is on most GTA games?

[epinky2295]

its still Lazlow, hes on every GTA game after 3

[Kranden420]

OH man lazlo is my hero

[caboose6789]

lazlow pwns

[UnknownPsychoPath]

i love Lazlow so funny!

[JSRFZeroBeatx]

reed tucker's voice is funny =P

[bracken1001]

for those who have been asking Lazlow has been in every GTA game as a Radio host since GTA3

[caboose6789]

ive heard him in VCS and LCS

w00t go lazlow!!

[tigerintermusic]

hey i got a gta 3 with out the radio working can u help !!!!plz!!!!

[richardmoeller]

GTA4's lazlow is the best lazlow ever ;-)

[Ravenkliff]

No. No it's not edgy shit. It's not edgy shit at all.

Can you...just please not rub your junk and talk about schools?

...Like when you reach into a stripper's panties and discover a pair of BALLS.

Alot of my fans, they've huffed gasoline and watch professional wrestling and i just want to sell them a shirt they can wear to knock kids off bicycles

just a few memorable moments

[richardmoeller]

yeah i remember those conversations damn good. i listened to integrity 2.0 all the time - awesome. it was even fun after the 25th time.... and i also lmao a few times.

[KayAyEi]

Whats Integrity 2.0? I only have Head, Double Cleff (which I hate), Lips, Flashback, MSX, Rise, K-JAH and Chatterbox! How do I get Integrity???

[Angus1MacGyver]

Integrity 2.O is in GTA 4 !

[caboose6789]

integrity is from GTA IV

[orkutfinance]

play gta 4

[JTC545]

its on GTA 4 kay lol not GTA 3

[jahsper]

give him a break not everybody knows rockstar games and gta was based in dundee scotland in the first place

[JTC545]

ok lol we should just enjoy lazlows genious

[KeepRockinForever]

This is on GTA3. Gta4 is Integrity, this is Chatterbox, Before the Lazlo show.

[Bighairyfart]

okay klazlo i am very serius

[blazerrips91]

can we get some bacon in here lmfao and who wants a stake after that